Logan Sutton; phony SEAL
Our partners at Military Phonies send us their work on this fellow, Logan Thor Sutton. He’s an active duty sailor who claims to be a Navy SEAL;
Well, no one could find any record of him attending SEAL Training or BUD/S, so Military Phonies published about him yesterday. It didn’t take long for him to respond;
I used to use AKO to find these guys’ supervisors and deal with them that way, but the Obama Administration thought they could save money by shutting down my AKO account, so what am I supposed to do?
Anyway, Sailor Sutton is an engineman and an E-3. He can probably volunteer to be a SEAL, he still has time.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
I left my comment over at Military Phonies… this kid’s CO/XO and CMC need to lighten his sleeve for his bullshit – I’m sure that he’ll get that message LOUD AND CLEAR.
Lose a stripe? On what grounds?
NJP requires a violation of the UCMJ. Last time I checked, BSing someone about your background on an online forum may be p!ss-poor and dishonest behavior, but doesn’t in general violate the UCMJ. And I don’t really think you want his CO/XO to go the “prejudicial to good order and discipline” Article 134 route here – that’s so damn broad it lends itself to abuse on a whim, IF it would even fly. And that’s a big if IMO.
I’d say just let his CMC and Chiefs handle this case. They should be able to make the guy pay for his misconduct quite well enough without getting his CO/XO and JAG involved.
He could get smoked. Repeatedly. Three times a day, for 15 days.
With each push-up he has to repeat “I am NOT a SEAL!” at full volume.
Humiliate him in front of his shipmates.
He just needs a little smoke and a light coat of sweat for about a week.
That should help correct his azimuth.
If only the old days! Some CCC or a Mini Mo tour would do wonders.
For you NON Navy types; Mini Mo was a TAD Mini Motivational Tour Run by the SEALS to corrects attitude problems of Sailors. I am sure he would have received lots of LOVE.
DRB with Chiefs, the ass hole and send him over to NSW. They can take care of him with mud pups.
lose astripe? the lying a.h. is only a seaman, he only has two stripes…lol…wanna make him a seaman apprentice again, or maybe back to seaman recruit?
I’m sure Logan Sutton’s chain of command will be hearing about his lying bullshit soon; it’s extra-bad when active duty folks try to pull this posering crap…
There’s a world of hurt gonna descend on this young man today.
Gee it would be a shame if the active duty CPO mess saw this article. Oh look at that. I’ll be back in a bit, I have to take out the trash. Keep the noise down while I’m gone.
LOL, go get em!
The only confirmed kill he got was in Assassin’s Creed using a cheat code.
Don’t forget about the one in call of boody
🤣😂😅😀😃😄😆
Thor, the CPO Mess Hammer, slick sleeve, lighter wallet.
Some assembly required.
Oh, Lord, won’t you buy me
A Budweiser pin?
My friends all have earned one.
I’m jealous as sin.
I worked hard in my rate
To invent a bullshit spin.
Oh, Lord won’t you buy me
A Budweiser pin?
(Thanks to Janis for writing the original.)
LOVE it!!!!
Oh, Lord, won’t you buy me
A RANGER tab?
My friends all have earned one
I wanna look as bad.
I’m low speed, hi drag
And sluff off work all day
Oh, Lord won’t you buy me
A RANGER tab?
JSFeller
Fourteen ***************! for that one!
Is this the first active duty poser on TAH?
I don’t know that I’ve seen any in the couple of years I’ve been hanging around.
Perhaps since people are caring less and less about the military*, he had to up his game a little. Everyone loves SEALS, yes?
*Based on how people (well, businesses, really) poured out thanks and discounts and now that seems to be going by the way side. No cool war going on right now, right? [Yes, I know those serving in Iraq, Afghanistan, South Korea, etc. would disagree.]
I do suppose [i]the people[/i] still have an outpouring of love for the military. That, of course, is where these fakers always seem to be trying to scam people.
I suspect a great deal of that business pullback may be due to assholes copping freebies by faking service, and/or bitching to management when they ask for some sort of proof of service.
No doubt. The sense of entitlement seems to be a ever growing trend in American life.
If I recall correctly, no. I seem to recall Jonn posting articles concerning a couple of SNCOs who got caught wearing unauthorized decorations, court-martialed, and busted. I believe that in at least one case, a BCD was also part of the sentence.
I also recall an officer at Benning of all places getting caught wearing an unauthorized Ranger Tab. Didn’t go too well for him, either – though as I recall somehow he avoided court-martial.
Cases are rare among active duty troops, but they’re not unknown.
There was a military PA student (ready to actually graduate) at Ft Sam busted for claiming to be a SARC and wearing the (unearned) expected qualification badges and ribbons of such an NEC. He looked pretty in his new whites, but after a community blast went out and the truth was revealed he was thrown out of the program and out of the service.
Interesting conundrum for soldiers court-martialed for wearing unauthorized awards and decorations and for their defense attorneys.
Soldiers are required to appear in court in their dress uniform with all authorized awards and decorations.
If they appear without the decorations in question are they admitting guilt?
If they appear with the decorations in question are they incriminating themselves?
sj: As Hondo stated, I remembered Jonn posting on TAH a couple of Active Duty Soldiers who were caught wearing Qualification Badges (e.g RANGER Tabs, Air Assault Badge) as well as Medals and combat patches that they never earned. Three I remembered were CSM Perry McNeill, CPT Jose Huertas and LTC Gerald Green. I know there were more, but can’t remember their names. The majority of them were Senior NCOs or Officers.
Sad, isn’t it. All because of the want of shiny medals and badges and combat patches, their kingdom, (careers) and credibilty was lost.
Logan Sutton is just another of those who are sorry that they got caught. If he hadn’t seen his name up in lights, he would have kept on with his bullshit. The only reason that he contacted TAH was for Damage Control, not to make an atonement. His only distinction from the posers is that he is an “Exposed Poser”.
I see many, many hours of extra duty and swabbing/buffing floors in this person’s future. After that, possibly cleaning heads and maybe a personal, closed door visit from some annoyed people.
When I had the engineering berthing compartment cleaning duty, we used a blanket with one of the cleaners sitting on it, then two other cleaners pulled him around the compartment. got a half ass shine on the deck. No pun intended. For real.
Put a chunk of wool blanket under the buffer. It does a very nice job finishing floors.
That is after applying Johnsons paste wax with the brush.
My floors -glistened-, and thus th 1SG left me alone. They also held up where my room got buffed about once a quarter. I just waved the open wax can around the room right before an inspection.
Of three 1SGs, only one ever checked the sign-out log for the buffer.
So awesome. I used to wipe the door sills with bleach before inspection. Gave it that extra clean smell.
Ah, memories 🙂
NOTHING says “clean” like the scent of chlorine!
We used to light ours on fire until it melted, then pour the hot wax on the floor. Buffed out real nice and shiny!!
My favorite stunt was to first buff it using the brush, then put a fuzzy toilet seat cover over it and buff once more and you could see your reflection in it!
The important thing, JeffLPH, is did the moron learn his lesson? Or did he become a repeat offender?
I don’t think rank should be taken for this crap. Let his chain handle it with a hearty “don’t f###### ever do that again” followed with a healthy dose of floor swabbing to make the point. No need to ruin a career for being stupid.
Nice meat gazer stare and smirk there ya asshat!
Yeah, I don’t agree with loss of rank. He didn’t break any law on the books that I’m aware of. Being a douchebag isn’t illegal.
His CPO Mess should be the ones to put him on the straight and narrow.
After his CPO gets him straightened out, he may even turn into a squared-away career man. Who knows?
I hope so…seen so many frat boys plying chicks with booze and lies that get away with much worse and no consequences….hopefully this is simply a immaturity issue that he’ll cringe about in his later years after he’s all grown up…
There are a number of events in my youth that I’m very glad occurred pre-interwebz.
I look back and think “boy, I sure was a stupid idiot then.”
I do not share those stories with my kids, either. At least not many of them.
Me too!
Astonishing number of dumb things I refer to acquaintances having done about which I have minute details. I’m even ashamed of a few of them… on behalf of my acquaintances, of course.
Of course.
All my best stories are about what someone else did once.
I know that no one would likely agree with me but to me a fitting end to this would be for him to be given the opportunity to try out for BUDs training. Let him suffer the humiliation of not even being able to pass the screening and if he does pass and make it to training then good on him.
No, I do agree. He’s mouthing off about being a SEAL, so send him off to BUD/S. If he makes it through the cold and the wet and the possibility of getting both legs broken by a zodiac, or something equally nasty, fine.
I just don’t think he’d make it very far.
No, because he’d be taking up a slot from someone that applied and was actually found suitable to be there. This guy’s a waste of oxygen, and doesn’t deserve a fast rack through the gates at Coronado,
*fast track I meant
Well, wait a minute. He’d have to go through the initial screening at Great Lakes before he ever got accepted to BUD/S. That’s ahead of everything else. If he can’t pass that part, he’s out of it. He wouldn’t even get to the training program itself.
My bad. I forgot that GLakes comes first, then the rest. Sorry about that.
For us non-military folk, what is a CPO Mess? Doesn’t sound like this kid is going to be enjoying life.
@jp. the CPO Mess is where the Chief Petty Officers have their own compartment for chow and lounging.
At the risk of telling you something you might already know, jp76er: “Chief Petty Officers”, used collectively, refers to Navy E7s/E8s/E9s. The senior NCOs who actually make thing happen in the Navy.
Not a group you want torqued at you, regardless of your rank.
In addition to chow and lounging, it is a virtual concept pointing to the comradeship of the Chiefs. They handle things (disciplinary and other things) and keep them from going to higher levels. That’s why they say it can be handled by the Chief’s Mess.
couldn’t have said it better myself. well done!
My first thought was that someone who spent enough time hanging over the side of an underway ship, chipping and painting, would not have time to do stupid shit online.
Is that the sort of thing CPO’s use to keep problem children on the right path?
Even if he is on shore duty, I’ve been to a couple of Navy bases and there are a LOT of rocks that could use painting.
THOR ??? Oh, brother
Sealy McThor is in for a lot of fun.
Back in the day this wouldn’t have even made it to the Chief level.
Had he been in my squadron, he’d be out cleaning water out of padeyes with a fork.
Thanks for some more Navy knowledge Atkron. I had to Google padeye to know what one was.
An education every day on TAH.
Maybe he already bolo’d out…he says in his confession that he “quit on [his] dream and had to settle”
THAT kid done shit on himself, I wonder if he’s already suffering for his stupidity?
To echo other sentiments previously expressed herein, he is more than likely facing “unofficial” instruction and correction for the foreseeable future.
Even worse, his shipmates will ride him about this mercilessly.
” Even worse, his shipmates will ride him about this mercilessly.”
Hey, it’s the Navy.
I certain that is already happening.
😀 😀 😀
He will forever be known as That Guy.
Don’t be Logan Sutton.
An NCIS special agent (not Leroy Gibbs) has notified us that Sutton’s command has been made aware of his antics. Stand by for the mushroom cloud.
Sutton, Chief wants to see you…
Uh-oh. Doom on him.
Here’s Sutton’s butthole before (*)
Here’s Sutton’s butthole after (O)
About right now Logan Sutton is thinking “I done fornicated Fido, big time.”
Well, the fake SEALs are still ahead 4 to 2 over the fake green berets this week. I’m keeping my money on the fake fish eaters.
Call me a wind-chimey optimist, but I see this as a good thing. He is probably young enough that this will cause a course change. The old farts will probably never learn their lesson.
We can hope for his sake.
what really pisses me off about this guy is that he’s actually doing some high speed shit. he does VBSS (Visit Board Search and Siezure for you non-navy folk). I’m glad his mess is aware; I definitely would’ve been “that guy” who sent an email to his CMC if not.
Logan Thor Sutton DOES NOT currently know me but with the right guidance me Might come to do so!!!
Can’t his DIVO put him on three days bread and water for lack of military bearing?
That seems fitting, you know, in addition to anything the Chiefs come up with.
baby thor make’s e3 out of boot camp…not too shabby.
become’s an EN, get’s a crow relatively quick…not too shabby.
get’s sent to a friggin’ LCS…aye carumba. get’s delusions of grandeur to make up for that by posing/thinking he is a SEAL for being on a SUW module team for that platform…SHABBY.
i suppose he wouldn’t be the first snipe that tried bullshittin’ to drop some splittail panties…would like to be a fly on the bulkhead if he has a DRB, but that floating tow-target of a “ship” probably only has a few goats in that locker anyways.
my hope is that baby thor make’s out with crow intact and is sent to a modern day actual Ship Of The Line…dropping the “bilgewater” routine, before he run’s into some REAL Thors who will probably do some grease-packing down below the waterline until he shape’s up.
carry on, you shitbird.