Myke Michaels – Phony Vietnam Vet, Phony SEAL
The folks at MilitaryPhony send us their work on Myke Ivan Michaels. Michaels is 65 years old as of December 2019 and lives in Studio City, California. On occasion, he is listed as ‘Maysen Michaels’ in addition to Myke Michaels.
Michaels works in the film industry as a Hollywood make-up artist, having worked on popular television shows and films such as S.W.A.T., Taken 2 and Taken 3 (Liam Neeson), Valkyrie (Tom Cruise) , Seven Pounds (Will Smith), Purple Heart (William Sadler), JAG, Rush Hour (Jackie Chan), and The Big Lebowski (Jeff Bridges). There have been newspaper articles that refer to Michaels as a “field medic” but this could be a reference to a Hollywood set medic vs. implying anything with the military.
However, the above articles could possibly refer to his time before his Hollywood career. The Facebook claims that Michaels makes leave little room for doubt – he claims to be a Vietnam veteran as wells as going to Basic Underwater Demolition which is a pre-requisit prior to serving on a SEAL team. 
MilitaryPhony contacted the UDT/SEAL archives and checked the UDT/SEAL database but found that there is NO record of “Myke Ivan Michaels” or any other variation of his name ever completing BUD/S Training or assigned to any SEAL teams. Michaels’ military records were ordered through a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request and the NPRC said they could find no military records for him.
If the claims by Myke Michaels were used to leverage work, military or civilian promotions, or anything else of value, he may be in violation of Stolen Valor laws. State laws may also apply.
FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/myke.michaels.9
IMDb: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0584448/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1
PROFESSIONAL: http://www.wolfpackfilmworks.com/
Category: Fake SEAL, Navy Poser, Phony SEAL, Vietnam
Dave:
“www.militaryphony.com” is down (Military Phony Website).
Cannot access.
Has Error Code 404.
When one clicks on the Military Phony link, page pops up stating domain has expired.
Hiccup in the system.
Domain check shows the domain is not supposed to expire until 1 or 2 December 2020.
It’s because Myke is a time traveler and he got the site taken down IN THE FUTURE. Welcome, the newest member of the DRG!
Changing hosting services and domain registration within 45 days of expiration can be fraught with delays.
What may have happened is that his previous ISP/hosting service ended before the name server pointers were redirected and picked up on www.
I just switched my site, from Bluehost back to Hostgator, last week and it came off without a hitch. Saved about 60% in fees, as well.
The instructions on the page are to notify the domain owner that it’s time to renew it. Or risk losing it.
So, all y’all owners of the domain consider yourself thus notified. Or something.
It is a slight, temporary hiccup as they are spending the time to transfer the domain to reside someplace more advantageous.
Could be a few days or could be a week.
Dave already knows. Count on it.
The MilitaryPhony site is up now.
Rumor has it that they had to roll pennies to get the lights turned back on. Pennies usually reserved for beer money.
Just kidding. It is up now.
Does that mean they are in need of funds? I mean when isn’t TAH or MP in need of funds, but *dire* need??
Let me (us) know Admins or someone please…
I can make a pass through both I believe, regardless of my current circumstances.
Skunk stripe chin beard via hair color. What a douchebag!
Looks like landing approach lights for a man launched spunk missile.
Why is he dressed as an understudy for the Rocky Horror Picture show?
I once had a dog whose ass looked just like that lower facial group.
He is a make-up artist. Maybe that skunk stripe is some of his mad make-up skillz. It sure makes him look cool, especially with that wild mop of head hair.
Gee, Seal, Vietnam Vet, Harley, forgot his dog, his patches on vest, and all his medals he won, looks like a usual Hollywood hero and there are so many.
Inconsequential, but that is not a Harley. But at any rate you are absolutely correct. I used to spend a lot of time in motorcycle world and the bull crap with hanging their military career on their vests was ridiculous. Met more rangers, SF and SEALs in one place than I ever have..lol.So many phonies. I guess it goes along with the ‘badass’ biker image, which is also for the most part phony.
From the V logo on the tank it appears to be a Kawasaki Vulcan, AKA a fake Harley, which makes it the perfect ride for a fake SEAL.
lol..truth
Not a Harley but looks like a nice looking rice burner.
I think it is a Victory.
With the fully valanced fenders I’d say it’s more likely a Kawasaki “Drifter” which means it’s not a Fake Harley, but rather a Fake Indian.
Victory actually owns the rights to the Indian name, but the Victory-owned Indian bikes don’t have any Victory or V labels on the tank. The only bike I know of with fully valanced fenders like that and a V on the tank is the Drifter.
Not an expert. Just a poser bike for a poser Seal.
Yes see it all the time — everyone in a vest on a harley is special except me Im just an asshole 🙂
Not sure why my first post disappeared. It’s inconsequential, but that is not a Harley. But you are absolutely correct. the amount of stolen valor in the motorcycle community is ridiculous. I’ve met more SF, SEALs, Rangers and even delta…It’s amazing such a highly skilled group can get together. I guess it goes along with he bad boy biker image, which is also BS for the most part.
If it was your first post on here, it was probably being moderated to prevent spam. Nothing to worry about my good man.
Disregard my last comment.
Apparently mastering grammar and spelling is not a prerequisite for becoming a “Navy SEAL”. Seriously, if you are going to post a comment regarding the passing of someone (is that what that screen capture was?), at least review it first. If not, after seeing it online, go back and correct it. With his ability to put words on paper, he is more than qualified to be the Vice President of a proud but humble woman owned business that sells software to the federal government.
Such a deal. A guy pretending to be something he’s not when he makes a living helping folks who make a living pretending to be something they are not pretend to be what they are not. Confusing, huh? Welcome to Hollywood!
Sounds like something from a movie.
And another one:
“I’m The Dude, Playing a Dude, Disguised As An Another Dude”:
“Wow, the insecurity level with you guys is riduculous!”
He needs two fake prothestics to eat apples with:
Mikey, Mikey, MIkey… If it weren’t so obvious, it wouldn’t be so pathetic.
Okay, MIKEY – the last SEAL platoon LEFT Vietnam in 1971. The last SEAL advisers left in March 1973. So, Mikey, just WHERE were you and what were you doing?
The troops had already left in 1973, so just WHERE were you and WHAT were you doing? Were you warming bar stool in Tommy’s Bar on TuDo Street?
My guess is that Mikey was busy protesting the draft all that time, not participating in anything other than finding as many hippie chicks as he could and smoking dope at the drive-ins.
I will, in fact, venture a guess that Mikey was a draft dodger starting with the day he got his draft notice. That would be some time between 1971 and 1973.
He was with Jesse Ventura porking bar girls at Olongapo “in theater” in the Philippines… well, coulda been,
Maybe that is how he earned his Combat Action Ribbon, cuz I heard those Phillipina bar girls can be vicious, especially if you don’t pay in full. They can cut you “long time.”
Okey dokey Myke Ivan Michaels aka Maysen Michael soon to be well known as the lying, embellishing piece of sh^t, low life scum, that you always have been. Told you last night on MP that your Google Fame would exceed your Hollywood fame as soon as the word hit the Troops of TAH. Did you use your Hollywood connections to disconnect MP, albeit temporarily? No matter, soon the entire world will have access to your sh^tbaggery. May you burn in hell as the True Warriors piss gasoline on you from Valhalla and Satan devours your worthless soul.
May I be the FIRST to call for the Hemisphere of Insults on the fake Vietnam SEAL Myke Ivan Michaels? Can I get a SECOND and an AYE?
Just because of the Hollywood connection I hereby say…SEGUNDO!
AYE!
“Continue the operation. You may fire when ready.”
“Commence primary ignition!”
(Ominous hummmmmmmmmmmm)
Aye! And I Second it or Third it, or wherever it is by now.
I went to a cousin’s funeral the other day. He wasn’t military, a well known “make up” artist or a bike rider or anything. Not a Ranger, a SEAL or any other special forces kind of guy. Heck, he wasn’t even a braggart. But unlike this POS with a bottle of jet black hair, my cousin was a good man. He will always be remembered affectionately as a generous God fearing good husband and father who appreciated all of you military guys and gals. This Myke Ivan Michaels POS will now always be remembered as an A-hole, a liar, and a thief and one who needed to invent his legacy rather than be remembered for the one he built.
Perhaps I shall unleash the Staff Summary Sheet of Shame as well…
Oh how Happy I would be to include this and credit you with the HoI and the rest.
I know we all know the morning 3 S’s but the 4 S’s now??
I’m game for it.
HoI and the rest about to be launched. Stand By.
OK All, it looks like we have met the TAH and Roberts Rules for Ordinance LAUNCH!! Anda One anda Two anda THREE, and Mikey “Manlove” “Moocher of other people’s valor” Monkeydick” is about to become GOOGLE FAMOUS!! I can’t wait to see the IMDB on this after everyone finds out about yourFAKE military career. EAT IT SHITBAG!!!! Enjoy the recognition. Maybe they’ll give you an Oscar for your performance… The Hemisphere of Insults®™ (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! … Myke (“Myle” more like DYKE) Ivan (I von’t) Michaels (Like George Michael) …HEY DICKLESS WONDER, We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known you were going to turn out like this, she’d have prayed for a miscarriage, Diaper-Sniper, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child… Read more »
how did you survive infancy, rectal rapee, Dude looks like he smells like hot dog water, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter, maybe this hero could strap a suicide vest to himself, go out in the open desert and make people confetti out of himself, Wait, of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON??, He’s so much of a dickhead he takes Viagra thru a nasal spray, and he’s still limp, How I the fuck do assholes like this sleep at night? With one hand on their tiny dick and the other thumb in their ass, Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, A butter knife amongst razor blades, Rusty Trombone Virtuoso, he is the kinda guy who likes meeting up with two strange men so they can sword fight in his mouth, he’s the kind of guy you’d find hanging out around highway rest areas because he’s frequenting the public bathrooms trying to gargle marbles for change, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, fucknuckles, is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket, Menstrual quimsquirt, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, Knobgobble, prancing pony penis puffer, Likes to turn his mouth into a day care center with guys baby gravy behind the local truck stop, I hope his rectum is popped so hard, he will achieve liftoff on Mr. Tiny’s launch pad, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your… Read more »
this freak fancies himself performing fellatio on a variety of pinnapeds, He went all vaginal. You *never* go all vaginal, fucked himself faster than a horny chihuahua by lying about his Military Service, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, Forrest Gump points and laughs at you, you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, looks like the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby,Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P), NOT a SEAL,… Read more »
Amen! And now, my brethren and sistren, let us assemble the mighty TAH choir, let us offer up a hymnn in honor of this boil on the ass of humanity!
All Hail ChipNASA and The TAH HoI All Hail!
This guys looks like an asshole…
You know, that moniker gets tossed around a lot
but in this case it really describes both the
person and the look.
He’s such a good makeup effects guy. He’s really mastered the look of a hairy rectum perfectly. So good he’s edged into synesthesia because I swear I can smell the shit just by looking at him.
By the looks of him, he probably knows his away around an asshole…
“Looks”?!?!?!
😀 😀 😀
He has a passing resemblance to one of the posers exposed way back in the early days of This Ain’t Hell. Originally Hack Stone was thinking of Crybaby Cio Burrell, The Third Most Constipated Man In The World, but upon further reflection, Hack is thinking of some else. Time to take a deep dive into the classics of TAH.
That second photo of him in B&W with the hippie beads keeps buggin me. I have seen
it somewhere long ago. Way long ago.
Maybe a movie trailer or a Vietnam documentry or a Ken Burns pos film.
Maybe Woodstock?
Looks more like an extra in a low budget filthy movie featuring lotsa franks and no beans.
Second.
“…what I do have are a very particular set of make-up artist skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a special effects nightmare for people like you… I will look for you, I will find you, and I will apply make-up to you.”
~ Myke the Fake SEAL
Geez, is that a threat?
Doesn’t he know that some of us look worse than anything he thinks he created when we get up in the morning?
I mean, how dumb can you get?
“And over here, let’s paint a happy little SEAL.”
Nailed it!
Bonus points for the happy little accident.
What makes this really funny is that Bob Ross was a retired Air Force Master Sergeant. Honorable service unlike this turd who apparently never served a day in his life!
I never knew Bob Ross was a retired USAF MSgt. I’m always learning something new on TAH/VG.
So I guess there are enough legit vets with motorcycles and jackets to make it worth faking. Is that the case? I’ve been retired only 1 year (as of 29 November) so I haven’t been inducted into that whole culture as of yet!
A couple of tattoos, a do-rag, vest, resplendent with patches, badges and maybe a choker collar and you don’t even need a bike! Dark glasses are optional. 🙂
“The only easy day is the day you never did anything at all.”
Myke Michael appears obsessed with his image. Had to include phony service into his story. Vanity is the downfall of many. He should get a hair cut and have his PSA checked.
Who the fuck spells Mike with a Y?
I’m thinking he dies that mustache so it tickles the balls of his partners better than his old man white beard does…
Captain Mykel Hawke (legit US Army SF type) spells his first name that way.
And Mykel Hawke is a legit badass!
Amen!
Based on some quickie research, his draft lottery number of 358 was pulled after all of us had already DEROSed back to the world.
Got a good laugh from his Approximate Reputation Score on MyLife – it starts out at Point Zero Three Six (.036) and ends at One Point Eight Six (1.86), so it’s now wonder that he looks all felonious and shit./s
Word.
Hey! My draft number was something like that … got my number in 1971 I think.
But at least I did two years in Southeast Asia from 1968-70 …. as a sophomore and junior at the International School of Bangkok!
But at least I entered the military in 1973 and hung around until 1994 (with a slight break in service).
Hmmm …. according to Google, my lotto number was 163.
http://www.15thfar.org/draft70-72.html
Cool link, I had forgotten what my number was and just looked it up. It was 161. I didn’t even know I had a hernia until called in for a physical. They reclassified me from 1a to 4f.
It wasn’t very long afterwards that the hernia was real and had to repaired. Sure enough, I was called back for another physical, passed and enlisted.
In retrospect, I wish that I had joined the CG instead of the Army. As it were, the Army was very good to me.
Hollywood make-up artist with a bad self made impression of Steven Seagul?
Was “Myke” also a cook on board a ship disguised as a Navy SEAL too?
His beard and goatee says “skunk.”
He looks like a mega-douche!
Fellitating pinnapeds is not a requirement for becoming a Navy SEAL, Myke Michaels…
Cocksucker
Well, this is interesting.
Dude was born in August 1954 (Public Information).
Supposedly, he graduated from Van Nuys High School (California) in 1972, yet I cannot find him in the 1972 Van Nuys Highs School Yearbook.
https://www.mylife.com/myke-michaels/e533317353630
Majority of folks that I know who were born in 1954 DID graduate from High School in 1954.
Have no idea if that was his legal name in 1972 (Myke Michaels), but it was his legal name in 2003 when he filed for divorce.
Additionally, in 1983, he (Myke Michaels) was identified in some newspapers as being a “Top Hollywood Stylist” and had recommended that when women get older, they should lighten their hair rather than darken it.
So says the guy who obviously uses “Just For Men” on his hair and beard.
Probably gets asked all the time “Are you related to George Michaels?”
*sarc on*
Remind me never to run afoul of you. Your Internet s̶t̶a̶l̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ research skills are scary good.
“Supposedly, he graduated from Van Nuys High School (California) in 1972, yet I cannot find him in the 1972 Van Nuys Highs School Yearbook.”
He wouldn’t be in the 1972 yearbook unless he was born in 1972. 😉
Ninja, using my regressive/progressive facial recognition skills, I’m betting he is listed as a senior under the name of “Jerry Mikos” in the 72 Van Nuys Yearbook.
The surname of Mikos only enhances his “Vlad The Impaler” persona./s
Thank you, Claw, for this info.
Am going to recheck that yearbook.
There is a Terry Michaels listed as a Sophomore in that yearbook. Don’t know if they are related, but as you said, Michaels could be Mikos.
Thank You again!
Ninja, a little more Google-Fu research reveals that “Mikos” is the Polish/Hungarian/Slovenian equivalent of “Michaels”.
So, Yeah, my bet is he was born as Mikos and had a name change to Michaels.
Disregard my comments about Jerry Mikos/Myke Michaels. Case of mistaken identity.
Mea Culpa
“Additionally, in 1983, he (Myke Michaels) was identified in some newspapers as being a “Top Hollywood Stylist”…”
I’ve yet to see a male Stylist that wasn’t gay.
He looks like he speaks with a lisp as well.
“Majority of folks that I know who were born in 1954 DID graduate from High School in 1954…”
???
You didn’t get your diploma as you came through the birth canal?
Weirdo.
CH and Mason:
Yep, this ninja made a big mistake as well as failure to proofread.
Should be “Majority of folks that I know who were born in 1954 DID graduate from High School in ‘1972’”
NOT “graduate from High School in ‘1954’.”
As some of us were taught in the Army “No Excuse, Drill Sgt”. One of them was me.
So: No Excuse! ninja make Boo-Boo!
And yes, Mason, you got it right the first time. Internet “stalking”.
That’s why I’m “ninja”.
😉😎
Drugs.
Tier 6 Drugs.
100% copay.
100% cosplay.
Hey, Mykie, the biker from The Village People called. He wants his mustache back.
He may be closly related to his family with
that Hapsburg jaw.
I would’t doubt that he is his own Cousin!
John Kerry is an excellent example
for the medical books. His facial
cosmetic surgery speaks for itself.
And as claimant to the Forbes dynasty…..
Myke Michaels looks if he is related to this other Phony that was featured in this 2011 TAH Posting:
“Jonathan Sharkey”
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=27204&cpage=1#comments
Vlad the Impaler./s
He looks like Ron Jeremy.
Don’t act like you don’t know who he is!
then he would be “hedgehog” and not “Wolf”….but still a Dick
I thought he looks more like a burned out and WWF wrestler from the early 90’s, like Rick Rude or someone.
Or this dude… who prompted one of guys in the OpCenter where I was working to honestly comment “What, Ron Jeremy’s a terrorist?!” (we couldn’t stop laughing for ten minutes).
Yep, that was the dude that Hack was thinking of. Also could pass for Ron Jeremy’s brother, if that was something to brag about.
From his IMDb page: While growing up in the streets of Los Angeles, and training for many years as a martial artist, Myke Michaels always dreamed of getting into the film industry in front of the camera.
Doesn’t mention his military career…at all. He does call himself “Wolf”
Dick BTW IMDb page is 2nd to this page when you google-foo him.
Tony Iommi of Black Sabbath and the inventor of the heavy metal guitar riff says “Stop trying to rip-off my look!!!”
Ha! I thought Iommi as well.
WOW, It’s been awhile since we had a Monday morning Seal poser at the TAH starting gate.
Manic Monday
https://youtu.be/SsmVgoXDq2w?t=3
Cocksucker.
Well… Since Mick hasn’t shown up yet I’ll just leave this here…..
KAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOMMM SHACK!!!!!!!!
Looks like Gene Simmons and Steven Segal have been giving this guy fashion advice.
Well, Gene’s been banging Shannon Tweed for over 35 years and Seagal was married to Kelly Le Broc, so that look clearly works for them. However, they have the fame and dollars to pull it off. This guy…not so much.
Terl
Or maybe his idiot cousin.
Myke Ivan Michaels has NEVER even served in the US Military according to Official Records found.
Myke Ivan Michaels dresses like a wannabe centerfold for Gayboy magazine.
Myke Ivan Michaels WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
Myke Ivan Michaels is another reject Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
Myke Ivan Michaels look like he enjoys blowing winos behind bus stops for spare change.
Myke Ivan Michaels also looks like the type who cruises highway rest areas in search of a date.
Myke Ivan Michaels dresses like a Village People wannabe.
Myke Ivan Michaels is completely full of goose shit when he claims to have studied BUD/S at the US Navy Senior Enlisted Academy.
Myke Ivan Michaels looks like he belongs in Elko NV.
Myke Ivan Michaels is a 24K stupidass for thinking he’d get away with his facade of being a USN SEAL.
Myke Ivan Michaels looks like he regularly goes to The Blue Oyster.
Myke Ivan Michaels might be a regular Platinum Customer at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
Myke Ivan Michaels look like he’s never even handled a firearm in his lilfe, let alone being a Navy SEAL.
Myke Ivan Michaels should NOT be left alone with Women or Minors.
Myke Ivan Michaels looks like a creepy Night Shift Clerk at a “Stop and Rob” convenience store.
Myke Ivan Michaels should never be left alone around schools whether they are Elementary, Middle or High Schools.
Myke Ivan Michaels WAS NEVER a Military “Field Medic”, does he even know how to apply a Band-Aid?
Myke Ivan Michaels looks like he really believes that Epstein killed himself.
Myke Ivan Michaels IS NOT a Vietnam Veteran.
How Copy,
((((OVER))))
API DE BEANS
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Myke Ivan Michaels has NEVER even served in the US Military according to Official Records found.
Myke Ivan Michaels dresses like a wannabe centerfold for Gayboy magazine.
Myke Ivan Michaels WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
Myke Ivan Michaels is another reject Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
Myke Ivan Michaels look like he enjoys blowing winos behind bus stops for spare change.
Myke Ivan Michaels also looks like the type who cruises highway rest areas in search of a date.
Myke Ivan Michaels dresses like a Village People wannabe.
Myke Ivan Michaels is completely full of goose shit when he claims to have studied BUD/S at the US Navy Senior Enlisted Academy.
Myke Ivan Michaels looks like he belongs in Elko NV.
Myke Ivan Michaels is a 24K stupidass for thinking he’d get away with his facade of being a USN SEAL.
Myke Ivan Michaels looks like he regularly goes to The Blue Oyster.
Myke Ivan Michaels might be a regular Platinum Customer at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
Myke Ivan Michaels look like he’s never even handled a firearm in his lilfe, let alone being a Navy SEAL.
Myke Ivan Michaels should NOT be left alone with Women or Minors.
Myke Ivan Michaels looks like a creepy Night Shift Clerk at a “Stop and Rob” convenience store.
Myke Ivan Michaels should never be left alone around schools whether they are Elementary, Middle or High Schools.
Myke Ivan Michaels WAS NEVER a Military “Field Medic”, does he even know how to apply a Band-Aid?
Myke Ivan Michaels looks like he really believes that Epstein killed himself.
Myke Ivan Michaels IS NOT a Vietnam Veteran.
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Transmission was sketchy, I copied: Myke Ivan Michaels has NEVER even served in the US Military according to Official Records found. Myke Ivan Michaels dresses like a wannabe centerfold for Gayboy magazine. Myke Ivan Michaels WAS NEVER a USN SEAL. Myke Ivan Michaels is another reject Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear). Myke Ivan Michaels look like he enjoys blowing winos behind bus stops for spare change. Myke Ivan Michaels also looks like the type who cruises highway rest areas in search of a date. Myke Ivan Michaels dresses like a Village People wannabe. Myke Ivan Michaels is completely full of goose shit when he claims to have studied BUD/S at the US Navy Senior Enlisted Academy. Myke Ivan Michaels looks like he belongs in Elko NV. Myke Ivan Michaels is a 24K stupidass for thinking he’d get away with his facade of being a USN SEAL. Myke Ivan Michaels looks like he regularly goes to The Blue Oyster. Myke Ivan Michaels might be a regular Platinum Customer at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear). Myke Ivan Michaels look like he’s never even handled a firearm in his lilfe, let alone being a Navy SEAL. Myke Ivan Michaels should NOT be left alone with Women or Minors. Myke Ivan Michaels looks like a creepy Night Shift Clerk at a “Stop and Rob” convenience store. Myke Ivan Michaels should never be left alone around schools whether they are Elementary, Middle or High Schools. Myke Ivan Michaels WAS NEVER a Military “Field Medic”, does he even know how to apply a Band-Aid? Myke Ivan Michaels looks like he really believes that Epstein killed himself. Myke Ivan Michaels IS NOT a Vietnam Veteran. I also copy: Myke Ivan Michaels knows the struggle is real…whether to eat another donut or blow another wino. Myke Ivan Michaels is the reason people like us have middle fingers. Myke Ivan Michaels’s mom dropped him off for school, she got a ticket for littering. Myke Ivan Michaels is safe because Zombies eat brains. Myke Ivan Michaels has the right to be stupid… Read more »
Myke Ivan Michaels is about as desired as goose shit on a golf course.
“MYke’s” POSer work as a fake SEAL is some of the weakest sauce we have ever had here. No Harley, no doo rag, no blinged up vest, no “love me” wall of war heroism, no service dog, and no internet sourced photos of real SEALs on his social media. The guy is barely trying, IMHO. For the sake of his actor clients, I would hope he is better with his makeup skills than with fake military claims.
Apparently he applies makeup to everything in his life.
Make this up…make that up…make some other shit up…
This explains it…
“I was hacked…” what’s that, play #2 in the SV Excuses Manual? I sometimes kinda miss seeing sockpuppets, they always made such fun chew toys!
What going on is the party in his mouth and everyone is cumming….
Mykey should thank that hacker for purging all of the military oriented photos from his FakeBook page, especially the one that prompted the imposter comment.
It’s real easy to be confused when a picture of a group of men standing in front of a shanty/hooch that has the word “SEALS” spray painted on it, and somebody says, “Hey, Myke, is that you on the left?” and you say “Yeah, that’s me.”, and then later deny you were ever a SEAL and your FB account was hacked.
Oh, Well, you’ll always have that picture of you with Chuck Norris to fap to late at night./s
I need to seriously think about purchasing stock in Clorox or Procter & Gamble or some such, although I think that Procter & Gamble doesn’t own Clorox anymore.
The hacking excuse can be filed under “the other guy did it” line of defense.
“It wasn’t me! It was the one-armed man!”