William Murphy – Phony Combat Marine

| October 7, 2019 | 179 Comments

The folks at Military Phony send us their work on William Alfred Murphy Jr. who lives in Moselle, Mississippi.

Murphy proudly posts his photo of when he was back in the Marine Corps, and claims he is a 100% US Marine Corps disabled veteran.

And he caught the dreaded PTSD from rescuing the dead and wounded in Somalia…

Murphy went on to claim he was a Gulf War veteran, spent 22 months overseas in combat, was a sniper for a recon unit, and was recruited by the CIA when he was with the 1st Marine Recon Division from 1992-1994.

Murphy took exception to some that doubted his claims…

Here Murphy said he served for 4 years…

Murphy spoke about being a sniper…

And Murphy also spoke about serving with the 3rd Marine Division in Okinawa…

Some people that he was speaking to and/or saw his posts asked others to look into Murphy’s claims.

CRIMINAL RECORDS

https://arrestfacts.com/William-Murphy-6U0643

DISCUSSION and SUMMARY

Murphy enlisted in the US Marine Corps and served from Aug 25, 1993 to Mar 31, 1995 was discharged as a Private (E-1). He claimed he made Corporal (E-4).  Although the days vary slightly, the time frame of Aug 1993 to Mar 1995 is supported by both DoD Manpower Data Center and the FOIA results from NPRC.

There is no record of Murphy serving in Iraq, Somalia or the Gulf War. NPRC would have picked that up.

In fact, Murphy’s Combat History page is blank. According to this and his lack of awards, he would not have “spent 22 months overseas in combat” as he claimed.

Murphy’s awards also do not support his claim of being overseas in combat at all.

Murphy does not have the supportive training nor assignments to be in Recon or be a sniper. He was trained as a Motor Vehicle Operator (MOS 3531).

Murphy did serve in the US Marine Corps but beyond that, there are not many of his claims that are supported by his military records.

STOLEN VALOR

If the claims by William Murphy were used to leverage work, military or civilian promotions, or anything else of value, he may be in violation of Stolen Valor laws. State laws may also apply.

Category: Iraq, Marine Corps, Marine Corps Poser, Marines, PTSD

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    • thebesig says:

      From one of the Facebook posts:

      Sorry, Facebook friends. 2 websites have now outed this guy nationally as a PHONY. Never in war. Never in combat. Never made 4 years. Discharged as E-1 Private Basic.

      Giving the facts about the exposed individual upfront before providing the link. So, even if they don’t click on the link, they’ll know additional information beyond the preview. Many of those on the phony’s friends list would rather believe the phony than these sites. Get multiple posts using this format and it would be harder for the phony’s allies to see the phony the way the phony wants to be seen.

  1. sbalm says:

    ND = National Defense Service Medal (say it isn’t so)

    SD = ?? Sea Service Deployment Ribbon ?? (doesn’t seem possible so perhaps it means something else)

  2. 5th/77th FA says:

    Okey Dokey William Alfred Murphy Junior, lying, embellishing POS, fake sniper, fake combat wounded Vet, but a REAL sack of sh^t. Coulda, shoulda, woulda had a somewhat honorable tour as a Marine, you know, what with rocketing all the way up to pvt in such a short time in. You were warned on evening past that your Google Fame would be a’coming and here we are. You prolly stepped all over your “little willie” while in the Corps and haven’t quit stepping on it since. Not sure if you are even worthy of the HoI, so we’ll just nominate you for the Toilet Bowl of Taunts. Most fitting being as your reputation just got flushed.

    Embrace the suck…Bitch!

    • Sarge says:

      I second the motion for the Toilet Bowl of Taunts and perhaps the Alphabet Assault to clear the air after the turd has been flushed.

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        I vote AYE!

        • ChipNASA says:

          OK Guys.
          Back in the saddle after being in and out for a few days with family stuff.
          I’ll drop a light load for this fuckwad.

          He doesn’t rate the entire HoI/ The Hemisphere of Insults®™

          OK William(Billi boi) Alfred (All fried) Murphy (This name is reserved for Irish/Scotch or tough guys which you are neither.) Junior (Fucking Jr Mint. )

          You don’t even rate the real The Hemisphere of Insults®™ because as being a phony, you totally suck at it so we’ll give you the lite version which you so richly deserve, but even that is a stretch because you such a lame fake fuck, you suck at sucking, to that’s pretty bad.

          Thanks to Sarge I hereby introduce you to the ALPHABET ASSAULT:
          Annoying asinine asshole assistant to APL; bulimic ballsack biting butt buddy at Brucie’s Bathhouse (entrance in the rear); chronic cocksucking clymidiacic chickenfucking cretin; dumbass dumbshit dickguzzling dimwitted douchebag; erratic earwax eating enema expert; fowl felching monkeyfucking ferret fluffing Uncle Fester look-alike; gregarious gangrene carrying Grinch; hypocrtical hippo humping hackeysack full of horse shit; idiotic inbred imbecile with a low IQ and impotence issues; jumping jackass with jockey shorts full of jellyfish jism; kooky kommunistic klown kitty fucking knave; lying loathsome limpdick lillylivered lazyass llama blowing loser; manmeat mooching meatslapping moosecock muncher; no good ninja nippled needlenutted nobody; obsolete overfucked octopus orgy observer; penis pumping pee filled poster child for proper prophelactic usage; queasy queef quaffing quantum horsesqueeze; ratt fucking rump ranger who plays the rusty trombone; Shit surping semen burping dick sucking sorry sonavabitch with syphilis; taint ticking test subject for tits on men at Tiny’s Truck Stop; unclefucking ugly ass unborn umbilical discharge; valor Vulture and volunteer for vile vaginal discharge vacuum duty,
          wanks to blue waffle porn while waiting for winos to blow at the aforemention truck stop; useful as an upset ugly unicorn uterus; yodleing yellowbellied yak yanker; zipper gazing zealot with zits on his zero inch dick. Fuck off, eat shit, die in a fire.

          And to top off your shit sundae with a rancid cherry as we all know too well, come with you lying assholes, as it invariably is only the surface of your bullshit, here is the The TAH Toilet Bowl of Taunts ®™
          You don’t frighten us, pig-dog! —Go and boil your bottom, son of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, Thppppt!
          I don’t want to hear from you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!…… I fart in your general direction! . Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
          go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
          Fetchez la vache!
          You have the brain of a duck
          I unclog my nose in your direction, son of a window-dresser
          You are a bedwetting type. I burst my pimples at you and you are a tiny-brained wipers of other people’s bottoms.
          We should make castanets out of your testicles
          You are an illegitimate faced buggerfolk
          If I was gonna break your balls, I’d tell ya to go home and get your shine box. So, GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKING SHINE BOX!
          You are a liar, a looter and a pillager, and nothing but verminous, lying, scum
          You are also a Jittery jizz junkie

          As always to all TAH/Valor Guardian folks, You are more than welcome to contribute to the The TAH Toilet Bowl of Taunts ®™ and/or the The Hemisphere of Insults®™

          I am but the humble conservator.

  3. FuzeVT says:

    As a 137% disabled scuba diving HIMARS sniper, I spent my entire career overseas in combat because they had me do boot camp in Iraq in the Gulf War because they saw my skillz so they did that but it was all secret and I can’t tell you about it and I’m 137% disabled.

  4. ninja says:

    Under Discussion and Summary:

    “Murphy’s awards also do not support his claim of being overseas at all.”

    Wasn’t he stationed in Okinawa?

  5. Comm Center Rat says:

    Murphy’s Marine Corps service is distinguished by being run over by a “Hummer” in both Okinawa and Somalia!

    The Corps must’ve got tired of him breaking their wheeled vehicles. They demoted him to Private then sent Murphy home after 19 months. Fortunately for him, Murphy missed the MRAP era – probably the only reason he’s still alive and lying today.

  6. Mason says:

    22 months in combat during 19 months of service. Impressive.

  7. ninja says:

    First he said he got ran over by a HUMMER in Somalia.

    Then he said he got ran over by a HUMMER in Okinawa.

    As with other Phonies, he can’t get his story straight, so am now wondering if he was physically injured in Okinawa or if he had a Mental Meltdown reference his One Month stay at the Camp Lester Hospital (perhaps alcohol or drug abuse treatment?) and is embellishing his time in the Marine Corps to either cover up what REALLY happened to him in Okinawa or his arrest.

    That seems to be a trend with Phonies or those who embellish their Service. They always seem to falsify a story to cover up the truth and evidently are blind to the fact that others can see thru their BS.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      How about this? He got drunk and was threatened by a Volkswagen when he stumbled into an active traffic lane and fell down.

      That’s a little more plausible, isn’t it?

      • ninja says:

        Ex:

        Well, he did take the Drivers Improvement Course.

        😉😊

      • Ex-PH2 says:

        I’m as skeptical as everyone else. He claims he’s a 100% dissabled veterain, but he only had three days in the hospital, and for what?

        Sounds like a minor booboo that he’s enlarging to fit his “legend”, to me. And that needs to be looked into, all by itself.

        • ninja says:

          Ex, You are right and I was wrong about his Hospital Stay of 3 days (I commented he was in the Hospital for One Month).

          Is that normal for someone in Marine Corps to have annotated in their Military records a hospital stay, especially for only 3 days?

          Does Navy do the same?

          Don’t believe the Army does not. Not sure about the Air Force.

          • Just An Old Dog says:

            USMC, depending on how to the book the admin is, will note anytime you are not present with the unit. Some old Salts will remember when they entered whenever you went on annual leave.
            Its common to see to/ from (Hosp) Hospital, (UA) Unauthorized Absence (Des) Deserter (IHCA) In Hands Civil Authorities

        • Ex-PH2 says:

          I think any hospital stay is noted, even if you’re returned to active duty. The time has to be accounted for somehow.

          • Ret_25X says:

            hospital stays only matter as recorded time if you have to be detached from your unit…or….

            wait for it…..

            it is “bad time” to be accounted for.

            just saying…

            I spent almost 2 months in the hospital once and zero days show on records because it was a duty status, not a change of assignment/duty location. The one time I was evac from theater for 6 days is on my ERB, though…

          • Ex-PH2 says:

            Aha! And our nonhereo, here, had three days not attached to his unit, and was sent back to the USA. Sounds like he done pooched his own bag there to me.

            Hmmmm….

          • Hack Stone says:

            It may be that because while hospitalized, you are entitled to COMRATS. Any pay clerks out there that can confirm that?

        • Hack Stone says:

          Three days in the hospital because the Camp Lester Hospital had to fly in a specialist from CONUS to get the 1s Sgt’s boot removed from Murphy’s ass.

    • Steve Balm says:

      He saw Black Hawk down a few times.

      It sounds more hairy-chested to say you were run over by a HUMMER in Somalia rescuing wounded than in Okinawa changing the oil with the parking brake off.

    • ArmyATC says:

      If I’m reading his records correctly he was actually only in hospital for three days, 941219 – 941222.

      I find his use of the term “hummer” rather than HMMWV (pronounced HummV as we all know), to be quite telling. I suspect he was giving a hummer when he slipped and fell injuring his back.

      • ninja says:

        Yes, ArmyATC. You and Ex are correct. I was wrong in commenting “One Month.”

        No excuse for my error since I had my morning coffee.

      • Ex-PH2 says:

        I’m thinking he did NOT get a medical discharge, especially at 100% as he claims. In fact, from looking at his own FB postings, he’s giving himself away with some real mistakes in what he says. He has no understanding of the VA health care system at all, and I doubt he’s enrolled in it, never mind registering with the VA in general for anything.

        If so, saying he’s in “choice” is baloney, too.

    • marinedad61 says:

      I’m not among the most religious of war veterans here pounding away at the keyboard in these blogs…

      But when I see a Military Phony using and exploiting the names of God and/or Jesus, with phony “I found God” and phony “Praise God” (often when drugs or alcohol are part of the topic), while heaping more turds on the dung pile with more phony war stories……

    • Ret_25X says:

      WTF is a “hummer”?

      Is that something fluffers do at Brucie’s Bath House (entrance in rear)?

    • 3/10/MED/b says:

      They do both end in “a”. That’s where he got confused.

    • Hack Stone says:

      Substance Abuse Treatment was a 7 week treatment when Hack was still active. Full disclosure, that is not first hand knowledge, just had a few dirtbags who had the rest of the platoon pick up their slack because they couldn’t control themselves.

  8. Ret_25X says:

    why are these mouth breathers always drug offenders?

    what a urinal cake eater….

  9. Ex-PH2 says:

    Went to boot at Paris Island? That’s the French Foreign Legion office location for USMC basic, isn’t it? You have to be one tough nut to get into that place!

    There are others most people don’t know about because they’re not so widely known: Parish Island (training with the Vatican’s Swiss Guard in Rome); Perish Island, where you get survival skills from the Swiss Family Robinson unit; and last, but certainly not least, Ferris Island, one of those out-of-the-way places in a deserted amusement park, where you face down deadly clowns and giant bugs.

    How come no one ever brings up those places, anyway?

  10. ninja says:

    He self-identifies himself on his Facebook page as a “Dissabled Veterain”.

    Substance Abuse does indeed kills off many Brain Cells, unless he is a poor speller.

    Looks as if others have left “Love” for him on his Facebook. Am speculating that his page may soon go *POOF!* and disappear into the Black Hole.

  11. Lthrnck1775 says:

    Hmmm… doesn’t look like he made a full 4 yr tour (active or reserve), plus his Reserve time is first.

    Could be a chronic missing drill reservist that got activated?

    Or maybe an 84-day reservist (Boot, Unit, then MOS School)?

  12. Keepin' It Real says:

    This explains everything. He was hacked. Twasn’t his fault. Murphy - Hacked

    • ninja says:

      The ole “I’ve Been Hacked”
      Blame Excuse.

      Come on, William Alfred Murphy,Jr. Surely you can do better than that.

      *sarc on*

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      Yes, and a mere three days in the hospital seems to stretch the idea that his “career” ended so abruptly.

      Hospital stay: March 14, 1995 to March 17, 1995: must have been devastating to find out he couldn’t stay longer.

      • ninja says:

        Ex, do you think he was in the Navy Hospital at Camp Pendleton?

        Does a Marine need to return to CONUS from an Overseas Tour to be Discharged?

        Is being discharged as a Private normal for a Marine who served less than 2 years on Active Duty normal? If a Marine is discharged because of medical reasons, is getting out as a Private normal?

        • FuzeVT says:

          Note – my answers are based on being a HQ Company Commander in Quantico from almost 2 years about 2+/- years ago. In that capacity, I saw a lot of Marines that had returned from Okinawa because they were broken. Most got processed out which is a long and involved procedure. Things may have been different in 95, but I doubt it would differ much. Lastly – there are, of course, exceptions to almost everything. I’ve seen tons of different scenarios – there are few hard and fast rules.

          1) Yes. Almost everyone retires or separates stateside. I’ve seen people do their retirement in Oki (because they had spent so much time there) but still had to go stateside to process out. Folks just separating would certainly have gone back. Also, if you have medical issues, they will send you back. Broke folks do not stay OCONUS; they get sent back for treatment. That treatment either leads to getting better (i.e. off Limited Duty) or (after 3 periods of LIMDU have passed without improvement) most probably medical discharge. (Yes, permanent LIMDU is a thing but rare.)

          2) Only if you are a shit bag. Typically, you are only a PVT for 6 months. Boot camp and post boot leave are roughly 4 months. Most MOS producing schools are 1-3 months (some much longer). So if you EVER get to the Fleet as a PVT, you either had a very short school or demonstrated that you were a screw up first chance you got (acknowledgement of which is usually immortalized as a page 11 entry). Being a E-1 at 1.5 years means you continued that trend (or alternatively, finally got caught prior to your EAS and NJPed).

          3) You would get medically processed out at whatever rank you had gotten to. I saw a 15 year SSgt have a retirement ceremony because she was medically retired and had been in long enough to rate the ceremony (most folks I knew thought this a little odd). I also knew LCplc and PFCs that were medically discharged because they had been fat so long they couldn’t get promoted. So if you are a private getting medically discharged, your rank is not due to the medical issue (assuming bad conduct hadn’t CAUSED the medical issue which does happen). If you’re a private getting a medical discharge after a year and a half, it’s just because you’re a screw up.

          • marinedad61 says:

            FuzeVT – My son may have seen you (in passing).
            Basic School at the time you were finishing up.
            Now in T-44 Pegasus training.
            Soon returning east to begin career aircraft
            MV-22 Osprey training.
            << Sincerely, Proud MarineDad61

            • FuzeVT says:

              If he was in Golf or Alpha company last November, He would have seen me while I was the OpsO for the HQ Battalion. In that capacity, I ran (in an operational sense) the Marine Corps Marathon. I briefed both companies on a couple of subjects in early October of 2018 regarding their duties as “volunteers” supporting the race.

              Good luck to your son! Hope he does well – there’s a lot riding on his abilities and quick reaction as an Osprey pilot.

              Here are some Osprey shots I took while I was on the 31st MEU:
              https://photos.app.goo.gl/hxPHXK3MXZsrEWj39

              Some are pretty good, in my opinion, but I really like this one:
              https://photos.app.goo.gl/f7spbbVcxpV9MvMc9

              • marinedad61 says:

                Thank you for the excellent photo collection link,
                which I will pass on to my son.
                (Enlisted 2008, NAPS 2011-12,
                Graduate USNA 2016)
                He was at Basic School end of 2016 into 2017.
                TX and FL back and forth since. NC next. 🙂

                • FuzeVT says:

                  Very cool. We did overlap at Quantico as I was in the HQ Battalion from mid 2016 to early 2019. He probably would have helped out with the 2016 Marathon. For that one, I was the honcho for the 1st two water points along the race course (by virtue of being the HQ Company commander).
                  I was a NC fan. I spent 5 and half years in Camp Lejeune with the 2d Marine Division and II MEF. I really enjoyed it. Not as much as my 4 years in Okinawa, mind you, but I did enjoy it! He’d be at Marine Corps Air Station New River or Cherry Point nearby Lejeune as an Osprey pilot. Better than being in California!

      • Ex-PH2 says:

        1 – Good question.
        2 – Good question.
        3 – 3 days in a hospital, and he says he’s 100% dissabled. What do you thinK? 🙂 Yeah, me, too. I doubt he was discharged for medical reasons unless they involved Mr. Whiskey or Mr. Scotch. But that’s just my view.

    • rgr769 says:

      Wow, the Anthony Weiner I was hacked defense. Someone should point out to him that has never really worked for the rich and/or famous, let alone some nobody schlub like him.

    • OWB says:

      And the hacker just happens to spell as badly as he, uses identical syntax, and generally sounds just like him. Wow. What are the odds of that happening?

      /sarc and snarc

  13. Jay says:

    Apparently he spent the majority of his 19 months being used as a chock block for Hummers. Nice.

    Kudos to ass pirating the ‘carrying wounded to the soccer stadium’ story. Haven’t seen that one before.

    Oh…..one last thing: DICK

  14. Is he related to Murph the surf?? What ever happened to the Monday morning phony Seals?

    • Hack Stone says:

      Hack Atone has a roommate at Camp Lejeune names Murphy. Hack referred to him as Fat Murph. The guy was a legend. At least in his mind. One time we had Company formation. Two Marines were being awarded the Navy and Marine Corps Medal for saving a group of orphaned nuns and puppies from a burning building. So the formation breaks up and we head back to the shop. The conversation went like this:

      Fat Murph: Man, that’s fucked up.

      Hack Stone : What’s is fucked up?

      Fat Murph: I saved a guy’s life once, and I didn’t get shit.

      Hack Stone: How did you save a guy’s life?

      Fat Murph: When I was in Okinawa, my roommate came back from town drunk, so I rolled him over on to his stomach so in case he threw up he would not choke to death.

      Hack Stone: And?

      Fat Murph: And that’s it.

      Hack Stone: Wow! I’ll get everyone into formation and we’ll get you that award right now. I’ll even contact Readers Digest, they should cover this in Drama In Real Life.

      What a fucking moron. Hack saw him over in Desert Shield. He was still fat, and still stupid.

  15. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Cocksucker.

  16. Comm Center Rat says:

    It just occurred to me I spent more time on Okinawa than Murphy served in the Marine Corps. And, I managed to avoid being run over by a Humvee. Admittedly, I still struggle with night terrors induced by Whisper Alley forays, but I refuse to allow myself to be a victim.

  17. 26Limabeans says:

    Robert Blake wants his mugshot back.

  18. Honor and Courage says:

    Seen a case where the guy was Discharged from the USMC after 3 weeks, and 2 years later Joined the ARNG, and was Discharged under TDP after 6 weeks of BCT. He was Drawing $3900.00 a month and rated at 100% Disability!!!!!! True story I forwarded in thru JAG to the VA.
    The system is ate up with Corruption!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. JBUSMC says:

    Bringing shame to the Motor-T Family. Also, if he was 3rd battalion at PI his platoon number would have started with a 3, not a 1.

  20. Mick says:

    Sniper

    Recon

    “1st Marine Recon Division”

    Recruited by the CIA

    — sigh —

    I served an entire career in the Marine Corps and I never realized that I was only one of a rare few Marines who weren’t snipers or in Recon. I never got recruited by the CIA, either.

    Oh well; not to worry. I can always go out and buy a leather vest and some poser bling to help me compensate for my career shortfalls.

  21. Skippy says:

    Turd !!!!!
    💩💩💩💩

  22. NHSparky says:

    3 days in the hospital cause Mamasan down on BM Street beat his ass, more like.

  23. LET says:

    we are probably lucky he did not claim to be Audie Leon Murphy medal of honor winner

    *Moderated by AW1Ed for first post and PII.*

  24. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    William Alfred Murphy Jr left the USMC as an E1.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr DID NOT ever deploy to a Combat Zone.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr does not have the NDSM listed in his awards.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr also looks like he’s another reject Apprentice Towel from Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
    William Alfred Murphy Jr was a Motor Vehicle Operator in the USMC.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr NEVER deployed to Somalia according to records found.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr looks like he enjoys blowing winos behind bus stops for spare change.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr was arrested in 2015 for Probation Violation obviously from a Drug Court Violation.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr has NO RECORD of ever serving in Somalia or the Middle East.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr looks like someone who lives in a van down by the river.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr looks like he should NEVER be left alone around Women, Children or the Elderly.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr has NO RECORD of ever having been a Sniper.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr looks to be a “Hobosexual”, one who hooks up with a Woman just for a place to sleep at night.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr NEVER attained the rank of Corporal in the USMC.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr claimed to have been recruited by the CIA.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr looks like someone I wouldn’t even hire to be a Janitor.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr will now wallow in the Power of Google while William Alfred Murphy Jr realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

    How Copy,
    ((((OVER))))

    • Daisy Cutter says:

      I think he does have the NDSM listed in his awards – as “ND”

      It is a sad day for the NDSM Brotherhood as they have had to endure year another blemish.

    • Sparks says:

      LOUD AND CLEAR…5 X 5 API!

      William Alfred Murphy Jr left the USMC as an E1.
      William Alfred Murphy Jr DID NOT ever deploy to a Combat Zone.
      William Alfred Murphy Jr does not have the NDSM listed in his awards.
      William Alfred Murphy Jr also looks like he’s another reject Apprentice Towel from Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
      William Alfred Murphy Jr was a Motor Vehicle Operator in the USMC.
      William Alfred Murphy Jr NEVER deployed to Somalia according to records found.
      William Alfred Murphy Jr looks like he enjoys blowing winos behind bus stops for spare change.
      William Alfred Murphy Jr was arrested in 2015 for Probation Violation obviously from a Drug Court Violation.
      William Alfred Murphy Jr has NO RECORD of ever serving in Somalia or the Middle East.
      William Alfred Murphy Jr looks like someone who lives in a van down by the river.
      William Alfred Murphy Jr looks like he should NEVER be left alone around Women, Children or the Elderly.
      William Alfred Murphy Jr has NO RECORD of ever having been a Sniper.
      William Alfred Murphy Jr looks to be a “Hobosexual”, one who hooks up with a Woman just for a place to sleep at night.
      William Alfred Murphy Jr NEVER attained the rank of Corporal in the USMC.
      William Alfred Murphy Jr claimed to have been recruited by the CIA.
      William Alfred Murphy Jr looks like someone I wouldn’t even hire to be a Janitor.
      William Alfred Murphy Jr will now wallow in the Power of Google while William Alfred Murphy Jr realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

    • Hack Stone says:

      How hard up would the CIA have to be to recruit this genius? The moron couldn’t spell CIA if you spotted him two letters.

    • Graybeard says:

      API, I copy
      “William Alfred Murphy Jr left the USMC as an E1.
      William Alfred Murphy Jr DID NOT ever deploy to a Combat Zone.
      William Alfred Murphy Jr does not have the NDSM listed in his awards.
      William Alfred Murphy Jr also looks like he’s another reject Apprentice Towel from Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
      William Alfred Murphy Jr was a Motor Vehicle Operator in the USMC.
      William Alfred Murphy Jr NEVER deployed to Somalia according to records found.
      William Alfred Murphy Jr looks like he enjoys blowing winos behind bus stops for spare change.
      William Alfred Murphy Jr was arrested in 2015 for Probation Violation obviously from a Drug Court Violation.
      William Alfred Murphy Jr has NO RECORD of ever serving in Somalia or the Middle East.
      William Alfred Murphy Jr looks like someone who lives in a van down by the river.
      William Alfred Murphy Jr looks like he should NEVER be left alone around Women, Children or the Elderly.
      William Alfred Murphy Jr has NO RECORD of ever having been a Sniper.
      William Alfred Murphy Jr looks to be a “Hobosexual”, one who hooks up with a Woman just for a place to sleep at night.
      William Alfred Murphy Jr NEVER attained the rank of Corporal in the USMC.
      William Alfred Murphy Jr claimed to have been recruited by the CIA.
      William Alfred Murphy Jr looks like someone I wouldn’t even hire to be a Janitor.
      William Alfred Murphy Jr will now wallow in the Power of Google while William Alfred Murphy Jr realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.”

      5X5

  25. Slow Joe says:

    CIA snapper?
    Those are the wham!

  26. Duane says:

    API, Did I read you correctly with:
    William Alfred Murphy Jr left the USMC as an E1.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr DID NOT ever deploy to a Combat Zone.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr does not have the NDSM listed in his awards.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr also looks like he’s another reject Apprentice Towel from Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
    William Alfred Murphy Jr was a Motor Vehicle Operator in the USMC.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr NEVER deployed to Somalia according to records found.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr looks like he enjoys blowing winos behind bus stops for spare change.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr was arrested in 2015 for Probation Violation obviously from a Drug Court Violation.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr has NO RECORD of ever serving in Somalia or the Middle East.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr looks like someone who lives in a van down by the river.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr looks like he should NEVER be left alone around Women, Children or the Elderly.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr has NO RECORD of ever having been a Sniper.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr looks to be a “Hobosexual”, one who hooks up with a Woman just for a place to sleep at night.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr NEVER attained the rank of Corporal in the USMC.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr claimed to have been recruited by the CIA.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr looks like someone I wouldn’t even hire to be a Janitor.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr will now wallow in the Power of Google while William Alfred Murphy Jr realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

    I think we can safely add to your bottom line as well – Stupid is forever as well!

    • rgr769 says:

      Corporal? Hell, he apparently never even attained the lofty rank of LCPL (E-3).

      • Hondo says:

        It’s unlikely IMO, but it’s at least theoretically possible he made either Lance Corporal or Corporal – then lost his stripes due to some type of significant misconduct and got discharged administratively afterwards. That would explain all three points (having once been a Corporal, not completing full first enlistment, discharge as a Pvt). I say his making Corporal is unlikely because that would mean he’d have to have made Corporal WAY early – during the post Desert Storm downsizing. Lance would be believable in 18 mo.

        FWIW: if I recall correctly, an enlisted member who receives an “Under Other than Honorable Conditions” discharge also gets a pre-discharge reduction to the grade of E1 as part of the deal. Not saying that’s what happened here, but it’s a possibility and would explain the facts documented in his record of assignments above.

  27. Sparks says:

    Well, he’s checked all the boxes of your typical phony.

    Queef

  28. lmn0351 says:

    William Murphy…you lying piece of shit….you suck

  29. Green Thumb says:

    Just another loser moonlighting a night time security guard at All-Points Logistics’s Reston, VA location.

  30. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Another butt sniper that served at Brucies Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).

  31. Mustang Major says:

    Sniper? Is that what you are when shooting the shit in the motor pool?

  32. USMCMSgt Ret says:

    What ACTUALLY happened was he DID perform all those deployments and earned all the awards he claimed, except that admin screwed up all his records and promotions, and didn’t enter anything correctly, and he was unavailable to review and sign his DD214 because he was sent home from the hospital after his injuries healed….

    …or something.

    Fuckwit.

  33. Daisy Cutter says:

    It’s easy to confuse Somalia with Okinawa, especially when you get run over by a HUMVEE.

    Happens all the time.

  34. Keepin' It Real says:

    *** WARNING ***

    There have been several reports of hacking Facebook accounts that is causing some alarm. The hackers seem to be targeting veterans or non-military. For veterans, it appears that they favor Cooks or Motor Vehicle drivers. Their method is to target these individuals and post false claims of combat, combat wounds and on occasion – CIA recruitment.

    Targets usually have not completed a full enlistment and stayed at a low enlistment rank. We suspect they are targeted due to their vulnerability and high level security clearances that they’ve held with their MOS.

    This targeting of the soft underbelly of our vital national assets is having the effect of crumbling away at the keystone of the United States’ national security.

    We suspect teams of individuals doing this, rotating through round-the-clock shifts.

    Please be diligent and keep your head on a swivel. You could be the next victim.

    This has been a national security advisory.

    *** WARNING ***

  35. OAE CPO USN Ret says:

    Not trying to be the wet blanket here, but I thought the social media pages of any phony’s family members were off limits to spamming, provided that they didn’t jump into the fray first?

  36. C2Show says:

    William Murphy: Better show me some GOD DAMN RESPECT, I got ran over by a hummer, oh and I was only stationed in Okinawa. Someone hacked me and ruined my career, but you better be humble with me!

    William, fuck off, pal.

  37. Graybeard says:

    The facts, as presented, are:

    William Alfred Murphy Jr left the USMC as an E1.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr DID NOT ever deploy to a Combat Zone.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr does not have the NDSM listed in his awards.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr also looks like he’s another reject Apprentice Towel from Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
    William Alfred Murphy Jr was a Motor Vehicle Operator in the USMC.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr NEVER deployed to Somalia according to records found.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr looks like he enjoys blowing winos behind bus stops for spare change.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr was arrested in 2015 for Probation Violation obviously from a Drug Court Violation.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr has NO RECORD of ever serving in Somalia or the Middle East.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr looks like someone who lives in a van down by the river.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr looks like he should NEVER be left alone around Women, Children or the Elderly.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr has NO RECORD of ever having been a Sniper.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr looks to be a “Hobosexual”, one who hooks up with a Woman just for a place to sleep at night.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr NEVER attained the rank of Corporal in the USMC.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr claimed to have been recruited by the CIA.
    William Alfred Murphy Jr looks like someone I wouldn’t even hire to be a Janitor.

    I propose that all of these facts may have a strong relationship to the nature of the criminal records discovered for William Alfred Murphy, Jr.

    I also suspect that William Alfred Murphy, Sr., regrets not using a condom that night.

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