Richard Allen Pence; phony SEAL

| April 5, 2018

Our partners at Military Phonies share their work on the fellow, Richard Pence, who claims that he went through BUD/S training, but he got in an accident the next day, so he never went to the teams;

However, the Navy doesn’t remember Richard going through BUD/S or his accident;

During the time he claimed to be in SEAL training he was stationed aboard the USS Trippe, FF 1075. There is no record of him being stationed in Coronado or even on the west coast. Richard Pence was never a Navy SEAL.

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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Tallywhagger

But can he play an air guitar?

Green Thumb

More like he can play with balls.

Tallywhagger

Probably not his own. Our dog has a similar situation yet he never claims to be more than what he is. Better yet, he’s a happy boy.

Frankie Cee

I left some love for Richard Allen Pence, NOT A SEAL</b., at his facebook page, which is open to comments:
” Asshole! If SEAL Senior Chief Don Shipley says that you are not in the database, and you claim that you finished BUDS training, I am calling you a liar. An accident the next day, getting sent to the reserves would not prevent your BUDS info from getting into the database. Stop lying to us, stop standing in the blood of better men than you to claim valor that you didn’t earn. It is cockroaches like you that make pursuing phonies so damned much fun. Your desire for greater fame than you have earned is going to make you gooogle famous. Do you know that every comment about your phoniness at Military Phony dot com and at the link below will become a PERMANENT listing at Google, for anyone looking up your name to see? Coming to this site, presenting an HONEST account of yourself would be a start at unfucking the mess you have made of your name: http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=78703

PTBH

It wasn’t Shipley, it was the SEALs at Military Phonies.

Much admiration for Shipley and all the fine work that he does, but there are other efforts out there to expose fake SEALs.

MSGT Richard Deiters USMC(Retired)

It looks to me that he was really in the NAVY RESERVES. Some of the entries on his list of assignments are for active duty for training and then followed by a drill pay entry.

Wilted Willy

This is my surprised look!
Cocksucker!!

AW1Ed

Just look at this steely-eyed killer- legit!

/sarc

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

He looks like Squidward’s underachieving, RSO cousin.

91A1P

I would mistake him for a SEAL any day at WallyWorld .. I mean .. just look at the bod!

Roh-Dog

I bet that this dude has made money with him mouth behind a truck stop at some point in his sad, sad life.

A Proud Infidel®™

Yeah, I’m sure he got those puffy cheeks stretched out many a time he was blowing winos behind bus stops.

rgr769

You must mean truck stops; Greyhound keeps that area behind their depots reasonably policed up and they have security cameras.

Roh-Dog

How do you even… never mind.

Ex-PH2

Isn’t that a Machinist’s Mate rate badge? It’s a bit blurry in the enlarged photo.

And it says on the cover sheet “MM3”, so it seems that he just went nowhere with it.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Ex; Yes that’s a Machinest’s Mate patch or a Monkey’s Mate as some of the non Snipes use to call us. Point of interest is that at one time, the Machinest Mate Auxilliary propeller did not have a hole in the middle as the Machinest Mate engine room snipes had the hole in the middle which denoted the shaft hole. I was in A Gang. My 1960 Bluejackets manual just has the one with the hole so somewhere along the line, the solid prop was not made anymore.

Daisy Cutter

A shaft hole?

There’s an opening I’m going to pass on by.

SaraSnipe

You are too late, it has all been said. Ad nauseum.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

I mean the ships propeller is mounted on the shaft. Did that come out right???

AZtoVA

You said the MM Aux personnel either didn’t have shaft holes, or their shaft holes were so completely stuffed with a shaft that they could no longer be seen. Maybe needs clarification?

Graybeard

Richard Allen Pence Fat, not a SEAL, not a graduate or even attendee of BUDS, not honorable, only a MM3: you, Richard Allen Pence, are a liar and a loser and a limpd1ck scumbag.

Richard Allen Pence – you have been entered into the Records of the TAH 2018 Phony Race™© where your shame shall be recorded for all to see.

Hope it was worth it, fat face.

Graybeard

Having had leisure to look at the photos and read through the screenshots of his conversation, I have realized that Richard Allen Pence has lied to his own sons about being a SEAL.

Richard Allen Pence – how does it feel to know that your boys will spend the rest of their lives, and your grandchildren will remember for all of their lives, that you lied to them?

You will wither away in the nursing home forever disgraced by your lies. And on your tombstone may they have engraved

“Here lies Richard Allen Pence who lied to his family. A liar then lying still.”

HMCS(FMF) ret

Richard Allen Pence not honorable, not a SEAL, liar to his family and friends. Deal with your newly found GOOGLE fame, cocksucker!

Dick, you done DORKED the STOLEN VALOR SQUEAKHOLE, ASSCLOWN!

NHSparky

Six year MM3. High speed shit right there.

Emphasis on shit.

FuzeVT

Soooo. . . what would make someone claim to be something that is so easily disproven? It’s like claiming to be a Medal of Honor recipient. It’s just never made sense to me.

Are there a great number of people who get away with it and people outed here and elsewhere are a minority? Seems like it would be harder and harder in this day and age of cell phone pictures and internet searches.

Martinjmpr

Soooo. . . what would make someone claim to be something that is so easily disproven?

Because most people don’t have the time (or even the inclination) to check.

We only see these phonies when they get busted. In most cases, they’ve been rocking the lie for YEARS.

What about phony POWs? There are thousands of them and yet, that’s one of the easiest things to check on the internet.

However there’s another aspect that I think has to be taken into consideration: Many (if not most) of the guys who make these outrageous and inflated claims are big talking blowhards. Even if they don’t get “called out” until they’re posted on a board like TAH or Military Phonies, many of them probably have a local reputation of being big talking phonies, even if people don’t neccessarily do the homework and verify their lies.

What I’m saying is that just because a faker has been claiming to be a Green Beret/Seal/Sniper/Ranger/Recon/Space Shuttle Door Gunner for the last 10 years, don’t necessarily assume that most of his acquaintances actually believe it.

A Proud Infidel®™

Taint-sniffing pud-puffer.

Atkron

Richard Allen Pence,

Why does your neckerchief look like a gangbanged hooker trying to ice it off? If you’re going to wear the damn uniform, could you at least have the courtesy to wear it correctly?

Even if you had gone through BUD/S; they don’t just give you the Trident at graduation. Back in the day you would go through additional training in the Teams, and then your Team would award you your Trident. Now they do it differently, I don’t know all the specifics, because I was never a SEAL, just as you were never a SEAL.

So why are you wearing that mini-Trident on your uniform? Why are you claiming to ever having been through BUD/S?

Why Dick?

ChipNASA

OK, Goddamn Hillarious……

“Why does your neckerchief look like a gangbanged hooker trying to ice off her hoo haa? “

NHSparky

I was gonna say it looks a lot like Fred’s neckerchief from Scooby Doo, but icing off a hoo-ha works too.

NHSparky

And the cover…holy Jesus, some Chief would be going, “Hey, shipmate!” until the Second Coming.

Atkron

Two Fingers Popeye, two fucking fingers.

2/17 Air Cav

His name isn’t Guido and he’s nopt from Joisey? Woulda bet…

bombstopr

And the FB purging/blocking starts

An Old Arty Sgt

His Facebook page is all cleaned up and comments turned off.. Is he related to the Vice President?

Atkron

Who the hell only goes to D.C. Honor Guard for 5 months?

You were shit canned from the Honor Guard?

Fjardeson

I noticed that myself. Weird. Also no Honor Guard related awards, probably stepped on the ol’ crank with the golf shoes.

Cris

One, I could never, ever, try to pull some phony, fake, embellishing s**t like all these a**wipes because of something instilled in me by my folks, and further emphasized by the Marine Corps, integrity. Two, just the thought of being outed and having to face my folks, my wife, my kids, is too much to even contemplate. I shudder just thinking what it would be like.

Club Manager, USA ret.

Problem is these sonovabitches take down their Facebook page almost immediately so we cannot track them back to their community, employment or VFW/AL membership. Would be nice of that info can be posted so we can birddog them.

Daisy Cutter

Brings up an interesting ethical question… and perhaps a policy or agreed upon standard for the Stolen Valor community.

Some would not advocate that someone lose their job over military embellishment UNLESS there is a direct connection with leveraging said embellishment for positional or financial gain at their place of employment. So, if they work at a car dealership and brag on their off-time, should their employer know or is that considered crossing the line into harassment? Just asking the question.

Membership in fraternal veteran orgs is another matter because they are gaining something of value — be it prestige, or elected office — so I think this is fair game.

So, again, what is the collective thinking and policy for someone’s place of employment? Thoughts?

bombstopr

My opinion Daisy is in that example the dealership has nothing to do with that guy’s claims and I wouldn’t tell them. I wouldn’t want anyone’s family to suffer for a shitbag’s poor choices like that. Any place the person works at or is associated with because of his false claims should know. Just my 2 cents worth.

2/17 Air Cav

The ethical question as it relates to an employer would be, “Di I want a liar working for me, someone who misrepresents himself by taking as his own what others have earned?” The material or tangible benefit aspect is a legal requirement and ethical behavior and legal behavior are not the same things.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Another Snipe embarrising the Engineering community.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

I’m suprised that he doesn’t pass himself off as being in the British Navy as an E 6 Pence.

bim

His momma sure knew what to name him.

Way to go, Dick.

Daisy Cutter

I wonder if Dick will rise to the challenge?

Skyjumper

Richard Allen Pence
Richard Valero
Richard Reisz
Richard Arlington
Richard Cantner
Richard Lee Carr
Richard Copeland Fisher III
Richard Foreman
Richard Patey
Richard Davis
Richard Fancy
The list goes on & on & on…….

So what do all of these fine gentlemen have in common?

Their first name is Richard you say?

Nay, nay, they are all “Dicks”.

They have all been “outed” by Stolen Valor.

They are all military liars, posers, embellishers, and thieves.

They steal from real heroes by their wearing of unearned military uniforms, military license plates, rank, awards, ribbons and medals.

They plaster their phoniness on motorcycles, leather jackets, boats, vehicles, caps and some even have tattoos on their skin.

They tell tall stories of their military bravery to any & all that they can corner.
These stories generally run the gauntlet to include about being POW’s, getting wounded and of holding their brother in arms as they took their last breath.

They tell anyone in earshot, on social media, and in many cases, lie to their own families & friends.

A fair number of them use their phony stories & accouterments to gain positions of trust, power, or financial gain.

Many times underneath that “cherry”, lies a shit sundae of other despicable doings.
Pedophiles, thieves, con men, abusers; the list goes on.

The moral of this story boys & girls:

DON’T BE A DICK!!

mr. sharkman

‘They tell tall stories of their military bravery to any & all that they can corner.’

‘Everyone wants to be a commando until it’s time to do real deal commando sh1t’

😉

RM3(SS)

Blubberbutt cocksucker. Go fuck a duck. You bring shame to the uniform.

HMC Ret

Gonna suck to be you for the rest of your life, buttwipe. Now you have to wonder, every time you meet someone, if they know you’re lying, valor stealing coward. Get back with us and let us know how you plan to explain this mess to your family.

BTW, how is it you rocketed all the way to E4 in only eight years? You could have been the MCPON if you had stayed just a little longer.

Frank

What? No baseball cap and gay biker wear? This bluffer didn’t try hard enuff. Boo.

TheCloser

I can’t discern what ribbons he is wearing, but there are ten more on his chest than are on his information release.