The news according to Babel Fish

| April 2, 2009

I’ve been running across more and more of these articles lately, and excuse me but I think it’s hilarious that people put so much trust in Babel Fish that they’ll just paste the translation of news articles in their blogs. Today’s is someone’s reportage of the arrest and trampling of Nick Morgan in Nassau County last year;

So IVAW is apparently shifting their agenda to embrace “Free Address and Ass” – finally, something we can agree upon. Nick Morgan becomes “Gouge Morgan” and Bill Perry becomes “Measure Perry”. No wonder they’re all walking around free since they pleaded acquitted.

I’m sorry, I just thought it was funny.

Category: Politics

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BohicaTwentyTwo

Hey, I grew up in the Nassau County Judicature, Rockville Centre Prefecture.

TSO

Man, I finally get a girlfriend and now there is free ass? Totally unfair.

Jonn wrote: Now you totally have your paws clasped behind your dorsum.

tankerbabe

That is TOTALLY hilarious!
And TSO – there’s always been free ass. You just were either looking in the right places or paying attention. Don’t you know where the Code Pink House is there in DC? LMAO!

Caroline

Good to know TSO…Good to know…

tankerbabe

Uh oh! Someone’s in the dog house!

olga

HILARIOUS!!

streetsweeper

In case it gets too warm, I have a pair of Nomex (fire resistant) coveralls you can borrow TSO…

j3

Reporter further upon oozing, were inquired by passing rugby as to manner of inflating previously flat testicles, ass was conducted to other path.