Sam Seiler – Phony SEAL

| October 1, 2019

The folks at Military Phony send us their work on Samuel Thomas Seiler, who more commonly just goes by “Sam.”  Seiler lives in Lockport New York and is 38 years old as of September 2019.

Seiler works for a noteworthy, respectable ministry organization that supports veterans.  In a video, Seiler is held out to be a US Navy SEAL with the supporting images.

The above video can be found here: https://www.facebook.com/jccbuffalo/videos/350705685740438/

and here: https://vimeo.com/273727580

Seiler claims to have been a veteran of the US Navy and enlisted in “November of 2001 until January 2009.” (0:11)

Seiler claims “I was deployed in support of Operation Iraqi Freedom and Operation Enduring Freedom.” (0:17)

There are many images of special operators displaying as Seiler talks.

Seiler claims to have “did a total of about five and a half years of battle time.” (1:33)

At the end of the video, it lists Seiler as Retired Navy and Naval Special Warfare (NSW).

On a website talking about special stories, it lists Seiler as a Navy SEAL.

After the BUD/S-SEAL database was checked and found to not have Seiler’s name, his military records were requested.

The DoD Manpower Data Center (SCRA) listed no active duty service for Seiler.

Next, the Department of the Navy was contacted due to Seiler’s claimed dates of service (i.e. 2001-2009).

Next, just to leave no stone unturned, we checked with the National Personnel Records Center.

Seiler did a brief enlistment in the US Air Force Reserve, but the NPRC confirmed there was no active duty which explains why he never showed up in the DoD Manpower Data Center (SCRA) database.

Let me break this down in simple terms:

  • No service in the US Navy = NO Navy SEAL
  • No active duty = NO “Battle Time”
  • No active duty = NO OIF/OEF
  • 2002-2004 does not equal 2001-2009

Perhaps the reputable ministry that supports veterans should ask Sam Seiler a few hard questions about his service.  If this gets out it may not speak well for those veterans that seek Seiler’s advice and counseling based on “being in the suck.”

Category: Fake SEAL, Navy Poser, Phony SEAL, Religion

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  1. AW1Ed says:

    ‘Cause nothing starts your day like a phony SEAL. The best way for Samuel Thomas Seiler to get in front of this is to fess up, apologize, and never misrepresent himself again.

    Now would be a good time to start.

    • marinedad61 says:

      He’s “General Manager of (Jewish Community Center) JCC Buffalo”?

      I hope he’s not the fingers on their Facebook page.
      If he is, it’s the perfect place to tell everyone the truth.

      https://www.facebook.com/jccbuffalo/

      • marinedad61 says:

        Evidence of NEW comments being DELETED on the JCC Facebook page.
        Ugh.
        Here we go again.

        • marinedad61 says:

          Yes, even though JCC Buffalo is closed today
          (holiday)
          Facebook comments are being deleted on the video above,
          as well as today’s holiday posts.

          The board of trustees at JCC Buffalo
          should be made aware of their Phony Navy SEAL.

          https://www.jccbuffalo.org/about/board-of-trustees/

          • Hondo says:

            FWIW: email addresses for JCC Buffalo’s Executive Team (e.g., the Executive Director, Associate Executive Director, Chief Financial Officer, Senior HR Director, and Senior Director for Facilities Management) appear to be available at this link:

            https://www.jccbuffalo.org/contact/

            I wonder if they realize that they’ve hired someone who appears to have rather grossly embellished their military career to a position of responsibility within their organization?

      • Club Manager, USA ret. says:

        He’s not GM, looks like Recreation and Fitness Manager. I am on this like and will smoke this sonovabitch using language addressees will understand.

        • The Stranger says:

          *Munch Munch*
          Go get ‘im, Chief!
          *Munch Munch*
          *Sip*
          Aaaah!

        • marinedad61 says:

          Something’s happening at the Buffalo JCC.
          Their Facebook page’s Hooah video (link above) with all the glory comments, where they were DELETING the new comments, is now GONE. Poof.
          So is any mention of the Saturday VET PT thingy. Facebook whitewash.

          Meanwhile, the Erie County Veterans Service Agency
          is keeping the VET PT ad post UP, while INVESTIGATING.

          Geez, I’d still like to travel up to Buffalo,
          and be there for the 11am Saturday morning VET PT.
          Alas, no takers to join me and man the video (as of Thurs 0330). Also, the motels aren’t filling up (vacancies cheap) for Friday, so no Expedia reservation is necessary, just GPS 2 or 3, and make a deal.
          However, now I can’t tell if VET PT is still on, or cancelled.

          Hopefully, something public is put out
          about the idiot savant (without the savant)
          by Friday morning (October 4).
          Y’all have been great on this one. 🙂

          • 5th/77th FA says:

            Methinks the locals in Up state New Yawk wanted no part of being compared to that desert wasteland of morals and honor in Elko NV. Maybe the time on target strike that MP/TAH made all the ‘splodey stuff get sticky stinky? Maybe someone up there is lurking these pages and sees the only way out is to distance themselves from any ASSociation with this sh^tbag?

            Would have loved to been able to make that trip and run a camera. Think of the you tube hits we’d a got.

            Keep pounding away marinedad61. You da man!

  2. 26Limabeans says:

    “NIAGRA FALLS”

    Slowly I turn….

  3. Ex-PH2 says:

    Maybe he should talk to this seal.

  4. ninja says:

    * Military Education = NONE.

    * Decoration & Awards = NONE.

    * Assignments = NONE.

    * Place of Entry = Niagra Falls Air Reserve Station

    * Place of Separation = Niagra Falls Air Reserve Station

    The is a Military Entrance Processing Station (MEPS) located at the Niagra Falls Reserve Station.

    Am getting the impression he started inprocessing at that MEPS, but possibly failed a physical or perhaps administration reason) and was not allowed to raise his right hand to be sworn into the Air Force Reserves OR was sworn in, but something happened that he was not able to move forward, thus explaining why his “Reserve” time covered almost a 2 year period.

    Or he was sworn in as a Reservist and never reported to Basic Training and was eventually dropped.

    He may be covering up something, because why else would he lie?

    • Keepin' It Real says:

      The last relevant remaining question to ask is: Does Sam Seiler rate the NDSM?

      • Anonymous says:

        Probably not.

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        NO, Samuel Thomas Seiler does not rate the NDSM. Samuel Thomas Seiler has ZERO time on Active Duty rendering him ineligible to receive it.

      • Hondo says:

        Pretty sure that the answer is no.

        Since 1990, a member of the Reserve Components must have been a member of the Selected Reserve (e.g., assigned to a TPU or IMA position) in order to qualify for the NDSM via other than full-time active duty service. Only possible exception would be for him to have been issued one after completing Initial Entry Training (IET).

        Since since his FOIA reply indicates no active duty, his attending IET is almost certainly a NO GO (he’d have received AD orders to attend). And with no unit assignments, I think we can rule out him serving in a TPU or IMA assignment also.

        • Hack Stone says:

          He probably enlisted in the Delayed Entry Program, then never showed up to MEPS on shipping day. It’s been over 30 years since Hack had any Recruiting experience, but pretty sure that DEP is limited to 364 days. Maybe he claimed a medical condition that prevented him from shipping on his date, and they got a waiver to roll him over, and eventually the Recruiter realized this would not ship and could not endure the intensive six week training provided in San Antonio.

          • Duane says:

            Or he signed up on DEP then did a no-show. I know for the Guard it takes about a year for them to do all the various steps to get rid of those that never showed up in the first place.

      • Hack Stone says:

        That would be the highly coveted and rarely awarded National Defense Service Medal.

    • Mason says:

      Agree. He never spent a day in uniform. If he’d have gone to Lackland, he’d appear in the DoD manpower database. I enlisted about a month before him and my ADT time shows up there.

    • AverageNCO says:

      From my time as an Air Force recruiter this has all the hallmarks of someone who enlisted in the reserves, but never went to basic training. Two years is a long time. My best educated guess is he was fully qualified and sworn into the DEP and then something happened to prevent him shipping out: (cold feet, holding out for specific job he didn’t get, medical condition that arose after initial physical, law violation?) There is a TON of things that kept him from going, but it is painfully obvious he never even arrived for Zero Week of BMT at Lackland

      • Hack Stone says:

        You forgot the girlfriend who doesn’t want him to leave. Saw a few instances of Contracts getting caught in the Honey Trap.

        • AverageNCO says:

          I lost a talented female DEP member who backed out because she started dating a complete douche-nozzle and took a job working with him at Walmart. Such a waste.

    • NHSparky says:

      DEP is 12 months, max. However, I’ve seen a few get a DEP discharge, then reclass/resworn into DEP the next day, so it would appear as unbroken.

      This one of those cases? And then he fails to ship for whatever reason?

  5. Daisy Cutter says:

    The product this guy’s selling is “we understand what you’re going through because we’ve been there, done that” but it’s all based on a false narrative.

    This is a profound violation of trust. Think about someone with combat-related PTSD opening up to a counselor that understands him/her and later realizing he/she has been duped.

    This is one of the worst forms of stolen valor I can think of.

    • STGCS Ret says:

      You just summed up all of these phony’s in one line –“Profound Violation of Trust” . I have become so skeptical of all non-profit veterans “help’ “service” groups I refuse to donate to anyone anymore.

      • AW1Ed says:

        I support Navy/Marine Relief and this site. Haven’t been disappointed with either.

      • Slow Joe says:

        Yeah. I agree.

        It is even worst than that.
        Since I discovered TAH and started my education on stolen valor, I have become very cynical and now I don’t believe absolutely NOBODY I see walking around with Veteran hats or whatever.
        “Show me your DD 214” is a mean thing to say to the elderly, but there are so many valor thieves out there…..

        Waiting in line to change my license plate, this old dude try to get me talking because I was in OCPs after work, and says he served with 101 in the Nam of the Viets, and he got the same Combat patch than me and shit, and I’m like, “Show me your DD 214”. He said he didn’t carry it with him. But at least he got quiet and I could go back to reading TAH on my phone.

    • Mason says:

      I feel like even a non-combat vet would be able to sniff out this guy’s BS in a few minutes.

      I’m reminded of the “Air Force captain” that I arrested for DWI one night. Claimed he went to the USAFA. I didn’t let on that I was Air Force (had just ETS’s actually). I casually mention the Air Force core values and he says, “The Air Force Academy doesn’t have core values” in a sneer. Bingo, target acquired.

      Came out at trial some months later that he attended the USAFA but washed out inside a semester. Probably because he couldn’t remember the core values. He actually told the judge all about his short attendance there when asked about his education. Failing out of a military academy in just a few months is an impressive waste of everyone’s time.

      • Martinjmpr says:

        Failing out of a military academy in just a few months is an impressive waste of everyone’s time.

        And the taxpayer’s money.

        Just think how pissed you’d be if your son or daughter just missed being appointed, only to have that turd show up and then drop out.

    • Aussiepusser says:

      Oh god yes!
      Opening up to someone you think understands what you’ve been through, and then finding out they’re a fraud? The worst betrayal you could face

  6. Comm Center Rat says:

    This fat, bearded, and tattooed imposter needs a good “Bible thumping” during a “come to Jesus meeting” with lots of four wall counseling. Run to the light Sam!

    I do give thanks to God that this poser never earned the highly coveted NDSM.

  7. 5th/77th FA says:

    And let the fun times begin! Left the lying, embellishing POSer Samuel Thomas Seiler, fake SEAL some love over to MP Site on evening past. The race is on for this walrus seal look-a-like. Nothing wrong with honorable service in the Wing Wipers Reserve…That is, if he had honorable service. With only two years “served” I would kind of doubt it. Sam(antha), we’re afixin to make you our bitch; this to prepare you for your upcoming service as apprentice towel fluffer at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear) and or chief taste tester at the BTJ&T Deli. I may be wrong here, but it appears as if your Stolen Valor may be in violation of certain laws. At the very least, your current employer may no longer be able to allow such a POS as yourself to remain on the payroll.

    You are a disgrace to humankind and need to take advantage of an exercise program to rid yourself of excess lard. While you’re at it…quit your lying. No even a good phony…no motor sicle, doo rag, shades, dog, or a buddy dying in your arms while being poked by the sharp stick in a tiger cage. Pack your bags, there is an ASSociation in NV or an Alaskan Boob that can use a seal of your level of asshatery. ESAD mofo.

    Motion for deployment of the HoI?

    • The Stranger says:

      Segundo!

    • Daisy Cutter says:

      He does have the operator beard and tattoos so you have to give him some street cred.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      AYE!!!

    • ChipNASA says:

      OK Guys,
      We’re here and have message copied…..

      Samuel Thomas Seiler

      Hey wanna be not really Airman First Class, never went to basic so you suck, you don’t even rate, I hope you like your Internet fame and attention because you’re certainly earned it.

      I HOPE YOU FUCKING CHOKE ON IT, BITCH. GRAB YOUR ASS CHEEKS AND START FLAPPING.

      The Hemisphere of Insults®™
      (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)
      FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
      TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!!
      THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!!
      DANGER CLOSE!!!!
      MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
      TAKE COVER!!!!!
      … Samuel (That’s Ma’am to you) Thomas (titty mouse) Seiler (Not a SEAL)…HEY DICKLESS WONDER, We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, NOT a SEAL, vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known you were going to turn out like this, she’d have prayed for a miscarriage, Diaper-Sniper, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child for post birth abortion, Testicle face, This twat waffle is dumber than a bucket of goat piss, I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou creature of the pit!, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, Dick Swallowing Jerk Wad Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection bunghole tonguer, Klootviool, Dude–even your balls are made of pussy, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, you were the kid that had to sit alone at lunchtime, you’re the afterbirth that slithered out from your mother’s filth, you have always been picked last, you are a puck shot, catcher’s mitt double dribble field goal miss, you are the trash bag after a barracks/frat house party, the Stanley Cup could be your Mom’s dildo, I wish you were an EOD training power point presentation. Not the cool, highly trained bad ass EOD guys, the recipient, He’s more fucked up than a spotted Zebra, shirt-lifter, This guy stepped on his dick so hard it made mine hurt, when your Mom was pregnant with you, the dry cleaner used to charge her double for extra coat hangers. She had bad aim, If this wasn’t so sad, it would be as funny as watching a monkey try to fuck a football, I’m surprised he didn’t award himself a Purple Heart for stepping on his dick., Anus tonguing shit slurping fuckwitted hemorrhoid munching dick lips wanktoaster, pud-knuckling pus-nuts, farting dive bubble cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping dickchops, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, short strand DNA ‘tard, a bathroom selfie loser, fake “death stare” makes you look like a semen sucking cum vampire on his way to a flying J truck stop hobo ball sac buffet, Cuntosaurus Rex, Bulbous Bleeding Batrachivorous Butthole Burrito, enjoys being attacked by and being sunk by meat torpedoes,
      if this guy even *had* a woman, or any balls, he’d keep them in her purse anyway, failed fido fluffer in doggo pron, even using an entire jar of top quality, organic, gourmet, peanut butterIf you started fucking off today and kept fucking off until the sun burns out you still wouldn’t fuck off far enough to fuck off, Fuck you Fucksicle, You’re so fucked up that his imaginary friend took a Restraining Order out against him, This pissant is such a genius of monumental proportions he can skullfuck his own asshole, You man meat munching, spunk bubble blowing butt sponge, You are a disease, worse than a crotch tick, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper, Boy, you couldn’t lead a fresh turd down the bowl, Thinks that he is in the “dark” secret ops, not realizing that he has his head up his ass, You were born stupid and had a prolapse, In need of an appointment with a brass-knuckles Amateur Dentist, exposure to diseased posers is also known as “the Result of Cyclospora” with * “Symptoms of cyclospora include diarrhea and frequent, sometimes explosive bowel movements, according to the CDC.” I say, I say, That boy’s about as sharp as a sack o’ wet mice, Dear fucking 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus on a cement tricycle, banjo eyed, insignificant and inconsequentially ignorant imbecilic idiot, single strand DNA refugee from a blow job, not worthy to lick taint lint off my cats backside, Unable to prevail against his one brained celled activity taking him over, so he types, talks, acts as if a retarded ghost possessed him. dickwad that can’t make a good seal on Tupperware, Buttcrackiula, tit, Oh, fuck you sideways with a roll of horse liniment coated concertina wire…you sorry, miserable, posing, shit eating goat fucker, You look like the product of an orgy at a family reunion, got-damn cum drop, You’re funnier than a sock full of frogs and tougher than a jar of marshmallow crème, Sharmouta, hey douche bag, I bet your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, as worthless as a Toyota airbag, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, meat-gazing walrus fart hamster queef that should have stayed a tittyfuck cumstain in the back seat of an AMC Pacer, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, I heard you volunteered to go to the Middle East to take on terrorists…dressed as a goat, I believe you to be one of the few, proud pieces of shit that flies won’t fuck on, You’re not the dumbest person on the planet, but you sure better hope he doesn’t die, needle dick bug fucker, wad of fungus on a pile of roach turd, Drongo, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, pigshit fungus, grubby little dick-beater, You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john, Connoisseur ,worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, jejeongsin-iya?, whore-hopping fecal wart, Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud, stench-ridden, Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled, shiftless, monkey-buggerer, petrified shit biscuit, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, ignoble itching buttcrack, You’re the reason God created Irritable Bowel Syndrome, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, lickspittle, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, Asshole casserole, Vafanculo, Nut hugger, People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore, salad tosser, gonorrheatic urethral cliff diver, smeerlap, fud, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, You look like something I’d draw with my left hand, Mayor Grundle Butter of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, Holy cupcake munching monkeys, clitwart, cuntscab, Fuck you, you nutless chickenfuck cocksucking rat-bastard piece of roach shit! Eat a whole fucking ConEx full of dicks!, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, malodorous odiferous felonious fido fucker, snowball, Coprophagous fop, Gonorrhea breath, swizzle tits, giggling beerflecked canker blossom,

      • ChipNASA says:

        how did you survive infancy, rectal rapee, Dude looks like he smells like hot dog water, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter, maybe this hero could strap a suicide vest to himself, go out in the open desert and make people confetti out of himself, Wait, of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON??, He’s so much of a dickhead he takes Viagra thru a nasal spray, and he’s still limp, How I the fuck do assholes like this sleep at night? With one hand on their tiny dick and the other thumb in their ass, Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, A butter knife amongst razor blades, Rusty Trombone Virtuoso, he is the kinda guy who likes meeting up with two strange men so they can sword fight in his mouth, he’s the kind of guy you’d find hanging out around highway rest areas because he’s frequenting the public bathrooms trying to gargle marbles for change, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, fucknuckles, is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket, Menstrual quimsquirt, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, Knobgobble, prancing pony penis puffer, Likes to turn his mouth into a day care center with guys baby gravy behind the local truck stop, I hope his rectum is popped so hard, he will achieve liftoff on Mr. Tiny’s launch pad, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, as popular as an SBD fart in church on a packed house Sunday, you should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, putrid barrel of fermenting manatee prostatic fluid, prodigious jenkem huffer, You’re a dirty coffee mug on a Monday morning filled to the brim with steaming frothy panther piss, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, Wooden dildo, assplow, Piss Whistle, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, lintlicker, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Stronzo, Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant, Road apple, Mule muffins, Buffalo bagels, Beaver biscuits, pony pucks & Pigeon pellets (Shout out to M*A*S*H Col. Potter) (Not Colonel Potter but if he’d have thought about it, he’d have said it. ) one giant pile of Moose marbles, Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, manpleaser, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, People like this make me wanna hatefuck a dumpster, on fire and then give sloppy seconds to a menstruating porcupine , Shit-Slot Cosmonaut, Proper Daft Cunt, you thought you had a hair on your dick until it peed, zombies would take one look at you and walk the other direction, Do you know who has more friends and is more popular than you? The Shit Pool at Kandahar Airfield Afghanistan, he has less brains than a bony eared assfish if he thought he would continue to get away with his bullshit, Fair suck of the sav, is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, he is just a rock with lips rocking the dick head look, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, He looks like the kind of guy that really needs to take a bath…with a toaster. baby cave, analconda, Grade A chode yodeler, tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, leg humper, You look like you were conceived through anal, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser, when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze Ball Cheese, you were born after your Dad cream-pied her asshole then finger fucked her vagina, your “heroic “ career is less believable than UFOs, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, you are the poster child for ED, when I want to terrorize my children, I tell YOU are under their bed, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid, Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid, you emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Deputy executive assistant jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, if I had the taste of you in my mouth, I’d lick the taint of a dead rotting water buffalo in the Vietnamese jungle just to get the taste out, just to fix your shit, you could make a Jew deny the Holocaust, consuming connoisseur of the chocolate starfish, Cocksucking Catfish, anal & vaginal prolapse, giant anal Q-Tip,

        • ChipNASA says:

          this freak fancies himself performing fellatio on a variety of pinnapeds, He went all vaginal. You *never* go all vaginal, fucked himself faster than a horny chihuahua by lying about his Military Service, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, Forrest Gump points and laughs at you, you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, looks like the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby,Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P) NOT a Navy SEAL, NOT NSW, Never even had any active duty time, NOT Retired from anything, NO Military Education, NO Awards and Decorations, NO Assignments, Obviously NEVER Deployed, and it goes without saying NO COMBAT Time, had ZERO years of service, yeah, you are worse than the Devil’s Hemorrhoids, TOTALLY a retarded, soul patch ball dusting, burn pit of worthlessness, you know the old saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?” You would be the exception, he can go fuck a hill of dildos, you’re so fugly, you could make the Sun go down and not want to come up again, you make people that know you, want ass cancer, you make Hillary Clinton’s vagina look attractive, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, remember that story in the news a while back about a guy that was arrested for fucking his girlfriend’s dog that had been dead for a few days, in front of a daycare center? Yeah, you’re worse than that guy, you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless, you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make your own Mother cry on Mother’s Day, you’re the reason proctologists are a thing, seeing you frolicking around in all your finery makes me understand why Abba wrote the song Dancing Queen, I’d rather watch AFRTS than see this guy’s shit on the Internet, if you were a planet, you’d be Uranus, YOU are the reason monkeys throw poop, you stupid toilet mint licker, Hitler wishes he had you as a mentor because now he feels like a failure, you weak-kneed no-load pus-nuts pisspants needle-dicked cockroach-fucking slug-licking bucket of lying cockroach shit!, Ball Basting Boy Wondor, What an oily little meatgazer, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag,
          Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Impacted breaching turtle head, Rumpleforeskin, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tapping glory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, pisses off more people than the clackers on an abacus, prepare your anus, karma is going in dry, You are a moron. A window pane licking, urinal cake eating, lying moron, YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, I heard you were created via frozen embryo, you must have thawed, obstreperous shit-whistle,what’s gross, a truckload of dead babies, what’s grosser than gross, a truckload of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat its way out, what is more disgusting than that? You, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, needle dick buttfucker, Putz, rectal inspector, this swollen, sweltering manhole should be infected with herpegonasyphilaids, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Richard Gere’s Ass Gerbil Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, you lying sack of mosquito, Siberian bag of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, You couldn’t make a point if someone gave you a pencil sharpener, should be pounded in the poop hole with a turret of a M1 Abrams, and then fired a WP round therein, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt, And a new addition thanks to Sarge I hereby introduce you to the ALPHABET ASSAULT:
          Annoying asinine asshole assistant to APL; bulimic ballsack biting butt buddy at Brucie’s Bathhouse (entrance in the rear); chronic cocksucking clymidiacic chickenfucking cretin; dumbass dumbshit dickguzzling dimwitted douchebag; erratic earwax eating enema expert; fowl felching monkeyfucking ferret fluffing Uncle Fester look-alike; gregarious gangrene carrying Grinch; hypocrtical hippo humping hackeysack full of horse shit; idiotic inbred imbecile with a low IQ and impotence issues; jumping jackass with jockey shorts full of jellyfish jism; kooky kommunistic klown kitty fucking knave; lying loathsome limpdick lillylivered lazyass llama blowing loser; manmeat mooching meatslapping moosecock muncher; no good ninja nippled needlenutted nobody; obsolete overfucked octopus orgy observer; penis pumping pee filled poster child for proper prophelactic usage; queasy queef quaffing quantum horsesqueeze; ratt fucking rump ranger who plays the rusty trombone; Shit surping semen burping dick sucking sorry sonavabitch with syphilis; taint ticking test subject for tits on men at Tiny’s Truck Stop; unclefucking ugly ass unborn umbilical discharge; valor Vulture and volunteer for vile vaginal discharge vacuum duty,
          wanks to blue waffle porn while waiting for winos to blow at the aforemention truck stop; useful as an upset ugly unicorn uterus; yodleing yellowbellied yak yanker; zipper gazing zealot with zits on his zero inch dick. Fuck off, eat shit, die in a fire.
          If any of this offends you, I’m sorry. If something here *doesn’t* offend you, I’m not trying hard enough!
          We now include the NEW & IMPROVED
          OFFICIAL TAH BINGO CARD®™
          /FREE with every deployment of an equal or greater value
          The Hemisphere of Insults®™
          https://imgur.com/nGqi3aR

          FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!
          Can I get an AMEN?! (Or your choice of exclamation/interjection.)
          Here endeth the lesson.

          Oh and one time Blake Morgan said: “ I swear I was hearing “O Beautiful for spacious skies… For amber waves of grain” playing as I was reading this…. “

          So without further ado, here is a link to the New York Orchestra performing America the Beautiful, at Carnegie Hall, for your listening pleasure, if you want a musical accompaniment to the The Hemisphere of Insults®™

          • Boat Sailor says:

            Chiefs Messes all around the World should have these postings as required reading, however, in today’s Services, there would be such awfully hurt feelings and sailors, Marines, soldiers and airmen fainting all over themselves after the first sentence of this Shakespearean compilation of nouns, pronouns (amateur nouns, too!), and adjectives being relayed to them in a strong, clear voice approximately six inches from their right ear lobe.

            • NHSparky says:

              Fuck that.

              If we had readings like that at Sunday lay services at sea, I might have gone once or twice.

              Even as oncoming section.

          • SFC D says:

            Amen and halle-fuckin-luah!

          • Toxic Deplorable Racist B Woodman says:

            GLORYOSKY AND HALLELUJAH!!
            AMEN!!

          • Sarge says:

            This might be ther fastest ever deployment of the Hemisphere of Insults®™.

            If it gets any bigger, it might have to be renamed to the Galax of Insults?

            • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

              It’s only the Hemisphere od Insults®™ right now, next would be the Planet of Insults®™!

              • ChipNASA says:

                Yeah, API, I think we’d have to go to about 8 or 9 pages or so for that.
                It depends on the post individual limits. I haven’t added too many new ones lately, just a couple in the last few weeks so everyone will need to contribute.

                NOTE TO ALL:

                Anyone is move than welcome to contribute their own insults, granted they are not too repetitive, and in those cases, I try to edit them to use some of the insult or add a little to it to make it not too much like any that already have been posted.

                Cheers!

          • Roh-Dog says:

            Chip, this is Roh-Dog; good effects on target, BDA 9.9/10, the dumb mildot reticle tatto on this douchebag’s elbow withstood the hellacious onslaught. K.

          • Grunt says:

            This makes me moist every single fucking time.

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        Wonderful!

  8. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Cocksucker.

  9. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Samuel Thomas Seiler NEVER served in the US Navy according to records found.
    Samuel Thomas Seiler WAS NEVER A USN SEAL according to records found.
    Samuel Thomas Seiler received ZERO Military Education according to records found.
    Samuel Thomas Seiler is yet another reject Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear).
    Samuel Thomas Seiler has NO Military Decorations and Awards according to records found.
    Samuel Thomas Seiler IS NOT a recipient of the NDSM.
    Samuel Thomas Seiler looks like he also enjoys cruising highway rest areas in search of fun.
    Samuel Thomas Seiler WAS NEVER deployed.
    Samuel Thomas Seiler acts like he has a very serious case of Tiny Penis Syndrome.
    Samuel Thomas Seiler is of the same ilk as some characters in Elko NV.
    Samuel Thomas Seiler has ZERO Active Duty time in service.
    Samuel Thomas Seiler looks like he should NOT be left alone with Women or Children.
    Samuel Thomas Seiler is as genuine as Gregory C. Banks.
    Samuel Thomas Seiler is more full of shit than either ten thousand Used Car Salesmen or a platoon of politicians.
    Samuel Thomas Seiler has some very serious ‘splainin to do to his Employer.
    Samuel Thomas Seiler will now wallow in The Power of Google®™ as Samuel Thomas Seiler realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

    How Copy,
    ((((OVER))))

    • Graybeard says:

      API, I copy
      “Samuel Thomas Seiler NEVER served in the US Navy according to records found.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler WAS NEVER A USN SEAL according to records found.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler received ZERO Military Education according to records found.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler is yet another reject Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear).
      Samuel Thomas Seiler has NO Military Decorations and Awards according to records found.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler IS NOT a recipient of the NDSM.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler looks like he also enjoys cruising highway rest areas in search of fun.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler WAS NEVER deployed.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler acts like he has a very serious case of Tiny Penis Syndrome.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler is of the same ilk as some characters in Elko NV.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler has ZERO Active Duty time in service.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler looks like he should NOT be left alone with Women or Children.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler is as genuine as Gregory C. Banks.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler is more full of shit than either ten thousand Used Car Salesmen or a platoon of politicians.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler has some very serious ‘splainin to do to his Employer.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler will now wallow in The Power of Google®™ as Samuel Thomas Seiler realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.”

      5x5x5
      ((((OVER))))

    • SFC D says:

      ALL STATIONS THIS NET D’s Cantina sends;

      Samuel Thomas Seiler NEVER served in the US Navy according to records found.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler WAS NEVER A USN SEAL according to records found.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler received ZERO Military Education according to records found.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler is yet another reject Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear).
      Samuel Thomas Seiler has NO Military Decorations and Awards according to records found.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler IS NOT a recipient of the NDSM.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler looks like he also enjoys cruising highway rest areas in search of fun.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler WAS NEVER deployed.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler acts like he has a very serious case of Tiny Penis Syndrome.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler is of the same ilk as some characters in Elko NV.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler has ZERO Active Duty time in service.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler looks like he should NOT be left alone with Women or Children.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler is as genuine as Gregory C. Banks.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler is more full of shit than either ten thousand Used Car Salesmen or a platoon of politicians.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler has some very serious ‘splainin to do to his Employer.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler will now wallow in The Power of Google®™ as Samuel Thomas Seiler realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      GOOD COPY, I say again:

      Samuel Thomas Seiler NEVER served in the US Navy according to records found.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler WAS NEVER A USN SEAL according to records found.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler received ZERO Military Education according to records found.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler is yet another reject Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear).
      Samuel Thomas Seiler has NO Military Decorations and Awards according to records found.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler IS NOT a recipient of the NDSM.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler looks like he also enjoys cruising highway rest areas in search of fun.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler WAS NEVER deployed.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler acts like he has a very serious case of Tiny Penis Syndrome.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler is of the same ilk as some characters in Elko NV.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler has ZERO Active Duty time in service.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler looks like he should NOT be left alone with Women or Children.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler is as genuine as Gregory C. Banks.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler is more full of shit than either ten thousand Used Car Salesmen or a platoon of politicians.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler has some very serious ‘splainin to do to his Employer.
      Samuel Thomas Seiler will now wallow in The Power of Google®™ as Samuel Thomas Seiler realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

  10. Terry Sheehan says:

    This guy sounds exactly like Al Franken’s version of the character Stuart Smalley.

    “I’m good enough, I’m smart enough and doggone it … people like me.”

  11. Roh-Dog says:

    Turd.

  12. Anonymous says:

    Fortnite Service Medal, Battle of Hoth Ribbon, 3,000 hours Hotpocket consumption…

  13. Morgan Blake says:

    I’ve never heard it referred to as “battle time.”

    Ranks up there with “Vietnam times.”

    • 26Limabeans says:

      I think it’s like Hostile Fire Pay for
      video gamers.

    • rgr769 says:

      My thoughts exactly. Although it was over 47 years ago, I have never referred to, nor heard anyone else refer to, Vietnam or any other combat service as “battle time.” Maybe that is a thing on “Call of Doodie,” but that is the first time I ever heard that phrase from anyone purporting to be a combat veteran.

  14. C2Show says:

    Dude was a damn reserve in home of reservist and worst place you can be….Niagra falls ARS. Nobody wants go there but damn…lied to be a NSW and thought nobody would find him?

    Time to run buddy.

    • Hack Stone says:

      Lighten up. Niagara Falls Air Reserve Station is the only thing standing between you and a swarm of angry Canucks trying to destabilize our economy by using their coins in our vending machines.

      • 5th/77th FA says:

        They are failing in that mission Hack Stone. The cashier tried to give me change at the Cracker Barrel down here Saturday with Canuck Coins. She didn’t even realize it til I pointed out her error.

  15. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    PUTZ.

  16. Toxic Deplorable Racist B Woodman says:

    He looks like he ATE the seal.
    Or blew a seal.
    Whichever joke works best.

  17. Alaska Bob Glaves says:

    Challenge him to mail in his DD-214.

  18. marinedad61 says:

    Looky here. Posted September 29.

    Operation Vet / Veteran Workouts (Held at JCC Buffalo)
    1st Sat 11am – 1pm (THIS Saturday, October 5)
    Sam Seiler (716) 204-2254

    Up, 2, 3, 4.
    Hoi, Hoi, Hoi, Hoi.

    I’ll be watching THIS unfold.

    https://www.facebook.com/ErieCountyVeterans/photos/a.62325110980/10156175395430981/?type=3

  19. Skippy says:

    What a complete turd 💩
    Basically no service
    So let’s play seal

    BHWHAHAHAHA !!!!!

    Enjoy your fame

  20. 3/10/MED/b says:

    It may be my impression (but “I don’t do impressions; My training is in psychiatry…”*), is there a little quiver in Sam the Super SEAL’s voice, like maybe he knows he’s fuckin’ up?

    (*Airplane 2, The Sequel)

  21. OldManchu says:

    VET? Veterans Exercising Together? Realllly???.

    You mean PT.

    • 3/10/MED/b says:

      More hilarity from OldManchu.

      Got a feeling the hits on ol’ “Sam I am”, are more to come.

      “Sam I am”?

      Oooohhh, man, the door is wide open on that one.

    • marinedad61 says:

      Q- What happens when 2 of us show up on Saturday morning
      for VET (Veterans Exercising Together) at JCC Buffalo,
      driving up with our veteran license plates,
      sporting our black / yellow letter veteran caps,
      carrying a pack of inkjet prints of webpages,
      wearing our Converse All-Star suedes,
      with 1 of us wearing a Marine Dad sweatshirt,
      and 1 of us streaming live video on the cellphone?

      A – Only Mel Brooks can say the answer and get away with it.

  22. Max says:

    Find this guy especially annoying as I am reading “Honor and Betrayal” by Patrick Robinson & am so totally blown away by the amazing SEALS. Really recommend this book.

  23. So Sam Seiler wasn’t a Sailor who sailed across the salty seas to sea what he could sea which we could all agree to sea what Sam could sea.

  24. Daisy Cutter says:

    “We went in, we did what we had to do, and we got out.” – ‘Alaska Bob’ Glaves –

    “They’re talking about our vests.” – Les Brown –

    “I had a total of five and a half years of battle time.” – Sam Seiler –

    And the hits just keep on comin’

    • marinedad61 says:

      Les Brown said this….. about “combat.”

      (June 15, 2019 Elko Daily Free Press)

      “One of my platoon sergeants years ago said that if we go into a combat zone these people that you’re with become your family.

      It didn’t make a whole lot of sense until we went into that combat zone and he was absolutely right …

      “You have to count on each other to get home.
      We all build this bond to cover each other so that we can do what we need to do, and yet go home, because home is – home is where we all want to be.”
      — Les Brown, Elko POW/MIA.

      • Cameron Kingsley says:

        How is that putz doing by the way?

        • marinedad61 says:

          Out of view (no photos or public words)
          on National POW/MIA Recognition Day
          at the Carlin dive bar Chili Cookoff.

          There are more parades and holidays coming,
          and Elko County knows the nation is watching,
          with boots on the ground in Elko,
          carrying cellphones and a GoPro.

          Les Brown also has an LED billboard in Elko to worry about, but that’s an upcoming embarrassment the entire Elko POW*MIA will be forced to deal with.
          Unless…….

          • Cameron Kingsley says:

            I guess he’s waiting and hoping for the heat to die down. He should probably quit while he’s behind.

            • marinedad61 says:

              Behind?
              Big Bottom, drives me out of my mind.
              How can I leave this behind?

              Well, it was either
              In The Navy, by Village People,
              or this.

    • 3/10/MED/b says:

      “‘Tis but a scratch.”

      The Black Knight.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      And to think that a valiant, if off her nut, warrior like Joan of Arc led France’s army against the English and succeeded, even though it cost her in the end.

      These slugs can’t even measure up to the ground she walked on to her execution.

  25. rgr769 says:

    Wow! We are only into the new fiscal year by less than 12 hours and we already have our first phony SEAL. Navy will likely win the phony pony competition again this fiscal year. Fakers just love those dress whites and the “Budweiser.”

  26. Green Thumb says:

    Sam Seiler = Loser.

  27. 3/10/MED/b says:

    Sam the Sham. I did not want to burden my verbal limits on the TAH community; I knew I would have backup with better prose. Awaiting incoming, over;

  28. Keepin' It Real says:

    “There I was… knee deep in Annual Retirement Point Records and Drill Reschedule forms. I had to squeeze in a few drills to make good on my Air Force Reserve Points Statement, or I would not get a ‘good year.’

    Suddenly and without warning, they announced they were closing the Reserve Center the next weekend due to imminent inclement weather. The new Fiscal Year was coming up. It was fish or cut bait.

    What about funeral duty escort? Damn, nobody died.

    What about four consecutive Thursday nights? Only open on the first Thursday of each month.

    What about a four day Active Duty for Special Work recall? No, ADSWs are a minimum of 180 days.

    My options were fading away quickly. I reached deep inside, knowing my time was running out like the last few grains of sand in an hourglass.

    So, I rescheduled the rescheduled drills three times over. It was like punting after I’ve already punted.

    The only easy day was yesterday.”

    – Sam “SEALer” Seiler –

  29. Morgan Blake says:

    One thing that Seiler will be successful at is cracking 100 posts on TAH.

  30. 3/10/MED/b says:

    “Why is this happening to me?” said Sam,
    As I fake another sham.
    I was deceitful in what I had written;
    And all the stories of blood that I have smitten;
    I faked a hero, long ago,
    As I help Veterans who have been through so;
    I cannot apologize for my weight;
    Or my flaccid unsteady gait;
    The VET plan did not work out;
    Due to my impending gout;
    Stay away all of you;
    Who will give me my literary due;
    I am Sam, Sam the Sham.
    Hopefully, no one will know
    what I really am.

    • rgr769 says:

      The Bard of Avon or Longfellow could not have done any better. Kudos for your poetry. All we need now is to put it to music and it could be called: “The Balad of the Busted Butt-wiper.”

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      Samuel Thomas Seiler thought he would be a hit
      Everyone found he was full of shit
      He sought fame
      And folks found he was lame
      He thought he was cool
      And now he’s in a cesspool
      And everyone is laughing at him.

  31. C2Show says:

    My God…look at that video. He is telling a sea of lies. In from 2001 to 2009, has pic of himself in ACUs it looks like with Gadsden Patch. Its hard to watch 30 seconds on that mess. I assume ole Sam deleted his facebook and started the midnight run.

  32. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    I am Samuel Thomas Seiler.
    I tell lie after lie using it as a feeler.
    I like to squeal
    That I was a SEAL
    And I scatter shit like a spreader.
    I thought I wouldn’t get caught
    But TAH and MP hit like double ‘aught,
    And now my ass is in a binder.
    I’m in a shame booth
    Because I wouldn’t tell the truth
    And it’s hit me like a Sidewinder.

  33. Mustang Major says:

    This guy had some nerve with his BS. Glad someone saw through it and had him checked out. All those tattoos and nowhere to go. Real shame.

  34. fixedgear808 says:

    It appears that Sam has deleted his Facebook account

  35. Morgan Blake says:

    Over the past few months, I think we’ve established that:

    * Elko Nevada is the Area 51 home base of POSers, sometimes referred to as “The Hive”

    * Niagra Falls is their honeymoon vacation spot and fitness mecca.

    * Port Angeles is where they go for a free ride.

    * Alaska is where they go when they simply want to drop off the grid.

  36. Keepin' It Real says:

    Being married to a fake SEAL persona may get you some unearned respect on occasion, and may offer you a little warmth on a cold winter’s night, but in the end, she’s a cruel lover.

  37. Mustang Major says:

    It is interesting how Sam Seller (and others) ended up on TAH. Looking at the MP article, it reads “Some were skeptical and asked Military Phony to look into these claims.” No a bad thing to do- reporting a phony for investigation. However, it is easy for an individual to figure out how then request an individuals military records on their own. TAH has a section on it. I have done it myself. Easy with the proper information.

    However, what you get by going the MP or TAH route as opposed to an individual effort to expose a phony is eternal internet fame for the phony. So, If a person has an ax to grind with someone, it doesn’t get any better than MP and TAH.

    All of this makes me think that Sam Seller must have really pissed off some people for him to show up on MP and TAH.

  38. NHSparky says:

    What’s the sound Sam the Sham makes when he goes over Niagra Falls?

    DOUCHE!!!!

  39. Green Thumb says:

    WWP, IVAW and Paul Reickhoff ass buddy in 3….2…1…!

    • Green Thumb says:

      I love that “Special Story” photo at the bottom.

      It just screams “Semi Tough!”

      What a clown.

      I would be surprised if All-Points Logistics and the False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress has not reached out to bring him on board.

  40. marinedad61 says:

    Trackdown.
    Google Search roadmap of shame.
    #4 on the list > Sam Seiler – Phony SEAL : This ain’t Hell,…
    Way too many Navy NSW plugs out there,
    along with that damn Operation VET Hooah video.

    JCC Buffalo has a LOT of deleting to do.
    Here’s the roadmap. Good luck.

    https://www.google.com/search?q=%22sam+seiler%22+vet+buffalo

    • Comm Center Rat says:

      Sam makes no mention in the video of his two years of arduous training and service in the Air Force Reserve. He simply fast forwards to enlisting in the Navy after the 9/11 attacks then doing the nation’s heavy lifting as a SEAL during 5.5 years of “battle time.”

      It’s almost as if Sam is not proud of his Air Force “career.” But he does seem very excited about getting hot and sweaty while working out with other veterans. Sam also broaches the possibility of overnight camping with his new workout bros.

      • marinedad61 says:

        Watching that Operation VET Hooah video
        pisses me off more and more every day.

        It’s my PPNSSD
        (Post Phony Navy SEAL Stress Disorder)
        kicking in again.

        The only thing that comes close,
        is the Phony Gulf War Veterans (like Les Brown).
        PPGWVSD.

        Some civilians grasp the concept. Some don’t.

    • marinedad61 says:

      Similar (without the VET) Sam Seiler Google search…
      #6 on the list > Sam Seiler – US Navy SEAL, Operations Iraqi Freedom / Enduring Freedom, Over Five Years Combat Time, Blog of Shame (MP)

      Just so JCC Buffalo doesn’t miss any.

      https://www.google.com/search?q=%22sam+seiler%22+buffalo

  41. sbalm says:

    Posted by the Erie County Veterans Service Agency:

    “We contacted Sam Seiler and asked him to verify his credentials by sending us his DD214. He replied, “I do not have proper documentation.”

    We provided him the resources to obtain his military records. We also contacted the Erie County Clerk’s and Niagara County Clerk’s Offices and they do not have his DD214.

    Therefore, this will be the last posting of this flier.”

    • sbalm says:

      NOTE: The flier means the advertising flier for the Veteran’s exercise program called VET (Veterans Exercising Together).

      • 5th/77th FA says:

        out f’ing standing and a big BZ to MP/VG for busting this POS. Kudos to the VSA for stepping up. More kudos forthcoming when they lock the lying sack of sh^t up for his use of stolen valor for monetary gain. Samuel Seiler, you may remember that I was FIRST to comment on the MP Site about your upcoming Google fame. How’s it feel to be so famous? Rot in Hell mofo, while Satan devours your worthless soul.

    • marinedad61 says:

      sbalm – Thank you for the prompt update.

      This is now a newsworthy story for the Buffalo TV stations
      and The Buffalo News, Buffalo’s primary newspaper, which routinely covers news, events, and personnel changes at the JCC Buffalo.

      Any reporter who first watches the Vimeo Operation VET video, and sees the JCC award, then sees the MP and TAH pages, and finally, interviews the Erie County Veterans Service Agency, will have a complete Stolen Valor expose story in their hands.

      Great job, MP & TAH.

      https://www.google.com/search?q=%22buffalo+news%22+jcc+2019

    • marinedad61 says:

      Oh Oh…..

      The NEXT Operation VET is Saturday, November 2.
      How do I know?
      It’s plastered all around Western New York on the internet.

      This is an example, the AARP page for Williamsville, NY:
      Operation Vet
      Saturday, Nov 2, 2019 at 11:00am
      WBBZ-TV
      4545 Transit Rd Suite 750,
      Williamsville, NY 14221
      Free (JCC Buffalo weblink on this page.)

      It’s not over…… ’til it’s over.

      https://local.aarp.org/event/operation-vet-2019-11-02-williamsville-ny.html

  42. Mom of girls says:

    Why bother? If he lied, he lied. Why destroy his family and him. His child and wife shouldn’t be punished. Let the military deal with it.

    • 5th/77th FA says:

      Think about it this way Mom of girls. To those that served in the Military and lost friends and family in Combat the Stolen Valor hits home hard. You are a Mom with girls. What if a guy was claiming to be a Mother of girls and was running a service to help real Mothers with girls. He’s no Mother cause he’s male. He has no children, at all, especially girls. And he is taking money/compensation for this service. Would you not feel differently then?

      Thanks for playing.

      • NHSparky says:

        I’ll go one better and provide an example.

        Mom, don’t know how old you are, but in 1988, IIRC, CBS did a special called, “The Wall Within.” In it, four supposed VN veterans were interviewed, each telling harrowing tales of war crimes and “their experiences” in Vietnam.

        Only one problem: only one of them was a veteran, and that guy was on a ship that never took fire nor was it even within sight of Vietnam.

        To date, CBS has never issued a correction, retraction, or apology.

        This is important because phonies and embellishers perpetuate false stereotypes of vets. It’s hard enough for some who have served but putting vets in a bad light makes it that much harder on those of us who have quietly served and just want to go on with our lives.

    • marinedad61 says:

      Or this,
      Mom of girls…
      I’m a (single parent) Dad of (grown) girls, 1 a US Marine.

      In 2015, a Phony Navy SEAL tried to infiltrate my FAMILY.
      Schmoozed a female relative into falling in love.
      He had a bedroom shrine to himself, of (phony) plaques and medals,
      all to bag the babes. A bedroom HERO.
      But, he was losing his home due to a 2nd divorce
      (Yes, his 2nd ex-wife YHREW HIM OUT when she found out he was a Phony Navy SEAL).

      He didn’t learn, he didn’t stop, he didn’t turn honest,
      HE DID IT AGAIN. To MY relative.
      I had my doubts immediately,
      but he happily continued to lie for 4 months,
      while suspicions grew,
      and family civil war erupted.
      He didn’t come clean. He stacked on with more lies of heroism.
      Finally, I had him verified.
      PHONY.
      Never a Navy SEAL.

      But by then, he had moved into her home,
      and popped the engagement ring.
      All based on a con. Lies.
      And turning family members against each other.

      Yes, she threw him out after I outed him.
      Yes, it was ugly.

      So, I ask you, Mom of girls,
      do you want THIS happening to YOUR daughter(s)???

      https://gfycat.com/neglectedindolentbird

  43. marinedad61 says:

    Phony Navy SEAL Sam Seiler is OFF the contact list as JCC Buffalo.

    Compliments to greater Buffalo, New York
    for handling the surprise disappointment of Stolen Valor
    much better than some other communities.

    Also……..
    Check out the Dependa blog comment just above.
    Who wants to reply 1st? Geez.

    https://www.jccbuffalo.org/contact/

    • 5th/77th FA says:

      Thanks for the tracking and update on this one marinedad61. You are correct, it is good to see an organization/community step up and do the right thing in these cases. Unlike what we are seeing from a certain ASSociation in Elko NV, and that crown down in AZ. And lest we forget, Alaska Bob.

  44. gerry fiegl says:

    I was friends with Sam when I was a JCC member. he had everyone fooled.This whole thing blows my mind. I was told today he was fired . We were friends on facebook and I checked today , Poof, he has disappeared. I was told his wife is pregnant with their 2nd child. I feel pretty bad for her