Michael Sean Green – U.S. Navy Diver, EOD, PO2 (E-5), Combat Action Ribbon, Bronze Star, Blog of Shame |

| March 10, 2020

It always seems to disgust me more than usual when a veteran who had every right to be proud of what they actually did do attempts to embellish their service beyond recognition.  Judging from the number of people who have contacted us about Michael Sean Green, lots of folks seem to be under the impression that he has done things that just ain’t so.

Accusations from a myriad of sources abound concerning Mr. Green.  I am glad we have this opportunity to help him set the record straight.

In this day and age, we would hope that all Veteran Service Organizations would require military verification of its members.  Particularly  shameful is the fact that so many do not DEMAND members verify their service before holding an office within the organization.   Almost every instance of this kind of embellishment could have been avoided had the officers of an organization done their due diligence.  It is not difficult to verify military service, but nearly impossible to make it a requirement in the Bylaws of so many organizations.

Why is that so?  It makes me wonder who else is hiding behind a smokescreen of fake claims.

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Michael Sean Green comes to us from Dearborn, Michigan. He has also lived in Texas, Florida, North Carolina, South Carolina, Ohio and New Mexico. Green is 50 years old at the time of this writing – March 2020.

Sean Green – Facebook

On Green’s Facebook page, he makes the claim he was a Navy diver.

Sean Green – Facebook

With the wearing of military bling on his civilian attire, Green appears to claim that he was awarded the Bronze Star Medal, Jump Wings from being parachute qualified, Petty Officer 2nd Class rank, Desert Storm veteran, and awarded the Combat Action Ribbon (CAR).

The below photos were supplied to us with the claim that they were posted by his SO and are of Sean Green, his motorcycle, and his jacket.

In the following photo he has the EOD badge, jump wings and Combat Action Ribbon…

Also , with another screen clip supplied to MP, it supposedly represents a small background about Green supplied in the local newspaper.

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AFFIDAVITS

Several people that had dealings with Sean Green submitted affidavits. In the first affidavit it states that the jacket on the motorcycle pictured above is Green’s.

Affidavit One

In the second affidavit it states that Green made a claim of a Silver Star. We have no photo of Green wearing a Silver Star.

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Some people were skeptical and asked Military Phony to look into these claims.

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ACTIONS CONDUCTED BY MILITARY PHONIES

There was a claim of a Silver Star in one of the affidavits listed above.

We could find no record of a Silver Star listed for Michael Sean Green at the following databases:

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Michael Sean Green’s military records were ordered through a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request.

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FOIA RESULTS

DEPARTMENT OF THE NAVY (DoN)

DoN FOIA Results – Michael Sean Green – DD-214
DoN FOIA Results – Michael Sean Green – Assignments 1992-1993
DoN FOIA Results – Michael Sean Green – Assignments 1994-1996
DoN FOIA Results – Michael Sean Green – Discharge from US Naval Reserve

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DEPARTMENT OF THE NAVY (DoN) [supplied to MP by third party]

NOTE: The following FOIA result from the Department of the Navy was supplied to us by a third party. Several of the files were similar to the FOIA result that Military Phony was supplied above. There are additional records in this one but since there is not a direct and clean chain of custody, we cannot speak to its authenticity. Click to open the PDF.

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DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE MANPOWER DATA CENTER (SCRA)

DoD Manpower Data Center (SCRA) – Michael Sean Green

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DISCUSSION and SUMMARY

Green’s official military records from the Department of the Navy (DoN) do not support several of his claims.

Rank

Green’s records show that he was discharged as E-3 as an AOAN – Aviation Ordnance Airman. The records do not support his claim of being an E-5 – Petty Officer Second Class.

Navy Diver

Green completed the first phase of the Navy Diving School. He appears to have not completed the second phase.

EOD, Jump Wings or Desert Storm

His records indicate that he was dropped for the second phase of training for Explosive Ordnance Disposal.

There is no school or badge listed for parachutist (Jump Wings).

Green joined the U.S. Navy in 1992, which was after ODS/S. Although he has an NDSM for the ODS/S period of service covered by the medal, his records indicate no participation in ODS/S.

Combat Action Ribbon (CAR) and Bronze Star Medal (BSM)

Green’s records show no listing of a Combat Action Ribbon (CAR) or Bronze Star Medal. A Purple Heart is the medal awarded for being wounded in combat.

The Combat Action Ribbon is covered by the Stolen Valor Act of 2013.

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STOLEN VALOR

If the claims by Sean Green were used to leverage work, military or civilian promotions, or anything else of value, he may be in violation of Stolen Valor laws.

State laws may also apply in regard to Stolen Valor.

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According to his records, he was dropped from his EOD training and did not complete it.  The two “XX” in the “DROPPED FOR” clearly shows that he is not qualified to play with things that go boom.

He served during a time when most would not and he accomplished more than many who served alongside him did.  There was is no reason I can think of for him to embellish his service, he should have been proud of what he actually did do.  He should stop running around with rank he did not earn, medals he was never awarded or claiming skills he does not possess.

Source: Michael Sean Green – U.S. Navy Diver, EOD, PO2 (E-5), Combat Action Ribbon, Bronze Star, Blog of Shame

Category: Navy Poser, None, Valor Vultures

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IS1 (SW)

What a corn-filled, mammoth turd.

This pisses me off. But on the bright side, posers like this are so easy to spot.

Folks that served honorably, apart from the relatively few loudmouthed harasses, about 95% of the time don’t go flashing their service around.

But if you do, you better fucking be able to back it up 100%.

This guy is a piece of lint on stinky goat nuts.

ChipNASA

OK now IS1 (/b> you can now claim that your eloquence has been added to the The Hemisphere of Insults®™

“This guy is a piece of lint on stinky goat nuts.”

Congratulations. 😀 😀 😀

Ret_25X

Well….

he beat the Gunga Dan Line…so he has that going for him….

lulz

Combat Historian

So based on the precedent set by Michael Sean Green, since I enlisted under the DEP in late 1978 and entered OSUT in 1979, therefore I can claim that I am a “Vietnam Veteran” and “served in the Vietnam Conflict”…

Hey Mikey, I don’t think it works that way…

Combat Historian

Oh, and as for the phony SS, BSM, CAR, PH, jump wings, and other fake bling.

Hey, Mikey, GFY!!!

marinedad61

The trouble with this turd bucket, is that he actually has the
Southwest Asia Service Medal
for associated regional sea duty (before 1995),
but turns himself into Sand Rambo.

I must admit, I like motorcycles (but not Harleys),
I like travel, I put on the specialty license plates,
and I certainly wear the black and yellow cap.

However, this appears to be another case of
“vest” virtue signaling,
not only for an individual in an organization,
but the whole post (or chapter),
and that virtue is PHONY BULLSHIT (a non-virtue).

Show me a(ny) pack of blinged up black leather vests,
and I’ll show you a circlejerk circus of clowns.
And no, the Harleys don’t help with the badass factor.

Shame on any veterans service organization
(VFW, Legion, DAV, etc.)
that hands the office keys to a jerkoff.

Claw

CH, one small correction. The precedent of receiving a DEP period NDSM and calling yourself a Viet Nam Veteran was set in stone by the 1st SEAC over five years ago on the Michael “Killer/Power of God” Killam thread./smile

HMCS(FMF) ret

BTW – how are those two asswipes doing?

Claw

Dunno, the 1st SEAC was DFR’d on 16 Feb 16 and there’s only been the Cricket Serenade since then.

I do know that the Killer isn’t working at the Tarrant County Vets Office any longer, but with him maintaining seven different Fake Book pages, it’s hard to tell just what he’s doing these days, other than being a leech on society.

Claw

Correction to my correction:

Strike “over five years ago”/ insert “four years ago”

Mea Culpa

Jay

Insert: E-1

Extract: E-3

The brotherhood of the NDSM IS NOT AMUSED!

That is some LOW SPEED/HIGH DRAG SHIT!!!

Comm Center Rat

Any veteran who can’t walk proudly through life with the NDSM and a Good Cookie is not worth knowing.

cc senor

I once met a master sergeant with the West Point band in ’78 and that’s exactly what he had. No shame, a lot depends on the assignments you have.

Jay

That was my old man as a Drill Instructor as Parris Island, Circa 79-81. He never wore his Vietnam Campaign ribbons. Every pic I have of him from back then show him as a dual cool with good cookie/firewatch.

26Limabeans

Ever see someone displaying nothing but
the coveted NDSM? Me either but if I did I
would shake his hand and thank him.

cc senor

I have and I did. With three tours in RVN I already knew how some of us volunteer while others are limited by MOS or duty assignments.

Ex-PH2

Dammit, if I hadn’t gone back to college between #1 and #2, I’d have a Good Cookie to go with my Gedunk Medal!

It’s all I’ve got, unless you count the Space Shuttle Door Gunner Badge.

J coulda been a contender….

Mayhem

That’s why I don’t wear my “Meritorious” Mealcard award out in public. It was initially a Drivers Badge with V-device but got downgraded

Claw

Did the “V” stand for Veal?

Ret_25X

I notice he has an AFEM…I am wondering if that is from the George Washington cruise ISO ops in Bosnia in early 1996 (Decisive Endeavor)?

Any of you salts have any insights to that?

marinedad61

He ALSO has the Southwest Asia Service Medal,
which was not only for the Gulf War,
but (also) given for associated ops and sea duty
through 1995.

Looks like he got tired of being asked if he’s a Gulf Vet,
and turned himself into Sand Rambo.

Daisy Cutter

“Looks like he got tired of being asked if he’s a Gulf Vet, and turned himself into Sand Rambo.”

I think this is spot on.

Ret_25X

the thing about deployments is that you are sent where you are sent and do what you are ordered to do. People that repair aircraft are as important to war fighting as people who ride Bradley Fighting Vehicles. It’s just that 11Ms are better looking…LOL.

I don’t understand the inflation thing. Being an infantryman in combat was a thing for me, but I was probably far more impactful as a Signaleer and certainly worked far harder during deployments.

Same goes for all the supporters. No one can be successful without beans, bullets, billets, and maintenance.

Also, in my experience, you go where your unit goes, not where you want to go. This is my fundamental issue with most war movies because they feature a main character who does not follow TTPs, doesn’t act as a member of their unit but as a free agent, and is working a personal agenda rather than the mission.

But what do I know?

Ricky L

He had the SW Asia Service Medal on his ribbon rack with three OLC’s. The three OLC’s are for Desert Shield, Desert Storm, and Desert Calm, which then became know as the Cease-Fire Campaign. He was only entitled to one service star max. Also, the Kuwait Liberation from Saudi Arabia was only given to personnel that were there during Desert Storm only. He does not show the KLM from Kuwait, more proof he wasn’t entitle to the stars on the SWASM. His ribbon rack was not proper to begin with. Too many errors.

J M

I was in Bosnia 96,97/98..that guy is bullshit. I was at Camp Bedrock rounding around the country out of EODMU Eight…not this douche..

Roh-Dog

Turd.

OWB

No shame in admitting to being immature and not having been assigned anywhere that would have earned accolades. Nothing at all. Most of us were pretty young when we enlisted. Duh. Thirty years later most of us had grown up and didn’t need to lie about what we did back in the day.

What a lame brain.

marinedad61

Except, this jerkoff has 2 (TWO) VFW eligible campaign medals.
Like the West Virginny Phony SEAL Cook (Emmart),
that wasn’t enough
for bullshit badass black leather vest Sand Rambo.

I admit, I cannot give any black leather vest group (gang)
a straight faced look anymore.

OWB

OK. I see the SW Asia Service Medal, which certainly would make him VFW qualified. Sure doesn’t excuse his lying about the rest of it.

Is he a VFW member? Mention is made above of him riding with all the phony bling with the AL Riders. Am fairly certain they don’t encourage phonies either. The VFW absolutely discourages phonies, but there are too many (one is too many) posts which don’t make it a priority to weed them out. If a member lied about qualifying foreign service (they sign a membership application which acknowledges this) in the VFW, they definitely can be put out of the organization. Based upon the DD-214 above, he does qualify, so other means could be used to sever his relationship with the VFW, if he’s even a member.

marinedad61

Unknown if he’s a VFW member.
He could be, because he is eligible.
However, VFW has the means to remove eligible members
for “conduct unbecoming” and other bad behaviors.
This would fit.
The Legion should have similar removal methods in place.

OWB

Can only speak for my Post, but we would remove him in a heartbeat. And I know of many others that would as well. It is my opinion, after observing them for quite few years now, that the Posts that have the most difficulty are those with canteens. They seem to drag down what would otherwise be fine Posts. Too bad, especially since most Posts do not have them.

Skippy

BHWHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!

the dog’s identity has been faded to protect its identity
I’m loving this

Another honorable service down the crapper

Enjoy your google fame idiot

marinedad61

Skippy,
Thanks to your comment,
I gave the top photo a 2nd look.
I just spit up my coffee.
(Still laughing)

STGCS Ret

The American Legion “Riders” seem to be pretty lenient on who they let participate. I went to a funeral for my wife’s grandfather who had served as a cook supposedly but even the VA had a hard time verifying that but what got me was one of his son’s was wearing the American Legion Vest with the American Legion Riders patch on the back. I approached the known felon and asked him what right he had wearing that vest and I got the old in my dads honor and I told him right there he had no right representing himself as a veteran. I was quickly separated from said situation but still pissed I called the America Legion Post President or Leader and let him know I was an active duty sailor who did not appreciate this felon wearing a vest that represented veterans. I got no where I think the Legion was just happy with the amount of money he spent at the canteen. I wanted them to seize the vest and bar him from the Legion but they did nothing but what can you expect from Caney Kansas.

HT3 '83-'87

It just seems to me that many of these organizations seem very tolerant as long as your dues check doesn’t bounce. Plus, if you’re willing to be in leadership role I think many vet groups give you the benefit of the doubt.

The other more cynical reason is that asshattery, embellishment, and all-out fakery runs rampant at some of these individual chapters/posts. Like many readers, I’ve heard some real whoppers from guys claiming this and that award/medal. It almost contest to see who’s B.S. is more unbelievable.

Anonymous

He should’ve stuck with getting a license plate with an NDSM or SWA Service Medal on it in Texas.

Green Thumb

Agreed.

But he was to busy taking it in the ass…,.

5th/77th FA

Sorry I’m late to your coming out party Michael Sean Green, you embellishing POS. I had some other very pressing business FIRST thing this morning to take care of before TAH opened for business. Speaking of opening up, are you all ready for the spreading Google Fame that you were promised on evening last over to the MP Site? I had noticed that your fakebook account went poof very quickly after the outing on MP. The initial e mail from MP hit my box at 2012 hrs, fb was up, made a comment on MP by 2040 hrs, went back to fb at 2045 hrs and it was gone. Wondering of marinedad61 had something to do with that, he being one of the usual suspects in fb posting. Good job.

All of that being said Michael Sean Green, you embellishing, lying, POS, let’s help fix your claim of your records. You have “jumped” into a “bronze” pile of sh^t and are “divinbg” deep. Make yourself a good seal on the clean end of the turd like the star you are. You’ll see some action as you combat your way to the head of the line at the BTJ&T Deli when they lock your lying ass up for Stolen Valor. Speaking of Ass, there is an Ass out in Elko Nevada that lubs them some embellishing POSes in black vests. Phuque you, you POS!

Anybody available to go save that innocent puppy dog? Anybody notice the Infidel name tag on his vest? Anybody want to SECOND and AYE my motion for the deployment of a Battery Fire on Insults on the Embellishing, lying POS Michael Sean Green?

The Stranger

Segundo!

SFC D

Aye yi yi!

Ex-PH2

Just don’t hurt the dog, 5th/77th!

ChipNASA

Well now, it looks like we have the proper votes for the HoI to be considered… At this time I don’t see or believe there to be any significant outside interest or influence that would preclude a deployment of the HoI and such, therefore, We have good lock, we have target sighted and orders to fire….3…2…1… Well Michael, You wanted attention and recognition, here it is my man, everything you wanted and more. I certainly hope you enjoy what you have brought with your fake bullshit… The Hemisphere of Insults®™ (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! … Michael (Milquetoast) Sean (About to be *gone*) Green (As in “BOOT” green) …HEY DICKLESS WONDER, We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known you were going to turn out like this, she’d have prayed for a miscarriage, Diaper-Sniper, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick… Read more »

ChipNASA

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ChipNASA

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ChipNASA

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ChipNASA

5th/77th FA

AphuqueingMEN!!!!!!!! My Main Man! The Wingwipingest Wingwiper of all Wingwiping Airedale Pukes. Drinks on me, get ’em before the Engineers get here. I stand in Awe of the cumulative works of the miscreanted d’weeds and weedettes of TAH!

Point of Order for your consideration; In reference to the dirtbag Daryl Cleve Edwards, there was a motion made on 5 March @ 0756hrs for a deployment. (Remember him, he made Dave’s ass itch); A commitment to deploy was made by ChipNASA @ 1102 hrs (TO ARMS TO ARMS), The SECOND was made by Tox @ 1442 hrs. SECOND was accepted by ChipNASA and awaiting the AYE @ 1458 hrs 5 Mar. The AYE vote was received @ 0344 hrs 6 Mar, made by HMCS (FMF).

If the Fire Mission has not been placed on hold by higher, you should be cleared hot.

ChipNASA

I see that and I’m wondering if I should post it there or in the FAKE APOLOGY thread. Maybe I’ll transfer it over. I’ll think about in the morning. I have to bounce.
We’ll check it tomorrow.
I wish there was a way to poke a particular poster here so they get a ding ot something when someone posts about them in a post. Well, we can’t have *everything* can we?
Hollar at you tomorrow.
ChipNASA

ChipNASA

OK So it seems that Daryl Cleve Edwards was requestrd for the HoI and was authorized. Question is which thread should we post it. Well I say both now because his excuse of an apology is shit so off I go to coordinate the HoI and Drop it early and long.
Cheers

5th/77th FA

The target is lit. Bring it! We have popped yellow smoke… you know…in his honor!

SFC D

Mick

Leather vest covered in poser bling and a motorcycle.

— sigh —

Straight out of the TAH Poser 101 Handbook.

I’d like to hear what Mikey thinks that he did when he went on his “NATO missions to Bosnia”.

Ricky L

If he went on NATO missions to Bosnia, why did he not have a NATO ribbon? Makes you go hummmm…..

Honor and Courage

I believe the whole system is fucked up. I didn’t have my VFW card on me and was told I couldn’t buy a Coke at the FTCKY VFW, and yes I was carrying my Retired ID card.
The real deal get fucked and the shitheads get ahead!! Membership is so low in most places they take anything they can!

Comm Center Rat

In my neck of the woods, low membership and high property maintenance costs forced a VFW and AL post to co-locate into a single facility. The shared location is so small it doesn’t even have a bar so I expect a joint death is imminent.

O-4E

That has nothing to do with the VFW and everything to do with their liquor license

In Michigan you don’t have your membership card on you and you aren’t getting served at a Legion or VFW (or any other private club)

Jay

By this rationale, I should be considered a BONA FIDE AMERICAN HERO!!! I have both the SILVER STAR (on my good conduct) AND the Bronze Star (on my Naval Unit Commendation). Never let the fine print get in the way of fake heroism.

All im missing now is a do-rag and vest. Anyone got a NSN/vendor on them?

26Limabeans

I have three Bronze Stars on my VSM so I’m
way ahead of you.

Jay

26L,

I’d start a slow clap for you, but don’t think you’d hear it over them brass ones clanking together. THREE stars?

26Limabeans

Yep, and they were all earned on the same tour.

Claw

Ditto for my VSM.

Claw

Jay, the best Do-Rags come from utilizing the 37x37x52 inch Muslin Bandage (NSN 6510-00-201-1755) as versus the standard OD Green 17×17 inch Handkerchief (NSN 8440-00-264-0558).

As far as the vest, if they wore a 8415-01-394-0216, they would be instantly recognizable as a LSOS Poser./smile

Jay

Dammit Claw,

As a fellow Supply Guy, I KNEW I shouldn’t have googled that NSN….now you owe me a new keyboard AND monitor.

Claw

Side Note: I’m sure that most people here on TAH already know that the Muslin Bandage carried by the Doc is mainly used for treating broken arms, but in Poser Greens case it can also be used as a sling for his sorry ass if/whenever a real deal EOD Tech ever gets ahold of it./smile

Claw

Jay, here’s the real deal Vest (as defined by Noun Nomenclature):

8415-00-078-4799 (Replaced by 8415-00-268-7774) Vest, Identifying

Wasn’t able to find an image of it, so that’s why I went with the other NSN./smile

AW1Ed

Michael Sean Green had a decent Navy tour and could have been a home town hero with the ribbons he was awarded or earned. But no, he has to go full retard and take a dump on all that, while standing in the blood of better men.
So GFY, Michael Sean Green, and welcome to your new Google fame. The Interwebs are forever.

Mick

“explosive ordinance technician”

26Limabeans

And now it has all blown up in his face.

IDC SARC

brown mist vs pink though

SFC D

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66, ARNG 75-77

Am still waiting for my friends baseball cap to come in which I bought for him and had the NDSM and GCM ribbons embroided on it. He served on the USS Guardian AGR-1 from 1954-1958 operating on the east coast watching for Russian bombers flying into the US. I think the Dew Line was in use at the time. Last Friday, I went with one of my friends to her Church for a fish fry dinner and bumped into a few Vets, which one was a Marine who was involved in Op Power Pack but wasn’t on my ship, and a vet that was on the Ranger evacuating people from Saigon in 1975 and I was also talking to a Vet with an Army blue Cav hat who put in his twenty and said he served in Viet-Nam and started telling me of all these units he was attached to and I didn’t know if he was on the level, so I just shook his hand and we thanked each other for our service. The young lady sitting at the table collecting the money for the dinner had an Air Force cap on and what looked like an E-8 pin on it. She enlisted in 1975 and said she was in the Medical field. As I was leaving, I stopped at the table and flashed my dog tag and star of David to her and we talked a little and then we headed home and NO, a bolt of lightening didn’t strike me dead,LOL

EODJay

Sigh…

Dickhead.

marinedad61

1 well placed notification comment (and MP link)
at Green Land Ground Zero.
(Dearborn Allied War Veterans Council)
Ouch, that’s gotta hurt.

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=3266603553366651&id=202800209747016

Daisy Cutter

You’re like the Johnny Appleseed of links. Nice work to both identify, paint the target and conduct a surgical strike (meaning metaphorically, of course).

HMCS(FMF) ret

Michael Sean Green:

Dive School – Failed
EOD School – Failed
Junior Associate Apprentice “Fluffer” = PASSED

Enjoy the search engine fame, COCKSUCKER!

marinedad61

Yep, he’s already on Google results page 1,
alongside a same name kidnapper,
and a same name sex offender.

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22michael+sean+green%22

Steve Balm

That’s not him. They were aware of the person(s) with the same name and those charges, but not him.

marinedad61

He’s #1 on DuckDuckGo,
followed by a same name doctor.

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=%22michael+sean+green%22&ia=web

NECCSeabeCPO

He passed phase one, so he could move onto Basic EOD, at England. He would not have been allowed to move onto EOD basic without passing EOD Dive phase, not the same exactly as Fleet Divers and UCT divers.

IDC SARC

Looks like he never met a school he couldn’t quit.

A Proud Infidel®™️

Cocksucker.

Cameron K.

And he apparently thought no one would notice.

Claw

Just noticed something on his vest below the wings and EOD Badge.

Is that a MOPH pin?

If so, …. Hell Hath No Fury, Release The Kraken./smile

HMC(FMF)Ret_87-10

Good Eye!

1) Yes, that looks to be a MOPH pin below his make-believe bling on one of his apparently 8 different vests in pic #5.

2) There also appears to be a Texas Rangers miniature badge/ pin on the right side above his never-was PO2 crow in pic #2.

Michael Sean Green = LIAR
Michael Sean Green = POSER
Michael Sean Green = FAKE HERO
Michael Sean Green = NOBODY
Michael Sean Green = WIMPY
Michael Sean Green = NARCISSIST
Michael Sean Green = INSECURE
Michael Sean Green = EMBELLISHER
Michael Sean Green = PREENING DICKHOLE
Michael Sean Green = DOES DEEP KNEE BENDS OVER FIRE HYDRANTS

Ex-PH2

H really has a great dentist, doesn’t he?

A Proud Infidel®™️

He grins like an Opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush!

Green Thumb

Micheal “Not so Mean and No so Lean” Stanky ass Turd Green.

Robert F C

POS

Martinjmpr

I guess he’s lucky he failed EOD school in the phase before “failure” meant you go home in a zip-loc bag.

A very crafty kind of poser – probably picked up enough of the lingo in EOD and dive school to pass as the real deal to a casual observer.

Berliner

He’s a EOD/diver alright. He dives to his knees everytime a customer walks in the door at Brucies Bath House, entrance in the rear. Then he contains their “explosion” when they’re ready to blow.

His motto is “Satisfaction Guaranteed or I dive into your skivvies again!”

thebesig

Michael Sean Green, phony US. Navy diver, phony EOD, phony PO2/E-5, who did not receive either the Combat Action Ribbon or the Bronze Star, was released from the Navy as an airman.

Daisy Cutter

We may have to get a ruling on this, but I think he can call himself a Navy diver.

The rest of the claims are bogus.

thebesig

From the above:

Originally posted by Dave Hardin:

DISCUSSION and SUMMARY

Green’s official military records from the Department of the Navy (DoN) do not support several of his claims.

Rank

Green’s records show that he was discharged as E-3 as an AOAN — Aviation Ordnance Airman. The records do not support his claim of being an E-5 — Petty Officer Second Class.

Navy Diver

Green completed the first phase of the Navy Diving School. He appears to have not completed the second phase.

Additionally, his DD-214 doesn’t list a diver insignia/pin. My Navy DD-214s listed my surface and air warfare pins, and later also my surface warfare supply corps officer pin.

Daisy Cutter

You make some good points. He also does not have the (DV) designation after his rank. Perhaps they must be rated as a PO first, this is where it gets foggy for me.

What I don’t know is do you have to complete both phases to be labeled a Navy Diver?

Or is phase two just more challenges to get extra capabilities/qualifications?

A good example is someone can pass and complete BUD/S training, but they are not a SEAL. They have to do other quals and function on one of the Teams.

NECCSeabeCPO

The school has changed some, as they have rates today, DV and EOD. EOD I believe back then only had to complete Phase one, before they moved onto EOD Basic at England, it’s a pipe line, back then like today. You fail one phase of pipe line you can not move on to the next class or phase in the pipeline. The second phase is Dive salvage phase, don’t think EOD was required to do that phase back then. How ever don’t think they earn the dive bubble like UCT and navy deep sea divers do. The same if a guy goes through BUD/S and makes through dive phase, but does not pass follow on phases, they can not wear the Dive Bubble,because NEC is not same.

Dave Hardin

Thank you for that post. Well defined explanation.

thebesig

Originally posted by NECCSeabeCPO:

How ever don’t think they earn the dive bubble like UCT and navy deep sea divers do.

They get the Scuba Diver Badge. SEALS, EOD, and Navy Divers get this badge for completing the basic diver course. Enlisted get an NEC specific for diving. Considering that those who had bling above the ribbons were a minority, and the degree of difficulty involved with the course, this is something that he would’ve made sure was included… Just as he made sure that all of his awards were included.

It’s competitive to get in and has a high drop out rate.

http://www.uniforms-4u.com/p-scuba-diver-badge-5532.aspx

Ex-PH2

So, what you guys are saying is that this guy is someone you do NOT want as a diver/PADI instructor, right?

Just askin’ for my cat. She wants swimming lessons so that she can have lake fish for supper.

Daisy Cutter

HMC(FMF)Ret_87-10

“What we have here is a failure to assimilate…” 4 years of wasted taxpayer money and he didn’t even make AO3.

Per 3rd party FOIA response, he completed initial open & closed circuit dive training. Awarded NEC 5330 – Diver Apprentice. He then dropped or got flushed from EOD Ph. II around 3 months.

Awards Pictured: DD-214:
Bronze Star w/V x2 – 0 –
Navy Achievement x3 – 0 –
CAR on vest(s) – 0 –
Navy Battle “E” – 0 –
Armed Forces Exped x3 – 1 –
SW Asia Service w/3 stars – Eligible for 1 cmpg.
star/ OP Southern Watch
Armed Forces Svc x2 – 1 –
KLM (SA) – 0 –
KLM (K) – 0 –
Rifle MM (Expert) – Marksman –
Pistol MM (Expert) – 0 –
EOD Basic – 0 –
Naval PJ – 0 –
PO2/ E5 – AOAN/ E3 –

M.S. Green – You can take your DD-214 and use it as ass wipe now because you have covered what should be admirable service in a layer of vile human excrement.

Mustang Major

The fact that Michael Sean Green’s American Legion associates turned him in as a fraud speaks volumes about how those around him felt about him.

The only person Michael Sean Green deceived was himself in thinking he was deceiving others.

Interesting to see that Michael Sean Green can’t be trusted around other’s money.

A Proud Infidel®™

Michael Sean Green is definitely APL material.
Michael Sean Green likely couldn’t even make it as a Towel Fluffer at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
Michael Sean Green WAS NEVER an EOD Man according to records found.
Michael Sean Green is rumored to hang out in the alley behind The Blue Oyster.
Michael Sean Green is a true Phildo of a person.
Michael Sean Green lied like a cheap throw rug.
Michael Sean Green was discharged from the US Navy as an E3 according to records found.
Michael Sean Green was never a US Navy Diver according to records found.
Michael Sean Green grins like an Opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush.
Michael Sean Green WAS NEVER awarded the Bronze Star according to records found.
Michael Sean Green IS NOT a DS/DS Veteran.
Michael Sean Green WAS NEVER awarded the CAR according to records found.
Michael Sean Green was reported by some of his AL Compadres.
Michael Sean Green is a 24K assfurter.
Michael Sean Green WAS NEVER awarded the Silver Star according to records found.
Michael Sean Green looks like he enjoys cruising highway rest areas in search of a hookup.
Michael Sean Green is a sphincter sniffer.
Michael Sean Green needs to get all of the internet fame his con games can fetch him as Michael Sean Green suddenly realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

Sarge

You came in weak and broken, please relocate and retransmit.

26Limabeans

I RELAY:

Michael Sean Green is definitely APL material.
Michael Sean Green likely couldn’t even make it as a Towel Fluffer at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
Michael Sean Green WAS NEVER an EOD Man according to records found.
Michael Sean Green is rumored to hang out in the alley behind The Blue Oyster.
Michael Sean Green is a true Phildo of a person.
Michael Sean Green lied like a cheap throw rug.
Michael Sean Green was discharged from the US Navy as an E3 according to records found.
Michael Sean Green was never a US Navy Diver according to records found.
Michael Sean Green grins like an Opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush.
Michael Sean Green WAS NEVER awarded the Bronze Star according to records found.
Michael Sean Green IS NOT a DS/DS Veteran.
Michael Sean Green WAS NEVER awarded the CAR according to records found.
Michael Sean Green was reported by some of his AL Compadres.
Michael Sean Green is a 24K assfurter.
Michael Sean Green WAS NEVER awarded the Silver Star according to records found.
Michael Sean Green looks like he enjoys cruising highway rest areas in search of a hookup.
Michael Sean Green is a sphincter sniffer.
Michael Sean Green needs to get all of the internet fame his con games can fetch him as Michael Sean Green suddenly realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

26L OUT

AW1Ed

Dear FNGs,
I case you’re wondering what happened to your last names, please go to the Valor Vultures tab and poke around until you find my PSA. You will find the explanation there.
R/
AW1

Cameron K.

I have started refraining from using my last name as well Ed. Because you just never know.

AW1Ed

I noticed. Play it safe here.

Stink Pickle

“One of the biggest challenges facing our city is the lack of trust our citizens have in its civic leaders. I believe that with my background of integrity, honor and being a man of my word, I can restore faith back into the community. A faith so that everyone believes that equality, fairness and an unbiased government is what is in place in our city.” This is a quote from him when he ran for City Council in Dearborn MI in 2017…

marinedad61

Stink Pickle…
Does he have any quotes injecting God or Jesus into his shtick?

EOD Rick

It looks like he awarded himself the senior EOD badge in 1 of the pics. What a peice of shit.

HMC(FMF)Ret_87-10

Attention All Hands:

I just sent an email to a shit-ton of Dearborn/ Detroit newspapers and television stations about this fuck whistle.

Here’s hoping somebody actually puts this douche’s lies out to the public…I’m not expecting much from the media but who knows.