Stacy Durrenberg; phony Marine
Once again, Scotty sends us his work on this..er…lady, Stacy Durrenberg, who claims to have been a Marine with two tours in combat, one each in Afghanistan and Iraq. She also claims that she has been wounded in combat several times, shot in each leg, shrapnel pierced her brain-housing group and took out her hearing and vision. She stepped on an IED which blew her kneecap through her leg and folded her arm back. She was a sniper and a POW for a year and, of course, she suffers from PTSD.
What? You don’t believe me?
The worst slight, though, came when she tried to join the VFW. The VFW tried to access her secret squirrel records and when they couldn’t, they tossed her out on the street. Mean old VFW! You would think they’d try harder to get her sealed records, wouldn’t you? I mean that’s what the VFW does best. Even though with me, because I didn’t do anything special, they just accepted my DD214. Too bad Stacy didn’t think of that.
But the Marine Corps says “Who”?
I guess the Marine Corps couldn’t pierce that seal on her records, either, because clearly, just from the picture, I can tell she was a Marine, and probably the best one they ever had. I’ll bet she even finished the Enlisted Infantry Course, too. She’s been storing up energy for those grueling road marches.
Semper Fi, Stacy!!!
Category: Phony soldiers
A Marine wearing an Army uniform with part of a 101st patch. Yeah, that’s plausible. Twat waffle.
Luv those ACU’s.
Verp!
go easy on her, she was an MP Paratrooper sniper POW with a brain injury. Apparently she is trying to eat her way to good health.
The shrapnel hasn’t been made that could penetrate that noggin.
I saw this story a few weeks ago being used to solicit trailers and RVs for a local wounded warrior\campground project. The beheading thing was a nice touch.
They tried, but failed, because they couldn’t find her neck.
I bet the rolls of fat on the back of her neck look like a pack of hotdogs.
The clinical term for this condition is “neckfurter.”
That mean old VFW; how DARE they question her “story” and demand actual documentation of her service…I mean, the NERVE !!! ////
The VFW treated her poorly. Oh I wish she had come to my post. I would do my best to go past poorly and treat her downright awfully. Of I’m only speaking in a verbal sense, no threat of physical violence intended.
a Marine wearing Army ACUs. yup, that makes sense.
one of her friends on one of her FB accounts seems also to be questionable. https://www.facebook.com/tammy.mcpherson.56?fref=tl_fr_box&pnref=lhc.friends
Given just what I’ve seen on her Facebook page, anyone who would be friends with her is questionable.
Oh, yeah, that has poser written all over it. F’d up combat patch, and the mustard stain jump wings.
She’s got another picture in there wearing BDUs as a MSG, maybe (it’s too small to really tell). CMB in the wrong place, wrong beret for a paratrooper assigned to an airborne unit, and the beret is AFU.
The only ‘MSG’ she could have comes from a buffet line at Panda King…
And no T McPherson in AKO. She claims to be a retired CSM.
Retired CSM? Should be easy enough to check out for events seem to be fairly recent.
Class Number at the USASMA?
Which FY E-9 Selection/Promotion Rosters/Dates?
LSOS Poser? — 99.999999% probability.
That might be an actual mustard stain. You know, because she eats a lot.
Actually, that was her buddy, CSM(ret) McPherson, with the combat jump. You know, the paratrooper who can’t seem to find a maroon beret or the airborne tab for her 82nd combat patch.
https://www.facebook.com/tammy.mcpherson.56/photos
Jonn. I know it’s been talked about but what do you think about trading Cards !!!!!! my son swears it would be a big hit ???? We can do them by rank amount and quality of BS story’s, type of financial fraud, or money gained from pretending to be a supper ghost ops God seal delta, ranger Marsoc Ext ext and on and on LMFAO !!!!!!!!and so on any ideas????
tHE Caps LoCk on her CoMputER is INTermiTTeNt….
POW, why did we take her back?
We took Bergdahl back…even traded some bad actors for him
She was the only POW to gain weight while in captivity…
She’s a looker, that’s for sure. That’s for dang sure. (Um, no, not with yours, theirs, and certainly not mine. I’d rather have mine bobbicked.)
I particularly liked, “I also was a pow/mia for a year where they tried to behead me but as you can see again I survived.” Goes to show if your neck is thick and fat enough, even the Taliban and AQ don’t have knives that sharp. And the photo of her and the other woman in the black shirt…that’s her “wife”. I shit you not. According to her Facebook “Life Events” info Scotty posted. This it, he, she is a real YGBFSM!
Hey, stacy here says she’s a “Marine scout sniper”; Gunny Hathcock would be so damned proud…///
Really? Seems she is just doing this on Facebook cause she ran out of FREE Food. Nobody is inviting her over anymore. Other than on Facebook, is there any pictures in public in uniform??? Just a sick chick looking for attention.
Attempting to fraudulently join the VFW probably counts as a bit more than just lying on Facebook, with or without pics.
“Dead” Man: I’m not dead!
Dead Collector: ‘Ere, he says he’s not dead.
Large Man: Yes he is.
“Dead” Man: I’m not.
Dead Collector: He isn’t.
Large Man: Well, he will be soon, he’s very ill.
“Dead” Man: I’m getting better.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
I was hoping someone shared my warped sense of humor.
She’s an easy target for our brand of humor. Waaaaaaayyyyy too easy.
You have got to her FB and look at the photos.
There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men for this treachery.
Sick humor … NOT! Loved it.
Sounded a bit like Month Python and that humor was never sick just satirical,
It is Monty Python. The Holy Grail and the “Not dead yet” scene.
It is nice to see that the Head injury did not effect her saliva gland.
Fat Girl in a little coat!!!!!!!!
Damn it, I was going to post the Farley clip. You stole my thunder!
This is just, sad I think.
I remember her…she arrived downrange in the short C 17, with the rest of the “My mom says I’m Special” Forces detachment…
She’d be married inside a week if she went to Bragg!
Looks like she ATE the scout sniper.
*All* of the scout snipers…
So, if I follow this correctly, she was a Marine snout sniffer and now volunteers at a rug/carpet cleaning company. Is that right?
More like a marine mammal:
Take a pick …
Blue Whale
California Sea Lion
Gray Whale
Harbor Seal
Humpback Whale
Northern Elephant Seal
Orca
Sperm Whale
That is all I got!
You bear a grudge against walruses? Where’s the walrus?
Now that’s a good one!!!
No intentional offense intended!
I believe John Lennon’s been dead since 1980. He sang lead on that tune. (smile)
Beluga Whale
http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/004/cache/beluga-whale_458_600x450.jpg
Dead Ringer
You forgot about the Moaning Sea Cow, the species was discovered about 30 or 40 years ago hanging around marine bases here in the U.S.
Here she is as a US Airborne Marine Sniper seal on a mission to scare the panties off this girl so she can get a peek:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/viral-video/11527131/Girl-freaks-out-when-a-manatee-swims-up-to-her.html
Sorry man.
This is Manatee Mary if there ever was one.
She says she’s part of the Marine Corps; which part?
As Bobo pointed out earlier, the 101st patch was the first thing I noticed.
I recommend a test for anyone entering the wannabe service. They must present themselves before a panel of people who are veterans of a different branch of the military than the one they’re claiming. For example, an Army wannabe would have to appear before Navy veterans, a Coast Guard wannabe before Marine Corps veterans, and so forth.
Failing this test would mean an immediate end of their masquerades and would save us all a lot of face palms.
We need to do trading cards with Stats
that is a great idea.
She’s been shot a whole lot of times and stepped on a IED!!! No limbs loss, yeh, I get that, super woman!! NOT!! Dam bottom feeder, in this case, bottom, top, side!!!
“She stepped on an IED which blew her kneecap through her leg and folded her arm back.” – Jonn Lilyea
Reminds me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKtjBqJ4NxA
That’s her! Before the medical treatment from the IED washed the color from her skin. Holy shit, I wonder if she knows that this video of her exists.
Yep, that’s her. Old Secret “Agent Orange”.
Got her leg blown off in Phang Bang and her arm folded back in Fook Yu.
Bad news guys!
She is LEGIT!
I just contacted the National Association of Retarded People (NARP), they said, “yep, she is one of ours”. Then asked, “what has she done now?”
Come on, Stacy….you have to do better than that.
Wearing ACUs and you’re a Marine…cough cough bullshit cough.
Wearing DCUs that are at least six sizes too big for your lying ass…
Wearing BDUs incorrectly. More bullshit.
No name tapes…more…you guessed it, bullshit.
She looks like she could be mistaken for the little piggy on the grill.
Get your head out of your ass, stop lying and go away…OR wait….is this Dennis Chevalier’s long-lost daughter?
Shouldn’t she have a half naked Carrie Fisher chained to her.
She does but Fisher is hidden in her trousers. Look carefully. You don’t think all of those lumps are her body alone do you?
Where is John “Faker 6″ Giduck”? He is the expert on these possible phonies?
I think we’ve found wife #8 for Heavy Chevy!
Be afraid, very afraid. She has that cold, steely-eyed baby-killer look in her eyes.
Is that what that look is??
She must have been driving multiple ice cream vans and pizza delivery vehicles when she hit those IEDs At least she managed to rescue all the contents though.
Yeah, by eating them.
Swollen Valor FTW!
Winner!
I almost feel sorry for her.
She is an Airborne Marine. Scout Sniper MP Corporal CSM
WIth two tours in 3 years (One Being a POW) that had injuries both times that would put a Normal Marine in the Hospital for a year or more plus rehab.
Yet in that same time she managed to enter into a Same Sex Marriage and post pictures all over the internet of her in AZ.
I bet she rode the shortest of short busses complete with helmet and anti lick windows.
Stacy when you read this, an d I know you will.
GET SOME HELP!
“I tried to get help through the vfw. Whivh couldn’t get through my sealed records. So they treated me very poorly, they treated me like trash and they took away my temporary membership card and told me I could never go back there again.”
With paraphrase Thomas Wolfe (“You Can’t Go Home Again”).
Make your mistakes, take your chances, look silly, but keep on going. Don’t freeze up. And don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, Stacy.
There is no chance of the door *missing* that
ass.
I believe she belongs in our tournament of champions.
Please.
Sure looks like she eats the breakfast of champions. Several times daily.
More like hourly.
My God…
Stacy – most of us here have known a Marine or two, and you certainly ain’t one of them. If you’d apply yourself, you could accomplish something in your life and have no need to lie abut who you are and what you have done.
Meanwhile, quit lying. It’s a good rule in general, but especially, quit lying about having served in the US military. You are not one of us, and pretending otherwise is just silly.
OWB,
Problem is … she did apply herself to her maximum potential.
And this IS the best she could do.
“Darwin, where are you when you are most needed”, questioned the MCPO as he finished another review of a failed human.
Mostly when I see or hear about those who Steal Valor I get irate.
In this case I just feel embarrassed for her.
I agree with OWB’s suggestion for Stacy
Sick, habitual liar….
Her wife seems to believe and go along with this sick lie. She has some mental issues clearly. I am guessing her friends knows she is a liar.
She is a prime example of a skid mark on the boxer shorts of life.
Ho. Lee. Fuk. Batman.
“I stepped on an IED”
Bullshit…you stepped in a cattle guard….
End this thread NOW!
You are the winner!
At first glance I thought she was merely a retarded hairless Ewok in different uniforms!!
I have known a few WMs and WACs in my time who would take this idiot out on any grinder they could find and push her face down into the asphalt and start counting pushups. And if she didn’t like that treatment, they’d give her a choice between that and cleaning the men’s latrines with a toothbrush – hers.
I suspect “she” uses the men’s latrines
Army 18th MP Bde patch.
I think that I believe the brain injury part. That could explain a lot.
“They tried to behead me”???? TRIED??? Was the knife too dull?? How do you “try” to behead?
There is no way that AQ or the Taliban could afford to feed her for a year of captivity!
“Stepped on an IED”, and all it did was blow her knee cap out the back of her lag and fold her arm? She should be made to go to Walter Reed and talk to troops that were actually engaged by IEDs.
She looks like she may have ate a Marine sniper.
Fat POS!!!
Could she/it even figure out how to open an MRE without assistance?
I would say yes, in the same manner as the bear that went rummaging through my platoon’s rucksacks one AT.
Or the Raccoon(s) that ravaged one of our Platoon’s MRE cache a few years ago!
Sorry gang… got to post this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE
DUDE (LOOKS LIKE A LADY)
Sweet baby Jesus in a dutch oven! This may be the sexiest fake sniper ever! I am calling my buddy immediately! I do not have the writing skills to adequately describe the abject humor in this post! Round Ranger, you may have met your match! If she wasn’t of the flannel wearing WNBA loving persuasion, this may have been Round Ranger’s cosmic love match. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you one of the guaranteed sweet sixteen spots of the next tourney. Possibly a final four, if we get some feedback from her with threats, whining, or obtuse explanations!
As far as a spot in the sweet sixteen, I think that her and her LSOS poser Facebook friend (supposedly retired CSM) Tammy McPherson should go in as a tag team/dual threat entry.
Her “CSM” friend is about as FUBAR as it can get, especially with a mustard stain on the jump wings and half an 82nd patch.
It’s Flounder’s little sister!!!
You mean Flounder’s little brother.
“Fat, dumb and stupid is no way to go through life”
Damn….just damn
Wow. This creature has multiple serious issues, doesn’t it? I would say it is in the top 5 worst phonies I’ve seen on either this or Scotty’s site.
It apparently lives in the same ‘zona town as my uncle. I’ll forward this to him, and he ain’t gonna be amused.
Stacy’s so stupid, on it’s Facebook pages it’s not even sure as to whether it’s “wife” has the last name Hilton or Hinton.
But we all know scout snipers aren’t trained to pay attention to detail. 😉
Multiple injuries from being the first one through the door EVERY time due to her sheer mass acting as a shield for everyone else stacked up behind her. A legitimate bullet sponge. Realistically though, she may just be legally retarded.
Anyone remember the Phony Marine Lesbian Pirate Regan Lee Wolf? I think this is her younger sister errr brother.
The Pirate Lesbian holds a special place in my heart. For anyone unfamiliar with her, check out the thread(s) about her. Yet another poser throwing out a random Pentagon officer’s name and phone number to allegedly verify her claims. The reason that I have this bond with her is that when I am not hiding out in a North Philly housing project so I won’t be killed by Paul’s team of assassins, I do a little bit of work with Marine Corps Intelligence.
Her and that Mariah chick that had you-tube videos about being a sgt in 3/5 … Mentally ill for sure. Still garbage.
Who can forget her? She made LTC in three years! What a gal! What a POS.
Her FaceBook page has a shitload of selfie photos with that ridiculously large melon on a set of shoulders. And she sure does love taking pictures of her dog tags, and of course, they are on the outside of her extra extra large t-shirt, so you know she is the real deal.
This is why you don’t drink alcohol during pregnancy.
Word.