Palmer Paul Wickre and Karen Williams Wickre still trying to fill up the memory hole
Palmer Paul Wickre still hasn’t learned the fine art of not speaking and putting down the shovel when your hole is deep enough.
You’ll recall when we last left the Viking Muppet he was calling us “White niggers & low lives”, and “Slugs, cretins and worms.” You will also recall his extensive criminal history. You will recall he doesn’t like Jews, like my attorney:
Are you bringing in a Jew? I’m not, I am sending protestant white people up to visit you and Jonn and make new friends.
And his language skills are….well, bad:
spEAKING AS YOU DO, YOU DESERVE THE WORST. i HAVE 30& OF YOUR ADDRESSES, dONT BE SURPRISED MY THE NEWSPAPERS.
yOU SLIMY FUCKING CUNTS. yOU ARE THE WORST AS TO ADDRESS ME. i WILL FIND YOU.
Anyway, there’s 18 tons more, but that tells you what a wonderful guy he is.
So anyway, he got his new website and was soliciting new federal contracts when we received 1 of our dozens of anonymous tips that he had set up Karen Williams, his wife, as the majority shareholder of FirsTech Solutions so as to classify it as a woman-owned business. Her bio was listed prominently on the website:
The problem with this of course is that Karen Williams is the Legislative Director for Congressman Steve Southerland of Florida, and the company is soliciting federal contracts, which are sometimes set up in bills which come directly from Congress. This clearly creates what appears to be a conflict of interest. Now, because we noted that, he started threatening again:
At first it was the Congressman who was coming after us:
However we did find damage in FL and will use that to put your income, job, and savings upside down. As complex, we need a little more time on your posts to the Congressman and your intent to diminish his profession and standing. Leave those posts up as my experts need to record your daily attempts at defamation with harm that you have intended.
So, we left it up, and yet I heard nothing from the Congressman. (Rep Southerland, please feel free to contact me at any time.)
Then I got an email from his attorney, Daniel Bernath. (Wickre sent me an email a while back saying that Bernath was now representing him.) Anyway, the email is from Bernath, but it appears to be originally from Wickre, thus sent through his legal representative:
“seavey you really stepped on your dick now. The Federal Election Commision is investigating your communication and contacts. Good move
getting the Feds on your ass. “
Well, the FEC still hasn’t contacted me. I wait patiently by the phone, pining for it to ring, and nothing.
Yesterday I got another email from Wickre’s attorney, at least part of which again appears to be threats from Wickre***[See Update #2]:
TSO, you are under far more serious problems, as soon as we are ready. You were inciting a riot with fighting words and got involved in the tortuous interference of my business.
You are being summoned to Captiol [sic] Hill for sanctions and we are pressing for your firing.
The “inciting a riot with fighting words” is a reference to the court case of Chaplinsky v. New Hampshire. The problem is, this is what the court said there:
There are certain well-defined and narrowly limited classes of speech, the prevention and punishment of which have never been thought to raise any constitutional problem. These include the lewd and obscene, the profane, the libelous, and the insulting or “fighting” words those which by their very utterance inflict injury or tend to incite an immediate breach of the peace.
Did my very utterance tend to incite an immediate breach of peace? No. And Chaplinsky et al would be judicial determinations, why would Congress call me in?
Second, I think he means “tortious interference” but that won’t work because this isn’t a private contract, it is a federal contract. In other words, it is my tax money, and thus within the realm of the public sphere. By way of analogy, remember when everyone put heat on Congress not to have contracts with Planned Parenthood and ACORN? Yeah, this would be the exact same thing. The First Amendment supports private journalists and citizens in challenging the wisdom of contractual decisions of it’s federal gov’t without fear of this tort. So it won’t work.
But here’s the thing, I would LOVE, LOVE, LOVE to be called before Congress for this. I’ve testified before both the House and Senate more times than I can even remember. I’ve even testified before the House Judiciary Committee, presumably what this threat is, and I would love to go back. I’m sure Chairman Goodlatte and I can reminisce about the last time we talked. Steve Chabot and I can talk about his former campaign manager who sat next to me in law school. Steve King would be there, and he invited me to testify four times before a subcommittee he heads. And what do you think Trey Gowdy and I could talk about? It’d be fun.
Now, I’m told that a reporter was snooping around, and called Williams. A source told me that she claimed it was all a set up by people stalking her. I don’t think he bought it, but we’ve been waiting long enough for the reporter to cover it, and these knuckleheads are still sending upwards of 10 emails a day. So, a little defense seemed needed.
So, again, I would love to go before Congress. Because when Paul got his contract with the “Department of Commerce: National Institute of Standards and Technology” for the purchase of Redhat Software, he filed a FAR Report Certification, and although he has now had the government mark it private, we captured it before that:
So, anyway when this was found, Wickre changed Majority Shareholders to another lady who I am told not only knew nothing about it, but wanted nothing to do with it. So she was removed from the website too. We are now on “Female Majority Shareholder” #3 in a month in “Elaine Ricci“:
Elaine Ricci has been named Chairwoman and majority shareholder of FirsTech Inc. A graduate of a top 5 business school with an MBA, Ricci also holds a Masters from the Antioch School of Law and a pedigree in Washington Lobbying,
Ricci has an extensive background in Federal Contracting and an interest in startup business’s and bridge financing in startups and early stage companies.
Ricci holds interests in technology, IPO’s and advises the venture capital industry on interest rate forecasts and outlook.
I have no idea who she is. She could be a lovely woman who has no idea her boss is a lunatic with a criminal record. I honestly don’t care either. But, she should correct the fact that first para of her bio ends with a comma and not a period.
I expect more from Wickre in the days to come, because he isn’t smart enough to just stop poking the bear.
UPDATE: By the way, forgot to mention this, but I have various emails sent to me that originated from Wickre that are soliciting bids and joint efforts that were cc’d to Williams’ congressional email account.
UPDATE x2:
I wasn’t paying close attention when I saw this, but that statement was from Wickre, oddly sock-puppeting as Bernath. Note that the IP address is linked back to Wickre, but he uses Bernath’s name and email address:
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Author : Daniel Bernath (IP: 54.227.13.255 , ec2-54-227-13-255.compute-1.amazonaws.com)
E-mail : ussyorktowncvs10@yahoo.com
URL :
Whois : http://whois.arin.net/rest/ip/54.227.13.255
Comment:
‘Lilyea is a suck and chickenshit he moderates out my words. Wecontinue to relentlesly work the crimpro to cause him endless problems.TSO is under far more serious problems, as soon as we are ready. You were inciting a riot with fighting words and got involved in the
tortious interferece of my business.You are being summoned to Captiol Hill for sanctions and we are pressing for a firing.
Suing Linode and throw you out again. How does it feel to not be able to breathe you monstrous freak and dying wart of a man & I will piss on your grave even if you go back to Vermont.
IN shakespeare you never stab a King unless you are sure he will be dead.
This wont end. We are really grateful that lilyea a wart of a man a poison in public, never should have gotten his PR trumpet on the INternet as a pus filled anti-social pimple. We wish to comfot Jon, that after he is gone we will hound his wife and daughter as to any remainder from his estate, leaving them broke and penniless, while Lilea rots in the ground.
Seavey gets a special hell for attacking wives. What we do to rapists is a special living hell. Wait and see you rapist. The little mouthy kids will be tracked.
Pubish it all so our readeres know you have created a public poison focused on your little mil blog, which will vanish in history as to no note at all.
You are both Horses Ass and never want to dick with a guy who has money and lawyers.”
So now I am a rapist too says Wickre.
BTW- If he has lawyers, it isn’t the one he used to use, Riffkin, because he was contacted last week regarding the fact that he is listed on the Maryland incorporation documents for FirsTech as their registered agent and he confirmed he no longer has any relationship with Mr. Wickre, Ms. Williams or FirsTech.
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The whole lot of them… good God, the idiocy runs deep with all of them. Talk about birds of a feather.
More like a turd stuck to a feather…
I don’t like any of these people.
Just reading anything that comes from Wickre, Bernath, Wittgenfeld, et al, is torturous. Or at least I feel like I’ve been tortured after I read it.
Dear Psulie-boi, Noah Gas’s, and the rest of ya. Stop. Just stop. I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit something more rational, coherent, and intelligent than anything any of you have put up thus far.
Sparky, I just spewed the cranberry juice right out the nose…
You owe me a monitor…
Psulie-Boi….. ROFLMMFAO !!!!
I love posts like this. It gives us a great reminder of the behind the scenes crap that TSO and HMFIC go through that we never see.
:)No Comment 🙂
Got nuthin’?
At least once, apparently. (smile)
“The Stupid Is Strong With This Bunch”
This is the above reading from Bernath’s Fuel Gauge.
Seems to be the natural state. AS TO.
OVER.
Just left sitting there, sputtering….
There is so much to comment on regarding how utterly ridiculous–just from a legal standpoint–Wickre & Friends look. But I do love the reference to Chaplinsky and “fighting words.” Let’s invoke the one legal theory that even a first year law school student knows NEVER works. That’ll scare you!
“tortious interference” — It’s more likely Psulie-boi meant ‘torturous interference’. And you forgot that AS TO is ALWAYS written in uppercase when referencing pcul the uncool.
And then there’s that part about his ‘lawer’: has that ‘lawer’ been admitted to the Maryland Bar? Does he have a residence in Maryland? Oh, wait, my bad: I forgot. He can move into that ticky tacky little brick bungalow on Wilson Lane, can’t he? Watch out for the bushes!!!
TSO, you sure do have the patience of a saint.
Bernath is his counsel? Seriously? You have to be fucking kidding me
paul wickre
Apr 18
to Daniel, me, Dallas
Daniel,
I consent to you representing me. Per the discussion, I want you to
take the Defendants Seavey and Lilyea off every email, as I do not
wish to have knolwedge of them or any communication. Please do not
copy me with any email to Seavey of Indiana or Liyea of W VA.
{etc}
“knolwedge”? WTF is “knolwedge”?
I could be easily convinced that that crew wrote the bulk of the ObamaCare legislation. It’s about as coherent, anyway.
I think “knolwedge” is a small, triangular patch of dead grass near the top of a small hill near Dealey Plaza in Dallas, TX. (smile)
Is “knolwedge” similar to “meowiage” (from Princess Bride)?
Retaining Birdbrain as his counsel might be the dumbest thing he’s ever done. I wish he would retain him as his personal pilot.
Yes, but whose paws will get duct-taped together?
How will both of them squeeze into the cabin space?
And most imporant of all, how on earth will any airframe carrying both of them lift off any higher than barely clearing the tassels on a row of corn?
You couldn’t make this shit up
Well, you could, but nobody would believe you that it was real.
You’re gonna love 0800 today. (smile)
Oh Sweet Mother of the Most High Jesus our Lord!
TSO: you had me at “Trey Gowdy”.
This one needs to be shared far & wide. Especially in Florida’s 2d Congressional District.
Ya think a Congresscritter whose polling shows him in a tight race wants an ethics question hanging over his head less than six weeks out of an election?
Hmmmm…
Better 6 weeks than 2 weeks. Of course, if he is not inclined to do the right thing, it doesn’t really matter much.
You’d think that he would want to know, investigate the matter, etc.
The part that gets me is that we are supposed to believe that TAH can “diminish his profession and standing”. I’d say the Congressman, and those he chooses to associate with, are doing a fine job on their own…. as they usually do.
“Publicity is justly commended as a remedy for social and industrial diseases. Sunlight is said to be the best of disinfectants; electric light the most efficient policeman.” – Justice Louis D. Brandeis
Its been done. Sent an individual the search links on this asshat from the site. 😉
OVER
http://www.tallahassee.com/story/news/2014/09/14/florida-district-race-heats-steve-southerlan-gwen-graham/15580807/
Looks like he’s barely hanging on as it is.
Holy crap! The CRAZY! It burns!
Once again, the Sunday funnies arrive a day late, just like psulie and his butt-pirates; a day late and many brain cells short.
Have I mentioned lately that I really don’t like this guy?
I have to say that I want to thank TSO and the entire team at This Ain’t Hell with my morning spit-take over my cup of hot tea.
I managed to refrain from spraying my monitor screen this time. I think my smoke alarm, which goes off when I’m making toast or baking cookies, is smarter than those three imbeciles put together.
Until this resolves itself….
Beer and loaded pizza for dinner okay with you guys?
Yep. I’ll throw in a little something in the way of adult libation.
Have to pass. Spouse advised this weekend we WILL be having ribs w/spicy bourbon rub – whether or not I wanted something else for dinner tonight. They’re already thawed, rubbed, and in the ‘fridge awaiting cooking.
I guess I can live with that. (smile)
Poor Hondo. Such punishment.
In the interest of science and fair play, I am available for taste testing. You know, just because I’m so altruistic and all.
“I think my smoke alarm, which goes off when I’m making toast or baking cookies, is smarter than those three imbeciles put together.”
Hmmm, could be. It has a battery and that little light blinks …
No, it’s wired in – no battery. It hasn’t sounded in 10 years. Now it’s decided to do its job and alert me to the fact that the stove is on.
Might mean it’s nearing the end of its service life, Ex-PH2. Many smoke detectors have a radioisotope source and trigger via sensing the change in radioactivity-induced ionization produced when smoke/haze/steam enters the device (as is does in a fire). When that radioisotope source weakens due to decay, it becomes easier for the alarm to trigger. When the source gets weak enough, you start getting false alarms from stray steam, vapor, whatever.
Well, I have to find someone to put in a new thermostate – those things creep me out – so I’ll ask him to show me how to rip it off the wall.
But this is the reason the batter alarms are better.
This one I just whack until it shuts up.
Thermostats are easy. Just make sure if you have central heating or AC you get the right control wires on the right terminals.
Ex-PH2,
The sourdough pie crust recipe is on the weekend open thread. 🙂
You had me at beer, pretty lady. 🙂
The only “tortuous” things here are the fevered thought processes of WIckre, Bernath, et. al.
Also, asshole, that’s “low-lifes” – get it right cause, I’ve got friends in low places, where the whiskey flows and the beer chase the psuls away, and I’ll be okay…
I don’t like you.
Came needing a laugh.
Left fulfilled.
Oh, while I’m at it, and I’m going to be quite busy today — will we be able to count on the wacky wickre crew reading, copying and pasting what we post on this thread?
‘Cause if that’s the case, I wil pop in occasionally to drop off a comment or a basket of mini-muffins.
Spicy bourbon ribs rub? Is it better to sear the ribs and then crock pot them, or to put them into a slow fire with woodsmoke? I hear that both work well, just wondered which was better.
I’m thinking of doing short ribs with a smoky mewquite barbecue sauce, with maybe some balsamic vinegar in it this time.
I’m thinking of BBQing them over a nice roaring bush fire.
Prepare to receive a visit from the Secret Service, NHSparky. Bernath is going to report you for threatening the former president. Both of them.
Really? It’s like that now? I thought I was one of you guys!
*Rustle Rustle*
OVER!
Knew it would be Bush’s fault somehow… oops, wrong bush!
We typically use the “easy button” – place on raised rack in pan, cover pan w/aluminum foil, place in oven, bake @350 F until done.
They’re generally quite tasty. The foil seems to help keep them moist and tender. (smile)
And getting in the obligatory Office Space reference:
“Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays!”
This could all be over if TSO would just give Psul (of the ballsack) his red stapler back.
Naw, Psulie-boi is more concerned about pieces of flair, what with him being of the Lucky Aryan Smegma Club.
You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair they made the Jews wear….
Can’t have it. It’s mine, mine, mine, I tell you!
How much do you want to bet that Wickre and Bernath aren’t using the proper TPS sheets?
I would be quite surprised to find that any of them are using TP.
One cannot change the majority stockholder just by a declarative act on a website or an FAR. Those changes in corporate ownership must be filed with the appropriate department of the state of registration… in this case, Delaware. So far, if we are to believe his website, court records, etc., FirsTech Inc. has had FOUR majority shareholders.
1.) Paul K, Wickre (of the ballsack) – as indicated in his lawsuit filing against Phildo.
2.) Karen Williams – as indicated on firstechsolutions.net v1.1
3.) Cindy Gavelek – as indicated on firstechsolutions.net v1.2
4.) Elaine Ricci – as indicated on firstechsolutions.net v1.3
All of the above should be corroborated in public information made available by the State of Delaware I would think. I wonder if it is?
Did he use the same fake hottie pix on the website for all3 of the ladies? Doubt that Psal looks like the guy depicted either.
Unfortunately, shareholder info doesn’t seem to be available on the DE corp registration website w/o payment of a fee.
https://delecorp.delaware.gov/tin/GINameSearch.jsp
I posted in the last Wickre thread, a State of Maryland site that showed ownership and incorporation.
Rockford never paid fees. Niether did Jimmy Joe Meeker.
Holy Mother of God and all her wacky nephews. This guy is allowed to walk around without a keeper?
Mike
The original Wickre thread was comedy gold. And so’s Daniel Bernath’s thread, too.
Look.
I think we need to go easy on this guy.
With the threats of ISIS, Ebola virus running rampant, the oncoming Flu season, the lack of a hairline, even his waistline…. and I don’t think he processed 9-11 yet.
I mean…that’s a lot of stress for one guy.
The 5 Clowns of the Apocalypse are among us.
Incompetence, Alcoholism, Insanity, Stupidity, and coming in last on a draft horse Cheesiness.
Poor horse. We probably need to get the ASPCA involved. Hold on while I type up a quick lawsuit…
Make sure you write it to include misquotes. Especially put together comments that were made months/years apart to make it look like they were said all at once. Oh, and be sure to start up your own website and put all sorts of bogus stuff on it to make yourself look good (at least in your own mind).
And photos. Be sure to include an assortment of photos that were taken anywhere from two to seven years ago, and represent to the Court that they were all taken this year.
I wonder how many employees Palmer (of the Ballsack) has at his new company?
Turdectomy needed. STAT! The whole lot of them are freakish weirdos.
I’ve heard more rational speeches from schizophrenics.
In case you missed it, TSO added:
“UPDATE: By the way, forgot to mention this, but I have various emails sent to me that originated from Wickre that are soliciting bids and joint efforts that were cc’d to Williams’ congressional email account.”
Lois Leaner to the Congressional Email servers STAT!
Oh, SNAP!!!
“Oopsie.”
Well that will leave a mark…
Okay, I’m completely confused now, because of this.
‘UPDATE: By the way, forgot to mention this, but I have various emails sent to me that originated from Wickre that are soliciting bids and joint efforts that were cc’d to Williams’ congressional email account.’
Now, is this meant to be intimidating? Why are they sent to TSO and cc’d to Ms. Williams? Is psulie-o the uncoolie-o as demented as the shrubbery outside his ticky tacky brick bungalow on Wilson Lane? Or is this – oh, hell, I have not idea what’s going on here.
Someone REALLY has some ‘splainin’ to do. And try to wait ’til you’re sober, psulie-o, because you make so many typos when you’re crocked and hysterical that you become an incomprehensible, slathering nincompoop.
No, basically Psulie-boi left a paper trail about a mile wide leading straight to his wife.
D’OH!!!
Oh, okay. Thanks, NHSparky!!!
NHSparky is correct. Paul regularly dropped his wife’s name and “position” on the hill as attempts to get leverage. He almost always would copy her congressional email address on business emails. There are many partners he has that have all of those emails.
Tomorrow is shaping up to be a good blogging day, too.
If it’s what I think it is, gonna be a REAL good day.
That’s what’s called a “tease”! Cant wait. Hope it is that Chevy and Round Ranger have popped up.
I feel SOOOO EMPTY!!
This weekend I had fun at a convention. Today, I am having a case of the Flaming Clowns. Two messages from Dull-Ass in one day and an update of my info on his and Bernath’s website. I can’t wait to see what you are up to for tomorrow!
Having been in that sagging sack of flesh more times than I care to remember, I can say with all authority, Bernath’s brain left long ago. The asshole is in charge. Now you know why his writings look like shit.
Hey BC what’s the record for catheters inserted at the same time.
Another display of their epic stupidity and nincompoopery!
On another note, think this gal will ever get another job as a TV Reporter?
http://entertainment.ie/wtf/Watch-News-reporter-quits-her-job-on-air-in-spectacular-NSFW-fashion/292227.htm
Previous http://www.firstechsolutions.net/background.html bullshit:
Which has now been changed to:
I am waiting for the Native American claims.
One would assume Palmer (of the Ballsack) learned something at his time with APL.
Funny you should mention that Mr. Thumb
Continue to this day….maybe he and Phildo kissed and made up. Stranger things have happened.
One can only imagine that those individuals are experts in tonguing two-holes and tickling taint.
It seems to be a Merritt Island specialty.
Goto usaspending.gov search on firstech. You will find his meager recent awards from the federal government. He is still claiming to be an econically disadvantaged woman owned small business.
His Sam.gov registration is still marked private (after it was downloaded) because he knows that is the paper trail back to his false claims to the federal government. The record still exists though
And not to disparage Ms. Ricci, but which “Top 5” school did she obtain her MBA? Because if that B-school isn’t named Harvard, Stanford, Wharton, MIT, or Univ. Of Chicago, or the possibility of a couple others, that would be like Bernath claiming he graduated from a “Top 5” law school (uh, no, Bernath–you didn’t.)
She’s supposed to have “a pedigree in Washington Lobbying,” but damned if I can find any mention of her as a registered lobbyist at any of the databases here: http://soprweb.senate.gov/index.cfm?event=selectFields&reset=1
I wonder if she embellished her resume much.
Palmer “Psul” ( of the ballsack) has made the following declaration:
” I will piss on your grave even if you go back to Vermont.”
With that remark we are now all “weapons free” to go on a “run” to Parkland Memorial Park in Rockville after having a six-pack of Coors and the greasy special at Taco Bell.
We can be sure to tell her what a piece of shit son she whelped out of that beat up catcher’s mitt she called a vagina.
Yeah fuck you Psul, I went there.
Send him up I need some cheap land fill before the snow shows up.
No worries. He does know that Vermont is one of the most heavily armed states in the country doesn’t he?? It doesn’t come up much but everyone I know including the Democrats have at least one firearm in their house.
Not only that, but VT, for all the socialists and hippies who infest the state, still have NO CCW PERMITS REQUIRED. If you’re legal to carry (no felonies, no Lautenberg DV charges, not a mental case) you don’t even need a permit to carry.
Even I get a little jealous when I see that, although NH is pretty close to that.
Wait – you mean, you not only have great maple syrup, you also respect people with guns?
And fall is always so pretty up there, too. My great-grandfather grew up there.
Hmmmm….
I smell a ROADTRIP!!
The process for me here was almost as easy. DD-214, application with references, fingerprint card, check to the town and state (background check) and pick up the permit in about 10 days.
My renewal was even easier. Check to the town, pick up the permit in a week.
Tis true. The VT Supreme Court ruled quite clearly on this point. The constitution means exactly what it says. My family has a 200yr history in the state. The number of times i walked into a gunshop, bought a handgun and holster, strapped it on and walked out would cause the gunbanners to lose their minds
Your going to have to help me out here. What has the FEC have to do with any of this? Were you campaigning or running ads against someone or something?
If this turdball is putting up front women to obtain Federal Contracts that would seem to me to be something like “the fraudulent obtaining of federal contracts” type of stuff.
If you like fun, you’ll be here (at TAH) at 0800. You like fun, doncha?
Oh, who doesn’t like a good laugh first thing in the morning?
Jonn gave us fair warning. We have twelve hours to cover our monitors with Saran Wrap. And since it seems that the cease fire is no longer in effect, I have a few songs on tap to honor our favorite soft serve ice cream vendor from Wilson Lane.
Hack, I’ll do you one better, there is a third post coming at 8am on Wednesday.
I have no idea how you will be able to top today’s new thread, but I hope that it is worthy of the hype.
Trying to slash dot your own servers as an excuse to upgrade?
Challenge excepted.. just kidding, but looks like my morning coffee and smoke brake just got moved to 0800.
Sorry Jonn, but nothing you post will be enough to make me get up at five in the morning.
Been there, done that. I’m with you little brother.
I became a PFC (Private Fucking Civilian) so I wouldn’t have to get up at the butt-crack of dawn.
I’ll see it with my coffee, though.
I’ll do the same a couple of time zones behind you.
Damn, I’m in training tomorrow, starts at 0800. I’ll be late to the party.
Refreshments are chocolate chip and oatmeal raisin nut cookies, hot tea, hot cocoa, hot coffee, and donuts.
Line forms on the right. Use the styro plates and don’t grab stuff off someone else’s plate. And use napkins.
Thank you.
What if she doesn’t actually exist?
What if she’s nothing but a figment of psulie-o the uncoolie-o’s copy-paste imagination?
What if she’s just a name he found on the internet and thought it was cool, so he used it?
This referred to Ms. Ricci. After all, pickwickre peckerwood did steal photos from an online source to advertise his company.
Oh, and what if his company only collects cash from the government and actually does nothin in return?
One person I associate with the last name “Ricci” is the Actress Christina Ricci, who got her start as a child playing Wednesday Addams in “The Addams Family” movies. maybe that’s where the spandex-clad besotted Psulmer stole the last name from? I am firmly convinced that THERE IS NO LIMIT to the stupidity of that gang of idiots!
I don’t believe he hired her. Ricci is an Italian name. The Heinz 57 of Haplogroups.
http://www.eupedia.com/genetics/italian_dna.shtml
She is probably fake. Anyone with that awesome resume would easily have a linkedin profile easy to find now. Cindy was a real person but an innocent victim to his madness and demanded that he remove her name after she found out he was using it on his website.
If he is going the fictitious business partner route, why doesn’t he just appoint Aunt Jemima as his company president?
These guys are completely, certifiably “one flew over the cuckoo’s nest” nuts. I know, that wicker guy can play the character “Chief”. Now, he can claim native American status for his “business”. Problem solved.
I don’t think that Bernath is nuts, I’m convinced that he’s really just a manipulator, an idiot and a coward with too much time on his hands. AS TO Psulmer, my opinion is that he’s a lowlife wannabe con artist.
I hear you, but I thought one of the definitions of insane is doing the same thing over and over but expecting different results. Seems like these guys are on an endless loop of the same stuff, thinking this time it might just work. I also have to question the mental capacity of a man who duct tapes animals legs together and flies a plane using an ipad app.
Good lord those posts have “Upper Class Twit of the Year” race written all over them. Maybe minus the upper class part. 😉
Minus the “class” part actually.
You know I really don’t like this guy, don’t you?
All of that group put together has far less class than a public school on Sunday!!
Yeah, if you consider an entire net worth of $1mil to be “upper class”…
That’s a trust fund, Junior, and my guess is that he can’t actually get his hands on the principal unless or until he produces an heir. Which he has not done. His lesbian sister is more likely to do that than he is.
That is a scream. I thought it was hilarious that he was deriding others on this site as unedumicated, werking-class bindle stiffs, all while claiming to have a net worth of a whopping 1 million. Now I find out he doesn’t even have access to most of it. Sheesh, I reiterate my question as to where this taint licker gets his capital to sue TAH.
Please get it correct …Economically disadvantaged woman..that is Paul’s certification to the government
Under the False Claims act, A private citizen may declaim that FacePalmers assertion that his earned status and certifications arecfalse. He must them prove they are, if he can’t, disbarment, a fine or penalty is assessed and the complaintant may be awarded up to $10,000.
Somebody’s Christmas is coming early this year.
Looks like I’m the only Monty Python fan here. This makes me sad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSqkdcT25ss
More focus on TWIT, less on “upper class”.
Next Female Majority Shareholder…..Carmen Miranda. She is a woman. She is Latina. And she is already familiar with working with a bunch of fruits.
First thought was, “That’s a GREAT idea!”
Second thought, “Naw, makes entirely too much sense.”
Well done, Hack.
For someone who claims to have a special pedigree and advanced social skills, I take particular notice to the “white n!gger” comment.
Stay classy my friend, stay classy.
Paul K. Wickre; The World’s Most Inebriated Man. Stay intoxicated, my friend.
You are Irish right Master Chief? 🙂
Parents born in Dublin.
Plamre hiring the Phony CPO as his lawyer is akin to a Mother Superior hiring a drug addicted practicing whore to clean and cook at the convent.
Bad analogy perhaps … But you get the point!
Note: The above post in no way was intended to offend drug addicted practicing whores … No convents were damaged or destroyed, nor were the occupants of the aforementioned harmed in any way.
If I were a Mother Superior, I’d take after you with a ruler for the comparison to the Palming Wick-Licker.
I admit that it gives me brainfarts to read that dribbling gibberish that psulie-o the uncoolie-o produces, but I do occasionally find a favorite or two. Here is one of the latest:
‘Pubish it all’ (see the updated addition at top) ‘Pubish’????? Well, that’s a new verb to add to my vocabulary.
And here’s another: ‘i HAVE 30& OF YOUR ADDRESSES’ (see up top again) What? You have 30 ampersands?
Seriously, peckerwoord, you not only should learn to not post stuff in the dark, you should NEVER do it when you’ve been swigging down mass quantities of adult beverages. Inebriation is not your friend.
Do you still go out in your yard and scream at your neighbors for walking past your house?
Just askin’.
And, in closing, this meesage is especially for psulie-o the uncoolie-o.
Bạn đang rất xấu xí không ai muốn có tình dục với bạn.
Good night, and we’ll leave the light on for you.
OK, I fed that into Google Translate just to see what came out. Good one…
“Pubish” is when you make that transition from child to young adult, and you start growing hair “done there”.
I wonder tonight if Paul has predicted the black swan event on this blog at 0800 later this morning
That gang of fools could make the cast of “Jackass” look like Phi Beta Kappas!!
It’s 0802 EST and the world hasn’t quit spinning…
Paul, I wish you success in launching FirsTech. To establish a good reputation among the community, perhaps you can participate a charity fundraising event. I think that you would garner a lot of positive buzz for FirsTech if you take part in The Cum Bucket Challenge to help alleviate assholes in our time.
Amazing. I used to love reading the articles on ole PSUL while I was in Afghanistan. And now here I am retired a year later and it is still going on. BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!
He never does learn…
That’s our Paul!
Waah, Waah, Waah! (That is the sound of a muted trumpet making that sound we love.)
I have some late breaking news for the TAH cadre. I hopped into my finely crafted American automobile, vintage 2013, and I had WTOP in for the traffic report. They reported that there is a gas leak in Bethesda MD, and they had to close Wilson Lane (no shit). Maybe the corporate board members of FirsTech were tapping into their neighbors gas line. I just hope that there is no explosion, otherwise the mailbox might get (more) damaged.
Maybe a Ruger 222 round penetrated the gas main?