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| March 24, 2020

Thanks, Skippy.

Category: America, Humor

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  1. chooee lee says:

    I wouldn’t do that to my phone, I rather like it.

    • Club Manager, USA ret. says:

      If you get through all you will get is some poor staffer who will be polite, listen for a while mark another tick in the “The called to say F You” box. The Senator’s chief of snakes will glance at the list, say thank you and toss it in file 13. That’s the work the system works like it or not. I occasionally get the same drill form someone I helped elect, or our county committee did with a substantial campaign contribution. Then when the incumbent asks for a favor, I explain why I am not receptive and suggest he square away his staff before asking for anything else. Only had to do that once recently because they, like many others, have annotated next to my name, “can be a real pain in the butt, humor him”.

      • timactual says:

        All those “special assistants” too busy sucking up to the boss to actually do their job.

        You can always tell when it is election season; the politicians and their hacks always after you, in a very friendly manner, to contribute either labor or money. After the election, win or lose, you are just another face in the crowd.

      • Jason Merrick says:

        Your first sentence!!!! 😂👍😂….. and the rest of your explanation! 👍👍👍…… the “I called to say F You Box”. 🤣🤣🤣

  2. IDC SARC says:

    I’d just end up red-flagged and swatted


    • Skippy says:

      I was on a 9-11 list thanks to my name
      Being similar to a then dead IRA Bomber
      It was a nice lady at United Airlines
      Shed the light on why I was always
      Getting the unwanted special treatment
      Before a flight
      This was while traveling on government
      Orders too
      What a complete cluster fuck

  3. Roh-Dog says:

    The only Senator I’d care to have a conversation with is Doctor, who according to the MSN doesn’t understand how not to spread his diagnosed CV.
    Chucky is cut from the same cloth-turned-toilet-paper as those losers.

  4. 26Limabeans says:

    I would have use a throw away cell phone and
    then throw it away.

  5. 5th/77th FA says:

    I would give Old Chuckles a call but I might be interrupting his muff diving session on Granny Pigalosi. What with swimsuit season approaching he is probably giving her a bikini trim…using his teeth. He likes the shag carpet effect, gives him a chance to floss while he has dinner.

    (grabs a piece of leftover fried chicken and the last of the Key Lime pie as he tries to stay 2 steps ahead of Ex-PH2)

  6. I don’t have a dime or the time, know what I mean Jellybean.

  7. Thunderstixx says:

    I guess it’s easier to sit here and bitch than actually do something.
    Just be polite and professional when you tell his staff how much of a fuck-brain the Senator is.
    You won’t end up being SWATTED unless you act like a knob……

    • 26Limabeans says:

      I would suggest using a PTT handset just in
      case you should suddenly vomit.
      Or go all Tourettes on them.

  8. Ret_25X says:

    Gave a quick call…just stated my opposition to his method on the relief bill.

    Also called my local offices for our reps, etc. Let them know as well.

    Be brief
    Be cheerful
    Be direct
    Be gone


    • 5th/77th FA says:

      You are correct SarMaj in the approach. Despite my attempt of sophomoric humor above, (which was funny as hell, I don’t care who you are) I contacted my State Rep and my area’s US Senator. I politely, briefly, voiced my opposition to the demonrat (said other party) plan thanked them for their time and hung up. It was a voice message/machine answer. Despite the brevity of their time in the swamp, they are both border line swamp dwellers. I would not trust myself to make a phone call to either Chuckles of Granny Nancy. They are both looters and pillagers and some of the worst enemies this Country has. I would like to piss down their faces and tell them, “No it’s not raining, I’m pissing down your face.” Treading light is not my way and there is a taint about both of them.

      • Ret_25X says:

        I think you have nailed it…they are made completely of taint….

        crusty, unwashed, taint….

  9. Eggs says:

    I keep sending links to stories, but getting no feedback. Here’s one from AZ:

    • Skippy says:

      I love these stories

    • 26Limabeans says:

      “The two pieces of equipment will arrive in 5-7 weeks, NW Fire said”

      Must be free shipping..

    • 5th/77th FA says:

      Eggs, some of us read everything that is posted/linkyed here, including your stuff. It is all appreciated, we’ll make a spirited attempt to comment more for you.

      I have much respect for “Lt Dan” and the work his organization does. I was down in the Tampa area when he flew all the kids to Disney. My Daughters soccer Mom buddy and her family were there at Disney when the groups were coming thru. He also plays a mean bass guitar.

  10. Commissar says:

    Exactly what is it that has you all listed now?

    That Schumer opposes a half trillion dollar slush fund that Trump and his family can pilfer?

    Why aren’t you all mad at the tens of millions of government spending he is profiting off of due to his constant golf trips to his resorts?

    Or the fact that he charges his staff and secret service inflated rates?

    • David says:

      And why are you not infuriated that Schumer et al are pushing a bill which includes totally unrelated things like airliner fuel mileage standards, funding around the Hyde amendment etc?

    • Skippy says:

      You’ve lost your mind
      Do we really need to give wind and solar
      Outfits tax credits during a pandemic???
      35 million to the kennnedy center
      Free retirement to propaganda reporters
      I could be typing for weeks
      But why bother

    • SFC D says:

      Why aren’t you out planting orchards to replace the oxygen you’ve wastefully consumed?

    • NHSparky says:

      Fucktard, engage brain before typing.

    • Skyjumper says:

      And Schumer & Pelosi along with their other Democrat cohorts have added the following crap to a bill designed to help out Americans dealing with the CHICOM virus:

      Extend Obama phones

      Airlines would have to cut their carbon emissions in half by 2050

      Kick in $1 billion to help develop sustainable fuels for planes

      Create a program for the government to buy less-efficient aircraft (cash-for-clunkers)

      Language that would wipe out the federal carrier’s current $11 billion debt

      …..and others.

      What the phuque does any of that have to do with dealing with this CHICOM virus and helping out this country!?

      And speaking about charging the government for lodging, it was okay with you that Biden charged the secret service rent to stay in a small building on his property and still does?
      (meanwhile Pres. G.W. Bush NEVER charged the Secret Service a dime for staying at his home in Texas)

      So dumbass (MAJOR Dumbass I should say) why don’t you actually go out and volunteer to do some good for once. Maybe help out a soup kitchen, pack meals for the elderly, the needy or shut-ins, or is that too beneath your dignity and instead you would rather just bitch about Pres. Trump. You are truly a waste of skin!

      Maybe if you went to Medals Of America and ordered a CAB and pinned it on, you might feel better (since you never actually earned one).

      Fly away, Shitbird………

    • 26Limabeans says:

      Did you ever consider the fact that he is
      suffering financially from this mess?

      How bout you? You got skin in this mess other
      than a sore taint to whine about?
      Just where is your personal financial stake
      in all this? Stocks or bonds? 401K?
      CD’s ? (not that kind of CD).

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      And you think that Pelosi and Schumer have the best interests of the country in their hearts? They’d be happy with bending you over and dorking your squeakhole ’till next Tuesday to push their “agenda” through – they don’t give a flying fuck about you, me or any one of the “little people”, Lars… and you know it’s the truth.

      • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

        He’s obviously allergic to the truth because he’s so dedicated to being one of their useful idiots!

  11. Thunderstixx says:

    More proof that the bureaucratic nightmare continues unabated by people just like larsy-boi.
    The FDA says that the at home tests can’t be read or sent to home patients because…..
    Fucking morons…
    Remember the behavior of people like larsy-boi and the deep state pukes that infest the halls of our government…

  12. OWB says:

    Missed a lot of this mess today because I was busy learning about veterinary curb service. Actually, it was kinda nice having the vet come out to the car, the tech bring out the paperwork and deliver the critter when everything was all fixed up. Probably wouldn’t have been so good in a snowstorm. OK, I won’t suggest that they continue to operate this way.

  13. AW1Ed says:

    Heh. Sometimes, the best posts start with just two words.


  14. Jason Merrick says:

    Man! O. Man! ….. I’m going to have to admit one thing that is true (and of military-grade “graduation” certification-worthy) . You old outta-gas muttafukkas must have been paid to write Dave Chappelle’s comedy materials; especially Player Haters Ball. But, I must admit, I like Dave Chappelle. Just surfing along this site has had me laughing like I never have before; like that guy doing the satire on MRE’s….. now that guy is true comedy. What was that shit? Love it! I was in tears, laughing this morning. Now, y’all hating on the Dems! And it’s really quality entertainment! This is one of the best sites that I’ve seen …. even if y’all try making an association with old Dane Reason and myself….. y’all are truly funny.