One More Rat

| March 12, 2020

Attorney Michael Avenatti

Remember the Creepy Porn Lawyer (thanks Tucker)? Quite a fall from grace. From media darling, logging 108 CNN and MSNBC appearances, and best known representing adult-film actress Stormy Daniels in her lawsuits against President Trump, to now awaiting sentencing on extortion charges, among others.

Seems he is not enjoying his confinement.

Poetrooper sends.

Michael Avenatti Is In A Rat-Infested Jail Cell And Has Gone A Week Without Showering


Disgraced attorney Michael Avenatti is enduring harsh conditions in a Manhattan prison, according to a letter sent by his lawyer Wednesday.

Avenatti’s lawyer Scott Srebnick sent a letter to a Manhattan judge, urging him to delay a pre-sentencing interview by 30 days, and said the coronavirus has made Srebnick apprehensive about visiting his client in the rat-infested jail.

“Mr. Avenatti’s cell was infested with rats. The jail reeks of urine. As of yesterday, Mr. Avenatti had not shaved in weeks,” Srebnick wrote, according to The New York Post. “Meanwhile, across the country, public officials are declaring states of emergency as a result of the spread of the coronavirus.”

“Health officials are uncertain of the actual risks. And, by all accounts, a prison facility poses among the highest risks of spread of infection,” Srebnick continued.

Ahh, the Wuhan Virus gambit. Cry me a river. Read the rest of the article here: Daily Caller

Thanks, Poe.

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Let me inventory my fucks… yup, still got all of ’em. Sucks to be you, Michael.


I have absolutely zero for this bottom feeding shitbag.


IS1 (SW)

But shouldn’t he feel comfortable with his surroundings? 🤔

He’s a rat who lives in shit in the outside world, and nothing has really changed.

This guy is a fungus.

5th/77th FA

If you don’t think you would like prison, maybe you shouldn’t do things that might get you sent to prison?

Note to SFC D. If I had some fucks to give, he damn sure wouldn’t get them. Maybe I should put in a crop for the upcoming year. Planting season is right around the corner. What do you think?

Hack Stone

Just put some fuck seeds into the ground, add some water, and before you know it, you will have a whole crop of fucks to give.

Carlton G Long

The Farmers’ Almanac says:

If ’tis fucks you yearn to grow,
Then April 9th the row you hoe.

Hope this helps.


” And, by all accounts, a prison facility poses among the highest risks of spread of infection,”.. Seems solitary confinement would solve that problem.




Got something for him:

The is Whitey

You’re in jail. It’s supposed to suck. Deal with it, fucker.


Wonder if it’s enough to make him commit suicide? Epstein didn’t kill himself.


Yes, good thing he was some porn chick’s lawyer and not Hillary’s!!

The Stranger

Enjoy it, you cocksucker!
I hereby move that we deploy the Hemisphere of Insults against this useless sack of shit.

5th/77th FA


The Other Whitey

Light his ass up.




Well if there isn’t a ratfucking douche that deserves it, then this dick gobbler does,

Attention, Attention, PLEASE STAND BY!!!

The TAH Toilet Bowl of Taunts ®™
You don’t frighten us, pig-dog! —Go and boil your bottom, son of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, Thppppt!
I don’t want to hear from you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!…… I fart in your general direction! . Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
Fetchez la vache!
You have the brain of a duck
I unclog my nose in your direction, son of a window-dresser
You are a bedwetting type. I burst my pimples at you and you are a tiny-brained wipers of other people’s bottoms.
We should make castanets out of your testicles
You are an illegitimate faced buggerfolk
If I was gonna break your balls, I’d tell ya to go home and get your shine box. So, GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKING SHINE BOX!
You are a liar, a looter and a pillager, and nothing but verminous, lying, scum
You are also a Jittery jizz junkie and having to deal with your foolish Stolen Valor crap takes “some real big dick energy shit” of which you have no comprehension.

Remembering to reference “Sarge” and request the Staff Summary Sheet of Shame


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5th/77th FA


I have an involuntary vascular reaction upon each deployment of the TAH Hemisphere of Insults.



Roasted that criminal POS!
Did he let the “fame” get to him or was this a symptom of a character flaw?
Wait, checking on something, yep checks out,.. Don’t give a sh*t.


He thinks prison sucks now, just wait until he and his cellmate start playing, “Mommy and daddy,” on a nightly basis.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

A Proud Infidel®™️

I wonder if Bubba, Thor, Julio and “Tiny Tyrone” have already decided who gets him first?

Cameron K.

Who’s going to be the daddy? Bubba, Julio, Thor, Gunner, or Mr. “Tiny” Tyrone?


So Michael, you ever seen a grown man naked?


Michael, do you like movies about gladiators?


Michael, has your dog ever humped your leg?


I think that game starts with the determination as to which cellmate is the “mommy.”

A Proud Infidel®™️

I can see it now:

*Cell door slams shut *
Burly cellmate: You here for a while?
Avenatti: Uhhmm yeah.
Burly Cellmate: Gonna be like we’re married, you wanna be the husband or wife?
Avenatti: HUSBAND!
Burly Cellmate: Awright fine, now get over here and suck your wife’s dick!


He’ll learn to savor the subtle taste of pruno very, very soon.

The Other Whitey

Green Thumb

I think we found Biden’s VP canidate.


DAMMIT !!!!!
Spew alert for crying out loud !!!!!
You owe me a keyboard….
Great idea though !!!


And for the enlightenment of any of our Orange Man Bad Trump-haters, he is locked up because he is a fraudster, extortionist, and embezzler of his clients’ money. Although, he hasn’t been convicted of the thefts of millions from his clients, yet. But he will be. Avenatti will be lucky if he gets out of prison before he is eligible for Medicare.

RGR 4-78

Stripper ESQ.

Piss off Mikey.

sgt. vaarkman 27-48thTFW

I have about as much sympathy for this liar lawyer turd as I do for the soocidal dicless wunder boi turd that is the subject in the following turd person of the week article at TAH, which is none, zip zero, nada could careless. Maybe they should all share a cell together and play asphyxiation sex games with Wienstein thrown in as a bonus, then they can have a threesome and also play blindfolded pin the dic in the donkey’s ass, with Manning being the donkey’s ass, since he chopped his dic off to ease the boredom with a little variety


But…but…aren’t CNN and MSNBC supposed to be meeting with him regularly to plan his campaign to depose Trump? I mean they promised us he was the one who could do it didn’t they?


Doc Savage

If the coronavirus card fails, he can try the Wienstien walker….

A Proud Infidel®™️

Yeah, he was crowing about how he was going to take President Trump down and now he’s gotta watch his ass during shower time!

Ooh, the sweet, sweet taste of Schadenfreude…


“Infested with rats”?
Maybe it’s a support group for Avenatti.
Board meeting.
Fraternal organization meetingvro consider Avenatti’s membership application.


Stealing from your clients, trying to shake down a mega-corporation (Nike), getting the Democrats’ and MSM (I repeat myself) hopes up, and now using the suffering of people with the Kung Flu to try and get out of his sentencing.

Wonder if the judge will point out that the lawyer explains that the conditions in his cell are atrocious, but in the same breath wants to delay the hearing that would get him out of there.


Well, considering that Nike goes out of their way to fellatiate that POS Kapernick, I don’t feel too bad about them… but otherwise, yeah, fuck that guy!

Hack Stone

Sounds pretty harsh living conditions. Sounds like an incentive not to fuck up and go to prison.


at least the fucker doesn’t have to worry about finding toilet paper at the store…


What’s your point, Michael?

A Proud Infidel®™️

Just a second, hasn’t Avenatti been disbarred like Lawn Dart Dan?


No. If you pull up the Commiefornia State Bar website and search his name, you will see he is subject to disciplinary charges for stealing client’s funds, etc. But his license is active.

One lawyer I know who was convicted of tax fraud/evasion was just disbarred in January this year. It took two years to disbar him even after he had unsuccessfully appealed his convictions and already served the 3/4th of his four year sentence in the federal pound. But he was placed on involuntary suspension several months after his felony convictions were upheld on appeal.

Because Avenatti has pending disciplinary charges, the Bar will proceed with those charges, and at some point, he will be suspended when they run their course. It will likely be four years from now before he is actually disbarred.

Commissioner Wretched

As far as Creepy Porn Lawyer is concerned …


Ah! My favorite singer and song! Thank you!

Hack Stone

So, does this mean that Donald Trump will not be “taken down”?


I heard that it was actually the rats complaining that he was in with them, even vermin has to have standards.

A Proud Infidel®™

Q: What would you get if you crossbred Avenatti with a rat?

A: NOTHING, there are some things that even a rat wouldn’t do!!!


Hahahaha! Both of you!
I do see resemblance there though. I wish I was a guard there so I could hide mouse traps in his: shoes, bed, fee fee…


True man of genius…The Bulls
Eye this guy put on his own back…LOL…!!


Aw, boo hoo.

Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

The cell wouldn’t reek of urine, if Avonetti learned to use the toilet.


The bastard *IS* a toilet


Gee whiz, he’s with His Own Kind now. What’s the problem?


Like I said above, they got it wrong – the rats were complaining about him being with them. They have standards, too apparently.


Yeah, but I wasn’t referring to rats as “his own kind”. 🙂

Honor and Courage

Maybe he can hook up with Weinstein, and share his new stainless steel casting couch!!!! Bubba pay attention Fuck Em both