Phillip Dale Monkress; phony SEAL in FL
Editor’s Note: From some reason the original post wasn’t showing up at the original spot so I’m reposting it.
Editor’s Note: Monkress needed a bump up to the top. His lawyer is sending threatening letters to our friends and I guess she decided after a phone call with me, that her threats would only be a day’s welcomed distraction. Someone is walking the halls of Congress with Monkress’ DD214 today asking questions. I’ve added some more evidence that Monkress called himself a Navy SEAL, which seems to be their defense these days, that he never said he was a SEAL. So Lori Benton of Ford & Harrison, Attorneys at Law, you know our number.
Someone sent us some information on Phillip Dale Monkress who was outed late last year by POW Network as a phony SEAL, but he’s still rockin’ the lie, so it’s time to call out the pitchfork brigade. Here’s picture of him in his motorcycle club, the US Military Veterans’ Motorcycle Club;
ADDED: It seems the lawyers are trying to make the point that Monkress never called himself a SEAL, but here’s a page from the Brevard Business News which reprints a slide presentation in their publication;
Category: Phony soldiers
@199.
You obviously take it in the ass.
That seems to be the only real qualification to work with Phildo.
Can you pull any strings?
Boy, psul’s in early tonight, isn’t he?
Got booze, psul?
Hey, guess what? I don’t live where I used to live in New Jersey.
@199…… Can ii call you Mickey? Since you hit from both sides of the plate. I think it’s either Paul or phildo, based on the venom spewed
@184
although I have been to Paradise, I’ve never been to me.
Dammit, Hack, I hate it when I get a song stuck in my head.
@199: actually, the Tor exit node you used for that comment was in Hungary.
He’s the gift that just keeps on giving. His experiences here are so unsettling that he returns time and again. He IS the fellow in the old routine that begins, “So, I go to the doctor and say, ‘Doc, it hurts when I go like this.’” And the doctor replies, “Well, don’t go like that.” But Psul keeps going like that. Crazy stuff. Then, he not only invokes his wife in his rant but points out that she works for a congresscritter and that she regards those here as commoners. Boy oh boy, if that doesn’t reflect poorly on her boss, I don’t know what does. I can see he headline now: “Congressional Aide Labels Veterans Mere Commoners!” Lastly, he claims that he is working with a MD States Attorney. I wonder if that is the same one he was previously barred from contacting. Crazy stuff.
Paul K. “Pee Wee Herman” Wickre, we knew you’d be back, and you’ll be back again whenever you’re not drunk on MD20/20, T-bird,… and muttering to yourself while sitting in front of your local bus station!
Malclave, that song came in first or second for worst song ever recorded. During my last tour in Oki, the AFN radio station played that during their 1980’s show. I called up the radio station threatening to kick the DJ’s ass, but he atoned for it by playing Joe Jackson’s Stepping Out. A day without Joe Jackson is like a day without sunshine.
He claimed time at ST-4? From seeing him in that pathetic video, that just isn’t going to work. ST-4 = Mal Ad Osteo = Bad to the Bone. The video shows us if he’s bad to anything it’s the 3d layer of flab.
If he’s still in Florida, it’s only a matter of time before he bumps into a former Teamguy who did a platoon with or was a classmate of Connors, Rogriguez, Tilghman, or McFaul. Florida is thick with former Teamguys.
Paul K. Wickre the drunken sot known as the “MEGA CLASS PATHETIC LOSER”, has opened the door for me to visit a Florida Panhandle Congressperson’s local office to inquire as to the claims that the husband of one of their lower level staffers has made regarding her position in all of this. It will be an easy, no effort trip for me, as I have business within a couple of miles of the local office of this congresscritter.
Numbnuts, did you clear your post with “that woman”? With Phillip Dale Monkress? With All Points Logistics?
Back later, Y’all, I am headed for the area of the World’s Whitest Beach Sands.
Toooodles Pauli Boi.
Hack.Stone, are you REALLY not going to do the drive-by on puslie-o the uncoolie-o’s house any more?
How would he know if you don’t tell him? After all, an aerial inspection from a helicoopter is just as effective as a slow cruise down Wilson Lane.
Momma’s boy betwetter.
Been to Parklawn recently?
Hey Psul, how did it feel when the judge had you taken out of court in cuffs when you tried to get a restraining order on Jonn and TSO? Bet you never dreamt they would show up… That must have really sucked to have to do the Perp Walk in front of them… seems the judge may have deemed you to be the one who was having issues shall we say. You really should consider obtaining professional help in regards to your apparent instabilty.
@ 213 rb325th?
The Popo actually picked up Psul?
Or is this educated speculation? (Just asking, not being douchey)
I have been in and out of threads and looked around the Net but didn’t see any actual info on Psul the Tranny Spandex Drunkard actually taking a ride into the MoCo judicial system, of late….like Since September or so. I did see a new bankruptcy.
What gives?
I’ve been dutifully waiting for TSO and/or Jonn to slipp the whole story and I was surprised to see Jonn letting him post here again (moderated).
At least we have a mini sideshow again.
Here’s some fresh Popcorn for everyone!!!!
So much for your deep pockets Psul, lying sack of shit (but we already knew that, didn’t we folks??)
Another bankruptcy? Is this so that he won’t have to pay for that fleet of Jags and his AstonMartin dustbuster?
Or could that be the reason the leaves have piled up in the gutters and there’s no door on his mailbox?
I have stuff to do, but I will stay tuned for further developments.
@214, see the Topic on Stossel for more on that.
@216… HOLY CRAP, HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP!!!!
YEAH BABY!!!
/does a little dance.
Hack.Stone (@208): but did you ever find out for certain if she’s really going out with him? (smile)
I just do not think Phildo is in control of anything.
Give APL a call a see for yourself.
The racial slurs are a nice touch. But do not take my word for it.
Try customer service.
Hey 219, Conrad Hawkins or is it Tony Hawkins, or should I say shitbag. Your cell phone mailbox is full and you can’t accept messages 406 273 XXXX…Montana isnt it? Fuckstick
@220….
Anonymous…figures…..
Pussy.
Bottom.
Prison bitch.
I could have someone buy you for a pack of Kools.
Dickless Wonder.
Maybe you can hold my beer while I do attentive and personalized maintenance on Psul’s mother’s final resting place.
/eat me.
Anonymous Psul… how exactly did that feel as the Court Officer put the cuffs on you? Were you instantly excited about having a full cavity search done again? Bet you told them you had contraband up there just so they would have to look.
@220.
Not so much. Keep at it.
I was serious about that job opportunity, though.
I can probably take it in the ass, lie if need be and tell Phildo that I believe his SEAL/LEO and especially Native American claims.
Am I qualified or what? And I do not even want to go to Hooters and I do not drink and drive!
Quite the bargain I am.
Nope, not Psul, unless he’s using Windows 7 now instead of XP but using Tor. But he’s a fan;
I wish I could have seen that court date. Hoisting by his own petard would have been a stunning example of “phrase to real life” to see in actuality.
@213, what? I’ve been out of it for a bit and must have missed that episode of Worlds Dumbest Dumbfucks. ‘splain, please!
It’s interesting to see things are still happening in the rest of Section 8… I mean the Wickredick Chronicles.
Watch it, Flagwaver – you’re getting close to the point where the shade of Ray Bradbury will appear and call you en korkad skitstövel for stealing one of his titles.
Why do you think I didn’t use a title like that for this article? (smile)
Well, not to annoy Charles for his stream of worthy lit, I thought of ‘The Pickwick Peckerwood Papers’ as a title for the total collection.
Threading News Stories into One:
Titusville, Florida:
As Phillip Dale Monkress was filling out his application on the Obama Care web site and answering questions about his pre-existing conditions of hypospadias and microphallus, his phone rang. It was the owner of the Washington Red Skins Daniel Snyder and he said, “Phil we have decided to change the name of our club, from today forward we will be known as the Washington All Points Logistics, thanks for the recommendation.” Phil of course is an expert in spinning the yarn and influencing not only professional football clubs, big government agencies and now apparently foreign governments as well … soon after answering a series of questions and assigning password answers regarding his pre-existing conditions, he recieved an email from Iran. The subject line read like the Iranian national motto: “Partners in Independence, Freedom, Islamic Republic.” All Points Logistics will be providing a wide variety of support services to the humble, peaceful and most caring leaders of the Islamic Republic of Iran. All Points Logistics pitched US State Department and Secretary John Kerry signed off on the idea saying, “our foreign policy successes thus far are many, we are just adding one more for good measure.” Back at his computer, attempting to complete his Obama Care application, Phil lamented on his career and his impressive resume. Proud of his career and all the work he had to do to fill out his Obama Care application, he pressed the key to send it off. No one knows better, Phil prides himself on providing computer and software solutions for the federal government, so he knows his application will be processed and handled will zero defects and no glitches. Several days later, like the dog in Colorado who recieved a an enrollment letter in Obama Care at the home of his owner, Phil recieved at his home a letter addressed to Mr. Big. Mr. Big was a security question response to his pre-existing of microphallus.
@229
*starts the slow golf clap* …..
/BZ
The Phildo is quite the character.
MCPO, ROFLMAO!
Wow, gone a few days and I miss jackwagon’s spewing pile of crap again. If someone goes to court to file a restraining order and leaves said court in handcuffs, I wouldn’t think that one would actually think that things were going his way.
Psul, I’ve got to head to Bethesda in a few days. I’ll swing by Wickre manor and see if that mail box has been fixed or if that fire trap of a “garage” has been removed from the driveway. As I see it, when this all comes to fruition, as a damaged party (remember that threat), I’ll get my pick of crappy old cars or the house. There’s nothing like an early evaluation to help make the decision. BTW, let me know when you get my license plate. I’d give you a hint as to what to look for, when I drive by, but I’m not sure what piece of current German engineering from my collection will be making the voyage. Will it be a two seat supercharged kind of day, or a lazy four door cruising kind of day? If you’re as good as you think you are, you can tell me next week which it was.
@ EX-PH2. So much to comment on today, I thought it best to put it all in one creative post. Here to serve.
If Paul K. Wickre, the bloated, drunken sot known far and wide as the MEGA CLASS PATHETIC LOSER‘s home is regarded as among the top 3% of Bethesda homes, that must sure as hell be one large slum. I have rented better places than that.
Hey Paul K. “Little Lord Fauntleroy” Wickre, I posted that description of you more than once!! You’re more like a fatassed hybrid cross between Little Lord Fauntleroy and Pee Wee Herman in spandex, so SUE ME, and if you get anything, I’ll split it with you (Mighty liberal of me, ain’t it?)! I have a current CCW license, my wife has one too, so if you or any of your fictional goons come calling,… OH, and my neighbors are just as trigger-happy as I am, too!
Psul, or is it pshil,
Wife in Congress? Real deal!
His wife does work for congress. She got laid off during the shutdown. God forbid those poor sorry congressmen didn’t have her to hand them towels…
Sorry for the bad joke. Those that serve such positions have much more integrity than those they serve IMO.
I cannot believe the low level APL wannabe trash is back! Any links to turd-head going out in cuffs?
If he keeps this shit up, I’ll have to write another song parody.
Geographically, morally, ethically and honorably-challenged Assclowns.
You regulars who post here are so full of good material that guys like me should have to pay admission. I’m even having another glass of, of medicine, that’s it. My wife says I’m acting funny and I read her some of the stuff posted and she threatens to call my old buddies, mumbling something about 5110 w.i.c. Really hope this thread runs all night, but I gotta hit the sack.
5150, ya clown.
Phildo in my two-hole.
And that is setting the bar high.
No more racial comments?
I’m still waiting for TSO’s debrief.
Phildo asked for a 13 but he got a 31.
Encyclopedia Brown: “Phildo and the Case of the Tickled Taint”.
I bet Paul (of the Ballsack) could help (re)solve this crime.
God I wish I would have been in Rockville when they lead Psul away in cuffs.
I’d have done the moonwalk down the isle and risked contempt of court.
Inquiring minds wnat to know if armchair general “Hondo” is actually Charles C. Campbell of FORSCOM.
In Louisiana.
If so, Hondo is of immense interest, based on his career and affiliation with TAH….
More to cover….
Uh-oh – IT’S BA-A-A-A-A-A-A-ACK!!!!
Eeew! I’m going to gag now! The SMELL is astonishing.
#247
That would be awesome.
Also, I might be Jamiroquai.
@247.
Are you saying that in your capacity of being a Brevard County Sheriffs Deputy?