COVID-19 Public Service Announcement for Adults – Stay at Home

| March 28, 2020

This is a public service announcement for Adults.  Since I know all of you have set Condition Zebra, you may want to share a jingle with others over this interwebnet thingy.

Category: Administrative, Dumbass Bullshit, Economy, First Responders, Humor, I hate hippies

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  1. Skippy says:

    I’m doing targets today with the wife and kids
    I have a 1 million acres of forest and desert for my back yard

  2. AW1Ed says:

    Cool. I’ll be over in a few hours with bourbon and cigars. Need anything from the store?

  3. AW1 Rod says:

    Not staying the fuck at home. The sun is shining, and the rifle range at Fairfield Glade beckons!

  4. 26Limabeans says:

    I’m gonna get some exercise by exercising my
    right to travel.
    Then I’m gonna exercise my right to free speech
    by telling Guvnah Janet Mills to suck on it.

  5. Green Thumb says:

    Pumping iron, reading and drinking beer.

    • Slow Joe says:

      Ah, my kind of guy.
      I wholeheartedly agree, especially if it is Bud light and if you have some long range cardio in your workout routine.

      • Fyrfighter says:

        I don’t know about that Joe, he did say he was drinking BEER.. Bud light is what ya get an hour or so AFTER drinking beer…

        • Green Thumb says:

          I live in the land of micro brews.

          Beer definitely comes towards the end of the daily routine (except Friday, Saturday and Sunday).

          • SFC D says:

            Shop local. Support your local brewers.

            • Green Thumb says:

              Out in the Great NW, we can still fill growlers at breweries. You hand them off outside, they wipe them down, etc and return them.

              Fairly safe process.

              But with all of the nonsense, I do not even try. That is why I loaded up on about 15 cases of local brews (with another 5 cases of Coors Light as back up).

              At 5% + and above (minus the Coors Light), it will last for some time. Additionally, many of the Hefeweizens are tall boys.

              Uncertain times call for extreme measures.

  6. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    But, I thought that our resident SJW wanted all of us “Boomers” to catch it and die, so he and the Free Shit Army can collect?

    Maybe he should go out and lick some toilets or cough on some goods in a store… to “be the example” of his generation.

    • AW1Ed says:

      “…and lick some toilets…”

      You have no idea how close this was to becoming a post, but it spiked my gross-out meter and thankfully never was completed.

      The toilet seat licker is now diagnosed with the coronavirus. Well played.

      • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

        Didn’t send it to you… didn’t want to be responsible for any lasting side effects of reading that stuff (impotence, hair loss, blindness, etc…).

      • Mason says:

        Seriously, that person got COVID? That’s awesome. Who’d a thunk that people would document their stupid young years so fully?

      • ArmyATC says:

        I think that may have been me who sent you the link to the stupid scrunt who licked the airplane toilet seat. Didn’t mean to gross anyone out, simply point out the abject stupidity of many in this youngest generation. Unfortunately, this brain dead moron has equally brain dead followers who are up to the challenge. I can’t help but think that this latest generation is filled with Darwin award nominees. The question is, how many will take the prize?

    • BlueCord Dad says:

      Don’t forget licking the grab pole in the NYC subway😎
      Personally I’ve been smoking cigars and praying for warmer weather here in the PDRNJ. I can’t really get my garage lounge warm enough

    • NHSparky says:

      Some fuckstick delivering packages for Amazon was caught on camera spitting on a package.

      Amazon is “looking into it.”

      Fuck em all with a rusty pineapple, fronds first.

    • Commissar says:

      I never said I wanted you assholes to die.

      i was warming you all to take this seriously because this virus disproportionately kills boomers.

      Trump, much of his henchpersons, Fox News, OANN, and the right wing blogosphere was generally downplaying the threat and complaining it was a democrat conspiracy and democrat hysteria.

      Essentially the right wants to dismiss the problem. Since most problems boomers politically ignore fuck over other demographics and not them, there is at least some karmic justice in the fact that this time they were screwing themselves over.

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        WOW, you really ARE full of UC Berzerkely propaganda!

      • Fyrfighter says:

        Sorry genius, over multiple hours of video conference with doctors, virologist, and entomologists directly engaged in this fight, they have made it clear that you are without question, 100% full of shit! The current mortality rate in the US is LESS THAN 1%, and 81% who get it have no or minimal symptoms. Just because liberal paradises like NYC and the left coast are so horrendously mismanaged that the disease is taking a greater toll there does NOT mean that this is an end times kind of virus like you and the other lefties are hoping for. By all means, keep swallowing the bullshit you’re being fed, and regurgitating it like a good little apparatchik, but I’ll stick to getting my info from those actually dealing with this.

      • SFC D says:

        And there it is again, denying ever having said it, and then celebrating the karmic justice of it all. Do you ever get dizzy from all the spinning and flip flopping? Phony fuck.

      • 11B-Mailclerk says:

        Your rage is your undoing.


      • 26Limabeans says:

        “disproportionately kills boomers”

        So does everything else.
        Reminds me of the old line
        “world to end tomorrow, women and minorities
        affected the most”

      • Hondo says:

        I never said I wanted you assholes to die.

        No, you didn’t – at least, not in those exact words.

        What you said was (paraphrasing) that you were thankful that Covid-19 was more lethal to those in the “Baby Boom” generation because you disagreed with them politically. Presumably, that goes for those older than the “Baby Boom” cohort as well.

        You clearly implied that this was a good thing, as it would increase the likelihood of your preferred political views being adopted.

        Publicly making a statement that you are thankful that people who don’t share your political views are dying is despicable. Denying you ever said that – as you have done in comments here multiple times – means you are either dumb as a rock or mendacious. Or perhaps both.

      • OldManchu says:

        We know already. You don’t like Trump. Quit being such a pussy over it already you nasty little fuck.

      • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

        You’re full of bullshit, Lars… pure, unadulterated Bezerkeley bullshit.

        You’ve made it clear that you despise the Boomer Generation and are all pissed off that you and your fellow members of the Free Shit Army are entitled little pricks and demand better “benefits” from the government.

        Hopefully when you are older, there isn’t a situation like this, you may be on the receiving end of a “socialist” government that decides you’re too old to receive any care whatsoever. Just see what the technocrats in Michigan are wanting to do to pharmacists that dispense chloroquine:

        Just remember, you too will grow old… and be told that you’re life isn’t worth a damn by some younger version of yourself.

      • ArmyATC says:

        Blah, blah, blah. Do you ever tire of screeching?

        Just to refresh your memory, on March 11 in the ‘Well, This Ought to Stir the Pot thread’ you wrote, “Thankfully it will disproportionally kill off the demographic that most opposes universal healthcare, despite the fact most of them are already on Medicaid or Medicare. Karma is a bitch.”

        So, tell us again, who you were “thankful” would die. You weren’t warning anyone of anything, you lying sack of shit. You were taking glee in the “fact” that older generations, who you appear to despise, would die off in large numbers.

        Not to burst your happy bubble at the thought of all those Baby Boomers dying, this virus appears to be hitting younger generations just as hard as those you are thankful will die.

        Now go eat a bag of dicks.

        • Green Thumb says:

          That is only if The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) left any.

  7. 5th/77th FA says:

    Loaded up the baby tractor & went down to mow the upper 40 for a Lady Friend. Went by old homeboys country store and filled up all my fuel cans with real gasoline. Upper 80s in my little corner of the world. There’s a porked beast orast in the crockett pot justa percurlating lowly for Sunday’s Dinner. Prolly spank some taters and do some green beans with bacon and some cat headed buttered milk bizquitz too. Since the Lady Friend and I both have been socially distanced from anyone for several weeks now, we may get social with one another.

  8. rgr769 says:

    Nice find, Dave. Best PSA ever.

  9. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Good one, Dave! I’ve been declared an “Essential”, so it’s off to work for me.

  10. OWB says:

    Not essential to anyone but the critters who expect regular feeding. They so far seem to be keeping appropriate distancing and are prone to staying home mostly.

    It’s all good here.

  11. AW1Ed says:

    Our own Master Chief sent me the video with a request to post it up. Had to disappoint him, as Dave had already put it up.

    He expressed his displeasure in a manner suitable for Sailors in general and Master Chiefs in particular.