Orion Koshinsky; Drunk douche disrupts flight pretending to be a soldier
23-year-old Orion Koshinsky discovered that he could get free drinks from kind-hearted passengers on his JetBlue flight if he pretended to be in the military and being deployed to Afghanistan. The only problem is that free drinks get you just as drunk as the drinks you pay for. From the Daily Mail;
After the flight took off, Koshinsky stood up and told passengers, ‘I want to make sure everybody on the plane knows I’m in the military and you can buy me drinks,’ according to an affidavit signed by an FBI agent who investigated the incident. The affidavit also says that Koshinsky told a flight attendant, ‘I’m in the military. What can I get for free?’
Koshinsky has never been in the military. He works at a fruits and vegetables market, according to his Facebook profile.
Here’s Orion’s belt Facebook. He’s pretty well cleaned it out.
And, oh, according to the Daily Mail, he was headed to rehab in Florida which is just like combat, only it’s for pussies.
Category: Phony soldiers
Well he is named after a particularly bad tasting Okinawan beer…guess it’s just fate.
Real hard charging alcoholic…. douchebag.
When I did drink, and did get drunk I don’t think I ever tried to mooch drinks of of civillians or announce I was military to mooch said drinks.
Motherfucking civilian poser scumbag ruins it for the real troops returnign from A’stan who deserves a free consideration now and then from kind passengers…
So which one is he: fruit or vegetable?
Judging from his conduct, MCPO, the latter. But this day and age, I suppose “both simultaneously” can’t be ruled out either.
My mother liked to see me get off the plane in uniform when I came home on leave. People did buy me drinks in the airport or on the plane although it was usually only a couple and it was almost always a veteran that bought me the drink. When I came home from Desert Storm though I had to turn them down or I’d still be drunk to this day…..I can’t imagine telling people “it’s okay to buy me a drink” What a douche….
Victimless crime!!! Victimless crime!!!
Seriously, and people wonder why REAL veterans get so pissed about crap like this.
Geezo pete, you really can’t make this sh#^t up.
I thought all of us did this.
/sarc
Sheesh…someone like that deserves a few punches in the throat so he can maintain his sobriety and silence.
Jackass.
“And, oh, according to the Daily Mail, he was headed to rehab in Florida…”
Bullshit.
He was headed to Florida to interview for a job at All Points Logistics.
Paul (of the Ballsack) better watch it, this dude will drink up all the T-bird in town and kill Paul’s supply.
I seem to recall that Psulie-boi had pretentions of European connections, as well as European tastes.
I suggest we recognize this by referring to him as “Psul de Balzac”.
Perhaps “Pzul de Connard.” If I can remember correctly, that would translate to “Paul of the Asshole” in French. If he desires sophistication, the least we can do is give him some 😀
Good one. There’s just something about the English version that makes me giggle uncontrollably. Just imagining Psul under a conference table, in a purple Spandex suit (purple in honor of his BFF Witless – but of course!), attending to Phildo’s “boys” – well, it’s gross as all get out, but it also makes me giggle manically.
Talk about giving real vets a bad name! You have to remember some people on that flight probably bought his story. Until they hopefully see this article. What s TOOL! A useless TOOL!
Give that turd a fresh cup of blue water from the airplane.
It’s long been my opinion that passenger flights should carry a supply of cargo parachutes aboard with GPS transponders so that crying babies, drunken douches, etc. can be tossed out the door and tagged for later recovery. See where I’m going with this? 😀
HS Soph, like I said in other threads, Kiddo, if you’re thinking about joining after high school, DO IT, but get a degree, you’re Ossifer material, and like I’ve said, the coffee, chow, and billets are better in Ossifer Country, yeah, it’s very cool if you get some time as an Enlisted Warrior before you get your Commission, Enlisted Grunts and NCO’s like me always have more respect for Ossifers with prior time as Enlisted grunts!! You sound like some of the 2LT’s I’ve taken under my wing and helped out in the past.
Thank you, Infidel, for that sound advice. I’m thinking of going in as enlisted, but I’ve got my eye to trying the mustang path, too.
See! They all eventually wind up in Florida. I guess we were bad in a past life and our punishment is to have all the posers show up here. California must have been naughty also.
Nah, that’s not it.
All Points Logistics is hosting a job fair!
OMFG … second belly cackle in 10 minutes! I get more lolz from TAH than I do from anywhere else these days!
Actually young Orion would be a more appropriate boytoy for Phony SF Captain Greggy Banks. Right “up his alley,” so to speak. But of course Phildo can put Orion to work, he seems to enjoy the service of non-functioning winos and alkys.