Michael Sean Green – U.S. Navy Diver, EOD, PO2 (E-5), Combat Action Ribbon, Bronze Star, Blog of Shame |

| March 10, 2020

It always seems to disgust me more than usual when a veteran who had every right to be proud of what they actually did do attempts to embellish their service beyond recognition.  Judging from the number of people who have contacted us about Michael Sean Green, lots of folks seem to be under the impression that he has done things that just ain’t so.

Accusations from a myriad of sources abound concerning Mr. Green.  I am glad we have this opportunity to help him set the record straight.

In this day and age, we would hope that all Veteran Service Organizations would require military verification of its members.  Particularly  shameful is the fact that so many do not DEMAND members verify their service before holding an office within the organization.   Almost every instance of this kind of embellishment could have been avoided had the officers of an organization done their due diligence.  It is not difficult to verify military service, but nearly impossible to make it a requirement in the Bylaws of so many organizations.

Why is that so?  It makes me wonder who else is hiding behind a smokescreen of fake claims.

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Michael Sean Green comes to us from Dearborn, Michigan. He has also lived in Texas, Florida, North Carolina, South Carolina, Ohio and New Mexico. Green is 50 years old at the time of this writing – March 2020.

Sean Green – Facebook

On Green’s Facebook page, he makes the claim he was a Navy diver.

Sean Green – Facebook

With the wearing of military bling on his civilian attire, Green appears to claim that he was awarded the Bronze Star Medal, Jump Wings from being parachute qualified, Petty Officer 2nd Class rank, Desert Storm veteran, and awarded the Combat Action Ribbon (CAR).

The below photos were supplied to us with the claim that they were posted by his SO and are of Sean Green, his motorcycle, and his jacket.

In the following photo he has the EOD badge, jump wings and Combat Action Ribbon…

Also , with another screen clip supplied to MP, it supposedly represents a small background about Green supplied in the local newspaper.

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Several people that had dealings with Sean Green submitted affidavits. In the first affidavit it states that the jacket on the motorcycle pictured above is Green’s.

Affidavit One

In the second affidavit it states that Green made a claim of a Silver Star. We have no photo of Green wearing a Silver Star.

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Some people were skeptical and asked Military Phony to look into these claims.

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There was a claim of a Silver Star in one of the affidavits listed above.

We could find no record of a Silver Star listed for Michael Sean Green at the following databases:

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Michael Sean Green’s military records were ordered through a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request.

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DoN FOIA Results – Michael Sean Green – DD-214
DoN FOIA Results – Michael Sean Green – Assignments 1992-1993
DoN FOIA Results – Michael Sean Green – Assignments 1994-1996
DoN FOIA Results – Michael Sean Green – Discharge from US Naval Reserve

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DEPARTMENT OF THE NAVY (DoN) [supplied to MP by third party]

NOTE: The following FOIA result from the Department of the Navy was supplied to us by a third party. Several of the files were similar to the FOIA result that Military Phony was supplied above. There are additional records in this one but since there is not a direct and clean chain of custody, we cannot speak to its authenticity. Click to open the PDF.

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DoD Manpower Data Center (SCRA) – Michael Sean Green

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Green’s official military records from the Department of the Navy (DoN) do not support several of his claims.


Green’s records show that he was discharged as E-3 as an AOAN – Aviation Ordnance Airman. The records do not support his claim of being an E-5 – Petty Officer Second Class.

Navy Diver

Green completed the first phase of the Navy Diving School. He appears to have not completed the second phase.

EOD, Jump Wings or Desert Storm

His records indicate that he was dropped for the second phase of training for Explosive Ordnance Disposal.

There is no school or badge listed for parachutist (Jump Wings).

Green joined the U.S. Navy in 1992, which was after ODS/S. Although he has an NDSM for the ODS/S period of service covered by the medal, his records indicate no participation in ODS/S.

Combat Action Ribbon (CAR) and Bronze Star Medal (BSM)

Green’s records show no listing of a Combat Action Ribbon (CAR) or Bronze Star Medal. A Purple Heart is the medal awarded for being wounded in combat.

The Combat Action Ribbon is covered by the Stolen Valor Act of 2013.

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If the claims by Sean Green were used to leverage work, military or civilian promotions, or anything else of value, he may be in violation of Stolen Valor laws.

State laws may also apply in regard to Stolen Valor.

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According to his records, he was dropped from his EOD training and did not complete it.  The two “XX” in the “DROPPED FOR” clearly shows that he is not qualified to play with things that go boom.

He served during a time when most would not and he accomplished more than many who served alongside him did.  There was is no reason I can think of for him to embellish his service, he should have been proud of what he actually did do.  He should stop running around with rank he did not earn, medals he was never awarded or claiming skills he does not possess.

Source: Michael Sean Green – U.S. Navy Diver, EOD, PO2 (E-5), Combat Action Ribbon, Bronze Star, Blog of Shame

Category: Navy Poser, None, Valor Vultures

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  1. IS1 (SW) says:

    What a corn-filled, mammoth turd.

    This pisses me off. But on the bright side, posers like this are so easy to spot.

    Folks that served honorably, apart from the relatively few loudmouthed harasses, about 95% of the time don’t go flashing their service around.

    But if you do, you better fucking be able to back it up 100%.

    This guy is a piece of lint on stinky goat nuts.

    • ChipNASA says:

      OK now IS1 (/b> you can now claim that your eloquence has been added to the The Hemisphere of Insults®™

      “This guy is a piece of lint on stinky goat nuts.”

      Congratulations. 😀 😀 😀

  2. Ret_25X says:


    he beat the Gunga Dan Line…so he has that going for him….


  3. Combat Historian says:

    So based on the precedent set by Michael Sean Green, since I enlisted under the DEP in late 1978 and entered OSUT in 1979, therefore I can claim that I am a “Vietnam Veteran” and “served in the Vietnam Conflict”…

    Hey Mikey, I don’t think it works that way…

    • Combat Historian says:

      Oh, and as for the phony SS, BSM, CAR, PH, jump wings, and other fake bling.

      Hey, Mikey, GFY!!!

    • marinedad61 says:

      The trouble with this turd bucket, is that he actually has the
      Southwest Asia Service Medal
      for associated regional sea duty (before 1995),
      but turns himself into Sand Rambo.

      I must admit, I like motorcycles (but not Harleys),
      I like travel, I put on the specialty license plates,
      and I certainly wear the black and yellow cap.

      However, this appears to be another case of
      “vest” virtue signaling,
      not only for an individual in an organization,
      but the whole post (or chapter),
      and that virtue is PHONY BULLSHIT (a non-virtue).

      Show me a(ny) pack of blinged up black leather vests,
      and I’ll show you a circlejerk circus of clowns.
      And no, the Harleys don’t help with the badass factor.

      Shame on any veterans service organization
      (VFW, Legion, DAV, etc.)
      that hands the office keys to a jerkoff.

    • Claw says:

      CH, one small correction. The precedent of receiving a DEP period NDSM and calling yourself a Viet Nam Veteran was set in stone by the 1st SEAC over five years ago on the Michael “Killer/Power of God” Killam thread./smile

      • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

        BTW – how are those two asswipes doing?

        • Claw says:

          Dunno, the 1st SEAC was DFR’d on 16 Feb 16 and there’s only been the Cricket Serenade since then.

          I do know that the Killer isn’t working at the Tarrant County Vets Office any longer, but with him maintaining seven different Fake Book pages, it’s hard to tell just what he’s doing these days, other than being a leech on society.

      • Claw says:

        Correction to my correction:

        Strike “over five years ago”/ insert “four years ago”

        Mea Culpa

  4. Jay says:

    Insert: E-1

    Extract: E-3

    The brotherhood of the NDSM IS NOT AMUSED!

    That is some LOW SPEED/HIGH DRAG SHIT!!!

    • Comm Center Rat says:

      Any veteran who can’t walk proudly through life with the NDSM and a Good Cookie is not worth knowing.

      • cc senor says:

        I once met a master sergeant with the West Point band in ’78 and that’s exactly what he had. No shame, a lot depends on the assignments you have.

      • Jay says:

        That was my old man as a Drill Instructor as Parris Island, Circa 79-81. He never wore his Vietnam Campaign ribbons. Every pic I have of him from back then show him as a dual cool with good cookie/firewatch.

    • 26Limabeans says:

      Ever see someone displaying nothing but
      the coveted NDSM? Me either but if I did I
      would shake his hand and thank him.

      • cc senor says:

        I have and I did. With three tours in RVN I already knew how some of us volunteer while others are limited by MOS or duty assignments.

      • Ex-PH2 says:

        Dammit, if I hadn’t gone back to college between #1 and #2, I’d have a Good Cookie to go with my Gedunk Medal!

        It’s all I’ve got, unless you count the Space Shuttle Door Gunner Badge.

        J coulda been a contender….

      • Mayhem says:

        That’s why I don’t wear my “Meritorious” Mealcard award out in public. It was initially a Drivers Badge with V-device but got downgraded

  5. Ret_25X says:

    I notice he has an AFEM…I am wondering if that is from the George Washington cruise ISO ops in Bosnia in early 1996 (Decisive Endeavor)?

    Any of you salts have any insights to that?

    • marinedad61 says:

      He ALSO has the Southwest Asia Service Medal,
      which was not only for the Gulf War,
      but (also) given for associated ops and sea duty
      through 1995.

      Looks like he got tired of being asked if he’s a Gulf Vet,
      and turned himself into Sand Rambo.

      • Daisy Cutter says:

        “Looks like he got tired of being asked if he’s a Gulf Vet, and turned himself into Sand Rambo.”

        I think this is spot on.

      • Ret_25X says:

        the thing about deployments is that you are sent where you are sent and do what you are ordered to do. People that repair aircraft are as important to war fighting as people who ride Bradley Fighting Vehicles. It’s just that 11Ms are better looking…LOL.

        I don’t understand the inflation thing. Being an infantryman in combat was a thing for me, but I was probably far more impactful as a Signaleer and certainly worked far harder during deployments.

        Same goes for all the supporters. No one can be successful without beans, bullets, billets, and maintenance.

        Also, in my experience, you go where your unit goes, not where you want to go. This is my fundamental issue with most war movies because they feature a main character who does not follow TTPs, doesn’t act as a member of their unit but as a free agent, and is working a personal agenda rather than the mission.

        But what do I know?

      • Ricky L says:

        He had the SW Asia Service Medal on his ribbon rack with three OLC’s. The three OLC’s are for Desert Shield, Desert Storm, and Desert Calm, which then became know as the Cease-Fire Campaign. He was only entitled to one service star max. Also, the Kuwait Liberation from Saudi Arabia was only given to personnel that were there during Desert Storm only. He does not show the KLM from Kuwait, more proof he wasn’t entitle to the stars on the SWASM. His ribbon rack was not proper to begin with. Too many errors.

    • J M says:

      I was in Bosnia 96,97/98..that guy is bullshit. I was at Camp Bedrock rounding around the country out of EODMU Eight…not this douche..

  6. Roh-Dog says:


  7. OWB says:

    No shame in admitting to being immature and not having been assigned anywhere that would have earned accolades. Nothing at all. Most of us were pretty young when we enlisted. Duh. Thirty years later most of us had grown up and didn’t need to lie about what we did back in the day.

    What a lame brain.

    • marinedad61 says:

      Except, this jerkoff has 2 (TWO) VFW eligible campaign medals.
      Like the West Virginny Phony SEAL Cook (Emmart),
      that wasn’t enough
      for bullshit badass black leather vest Sand Rambo.

      I admit, I cannot give any black leather vest group (gang)
      a straight faced look anymore.

      • OWB says:

        OK. I see the SW Asia Service Medal, which certainly would make him VFW qualified. Sure doesn’t excuse his lying about the rest of it.

        Is he a VFW member? Mention is made above of him riding with all the phony bling with the AL Riders. Am fairly certain they don’t encourage phonies either. The VFW absolutely discourages phonies, but there are too many (one is too many) posts which don’t make it a priority to weed them out. If a member lied about qualifying foreign service (they sign a membership application which acknowledges this) in the VFW, they definitely can be put out of the organization. Based upon the DD-214 above, he does qualify, so other means could be used to sever his relationship with the VFW, if he’s even a member.

        • marinedad61 says:

          Unknown if he’s a VFW member.
          He could be, because he is eligible.
          However, VFW has the means to remove eligible members
          for “conduct unbecoming” and other bad behaviors.
          This would fit.
          The Legion should have similar removal methods in place.

          • OWB says:

            Can only speak for my Post, but we would remove him in a heartbeat. And I know of many others that would as well. It is my opinion, after observing them for quite few years now, that the Posts that have the most difficulty are those with canteens. They seem to drag down what would otherwise be fine Posts. Too bad, especially since most Posts do not have them.

  8. Skippy says:


    the dog’s identity has been faded to protect its identity
    I’m loving this

    Another honorable service down the crapper

    Enjoy your google fame idiot

    • marinedad61 says:

      Thanks to your comment,
      I gave the top photo a 2nd look.
      I just spit up my coffee.
      (Still laughing)

  9. STGCS Ret says:

    The American Legion “Riders” seem to be pretty lenient on who they let participate. I went to a funeral for my wife’s grandfather who had served as a cook supposedly but even the VA had a hard time verifying that but what got me was one of his son’s was wearing the American Legion Vest with the American Legion Riders patch on the back. I approached the known felon and asked him what right he had wearing that vest and I got the old in my dads honor and I told him right there he had no right representing himself as a veteran. I was quickly separated from said situation but still pissed I called the America Legion Post President or Leader and let him know I was an active duty sailor who did not appreciate this felon wearing a vest that represented veterans. I got no where I think the Legion was just happy with the amount of money he spent at the canteen. I wanted them to seize the vest and bar him from the Legion but they did nothing but what can you expect from Caney Kansas.

    • HT3 '83-'87 says:

      It just seems to me that many of these organizations seem very tolerant as long as your dues check doesn’t bounce. Plus, if you’re willing to be in leadership role I think many vet groups give you the benefit of the doubt.

      The other more cynical reason is that asshattery, embellishment, and all-out fakery runs rampant at some of these individual chapters/posts. Like many readers, I’ve heard some real whoppers from guys claiming this and that award/medal. It almost contest to see who’s B.S. is more unbelievable.

  10. Anonymous says:

    He should’ve stuck with getting a license plate with an NDSM or SWA Service Medal on it in Texas.

  11. 5th/77th FA says:

    Sorry I’m late to your coming out party Michael Sean Green, you embellishing POS. I had some other very pressing business FIRST thing this morning to take care of before TAH opened for business. Speaking of opening up, are you all ready for the spreading Google Fame that you were promised on evening last over to the MP Site? I had noticed that your fakebook account went poof very quickly after the outing on MP. The initial e mail from MP hit my box at 2012 hrs, fb was up, made a comment on MP by 2040 hrs, went back to fb at 2045 hrs and it was gone. Wondering of marinedad61 had something to do with that, he being one of the usual suspects in fb posting. Good job.

    All of that being said Michael Sean Green, you embellishing, lying, POS, let’s help fix your claim of your records. You have “jumped” into a “bronze” pile of sh^t and are “divinbg” deep. Make yourself a good seal on the clean end of the turd like the star you are. You’ll see some action as you combat your way to the head of the line at the BTJ&T Deli when they lock your lying ass up for Stolen Valor. Speaking of Ass, there is an Ass out in Elko Nevada that lubs them some embellishing POSes in black vests. Phuque you, you POS!

    Anybody available to go save that innocent puppy dog? Anybody notice the Infidel name tag on his vest? Anybody want to SECOND and AYE my motion for the deployment of a Battery Fire on Insults on the Embellishing, lying POS Michael Sean Green?

    • The Stranger says:


    • Ex-PH2 says:

      Just don’t hurt the dog, 5th/77th!

    • ChipNASA says:

      Well now, it looks like we have the proper votes for the HoI to be considered…

      At this time I don’t see or believe there to be any significant outside interest or influence that would preclude a deployment of the HoI and such, therefore,

      We have good lock, we have target sighted and orders to fire….3…2…1…

      Well Michael,
      You wanted attention and recognition, here it is my man, everything you wanted and more. I certainly hope you enjoy what you have brought with your fake bullshit…

      The Hemisphere of Insults®™
      (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)
      FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
      DANGER CLOSE!!!!
      MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
      TAKE COVER!!!!!
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Not the cool, highly trained bad ass EOD guys, the recipient, He’s more fucked up than a spotted Zebra, shirt-lifter, This guy stepped on his dick so hard it made mine hurt, when your Mom was pregnant with you, the dry cleaner used to charge her double for extra coat hangers. She had bad aim, If this wasn’t so sad, it would be as funny as watching a monkey try to fuck a football, I’m surprised he didn’t award himself a Purple Heart for stepping on his dick., Anus tonguing shit slurping fuckwitted hemorrhoid munching dick lips wanktoaster, pud-knuckling pus-nuts, farting dive bubble cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping dickchops, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, short strand DNA ‘tard, a bathroom selfie loser, fake “death stare” makes you look like a semen sucking cum vampire on his way to a flying J truck stop hobo ball sac buffet, Cuntosaurus Rex, Bulbous Bleeding Batrachivorous Butthole Burrito, enjoys being attacked by and being sunk by meat torpedoes, Pudwhack, pillock, Saltimbanco, zounderkite, Minger, Felonious Ass Pirate, get bent like a fucking pretzel, I mean, what in the roll tide, only has sex with family after Nascar, butt chugging box wine, mushy meth mouth, mountain dew snorting, corn dog anal injecting, only listens to Lynyrd Skynyrd when making cornbread, fuck, is going on, Fucking less worthwhile, hairier, dirtier and uglier than Hillary Clinton’s taint, if this guy even *had* a woman, or any balls, he’d keep them in her purse anyway, failed fido fluffer in doggo pron, even using an entire jar of top quality, organic, gourmet, peanut butterIf you started fucking off today and kept fucking off until the sun burns out you still wouldn’t fuck off far enough to fuck off, Fuck you Fucksicle, You’re so fucked up that his imaginary friend took a Restraining Order out against him, This pissant is such a genius of monumental proportions he can skullfuck his own asshole, You man meat munching, spunk bubble blowing butt sponge, You are a disease, worse than a crotch tick, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper, Boy, you couldn’t lead a fresh turd down the bowl, Thinks that he is in the “dark” secret ops, not realizing that he has his head up his ass, You were born stupid and had a prolapse, In need of an appointment with a brass-knuckles Amateur Dentist, exposure to diseased posers is also known as “the Result of Cyclospora” with * “Symptoms of cyclospora include diarrhea and frequent, sometimes explosive bowel movements, according to the CDC.” I say, I say, That boy’s about as sharp as a sack o’ wet mice, Dear fucking 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus on a cement tricycle, banjo eyed, insignificant and inconsequentially ignorant imbecilic idiot, single strand DNA refugee from a blow job, not worthy to lick taint lint off my cats backside, Unable to prevail against his one brained celled activity taking him over, so he types, talks, acts as if a retarded ghost possessed him. dickwad that can’t make a good seal on Tupperware, Buttcrackiula, tit, Oh, fuck you sideways with a roll of horse liniment coated concertina wire…you sorry, miserable, posing, shit eating goat fucker, You look like the product of an orgy at a family reunion, got-damn cum drop, You’re funnier than a sock full of frogs and tougher than a jar of marshmallow crème, Sharmouta, hey douche bag, I bet your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, as worthless as a Toyota airbag, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, meat-gazing walrus fart hamster queef that should have stayed a tittyfuck cumstain in the back seat of an AMC Pacer, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, I heard you volunteered to go to the Middle East to take on terrorists…dressed as a goat, I believe you to be one of the few, proud pieces of shit that flies won’t fuck on, You’re not the dumbest person on the planet, but you sure better hope he doesn’t die, needle dick bug fucker, wad of fungus on a pile of roach turd, Drongo, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, pigshit fungus, grubby little dick-beater, You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john, Connoisseur ,worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, jejeongsin-iya?, whore-hopping fecal wart, Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud, stench-ridden, Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled, shiftless, monkey-buggerer, petrified shit biscuit, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, ignoble itching buttcrack, You’re the reason God created Irritable Bowel Syndrome, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, lickspittle, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, Asshole casserole, Vafanculo, Nut hugger, People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore, salad tosser, gonorrheatic urethral cliff diver, smeerlap, fud, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!,

      • ChipNASA says:

        You look like something I’d draw with my left hand, Sphincter reaper, Blower and boffer of balls, Devil of cock gobbling, Bacha bāzī “boy”, Dildohead. If this goose shit gobbling mongoloid were an MRE, he would be Spaghetti and Dick, is a sack sucking semen slurper, nut nibbling nincompoop, and jizz juicing jackoff. This guy, I mean, this fucking guy right here, is the poster boy for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome as a fucking cross eyed, cock gobbling, 55 gallon drum of cock snot, dumpster fire, nsumbyeotchkizzmyazzwingwipineffoffanbeholdemyfieldofphuquesyouphuquingphuquer, Mayor Grundle Butter of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, Holy cupcake munching monkeys, clitwart, cuntscab, his breath smells like he ate a dead man’s underwear, Fuck you, you nutless chickenfuck cocksucking rat-bastard piece of roach shit! Eat a whole fucking ConEx full of dicks!, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, malodorous odiferous felonious fido fucker, snowball, Coprophagous fop, Gonorrhea breath, swizzle tits, giggling beerflecked canker blossom, how did you survive infancy, rectal rapee, Dude looks like he smells like hot dog water, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter, maybe this hero could strap a suicide vest to himself, go out in the open desert and make people confetti out of himself, Wait, of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON??, He’s so much of a dickhead he takes Viagra thru a nasal spray, and he’s still limp, How I the fuck do assholes like this sleep at night? With one hand on their tiny dick and the other thumb in their ass, Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, A butter knife amongst razor blades, Rusty Trombone Virtuoso, he is the kinda guy who likes meeting up with two strange men so they can sword fight in his mouth, he’s the kind of guy you’d find hanging out around highway rest areas because he’s frequenting the public bathrooms trying to gargle marbles for change, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, fucknuckles, is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket, Menstrual quimsquirt, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, Knobgobble, prancing pony penis puffer, Likes to turn his mouth into a day care center with guys baby gravy behind the local truck stop, I hope his rectum is popped so hard, he will achieve liftoff on Mr. Tiny’s launch pad, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, as popular as an SBD fart in church on a packed house Sunday, you should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, putrid barrel of fermenting manatee prostatic fluid, prodigious jenkem huffer, You’re a dirty coffee mug on a Monday morning filled to the brim with steaming frothy panther piss, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, Wooden dildo, assplow, Piss Whistle, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, lintlicker, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Stronzo, Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant, Road apple, Mule muffins, Buffalo bagels, Beaver biscuits, pony pucks & Pigeon pellets (Shout out to M*A*S*H Col. Potter) (Not Colonel Potter but if he’d have thought about it, he’d have said it. ) one giant pile of Moose marbles, Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, manpleaser,
        this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, People like this make me wanna hatefuck a dumpster, on fire and then give sloppy seconds to a menstruating porcupine, Shit-Slot Cosmonaut, Proper Daft Cunt, you thought you had a hair on your dick until it peed, zombies would take one look at you and walk the other direction, Do you know who has more friends and is more popular than you? The Shit Pool at Kandahar Airfield Afghanistan, he has less brains than a bony eared assfish if he thought he would continue to get away with his bullshit, Fair suck of the sav, This motherfucking guy makes my ass itch, is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, spaghetti straw-sized personal organ, real boy babies have bigger nuts, putting the squeeze on this nugatory nut nibbler is not worth the juice, there are ants that are smarter than this dorkwad from the bottom of Poontang Pond, he is just a rock with lips rocking the dick head look, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, is a lying sack of wet doughnut batter, He looks like the kind of guy that really needs to take a bath…with a toaster. baby cave, analconda, Grade A chode yodeler, tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, leg humper, You look like you were conceived through anal, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser, when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze Ball Cheese, you were born after your Dad cream-pied her asshole then finger fucked her vagina, your “heroic “ career is less believable than UFOs, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, you are the poster child for ED, when I want to terrorize my children, I tell YOU are under their bed, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid, Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid, you emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus,

        • ChipNASA says:

          Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Deputy executive assistant jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, he claims to have PTSD and he really does have PTSD, PTSD” when it stands for “pretty talented suckign dicks, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, nasty enough to pass gas during a colonscopy, thinks a GI lavage is a mixed drink at a party, if I had the taste of you in my mouth, I’d lick the taint of a dead rotting water buffalo in the Vietnamese jungle just to get the taste out, just to fix your shit, you could make a Jew deny the Holocaust, consuming connoisseur of the chocolate starfish, Cocksucking Catfish, anal & vaginal prolapse, giant anal Q-Tip, this freak fancies himself performing fellatio on a variety of pinnapeds, He went all vaginal. You *never* go all vaginal, fucked himself faster than a horny chihuahua by lying about his Military Service, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, Forrest Gump points and laughs at you, you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, looks like the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby,Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P), OK let’s look at this dick drip, shall we, Mikey *WAS* an E-3 as an AOAN – Aviation Ordnance Airman, he was NOT an E-5 – Petty Officer Second Class, he completed the first phase of the Navy Diving School. He appears to have not completed the second phase, so therefore, he is *NOT* a Navy Diver, he was dropped for the second phase of training for Explosive Ordnance Disposal (EOD), so he is/was never qualified as EOD, ne does not qualify or any type of a school or badge listed for parachutist (Jump Wings),
          He claims to be a veteran of Desert Shield/Desert Storm but Green joined the U.S. Navy in 1992, which was after ODS/S. Although he has an NDSM for the ODS/S period of service covered by the medal, his records indicate no participation in ODS/S, Michael Sean Green *CLAIMS by wearing or representing himself with the Combat Action Ribbon (CAR) and Bronze Star Medal (BSM) and A Purple Heart, and he has NOT earned any of these and therefore, if the claims by Michael Sean Green were used to leverage work, military or civilian promotions, or anything else of value, he may be in violation of Federal Stolen Valor laws, State laws may also apply in regard to Stolen Valor, you are worse than the Devil’s Hemorrhoids, TOTALLY a retarded, soul patch ball dusting, burn pit of worthlessness, you know the old saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?” You would be the exception, he can go fuck a hill of dildos, you’re so fugly, you could make the Sun go down and not want to come up again, you make people that know you, want ass cancer, you make Hillary Clinton’s vagina look attractive, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C, This guy is a piece of lint on stinky goat nuts, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, This guy has spunk. And by spunk, I mean he likes to ingest copious, and I mean immense, monumental and breathtaking, amounts of Baby Batter, Ball Barf, Trouser Gravy, Man Chowder, High Fructose Porn Syrup, Daddy Sauce, Choad Nectar, Throat Yogurt, Penis Colada, Nut Butter, and Weiner Sauce, remember that story in the news a while back about a guy that was arrested for fucking his girlfriend’s dog that had been dead for a few days, in front of a daycare center? Yeah, you’re worse than that guy, you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless, you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make your own Mother cry on Mother’s Day, you’re the reason proctologists are a thing, seeing you frolicking around in all your finery makes me understand why Abba wrote the song Dancing Queen, I’d rather watch AFRTS than see this guy’s shit on the Internet, if you were a planet, you’d be Uranus, YOU are the reason monkeys throw poop, you stupid toilet mint licker, Hitler wishes he had you as a mentor because now he feels like a failure, you weak-kneed no-load pus-nuts pisspants needle-dicked cockroach-fucking slug-licking bucket of lying cockroach shit!, Ball Basting Boy Wondor, What an oily little meatgazer, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Impacted breaching turtle head, Rumpleforeskin, parasite on society, What in the bipolar fuck, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tapping glory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, pisses off more people than the clackers on an abacus, prepare your anus, karma is going in dry, You are a moron. A window pane licking, urinal cake eating, lying moron, YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, I heard you were created via frozen embryo, you must have thawed, obstreperous shit-whistle,

          • ChipNASA says:

            what’s gross, a truckload of dead babies, what’s grosser than gross, a truckload of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat its way out, what is more disgusting than that? You, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, needle dick buttfucker, Putz, rectal inspector, this swollen, sweltering manhole should be infected with herpegonasyphilaids, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Richard Gere’s Ass Gerbil Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, you lying sack of mosquito, Siberian bag of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, You couldn’t make a point if someone gave you a pencil sharpener, should be pounded in the poop hole with a turret of a M1 Abrams, and then fired a WP round therein, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt, And a new addition thanks to Sarge I hereby introduce you to the ALPHABET ASSAULT:
            Annoying asinine Ampharos asshole assistant to APL; bulimic ballsack biting butt buddy at Brucie’s Bathhouse (entrance in the rear); chronic cocksucking clymidiacic chickenfucking cretin; dumbass dumbshit dickguzzling dimwitted douchebag, erratic earwax eating enema expert; fowl felching monkeyfucking ferret fluffing Uncle Fester look-alike; gregarious gangrene carrying Grinch; hypocrtical hippo humping hackeysack full of horse shit; idiotic inbred imbecile with a low IQ and impotence issues; jumping jackass with jockey shorts full of jellyfish jism; kooky kommunistic klown kitty fucking knave; lying loathsome limpdick lillylivered lazyass llama blowing loser; manmeat mooching meatslapping moosecock muncher; no good ninja nippled needlenutted nobody; obsolete overfucked octopus orgy observer; penis pumping pee filled poster child for proper prophelactic usage; queasy queef quaffing quantum horsesqueeze; ratt fucking rump ranger who plays the rusty trombone; Shit surping semen burping dick sucking sorry sonavabitch with syphilis; taint ticking test subject for tits on men at Tiny’s Truck Stop; unclefucking ugly ass unborn umbilical discharge; valor Vulture and volunteer for vile vaginal discharge vacuum duty, wanks to blue waffle porn while waiting for winos to blow at the aforemention truck stop; useful as an upset ugly unicorn uterus; yodleing yellowbellied yak yanker; zipper gazing zealot with zits on his zero inch dick. Fuck off, eat shit, die in a fire.
            If any of this offends you, I’m sorry. If something here *doesn’t* offend you, I’m not trying hard enough!
            We now include the NEW & IMPROVED
            /FREE with every deployment of an equal or greater value
            The Hemisphere of Insults®™

            FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!
            Can I get an AMEN?! (Or your choice of exclamation/interjection.)
            Here endeth the lesson.

            Oh and one time Blake Morgan said: “ I swear I was hearing “O Beautiful for spacious skies… For amber waves of grain” playing as I was reading this…. “

            So without further ado, here is a link to the New York Orchestra performing America the Beautiful, at Carnegie Hall, for your listening pleasure, if you want a musical accompaniment to the The Hemisphere of Insults®™

              • 5th/77th FA says:

                AphuqueingMEN!!!!!!!! My Main Man! The Wingwipingest Wingwiper of all Wingwiping Airedale Pukes. Drinks on me, get ’em before the Engineers get here. I stand in Awe of the cumulative works of the miscreanted d’weeds and weedettes of TAH!

                Point of Order for your consideration; In reference to the dirtbag Daryl Cleve Edwards, there was a motion made on 5 March @ 0756hrs for a deployment. (Remember him, he made Dave’s ass itch); A commitment to deploy was made by ChipNASA @ 1102 hrs (TO ARMS TO ARMS), The SECOND was made by Tox @ 1442 hrs. SECOND was accepted by ChipNASA and awaiting the AYE @ 1458 hrs 5 Mar. The AYE vote was received @ 0344 hrs 6 Mar, made by HMCS (FMF).

                If the Fire Mission has not been placed on hold by higher, you should be cleared hot.

                • ChipNASA says:

                  I see that and I’m wondering if I should post it there or in the FAKE APOLOGY thread. Maybe I’ll transfer it over. I’ll think about in the morning. I have to bounce.
                  We’ll check it tomorrow.
                  I wish there was a way to poke a particular poster here so they get a ding ot something when someone posts about them in a post. Well, we can’t have *everything* can we?
                  Hollar at you tomorrow.

                • ChipNASA says:

                  OK So it seems that Daryl Cleve Edwards was requestrd for the HoI and was authorized. Question is which thread should we post it. Well I say both now because his excuse of an apology is shit so off I go to coordinate the HoI and Drop it early and long.

  12. Mick says:

    Leather vest covered in poser bling and a motorcycle.

    — sigh —

    Straight out of the TAH Poser 101 Handbook.

    I’d like to hear what Mikey thinks that he did when he went on his “NATO missions to Bosnia”.

    • Ricky L says:

      If he went on NATO missions to Bosnia, why did he not have a NATO ribbon? Makes you go hummmm…..

  13. Honor and Courage says:

    I believe the whole system is fucked up. I didn’t have my VFW card on me and was told I couldn’t buy a Coke at the FTCKY VFW, and yes I was carrying my Retired ID card.
    The real deal get fucked and the shitheads get ahead!! Membership is so low in most places they take anything they can!

    • Comm Center Rat says:

      In my neck of the woods, low membership and high property maintenance costs forced a VFW and AL post to co-locate into a single facility. The shared location is so small it doesn’t even have a bar so I expect a joint death is imminent.

    • O-4E says:

      That has nothing to do with the VFW and everything to do with their liquor license

      In Michigan you don’t have your membership card on you and you aren’t getting served at a Legion or VFW (or any other private club)

  14. Jay says:

    By this rationale, I should be considered a BONA FIDE AMERICAN HERO!!! I have both the SILVER STAR (on my good conduct) AND the Bronze Star (on my Naval Unit Commendation). Never let the fine print get in the way of fake heroism.

    All im missing now is a do-rag and vest. Anyone got a NSN/vendor on them?

    • 26Limabeans says:

      I have three Bronze Stars on my VSM so I’m
      way ahead of you.

    • Claw says:

      Jay, the best Do-Rags come from utilizing the 37x37x52 inch Muslin Bandage (NSN 6510-00-201-1755) as versus the standard OD Green 17×17 inch Handkerchief (NSN 8440-00-264-0558).

      As far as the vest, if they wore a 8415-01-394-0216, they would be instantly recognizable as a LSOS Poser./smile

      • Jay says:

        Dammit Claw,

        As a fellow Supply Guy, I KNEW I shouldn’t have googled that NSN….now you owe me a new keyboard AND monitor.

        • Claw says:

          Side Note: I’m sure that most people here on TAH already know that the Muslin Bandage carried by the Doc is mainly used for treating broken arms, but in Poser Greens case it can also be used as a sling for his sorry ass if/whenever a real deal EOD Tech ever gets ahold of it./smile

        • Claw says:

          Jay, here’s the real deal Vest (as defined by Noun Nomenclature):

          8415-00-078-4799 (Replaced by 8415-00-268-7774) Vest, Identifying

          Wasn’t able to find an image of it, so that’s why I went with the other NSN./smile

  15. AW1Ed says:

    Michael Sean Green had a decent Navy tour and could have been a home town hero with the ribbons he was awarded or earned. But no, he has to go full retard and take a dump on all that, while standing in the blood of better men.
    So GFY, Michael Sean Green, and welcome to your new Google fame. The Interwebs are forever.

  16. Mick says:

    “explosive ordinance technician”

  17. Am still waiting for my friends baseball cap to come in which I bought for him and had the NDSM and GCM ribbons embroided on it. He served on the USS Guardian AGR-1 from 1954-1958 operating on the east coast watching for Russian bombers flying into the US. I think the Dew Line was in use at the time. Last Friday, I went with one of my friends to her Church for a fish fry dinner and bumped into a few Vets, which one was a Marine who was involved in Op Power Pack but wasn’t on my ship, and a vet that was on the Ranger evacuating people from Saigon in 1975 and I was also talking to a Vet with an Army blue Cav hat who put in his twenty and said he served in Viet-Nam and started telling me of all these units he was attached to and I didn’t know if he was on the level, so I just shook his hand and we thanked each other for our service. The young lady sitting at the table collecting the money for the dinner had an Air Force cap on and what looked like an E-8 pin on it. She enlisted in 1975 and said she was in the Medical field. As I was leaving, I stopped at the table and flashed my dog tag and star of David to her and we talked a little and then we headed home and NO, a bolt of lightening didn’t strike me dead,LOL

  18. EODJay says:



  19. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Michael Sean Green:

    Dive School – Failed
    EOD School – Failed
    Junior Associate Apprentice “Fluffer” = PASSED

    Enjoy the search engine fame, COCKSUCKER!

  20. IDC SARC says:

    Looks like he never met a school he couldn’t quit.

  21. A Proud Infidel®™️ says:


  22. Cameron K. says:

    And he apparently thought no one would notice.

  23. Claw says:

    Just noticed something on his vest below the wings and EOD Badge.

    Is that a MOPH pin?

    If so, …. Hell Hath No Fury, Release The Kraken./smile

    • HMC(FMF)Ret_87-10 says:

      Good Eye!

      1) Yes, that looks to be a MOPH pin below his make-believe bling on one of his apparently 8 different vests in pic #5.

      2) There also appears to be a Texas Rangers miniature badge/ pin on the right side above his never-was PO2 crow in pic #2.

      Michael Sean Green = LIAR
      Michael Sean Green = POSER
      Michael Sean Green = FAKE HERO
      Michael Sean Green = NOBODY
      Michael Sean Green = WIMPY
      Michael Sean Green = NARCISSIST
      Michael Sean Green = INSECURE
      Michael Sean Green = EMBELLISHER
      Michael Sean Green = PREENING DICKHOLE

  24. Ex-PH2 says:

    H really has a great dentist, doesn’t he?

  25. Green Thumb says:

    Micheal “Not so Mean and No so Lean” Stanky ass Turd Green.

  26. Robert F C says:


  27. Martinjmpr says:

    I guess he’s lucky he failed EOD school in the phase before “failure” meant you go home in a zip-loc bag.

    A very crafty kind of poser – probably picked up enough of the lingo in EOD and dive school to pass as the real deal to a casual observer.

  28. Berliner says:

    He’s a EOD/diver alright. He dives to his knees everytime a customer walks in the door at Brucies Bath House, entrance in the rear. Then he contains their “explosion” when they’re ready to blow.

    His motto is “Satisfaction Guaranteed or I dive into your skivvies again!”

  29. thebesig says:

    Michael Sean Green, phony US. Navy diver, phony EOD, phony PO2/E-5, who did not receive either the Combat Action Ribbon or the Bronze Star, was released from the Navy as an airman.

    • Daisy Cutter says:

      We may have to get a ruling on this, but I think he can call himself a Navy diver.

      The rest of the claims are bogus.

      • thebesig says:

        From the above:

        Originally posted by Dave Hardin:


        Green’s official military records from the Department of the Navy (DoN) do not support several of his claims.


        Green’s records show that he was discharged as E-3 as an AOAN — Aviation Ordnance Airman. The records do not support his claim of being an E-5 — Petty Officer Second Class.

        Navy Diver

        Green completed the first phase of the Navy Diving School. He appears to have not completed the second phase.

        Additionally, his DD-214 doesn’t list a diver insignia/pin. My Navy DD-214s listed my surface and air warfare pins, and later also my surface warfare supply corps officer pin.

        • Daisy Cutter says:

          You make some good points. He also does not have the (DV) designation after his rank. Perhaps they must be rated as a PO first, this is where it gets foggy for me.

          What I don’t know is do you have to complete both phases to be labeled a Navy Diver?

          Or is phase two just more challenges to get extra capabilities/qualifications?

          A good example is someone can pass and complete BUD/S training, but they are not a SEAL. They have to do other quals and function on one of the Teams.

          • NECCSeabeCPO says:

            The school has changed some, as they have rates today, DV and EOD. EOD I believe back then only had to complete Phase one, before they moved onto EOD Basic at England, it’s a pipe line, back then like today. You fail one phase of pipe line you can not move on to the next class or phase in the pipeline. The second phase is Dive salvage phase, don’t think EOD was required to do that phase back then. How ever don’t think they earn the dive bubble like UCT and navy deep sea divers do. The same if a guy goes through BUD/S and makes through dive phase, but does not pass follow on phases, they can not wear the Dive Bubble,because NEC is not same.

            • Dave Hardin says:

              Thank you for that post. Well defined explanation.

            • thebesig says:

              Originally posted by NECCSeabeCPO:

              How ever don’t think they earn the dive bubble like UCT and navy deep sea divers do.

              They get the Scuba Diver Badge. SEALS, EOD, and Navy Divers get this badge for completing the basic diver course. Enlisted get an NEC specific for diving. Considering that those who had bling above the ribbons were a minority, and the degree of difficulty involved with the course, this is something that he would’ve made sure was included… Just as he made sure that all of his awards were included.

              It’s competitive to get in and has a high drop out rate.


  30. Ex-PH2 says:

    So, what you guys are saying is that this guy is someone you do NOT want as a diver/PADI instructor, right?

    Just askin’ for my cat. She wants swimming lessons so that she can have lake fish for supper.

  31. HMC(FMF)Ret_87-10 says:

    “What we have here is a failure to assimilate…” 4 years of wasted taxpayer money and he didn’t even make AO3.

    Per 3rd party FOIA response, he completed initial open & closed circuit dive training. Awarded NEC 5330 – Diver Apprentice. He then dropped or got flushed from EOD Ph. II around 3 months.

    Awards Pictured: DD-214:
    Bronze Star w/V x2 – 0 –
    Navy Achievement x3 – 0 –
    CAR on vest(s) – 0 –
    Navy Battle “E” – 0 –
    Armed Forces Exped x3 – 1 –
    SW Asia Service w/3 stars – Eligible for 1 cmpg.
    star/ OP Southern Watch
    Armed Forces Svc x2 – 1 –
    KLM (SA) – 0 –
    KLM (K) – 0 –
    Rifle MM (Expert) – Marksman –
    Pistol MM (Expert) – 0 –
    EOD Basic – 0 –
    Naval PJ – 0 –
    PO2/ E5 – AOAN/ E3 –

    M.S. Green – You can take your DD-214 and use it as ass wipe now because you have covered what should be admirable service in a layer of vile human excrement.

  32. Mustang Major says:

    The fact that Michael Sean Green’s American Legion associates turned him in as a fraud speaks volumes about how those around him felt about him.

    The only person Michael Sean Green deceived was himself in thinking he was deceiving others.

    Interesting to see that Michael Sean Green can’t be trusted around other’s money.

  33. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Michael Sean Green is definitely APL material.
    Michael Sean Green likely couldn’t even make it as a Towel Fluffer at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
    Michael Sean Green WAS NEVER an EOD Man according to records found.
    Michael Sean Green is rumored to hang out in the alley behind The Blue Oyster.
    Michael Sean Green is a true Phildo of a person.
    Michael Sean Green lied like a cheap throw rug.
    Michael Sean Green was discharged from the US Navy as an E3 according to records found.
    Michael Sean Green was never a US Navy Diver according to records found.
    Michael Sean Green grins like an Opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush.
    Michael Sean Green WAS NEVER awarded the Bronze Star according to records found.
    Michael Sean Green IS NOT a DS/DS Veteran.
    Michael Sean Green WAS NEVER awarded the CAR according to records found.
    Michael Sean Green was reported by some of his AL Compadres.
    Michael Sean Green is a 24K assfurter.
    Michael Sean Green WAS NEVER awarded the Silver Star according to records found.
    Michael Sean Green looks like he enjoys cruising highway rest areas in search of a hookup.
    Michael Sean Green is a sphincter sniffer.
    Michael Sean Green needs to get all of the internet fame his con games can fetch him as Michael Sean Green suddenly realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

    • Sarge says:

      You came in weak and broken, please relocate and retransmit.

      • 26Limabeans says:

        I RELAY:

        Michael Sean Green is definitely APL material.
        Michael Sean Green likely couldn’t even make it as a Towel Fluffer at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
        Michael Sean Green WAS NEVER an EOD Man according to records found.
        Michael Sean Green is rumored to hang out in the alley behind The Blue Oyster.
        Michael Sean Green is a true Phildo of a person.
        Michael Sean Green lied like a cheap throw rug.
        Michael Sean Green was discharged from the US Navy as an E3 according to records found.
        Michael Sean Green was never a US Navy Diver according to records found.
        Michael Sean Green grins like an Opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush.
        Michael Sean Green WAS NEVER awarded the Bronze Star according to records found.
        Michael Sean Green IS NOT a DS/DS Veteran.
        Michael Sean Green WAS NEVER awarded the CAR according to records found.
        Michael Sean Green was reported by some of his AL Compadres.
        Michael Sean Green is a 24K assfurter.
        Michael Sean Green WAS NEVER awarded the Silver Star according to records found.
        Michael Sean Green looks like he enjoys cruising highway rest areas in search of a hookup.
        Michael Sean Green is a sphincter sniffer.
        Michael Sean Green needs to get all of the internet fame his con games can fetch him as Michael Sean Green suddenly realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

        26L OUT

  34. AW1Ed says:

    Dear FNGs,
    I case you’re wondering what happened to your last names, please go to the Valor Vultures tab and poke around until you find my PSA. You will find the explanation there.

  35. Stink Pickle says:

    “One of the biggest challenges facing our city is the lack of trust our citizens have in its civic leaders. I believe that with my background of integrity, honor and being a man of my word, I can restore faith back into the community. A faith so that everyone believes that equality, fairness and an unbiased government is what is in place in our city.” This is a quote from him when he ran for City Council in Dearborn MI in 2017…

  36. EOD Rick says:

    It looks like he awarded himself the senior EOD badge in 1 of the pics. What a peice of shit.

  37. HMC(FMF)Ret_87-10 says:

    Attention All Hands:

    I just sent an email to a shit-ton of Dearborn/ Detroit newspapers and television stations about this fuck whistle.

    Here’s hoping somebody actually puts this douche’s lies out to the public…I’m not expecting much from the media but who knows.