Christopher David Duke; another phone call

| April 11, 2014

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So we had a conversation with Christopher David Duke this morning. It was 25 minutes of him telling what a great guy he is, how smart his daughter is and how no one in his hometown thinks he’s a Marine. Well that’s not exactly true, because Joe, in his hometown, wrote this yesterday (emphasis is mine);

This is joe, you know the pussy “boy” while I have no copy’s of Chris’s records neither do y’all. I understand completely the bullshit that comes along with someone saying they are something they are not and while I never served or claimed to I have the utmost respect for those that have and are currently serving. With that being said, if I thought for a minute that Chris was lying I would not be putting myself in this shit. I know the man personally and I am an instructor at the school. And by the way, we teach bushcraft not tactical classes. I know the backstory behind all this shit. I know why it was started and who the hell started it. This bullshit was started by a jackass that got pissed off because Chris bested him and couldn’t admit defeat. While I support in theory what y’all are doing overall which one of y’all have the fucking right to try and ruin someone when no social security number was turned over for the records to be pulled. The document post with the date of the 4th on it is completely bogus because the dipshit didn’t have the social and knew if he made it up then this is exactly what would happen. I don’t have a dog in this fight other than I work at the school and it supports my family so in turn y’all’s bogus bullshit is taking the food from my daughters mouth

Someone in his hometown thinks he’s a Marine. He gave some lengthy explanation about his website can’t be taken down because of some password issue. Blah-blah, f’n blah. I gave until tonight to take down the website with his lies. He said that it would be down tonight.

I was civil through the entire conversation and let him yammer on about what a great guy he is, and he told me that I misquoted his website. Actually, I didn’t. Here’s the screen shot;

Christopher David Duke screen shot

First, show me where I misquoted anything and, second, show why someone who read this bullshit wouldn’t come away thinking that Duke isn’t saying he’s not a Marine.

At the end of our 25-minute conversation, he thought he could dictate to me how to run my own blog, and I kind of lost it, I guess because I’d been polite for the first 23 minutes. But, yeah, hes a dick, he’s a liar, he admitted he wasn’t a Marine and anyone who thinks otherwise is intentionally ignorant.

If his website doesn’t come down tonight, I have one more ace in the hole, but you’ll have to wait until tomorrow, when his website is still up.

But I get the feeling that he’s telling me one thing and telling the people around him quite another. But if he’s still making his claims in the morning, that will end rather abruptly.

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Chris D, Duke of Doucheville

Christopher David Duke, you are a backpedaling, fraudulent scumbag. I don’t see an apology; I see a series of excuses and irrelevant information that is tangential to the issues that brought you to this site in the first place. Being a husband or father, teaching wilderness skills- NONE of this is relevant to the fact you are a fucking liar, valor thief, and all-around douchebag.

Fuck you.

Green Thumb

I have been out of town.

I always seem to miss the turdy ones.

Scumbag.

CWORet

No worry. We had your back.

He’s a TURD.

And getting what’s coming.

Green Thumb

Gargles balls he does….

Hack Stone

Don’t sweat it. Military posers are like buses. If you miss out in this one, just wait twenty minutes, and another will come along.

Scott Baecker

HOW TRUE

Ex-344MP

So, now that I’ve posted a few times, anyone wanna tell me who our bookie is?

I think the odds are going to be in the favor of Jonn not a accepting this apology, and frankly, disability doesn’t cover sh*t.

Valkyrie

You can send all monies my way.

streetsweeper

Odds are a strong 10 to 1 that this asshat will not apologize to anyone for anything, Ex-344MP.

Ex-PH2

That’s almost a sure bet there.

Ex-344MP

Ohhhhh come on…I was hoping to win enough to give to the shield maiden, she super secret squirreled a message through my tinfoil hat warning me she would force me take one of Chris ‘s courses, by swordpoint I might add,if I didn’t cooperate with her.

Help a battle out here guys. Lol

Green Thumb

Dude has All-Points Logistics senior management written all over him.

Green Thumb

Do you think if you tickle that belly he will laugh like the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

CWORet

Think he’s a tickle-monster. Prefers tickling to tickle-er. But, that’s just an educated guess. Might go both ways…

Green Thumb

Gotta love the family name too.

I do not think he was set up for success.

James in Gulf Breeze

Or a french tickler…

tm

Christopher David Duke, you sound like Jake, but you are no Jake:

OWB

So where was the apology? No contrition, no apology, no promise to quit claiming military service, nothing but “Hey, look at ME!”

All that stuff does qualify the poster for top tier among the attention whores. No indication whatever of anything else.

SJ

Mr. Duke: what about the CPARS, SAM, CAGE Code questions? They are pretty definitive…i.e., can’t be answered with BS.

SJ

If you have a Corp/LLC, etc, did you claim any of these: SB, WOSB, SDB, HUBZone, VOSB, or SDVOSB?

But then you could just answer the CAGE/SAM question and we could look it up ourselves and let you go back to eating twigs and berries and cashing checks from wannabee’s.

OAE CPO USN Ret

How old is this guy? He claims he was in Desert Shield/Storm back in 1991. Let’s say he came in right at 17 years old. That would make him 40 now. Does he look 40?

Ex-PH2

Fat? No, he just looks like an overstuffed sofa on a bratwurst binge.

Just An Old Dog

An apology followed by an excuse, a rant on how civilians are as a whole much better at survival then Military Instructors and a resume of how great of a guy you are isnt an apology.
You led people to believe you were in the military to “buff up” your business.
Your fat ass wouldnt last three days at Bridgeport, The cold weather or the Mountain package. Not because of the survival skills but because the units there have to carry full rucks for miles in and out of the training areas.
Anyone can drive into the woods, carry some shit a few hundred yards and use survival skills to stay there a few days, staying within a few hundred yards of base camp.
Your tubby ass would be a medivac during the movement from the barracks to base camp.

Jeff Hahn

You sir are the winner of the don’t fuck with me category for responses to phony ass Marines. The last line had me in tears.
Semper Fi

Valkyrie

I finally got around to reading his “abortion of a poser” bullshit. I’ll tell you what! That pissed me off beyond belief! He makes it sound like HE is the reason we’re all safe in our hello kitty sheets at night. It was nothing more than a fucking liar jacking himself off in public. For him to come here and claim to give a half assed apology and then try to chastise us for not having honor for outing this Captain America wanna adds insult to stupidity! If he had a fraction of honor he’d fall on his little Swiss Army knife. There is no way he didn’t profit from lying while role playing in the woods.

I know there is little to no justice in the world, but this buttqueef has me madder than a wet sitting hen. Something must be done about our latest 5 (what is it my girl Toasty calls them? Oh yeah) Sparkle Ponies! This shit has got to stop! Examples must be made and it needs to start, fucking now!

If it’s a crime to impersonate a police officer that protects our streets or a doctor that protects our bodies, than why the fuck is it not a crime to impersonate the people that protect our very freedom and our way of fucking life!?! Pissed! Pissed I tell ya!

loup garou

It’s been a long time since I saw “buttqueef” used in a sentence! Actually never. LMAO..tell us how you really feel, Valkyrie

Valkyrie

I usually do. 🙂

SJ

Duke: you keep writing whining posts. What about the CAGE code etc question? That should be VERY simple. I know of no contractor that couldn’t answer that lickety split.

For your sake, I hope it doesn’t mean that you were, using your words in an earlier confession, “juicing up” your quals for contacting ?????

SJ

contRacting, not contacting, dammit. But then, both may apply here.

mr. sharkman

RangerX: Grenada Ranger, much respect Brother. Before my time, thanks for all the ‘lessons learned’ you guys paid so much for.

There was a Sean Walker running around with the BAMFs formerly known as Delta. I can only assume it is the same Sean Walker.

I remember being told how the Delta Operators (one of the very few groups that actually rate that title) going to rescue Muse didn’t shoot some of the guards in the face because they were little more than scared kids with guns. Tell me those scared kids with guns didn’t get religion in a major way the day after that raid. 🙂

If any of the TAH Mafia seriously investigates those sigma 3 survival school instructors, please, please, please let Laura Zerra know that if she survives 21 days naked in my house I will give her a totally awesome survival skills expert certificate.

MCPO NYC would probably be more than willing to do the same for her, but he’d also give her the clap. Myself, being a virgin and all, would be incapable of causing the same harm.

Valkyrie

You propose to me this afternoon and now, you want to bring some nekkid skank into our home?!
I’ll get the twister game out.

A Proud Infidel®

PICTURES, or it didn’t happen!!

HMCS(FMF) ret

I thought you were one of the flannel thong wearing, Lebanese wimmins on this board? And now you tell us that you’re now a switch hitter???

Someone get me a scorecard… I can’t keep up with this stuff anymore….

Toasty Coastie

Wow Glinda Glitter, Christopher David Duke Phony Sniper Sparkle Pony!

I was already to accept your apology, I was….but then, like that moment when you are thoroughly enjoying a lovely sixty-nine position and suddenly your lover breaks wind in your face, well the moment is gone… gone…forever…and ever..and its never coming back.

What the two toed frog hell was that mess of self-aggrandizement of an apology all about?

The level of eye-rolling experienced while reading this little snippet is beyond measure.

Where is your contrition? Where is your promise to live with integrity and honour?

Oh that right, there is none. What you wrote was like reading some weird alien manifesto of Romanian Haiku.

We Phony Marine WannaBe Sniper Survivalist of Cupcakes, You can now fondly go sodomize yourself with a Camel Spider.

You are a disgrace!
You are nothing but a SHAME to your FAMILY. How sad that your child must grow up bearing the BURDEN of YOU as their parent.

Your poor wife must be so embarrassed. How does it feel knowing that you have made her a laughing stock and your child an outcast in your community. How about your parents? Bet they must be terribly mortified by you.

The Shame, Embarrassment and Dishonour you have brought your family and friends should haunt you for the rest of your life and I hope it does.

Jabatam

“We Phony Marine WannaBe Sniper Survivalist of Cupcakes, You can now fondly go sodomize yourself with a Camel Spider.”

That is gold!

Stealing…but I’ll credit

Toasty Coastie

Hello? Puppets? Are you here yet??? Hello?????

I have been waiting ALL DAY for you PUPPETS! I made cookies for you..Chocolate Chip with Pecans….

I need answers..I do REALLY!! They are of utmost import.

I’ll write them here for you so you don’t have to search for them ‘k?

Here you are:

Do I still get to be a lesbian even though I’m a “Washed Up Old Vet A-H**e” living in the past?

Can I wear flannel lined leather thongs under my purple tiger stripe spandex with glitter on it?

Can I pick out the flannel pattern, like maybe Lumberjack Red with Black? Or must it be they cheesy Green and Pink Vermont pattern with Bears for my leather thong?

Can I still have some cheese and ham? Maybe some grapes?

Will the ghosties still shake the bushes outside my door?

Will the Unicorns still fart rainbows gumdrops if they don’t get any skittles or sweetarts?

Ok that’s all for now. Please don’t keep me waiting any longer Puppets. I need these answers soon.

Thank you 😀

streetsweeper

What the hell? Furlined thong?!?!?!? My *virgin eyes*! lmao!

Valkyrie

You should see her in the flannel leather lined thongs.

OIF '06-'07-'08

I am trying to imagine the sight of those outfits, on the other hand, NO I cannot!!!!!!!!

Well if that don’t bring out the puppets, then nothing will.

Ex-PH2

Out of sheer politeness, Valkyrie left out the porcupine quill spiked brassiere and the longhorn embellishments on the horned helmet.

Not to mention the face veil, as well. Hides the Vampirella fangs, you see.

We all have those costumes. We just don’t talk about them… much.

Valkyrie

My Queen!

Just An Old Dog

A half hearted apology that also questions the abiity of military instructors to do as good of a job as civilians, followed by a chest thumping resume isnt an apology.
Fat ass, you wouldnt last the first day at bridgeport, the mountain or cold weather package.
It has nothing to do with the survival part, you wouldnt een be able to hump the gear out to the training area without becoming a heat casualty.

Toasty Coastie

Hellloooooo? Joe?? Are you here yet?

We miss you! Like I did for the Puppets, I made you cookies too! Yours are “Humble Crow Pie”

Do you want to apologize NOW? You probably should. Your “Round Mound of Awesome” has been gelded and the longer you wait, the more stench is going to cling to you.

I’m a Night Bird, (NOT to be confused with “Shit Bird”, so I don’t mind waiting a little longer for you. Really, you are worth it!

When life hands you lemons, you are supposed to make lemonade, not squirt yourself in the eye.

I warmed up the wash cloth for you, so hurry up because from what I am told, Santorum Drizzle stains, and unfortunately for you, you have a huge puddle on your face and shirt.

mr. sharkman

Fatboy Duke,

I just saw the ‘apologies’.

Whatever benefits your instruction may have allegedly (strong emphasis on ‘allegedly’) provided US military personnel, your complete lack of respect for them wipes out any good will you may have been deserving of, and puts you far into the ‘red’. And you’re never going to break even.

I don’t think you realize how stupid you actually are. Posing as a combat veteran Marine when Marines have been fighting and returning home KIA for more than 10 years?

Posing as a combat veteran USMC S/S? I remember some USMC S/S winding up in a very dicey situation near Haditha in 2005. They fought like Spartans but they were overrun. What happened to them afterwards was not pretty. The enemy did not exactly embrace the laws of land warfare. When I juxtapose the images of what was left of those brave USMC (but I repeat myself) S/S and your pathetic pictures posing with a bolt gun, playing at a title that good Men earned and died, horribly and bloody, while earning that title every day they served – you had better hope that karma turns a blind eye to you.

A sincere word of advice. Combat Marines have an institutional memory. I would never, ever get within 100 yards of one again. 500 yards if they are drinking. They’ll cut bacon off your back and feed it to their dogs. Figuratively speaking of course. Maybe.

Toasty Coastie

Oh almost forgot Joe and Puppets..

Confucius say,

“Party not over ’till everybody gets cookies”.

3/17Air Cav

I’d love to see mr. Survival expert tromp thru the bush,with a 60 lb ruck on his back for 6-7 hours in 90 degree heat. His fat ass would be squealing like a little piggy in about 30 minutes!

He thinks he’s such a expert. Wow real high speed. Drive your SUV down a back road, park get your survival gear out walk 2-3 hundred yards. Build your fire, and break out the weeny sticks and cook hotdogs.

Where do I signup

A Proud Infidel®™

Hell, 3/17, I don’t think Cheesy D. Dukie would even make it 500 meters in an IBA & K-pot before he fell out, let alone a loaded rucksack!

3/17 Air Cav

Proud……..Seems like every platoon has a fat ass under achiever. Ours was a troop named Dennis, fat ass, dumber than a post. Set off his own trip flair one morning. Thought our medic was going to kill him. At least he served.

Then we have guys like Dukie. What a POS!

Ex-PH2

I know I’m late to the part on this one, but I did want to make sure that the Viscount of Vicissitude, frank the wanker cranker, was off to his corner for the duration, but good.

I got the phony apologia and the self-absorbed response.

What did I miss?

Does this guy really expect people to take him seriously when he needs to take basic 1st grade English all over again so much, it hurts? Hell, Mikey has coughed up hairballs that are smarter than this greased-up oxygen-stealing brainfart.

If he actually thinks that starting a fire IN a tree is a survival skill, I want to see how long it takes him to figure out that the county LEOs and firefighters would take a dim view of that kind of thing and have his sorry, pimply ass locked in a rat-infested jail cell in an eye-blink.

But then, one must assume that he’s never seen how quickly an open flame can get out of control in the presence of fuel and oxygen. Right?

Maybe we’ll get lucky, and a tree will fall on him when he sets it on fire. Or lightning will strike just as he lights it up.

Geez!

Pinto Nag

Drop him in the Bob Marshall Wilderness. We’ll see what kind of mad survival skillz he has. Or not.

Enigma4you

I think Valkyrie should change to Virago

Ex-PH2

What’s wrong with Stabby77?

Sparks

New names for Valkyrie? Can I vote? I vote for “Just One Of The Beautiful Ladies Among Us Here”. (Including you Ex-PH2 and OWB and the others as well.)

Ex-344MP

Might wanna check your nose Sparks, just saying is all 🙂

Sparks

Ex-344MP I know, I know. I am a terrible ass kisser sometimes. I admit it. But they are all lovely ladies and deserve it. 😀

Valkyrie

But you are so good at it. That’s why we love you.

A Proud Infidel®

Sister Slash, maybe?

Valkyrie

I meant my real name but Sister Slash does have a certain ring to it.

351BG

Christopher David Duke,that jerk off session you called an apology was just another dishonorable attempt to deflect from all of the lies you perpetuated. I will never forgive you.

C2Show

This is some kind of golden age for TAH.

First Bernasty, then Chevy and here comes Visconi and now Dookie shows up.

Dookie…you still have not answered the contracting questions yet. I guess today you will come on TAH in a fit of rage.

ArmyATC

“Where to begin ? I know you guys have waited for this moment and it has arrived.” Yes, we were waiting with baited breath for you to grace us with your presence. You have got to be fucking kidding me. Listen, ass maggot. You aren’t doing us any favors and we certainly could care less about anything that comes from your lying ass, you arrogant toad. “First off , I have admitted my wrongs and apologized , thats the very best that I can do and I do not now or have I ever expected sympathy.” Yeah? Who’d you apologize to? We certainly haven’t seen anything like an apology. Did you post it on one of your numerous sites, like your Facebook page? No, you don’t have the courage or moral fiber to be so honorable as to do something like that. No, your apology is nothing more than a way to pull your flaccid wanker out of a tree fire of your own making. I’m certain that you will go back to making the same old claims as soon as you think the heat’s died down. “My point here is this : You do not have to have a card in your wallet to teach survival skills , you simply have to have a hard working knowledge of them and be able to repeat them other than that being able to stand up and talk and show students the mechanics of the skills.” Your only point is the one on your head, fuckstick. No one here has ever said that civilians can’t teach survival skills. Nice try at misdirection, but it won’t work. You made monster claims of training top tier operators and even writing the SERE course that they use. That’s a huge lie and we all know it. So where’s the apology for that? As for you training real deal military types; why would they take your silly little course? Your courses are geared toward civilians wannabes and neverwas’s like yourself who are willing to drop some hard earned money for a few days of “tactical” survival… Read more »

A Proud Infidel®™

Chris Duke:

DAMMIT BOY! Are you that damned dense? A fair share of the crowd here HAS served in the US Military, many of whom have been there, done that, gone into harm’s way. I’m one of that crowd, I’ve also lost Buddies over there, and you popping up like you’re some superduperwonderbadass when you’ve probably never even seen the interior of a MEPS chafes my ass as well!! We Vets have long memories. We’ve EARNED the titles we have via a shitload of work, blood, sweat, and tears, and when we see someone who hasn’t done what it takes to honestly earn the title, FUCK YOU, you’re our latest chew toy!!

A Proud Infidel®

Hey Cheesy D.Duke, name some of the Military Units you trained! If your school is as good as you say it is, you should have plenty of people to speak up for it, where are they? Until you can come up with that, GFY sideways with a dozen flaming squirrels!!

SJ

Again. Your “apology” implies you had/have Govt contracts. Simple Question: CAGE Code? This is an easy question for a government contractor.

Over.

LebbenB

I’ve read and re-read his “apology” several times. It seems like he’s merely apologizing for getting caught, not for rockin’ the lie for the last several years.

While he was lying to clueless civilians, other folks who had actually EARNED those titles were fighting and dying overseas. Why didn’t he join up? Why didn’t he use his massive knowledge of Survival techniques, small unit tactics and precision marksmanship to make a difference in some unit deployed far from home?

In a word it comes down to character. My granddaddy always told me that character is something a man should possess, not something a man should be. MISTER Duke is certainly the latter and we’ve had a lot of fun at his expense. Duke portrayed the BTDT role to the hilt – said the right words, wore the right clothes. But at night, after lying to his friends, colleagues and customers, after lying to his family. After teaching his children that it’s okay to lie to get what they want. At night, when he’s alone with himself he realizes his distinct lack of character, that he’s simply a cartoon of what a real man is. When he’s alone he realizes that he turned his back on his country when it needed him, preferring instead to lie to others that he had already served. Pathetic.

Of course, all of this simply rolls off your back like water off of a duck’s. There are others who have done more than me over the course of their careers. More schools, more deployments, more rank, etc. Does that diminish my accomplishments? Not one bit, because those accomplishments are mine – I OWN them.

You are a small, craven “man,” Chris Duke. May the lessons you’ve taught you children come back to haunt you.

LebbenB

And you haven’t been to SERE school til you’ve had to go see “The Bearded One.”

SJ

Chris. My bad for not thinking of it earlier. Your “apology” says you trained many folks and had done so much for this country.

I’m sure then that you are on the GSA schedule? I mean, surely you don’t write proposals explaining tree burning etc., when you can just point to the Schedule. Can you point us?

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Hey Duke,

So what are your DB and GSA #’s?

Certainly you have those based on all the work you claim!

So how about Mr. Wilderness Survival Man who teaches those with no skills …

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Hey Gilly Guy with a Knife,

Tell us about your deployments! Where did you go and who did you go with … What was the mission?

LebbenB

He’ll start to tell you, then his eyes will get that far away look, his voice will trail off and then he’ll say, “I don’t want to talk about it anymore.”

Ex-PH2

… or ‘it’s classified, so I can’t talk about it.’

LebbenB

Or “I had to sign these non-disclosure papers…”

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Or speaking to himself in his mind … “This is all true … Everyone else is ef’d up”!

A Proud Infidel®

Is there a Wanted Poster in the works for this dickless assclown?

ArmyATC

I’ll wager that Chris Duke’s claim to have trained service members was other fakes and posers attending his silly tree burning classes. They all sat around the burning bush at night and swapped war lies, each trying to outdo the others.

ArmyATC

Almost forgot. Hey, Joe! Are you still working for Cheesedick Duke? Have you satisfied yourself that he’s a liar and poser? Or are you throwing your personal integrity in the toilet and ignoring his deceptions?

Joe

My personal integrity is fully in check. I in fact have a class coming up and I have contacted the people I have coming and made them aware of what is going on. That way they can make their own decision on what they would like to do knowing the facts. I teach bushcraft/wilderness self reliance skills, I do not teach anything tactical/military like. I don’t sit around singing and talking to trees like some bush hippie. I personally will not cancel the class unless the students choose not to attend but as long as they know what is going on and I have provided links to this site so they have full disclosure I will instruct. And just to clarify this is actually a free class.
Also I fully expect y’all to continue to berate me over my previous post. I in fact probably deserve the majority of them for my behavior and comments. At the same time Chris is a friend and I believe we make mistakes. My God instructs me to forgive. I do not expect anyone to take my point of view and would not expect anyone to but that is where I stand.
I have actually enjoyed reading y’all’s post about me but I do have a sick since of humor anyhow. I told john yesterday that I was done with this and would not comment anymore but I was asked a direct question and I am giving a direct answer. This is my final response and I will not comment after this one.
In closing I would like to personally thank each and everyone of y’all for what y’all have done for me, my family and my country. I do know of the sacrifices that y’all make and I do have the utmost respect for y’all in the sense of your service. These are sincere and heart felt words and I pray that they are read true for what they say and not viewed in any other manner

Green Thumb

Clown.

Sparks

Joe, you should have left this alone. Chris fucked up and made a quarter-assed apology. All be it an apology that offered excuses for his behavior and further commendation for his skills and humanitarianism. You can either go with what is proven here Joe or you can side with Chris or you can sit on the sidelines and suck you thumb. I truly don’t care one way or another. But be sure Chris and you Joe, if you “stand by your man” got your clocks cleaned. Not fun getting your clock cleaned. Oh, I don’t mean by that an ass whoopin’, though a good tune up would do Chris wonders. I am talking about getting your clock cleaned with a fire hose up your ass!

ArmyATC

Joe, So you have satisfied yourself on the military service of Duke? What did you discover? What are your plans?

Valkyrie

I give you mad props if you did indeed call your “students” and provide links to here for them. I understand where someone would defend a friend as a person but not defend their claims. You weren’t doing that at first, you were defensive of his claimed Military service. Whatever the case is now you were/are a good sport. I wish you well while wishing the worst for your friend. Good luck!

Toasty Coastie

Helloooo Joe? Jpe? Are you thre? Joe? Joeeeeeeee?

I waited ALL night for you for you to come in…You let me down Joe.

I had “Humble Crow Pie Cookies” all ready for you. AND I had a warm, wet wash cloth for you to wipe that HUGE Santorum Drizzle Puddle from your face and shirt.

That’s not very nice.

I was already to accept your apology for being such a Twisted Turnip by disrespecting those of us here who actually served and are currently serving all in your misdirected attempt to defend the indefensible lies of your Sparkle Pony Phony Marine Sniper Survivalist of Cup Cake bud.

But alas, you did not show up. And when you did, well you STILL did not apologize. Not that it would have really done you much good as the stench of Stolen Valor tends to cling quite tightly. BUT, it would have gone a lone way in so much as we might have let this thread die down and gone off to find a new chew toy. Or maybe not.

Alas, you will never know.

Oh, well….

I’ll be nice though and eave you with the warm, wet wash cloth. Please use it…In addition to the Santorum Drizzle, you have a bit of glitter stuck to you…Yes right there…on the end of your nose…

clamsgotlegs

So if I read the manual I can be a super secret squirrel ninja and teach SERE too? Oh goody goody!

Never mind if my street creds aren’t real. I’m at the GOLD level for stays at a Holiday Inn Express when I visit family out of state!!! It gets me a free candy bar, bottle of water and newspaper when I check in! GOLD level is like having a PhD, right? Woooohoooooo!!!

Never mind if I forgot some of the SERE manual. I’ll just twirl my shovel super fast and dazzle them all.

Who cares if I’m not a real deal BTDT! It’s not like I’m teaching counter terrorist stuff to govamint employees and endangering lives with my mad skilz!

I am awesomesauce!!! Behold, me!!!

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over.

Valkyrie

To the newest cockpuppet who claims to have served himself.

Are you really ok working with/for a guy that uses Your blood sweat and achievements to make himself look better. Can you seriously tell us you’re completely alright with a “never been” using the talents of others to get and keep work? That doesn’t make you a better person, it makes you a fucking puss that doesn’t have the balls to confront a person dancing in the blood of your comrades. Well done fuckhead!

LebbenB

Someone with NO – zero, zilch, zip, nada, nicht – military experience calling people “Keyboard commandoes?” How ironic is that? Most of the folks that post on this blog run the gamut from combat service and support to combat support to combat arms of all four branches of the military and the Coast Guard. Regardless of what we did for our country, we did the best we could. Were we perfect? Hardly. But we always strived to be better today than we were the day before. And at the end of our term or career we were awarded the title “Veteran” or “Retiree.” We wear those titles on our sleeves. Most of us wear civilian clothes now. But that’s simply a veneer. Scratch the surface and you’ll find Army green, Navy blue, Air Force silver, Marine Corps crimson and Coast Guard white. Having never served, you don’t understand and will NEVER understand the ethos we collectively subscribe to – Honor, integrity, and selfless service have been etched onto our hearts. Which is why people like you upset us so much – you have done NOTHING to earn the titles we possess. Titles we sweated, swore, and in some cases bled to achieve. You have merely appropriated them for your own monetary gain. “I fucked up. I won’t fuck up like that again. I’ve taken all the lies down off my web pages and made statements on my social media accounts about my actions.” That’s an apology. Not some long rambling half apology to the writers and posters here at TAH, the gist of which was “I’m sorry I got caught, but I’m a good guy otherwise.” And then you have the gall to use your wife and child as human shields. At the end of the day, you’re nothing more than a grifter in a ghillie suit. And you still haven’t answered the question about who you contracted with. Or are you afraid some of us might have some friends that we could call to verify your bullshit claims. I know several folks in that line of work, so I… Read more »

A Proud Infidel®

I betcha he couldn’t tell a COR from a box of grid squares if his life depended on it. Is there a Wanted Poster in the works for that fatassed tinsel mouse?

LebbenB

If there isn’t, there certainly needs to be.

A Proud Infidel®

And like I said earlier, if he has trained Spec Ops Units like he said he did, the where are some Certificates of Appreciation, Letters of Recommendation, or written testimonials to back his claims up?

SJ

There would be the REQUIRED CPARS, CPARS is: Contractor Performance Assessment Reports (CPARs). A CPAR assesses a contractor’s performance and provides a record, both positive and negative, on a given contractor during a specific period of time. Each assessment is based on objective facts and supported by program and contract management data, such as cost performance reports, customer comments, quality reviews, technical interchange meetings, financial solvency assessments, construction/production management reviews, contractor operations reviews, functional performance evaluations, and earned contract incentives.

Dennis

Duke, I’m typing this slowly so you will understand. What is your company’s CAGE code?
No CAGE no contract, no GSA, no DLA, not even a local purchase government credit card order.

ArmyATC

Dug a little more on this fucking turd. He has used his phony Marine Corps cred. In a conversation on his personal Facebook page, he tells someone to buy equipment from a certain supplier and tell that supplier to give them the “Ssgt Duke discount.” And Duke, I have a screenshot, so getting rid of it now will do you no good. I wonder how that supplier will feel knowing that a phony has been scamming him for discounts?

Jabatam

Oh man, he took his stuff down. Why couldn’t he have doubled down on the stupid and kept it up? I wanted to see the ace up Jonn’s sleeve

NC CORRECTIONS

304-203-XXXX 411 on this guy for real

NC CORRECTIONS

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