Sam Seiler – Phony SEAL

| October 1, 2019

The folks at Military Phony send us their work on Samuel Thomas Seiler, who more commonly just goes by “Sam.”  Seiler lives in Lockport New York and is 38 years old as of September 2019.

Seiler works for a noteworthy, respectable ministry organization that supports veterans.  In a video, Seiler is held out to be a US Navy SEAL with the supporting images.

The above video can be found here: https://www.facebook.com/jccbuffalo/videos/350705685740438/

and here: https://vimeo.com/273727580

Seiler claims to have been a veteran of the US Navy and enlisted in “November of 2001 until January 2009.” (0:11)

Seiler claims “I was deployed in support of Operation Iraqi Freedom and Operation Enduring Freedom.” (0:17)

There are many images of special operators displaying as Seiler talks.

Seiler claims to have “did a total of about five and a half years of battle time.” (1:33)

At the end of the video, it lists Seiler as Retired Navy and Naval Special Warfare (NSW).

On a website talking about special stories, it lists Seiler as a Navy SEAL.

After the BUD/S-SEAL database was checked and found to not have Seiler’s name, his military records were requested.

The DoD Manpower Data Center (SCRA) listed no active duty service for Seiler.

Next, the Department of the Navy was contacted due to Seiler’s claimed dates of service (i.e. 2001-2009).

Next, just to leave no stone unturned, we checked with the National Personnel Records Center.

Seiler did a brief enlistment in the US Air Force Reserve, but the NPRC confirmed there was no active duty which explains why he never showed up in the DoD Manpower Data Center (SCRA) database.

Let me break this down in simple terms:

  • No service in the US Navy = NO Navy SEAL
  • No active duty = NO “Battle Time”
  • No active duty = NO OIF/OEF
  • 2002-2004 does not equal 2001-2009

Perhaps the reputable ministry that supports veterans should ask Sam Seiler a few hard questions about his service.  If this gets out it may not speak well for those veterans that seek Seiler’s advice and counseling based on “being in the suck.”

Category: Fake SEAL, Navy Poser, Phony SEAL, Religion

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AW1Ed

‘Cause nothing starts your day like a phony SEAL. The best way for Samuel Thomas Seiler to get in front of this is to fess up, apologize, and never misrepresent himself again.

Now would be a good time to start.

marinedad61

He’s “General Manager of (Jewish Community Center) JCC Buffalo”?

I hope he’s not the fingers on their Facebook page.
If he is, it’s the perfect place to tell everyone the truth.

https://www.facebook.com/jccbuffalo/

marinedad61

Evidence of NEW comments being DELETED on the JCC Facebook page.
Ugh.
Here we go again.

marinedad61

Yes, even though JCC Buffalo is closed today
(holiday)
Facebook comments are being deleted on the video above,
as well as today’s holiday posts.

The board of trustees at JCC Buffalo
should be made aware of their Phony Navy SEAL.

https://www.jccbuffalo.org/about/board-of-trustees/

Hondo

FWIW: email addresses for JCC Buffalo’s Executive Team (e.g., the Executive Director, Associate Executive Director, Chief Financial Officer, Senior HR Director, and Senior Director for Facilities Management) appear to be available at this link:

https://www.jccbuffalo.org/contact/

I wonder if they realize that they’ve hired someone who appears to have rather grossly embellished their military career to a position of responsibility within their organization?

Club Manager, USA ret.

He’s not GM, looks like Recreation and Fitness Manager. I am on this like and will smoke this sonovabitch using language addressees will understand.

The Stranger

*Munch Munch*
Go get ‘im, Chief!
*Munch Munch*
*Sip*
Aaaah!

Club Manager, USA ret.

His organization is on this, particularly a retired Navy Captain in their HQ office.

The Stranger

It keeps getting better and better😆. I need more popcorn 🍿!

The Stranger

Dammit! I reported myself!

marinedad61

Something’s happening at the Buffalo JCC.
Their Facebook page’s Hooah video (link above) with all the glory comments, where they were DELETING the new comments, is now GONE. Poof.
So is any mention of the Saturday VET PT thingy. Facebook whitewash.

Meanwhile, the Erie County Veterans Service Agency
is keeping the VET PT ad post UP, while INVESTIGATING.

Geez, I’d still like to travel up to Buffalo,
and be there for the 11am Saturday morning VET PT.
Alas, no takers to join me and man the video (as of Thurs 0330). Also, the motels aren’t filling up (vacancies cheap) for Friday, so no Expedia reservation is necessary, just GPS 2 or 3, and make a deal.
However, now I can’t tell if VET PT is still on, or cancelled.

Hopefully, something public is put out
about the idiot savant (without the savant)
by Friday morning (October 4).
Y’all have been great on this one. 🙂

5th/77th FA

Methinks the locals in Up state New Yawk wanted no part of being compared to that desert wasteland of morals and honor in Elko NV. Maybe the time on target strike that MP/TAH made all the ‘splodey stuff get sticky stinky? Maybe someone up there is lurking these pages and sees the only way out is to distance themselves from any ASSociation with this sh^tbag?

Would have loved to been able to make that trip and run a camera. Think of the you tube hits we’d a got.

Keep pounding away marinedad61. You da man!

26Limabeans

“NIAGRA FALLS”

Slowly I turn….

jimmyb

That was funny! One of my favorite Three Stooges films of all time.

A Proud Infidel®™

Something like this?

FC2(SW)Ron

…..step by step……

marinedad61
Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

I was going to say the Abbott & Costello Niagra Falls Skit. Got beaten to it.

Ex-PH2

Maybe he should talk to this seal.

ninja

* Military Education = NONE.

* Decoration & Awards = NONE.

* Assignments = NONE.

* Place of Entry = Niagra Falls Air Reserve Station

* Place of Separation = Niagra Falls Air Reserve Station

The is a Military Entrance Processing Station (MEPS) located at the Niagra Falls Reserve Station.

Am getting the impression he started inprocessing at that MEPS, but possibly failed a physical or perhaps administration reason) and was not allowed to raise his right hand to be sworn into the Air Force Reserves OR was sworn in, but something happened that he was not able to move forward, thus explaining why his “Reserve” time covered almost a 2 year period.

Or he was sworn in as a Reservist and never reported to Basic Training and was eventually dropped.

He may be covering up something, because why else would he lie?

Keepin' It Real

The last relevant remaining question to ask is: Does Sam Seiler rate the NDSM?

Anonymous

Probably not.

A Proud Infidel®™

NO, Samuel Thomas Seiler does not rate the NDSM. Samuel Thomas Seiler has ZERO time on Active Duty rendering him ineligible to receive it.

Hondo

Pretty sure that the answer is no.

Since 1990, a member of the Reserve Components must have been a member of the Selected Reserve (e.g., assigned to a TPU or IMA position) in order to qualify for the NDSM via other than full-time active duty service. Only possible exception would be for him to have been issued one after completing Initial Entry Training (IET).

Since since his FOIA reply indicates no active duty, his attending IET is almost certainly a NO GO (he’d have received AD orders to attend). And with no unit assignments, I think we can rule out him serving in a TPU or IMA assignment also.

Hack Stone

He probably enlisted in the Delayed Entry Program, then never showed up to MEPS on shipping day. It’s been over 30 years since Hack had any Recruiting experience, but pretty sure that DEP is limited to 364 days. Maybe he claimed a medical condition that prevented him from shipping on his date, and they got a waiver to roll him over, and eventually the Recruiter realized this would not ship and could not endure the intensive six week training provided in San Antonio.

Duane

Or he signed up on DEP then did a no-show. I know for the Guard it takes about a year for them to do all the various steps to get rid of those that never showed up in the first place.

Hack Stone

That would be the highly coveted and rarely awarded National Defense Service Medal.

OC

I gotz me one of ’em and I’m proud as can be.

akpual

Ooh ooh ooh, me too.

Anonymous

2X

Currahee John

Six years active and NG service, and nothing but a GCM to show for it. (1976-82, a rather quiet period)

Mason

Agree. He never spent a day in uniform. If he’d have gone to Lackland, he’d appear in the DoD manpower database. I enlisted about a month before him and my ADT time shows up there.

AverageNCO

From my time as an Air Force recruiter this has all the hallmarks of someone who enlisted in the reserves, but never went to basic training. Two years is a long time. My best educated guess is he was fully qualified and sworn into the DEP and then something happened to prevent him shipping out: (cold feet, holding out for specific job he didn’t get, medical condition that arose after initial physical, law violation?) There is a TON of things that kept him from going, but it is painfully obvious he never even arrived for Zero Week of BMT at Lackland

Hack Stone

You forgot the girlfriend who doesn’t want him to leave. Saw a few instances of Contracts getting caught in the Honey Trap.

AverageNCO

I lost a talented female DEP member who backed out because she started dating a complete douche-nozzle and took a job working with him at Walmart. Such a waste.

NHSparky

DEP is 12 months, max. However, I’ve seen a few get a DEP discharge, then reclass/resworn into DEP the next day, so it would appear as unbroken.

This one of those cases? And then he fails to ship for whatever reason?

Daisy Cutter

The product this guy’s selling is “we understand what you’re going through because we’ve been there, done that” but it’s all based on a false narrative.

This is a profound violation of trust. Think about someone with combat-related PTSD opening up to a counselor that understands him/her and later realizing he/she has been duped.

This is one of the worst forms of stolen valor I can think of.

STGCS Ret

You just summed up all of these phony’s in one line –“Profound Violation of Trust” . I have become so skeptical of all non-profit veterans “help’ “service” groups I refuse to donate to anyone anymore.

AW1Ed

I support Navy/Marine Relief and this site. Haven’t been disappointed with either.

Slow Joe

Yeah. I agree.

It is even worst than that.
Since I discovered TAH and started my education on stolen valor, I have become very cynical and now I don’t believe absolutely NOBODY I see walking around with Veteran hats or whatever.
“Show me your DD 214” is a mean thing to say to the elderly, but there are so many valor thieves out there…..

Waiting in line to change my license plate, this old dude try to get me talking because I was in OCPs after work, and says he served with 101 in the Nam of the Viets, and he got the same Combat patch than me and shit, and I’m like, “Show me your DD 214”. He said he didn’t carry it with him. But at least he got quiet and I could go back to reading TAH on my phone.

Mason

I feel like even a non-combat vet would be able to sniff out this guy’s BS in a few minutes.

I’m reminded of the “Air Force captain” that I arrested for DWI one night. Claimed he went to the USAFA. I didn’t let on that I was Air Force (had just ETS’s actually). I casually mention the Air Force core values and he says, “The Air Force Academy doesn’t have core values” in a sneer. Bingo, target acquired.

Came out at trial some months later that he attended the USAFA but washed out inside a semester. Probably because he couldn’t remember the core values. He actually told the judge all about his short attendance there when asked about his education. Failing out of a military academy in just a few months is an impressive waste of everyone’s time.

Martinjmpr

Failing out of a military academy in just a few months is an impressive waste of everyone’s time.

And the taxpayer’s money.

Just think how pissed you’d be if your son or daughter just missed being appointed, only to have that turd show up and then drop out.

Aussiepusser

Oh god yes!
Opening up to someone you think understands what you’ve been through, and then finding out they’re a fraud? The worst betrayal you could face

Comm Center Rat

This fat, bearded, and tattooed imposter needs a good “Bible thumping” during a “come to Jesus meeting” with lots of four wall counseling. Run to the light Sam!

I do give thanks to God that this poser never earned the highly coveted NDSM.

ninja

CCR:

You commented “needs a good “Bible thumping” during a “come to Jesus meeting”.

I think this guy is of the Jewish Faith.

😉😊

A Proud Infidel®™

Something tells me that he will soon have to take up employment as a Dishwasher/puke mopper at Billy’s Bar & Grill sometime soon.

AW1Ed

Best. Ninjas. Ever.
*grin*

Comm Center Rat

Thanks for the clarification ninja.

If Sam is not a adherent of the Messianic Judaism movement then please substitute “Torah thumping” for “Bible thumping” and “come to Yahweh meeting” vice “come to Jesus meeting.”

Regardless of his faith or lack thereof, Sam is a faker and imposter in need of counsel.

Ret_25X

what would make this story complete is if it turns out he isn’t Jewish either..

LOL

Hack Stone

Can’t he be an Honorary Jew? Hack dated a few Jewish girls while in High School, that must be where he got his craving for bagels

SFC D

So we’ll beat him with the Old Testament.

The Stranger

Use the Talmud, there’s a couple dozen volumes so as to leave a memorable whoopin’.

5th/77th FA

And let the fun times begin! Left the lying, embellishing POSer Samuel Thomas Seiler, fake SEAL some love over to MP Site on evening past. The race is on for this walrus seal look-a-like. Nothing wrong with honorable service in the Wing Wipers Reserve…That is, if he had honorable service. With only two years “served” I would kind of doubt it. Sam(antha), we’re afixin to make you our bitch; this to prepare you for your upcoming service as apprentice towel fluffer at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear) and or chief taste tester at the BTJ&T Deli. I may be wrong here, but it appears as if your Stolen Valor may be in violation of certain laws. At the very least, your current employer may no longer be able to allow such a POS as yourself to remain on the payroll.

You are a disgrace to humankind and need to take advantage of an exercise program to rid yourself of excess lard. While you’re at it…quit your lying. No even a good phony…no motor sicle, doo rag, shades, dog, or a buddy dying in your arms while being poked by the sharp stick in a tiger cage. Pack your bags, there is an ASSociation in NV or an Alaskan Boob that can use a seal of your level of asshatery. ESAD mofo.

Motion for deployment of the HoI?

The Stranger

Segundo!

Daisy Cutter

He does have the operator beard and tattoos so you have to give him some street cred.

A Proud Infidel®™

AYE!!!

ChipNASA

OK Guys, We’re here and have message copied….. Samuel Thomas Seiler Hey wanna be not really Airman First Class, never went to basic so you suck, you don’t even rate, I hope you like your Internet fame and attention because you’re certainly earned it. I HOPE YOU FUCKING CHOKE ON IT, BITCH. GRAB YOUR ASS CHEEKS AND START FLAPPING. The Hemisphere of Insults®™ (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! … Samuel (That’s Ma’am to you) Thomas (titty mouse) Seiler (Not a SEAL)…HEY DICKLESS WONDER, We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, NOT a SEAL, vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce,… Read more »

ChipNASA

how did you survive infancy, rectal rapee, Dude looks like he smells like hot dog water, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter, maybe this hero could strap a suicide vest to himself, go out in the open desert and make people confetti out of himself, Wait, of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON??, He’s so much of a dickhead he takes Viagra thru a nasal spray, and he’s still limp, How I the fuck do assholes like this sleep at night? With one hand on their tiny dick and the other thumb in their ass, Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, A butter knife amongst razor blades, Rusty Trombone Virtuoso, he is the kinda guy who likes meeting up with two strange men so they can sword fight in his mouth, he’s the kind of guy you’d find hanging out around highway rest areas because he’s frequenting the public bathrooms trying to gargle marbles for change, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, fucknuckles, is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket, Menstrual quimsquirt, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous… Read more »

ChipNASA

this freak fancies himself performing fellatio on a variety of pinnapeds, He went all vaginal. You *never* go all vaginal, fucked himself faster than a horny chihuahua by lying about his Military Service, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, Forrest Gump points and laughs at you, you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, looks like the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed… Read more »

Boat Sailor

Chiefs Messes all around the World should have these postings as required reading, however, in today’s Services, there would be such awfully hurt feelings and sailors, Marines, soldiers and airmen fainting all over themselves after the first sentence of this Shakespearean compilation of nouns, pronouns (amateur nouns, too!), and adjectives being relayed to them in a strong, clear voice approximately six inches from their right ear lobe.

NHSparky

Fuck that.

If we had readings like that at Sunday lay services at sea, I might have gone once or twice.

Even as oncoming section.

SFC D

Amen and halle-fuckin-luah!

Toxic Deplorable Racist B Woodman

GLORYOSKY AND HALLELUJAH!!
AMEN!!

Sarge

This might be ther fastest ever deployment of the Hemisphere of Insults®™.

If it gets any bigger, it might have to be renamed to the Galax of Insults?

A Proud Infidel®™

It’s only the Hemisphere od Insults®™ right now, next would be the Planet of Insults®™!

ChipNASA

Yeah, API, I think we’d have to go to about 8 or 9 pages or so for that.
It depends on the post individual limits. I haven’t added too many new ones lately, just a couple in the last few weeks so everyone will need to contribute.

NOTE TO ALL:

Anyone is move than welcome to contribute their own insults, granted they are not too repetitive, and in those cases, I try to edit them to use some of the insult or add a little to it to make it not too much like any that already have been posted.

Cheers!

Roh-Dog

Chip, this is Roh-Dog; good effects on target, BDA 9.9/10, the dumb mildot reticle tatto on this douchebag’s elbow withstood the hellacious onslaught. K.

Grunt

This makes me moist every single fucking time.

A Proud Infidel®™

Wonderful!

A Proud Infidel®™

I mean this:

5th/77th FA

Amen and All Hail ChipNASA!

A Proud Infidel®™

Cocksucker.

marinedad61

HeteRoy to the rescue.
“Gay away!”

A Proud Infidel®™

Samuel Thomas Seiler NEVER served in the US Navy according to records found.
Samuel Thomas Seiler WAS NEVER A USN SEAL according to records found.
Samuel Thomas Seiler received ZERO Military Education according to records found.
Samuel Thomas Seiler is yet another reject Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear).
Samuel Thomas Seiler has NO Military Decorations and Awards according to records found.
Samuel Thomas Seiler IS NOT a recipient of the NDSM.
Samuel Thomas Seiler looks like he also enjoys cruising highway rest areas in search of fun.
Samuel Thomas Seiler WAS NEVER deployed.
Samuel Thomas Seiler acts like he has a very serious case of Tiny Penis Syndrome.
Samuel Thomas Seiler is of the same ilk as some characters in Elko NV.
Samuel Thomas Seiler has ZERO Active Duty time in service.
Samuel Thomas Seiler looks like he should NOT be left alone with Women or Children.
Samuel Thomas Seiler is as genuine as Gregory C. Banks.
Samuel Thomas Seiler is more full of shit than either ten thousand Used Car Salesmen or a platoon of politicians.
Samuel Thomas Seiler has some very serious ‘splainin to do to his Employer.
Samuel Thomas Seiler will now wallow in The Power of Google®™ as Samuel Thomas Seiler realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

How Copy,
((((OVER))))

Graybeard

API, I copy
“Samuel Thomas Seiler NEVER served in the US Navy according to records found.
Samuel Thomas Seiler WAS NEVER A USN SEAL according to records found.
Samuel Thomas Seiler received ZERO Military Education according to records found.
Samuel Thomas Seiler is yet another reject Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear).
Samuel Thomas Seiler has NO Military Decorations and Awards according to records found.
Samuel Thomas Seiler IS NOT a recipient of the NDSM.
Samuel Thomas Seiler looks like he also enjoys cruising highway rest areas in search of fun.
Samuel Thomas Seiler WAS NEVER deployed.
Samuel Thomas Seiler acts like he has a very serious case of Tiny Penis Syndrome.
Samuel Thomas Seiler is of the same ilk as some characters in Elko NV.
Samuel Thomas Seiler has ZERO Active Duty time in service.
Samuel Thomas Seiler looks like he should NOT be left alone with Women or Children.
Samuel Thomas Seiler is as genuine as Gregory C. Banks.
Samuel Thomas Seiler is more full of shit than either ten thousand Used Car Salesmen or a platoon of politicians.
Samuel Thomas Seiler has some very serious ‘splainin to do to his Employer.
Samuel Thomas Seiler will now wallow in The Power of Google®™ as Samuel Thomas Seiler realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.”

5x5x5
((((OVER))))

SFC D

ALL STATIONS THIS NET D’s Cantina sends;

Samuel Thomas Seiler NEVER served in the US Navy according to records found.
Samuel Thomas Seiler WAS NEVER A USN SEAL according to records found.
Samuel Thomas Seiler received ZERO Military Education according to records found.
Samuel Thomas Seiler is yet another reject Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear).
Samuel Thomas Seiler has NO Military Decorations and Awards according to records found.
Samuel Thomas Seiler IS NOT a recipient of the NDSM.
Samuel Thomas Seiler looks like he also enjoys cruising highway rest areas in search of fun.
Samuel Thomas Seiler WAS NEVER deployed.
Samuel Thomas Seiler acts like he has a very serious case of Tiny Penis Syndrome.
Samuel Thomas Seiler is of the same ilk as some characters in Elko NV.
Samuel Thomas Seiler has ZERO Active Duty time in service.
Samuel Thomas Seiler looks like he should NOT be left alone with Women or Children.
Samuel Thomas Seiler is as genuine as Gregory C. Banks.
Samuel Thomas Seiler is more full of shit than either ten thousand Used Car Salesmen or a platoon of politicians.
Samuel Thomas Seiler has some very serious ‘splainin to do to his Employer.
Samuel Thomas Seiler will now wallow in The Power of Google®™ as Samuel Thomas Seiler realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

A Proud Infidel®™

GOOD COPY, I say again:

Samuel Thomas Seiler NEVER served in the US Navy according to records found.
Samuel Thomas Seiler WAS NEVER A USN SEAL according to records found.
Samuel Thomas Seiler received ZERO Military Education according to records found.
Samuel Thomas Seiler is yet another reject Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear).
Samuel Thomas Seiler has NO Military Decorations and Awards according to records found.
Samuel Thomas Seiler IS NOT a recipient of the NDSM.
Samuel Thomas Seiler looks like he also enjoys cruising highway rest areas in search of fun.
Samuel Thomas Seiler WAS NEVER deployed.
Samuel Thomas Seiler acts like he has a very serious case of Tiny Penis Syndrome.
Samuel Thomas Seiler is of the same ilk as some characters in Elko NV.
Samuel Thomas Seiler has ZERO Active Duty time in service.
Samuel Thomas Seiler looks like he should NOT be left alone with Women or Children.
Samuel Thomas Seiler is as genuine as Gregory C. Banks.
Samuel Thomas Seiler is more full of shit than either ten thousand Used Car Salesmen or a platoon of politicians.
Samuel Thomas Seiler has some very serious ‘splainin to do to his Employer.
Samuel Thomas Seiler will now wallow in The Power of Google®™ as Samuel Thomas Seiler realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

Terry Sheehan

This guy sounds exactly like Al Franken’s version of the character Stuart Smalley.

“I’m good enough, I’m smart enough and doggone it … people like me.”

A Proud Infidel®™

Yeah, later to be a US Senator from Minnesota:

Roh-Dog

Turd.

Anonymous

Fortnite Service Medal, Battle of Hoth Ribbon, 3,000 hours Hotpocket consumption…

Morgan Blake

I’ve never heard it referred to as “battle time.”

Ranks up there with “Vietnam times.”

26Limabeans

I think it’s like Hostile Fire Pay for
video gamers.

Morgan Blake

3/10/MED/b

Funny stuff, there.
Thanks, MB.

rgr769

My thoughts exactly. Although it was over 47 years ago, I have never referred to, nor heard anyone else refer to, Vietnam or any other combat service as “battle time.” Maybe that is a thing on “Call of Doodie,” but that is the first time I ever heard that phrase from anyone purporting to be a combat veteran.

C2Show

Dude was a damn reserve in home of reservist and worst place you can be….Niagra falls ARS. Nobody wants go there but damn…lied to be a NSW and thought nobody would find him?

Time to run buddy.

Hack Stone

Lighten up. Niagara Falls Air Reserve Station is the only thing standing between you and a swarm of angry Canucks trying to destabilize our economy by using their coins in our vending machines.

5th/77th FA

They are failing in that mission Hack Stone. The cashier tried to give me change at the Cracker Barrel down here Saturday with Canuck Coins. She didn’t even realize it til I pointed out her error.

Hack Stone

Way back in the day, Hack went to a theater in Carlsbad California (just down the road from Camp Pendleton). The film was The Survivors, starring Walter Matthau, Robin Williams and Jerry Reed. The girl in front of Hack paid for her ticket with a pile of change. When Hack got to the booth, he brought to the attention of the ticket seller that the previous customer slipped a Canadian quarter in with her payment. She replied “She did? That bitch!” Probably more amusing than the movie.

NHSparky

Yeah, that movie pretty much sucked.

Terry Sheehan

Cracker Barrel? – That’s racist! 😉

Hack Stone

How about Western European Barrel?

A Proud Infidel®™

European-American Container!!!

5th/77th FA

It gets worse boys. I also eat Cracker Barrel Cheese… (puts on shades)… on a cracker!

Terry Sheehan

You actively contribute to the stereotype. 😉

The Stranger

Is it a a Ritz?

5th/77th FA

Ritz, Town House, Triscuit, and sometimes, gasp… a soda cracker.

A Proud Infidel®™

PUTZ.

Toxic Deplorable Racist B Woodman

He looks like he ATE the seal.
Or blew a seal.
Whichever joke works best.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Samuel Thomas Seiler fellitated a pinnaped.

That is all!

Alaska Bob Glaves

Challenge him to mail in his DD-214.

The Stranger

Sit down, you!

NHSparky

Bitch, you the reason I gotta keep my pimp hand strong!

The Stranger

And there it is!

marinedad61

Looky here. Posted September 29.

Operation Vet / Veteran Workouts (Held at JCC Buffalo)
1st Sat 11am – 1pm (THIS Saturday, October 5)
Sam Seiler (716) 204-2254

Up, 2, 3, 4.
Hoi, Hoi, Hoi, Hoi.

I’ll be watching THIS unfold.

https://www.facebook.com/ErieCountyVeterans/photos/a.62325110980/10156175395430981/?type=3

5th/77th FA

Wide open for commenting Lads and Lassies. Go leave the POS Sam Seiler some love.

Tanks md61!

marinedad61

1st “ANGRY” blowback reply to new TAH / MP link comments…
“What else have you lied about Sam?”

(Flounder / Animal House)- “Oh boy… is this great!”

Anonymous

Or… in Sammy’s case here…

Skippy

What a complete turd 💩
Basically no service
So let’s play seal

BHWHAHAHAHA !!!!!

Enjoy your fame

3/10/MED/b

It may be my impression (but “I don’t do impressions; My training is in psychiatry…”*), is there a little quiver in Sam the Super SEAL’s voice, like maybe he knows he’s fuckin’ up?

(*Airplane 2, The Sequel)

OldManchu

VET? Veterans Exercising Together? Realllly???.

You mean PT.

3/10/MED/b

More hilarity from OldManchu.

Got a feeling the hits on ol’ “Sam I am”, are more to come.

“Sam I am”?

Oooohhh, man, the door is wide open on that one.

The Stranger

Hey, Sammy boy here never served. What does HE know about green eggs and ham? We should refer to this dude as “Sam the Sham”!

Claw

“Sam the Sham”!!

“Matty told Hatty about a crazy thing she saw.”

3/10/MED/b

“Maybe I can tell lies to keep from the law.”

C’mon, whiskees, and whiskettes, play along…

Daisy Cutter

“I do not like them, Sam I am,

I do not like green eggs and scam.

I do not like them, Sam I am.

I do not like them in a boat,

I do not like them…”

Cameron Kingsley

With a goat.

I do not like them in the rain,

I do not like them on a train.

Claw

“It had two big horns and a wooly jaw.”

OldManchu

…. a skinny cock,
and a lubed up paw…

marinedad61

Q- What happens when 2 of us show up on Saturday morning
for VET (Veterans Exercising Together) at JCC Buffalo,
driving up with our veteran license plates,
sporting our black / yellow letter veteran caps,
carrying a pack of inkjet prints of webpages,
wearing our Converse All-Star suedes,
with 1 of us wearing a Marine Dad sweatshirt,
and 1 of us streaming live video on the cellphone?

A – Only Mel Brooks can say the answer and get away with it.

5th/77th FA

Haarrump, Haarrump, Haarrump! “Hey we didn’t get a Haarrump out of that guy over there!” Sam the Scam better do something to justify his phony baloney job.

We are gonna post the video of the event, aren’t we? Please and Thank You!

marinedad61

5th/77th FA – You nailed it!

(Serious Answer) – I’m game!
Free on Friday and Saturday,
I can be in a Buffalo motel on Friday night,
boots on the ground at JCC Buffalo on Saturday morning,
ready to be the Chris Hansen-ish talk face
of a “To Catch a Phony” live video.

IF 1 or 2 of you can work your live video camera / cellphone,
and are willing to join me in Buffalo on Saturday,
please let me know, and I’ll commit to making this trip.

Harrumph! Harrumph!

5th/77th FA

938 miles by POV from here (per Google). Would love to be there. If the JCC B crowd looks at the linkies left on their page, I would venture to say they will either cancel the event, or have someone else as the front man on that event. I may be wrong. Don’t think they will double down like that ASSociation out West, or our “friends” in Seward’s Folly.

Haarrump Haarrump, where is my Guv coat? Get Hedley Lamar in here.

marinedad61

Just under 300 miles for me.
I can visit Goat Island on Saturday afternoon,
and see if anyone swims over the falls.

Roh-Dog

420 for me, unfortunately I have to work.
The idea of watching this pudd’s face when being confronted…priceless.

Max

Find this guy especially annoying as I am reading “Honor and Betrayal” by Patrick Robinson & am so totally blown away by the amazing SEALS. Really recommend this book.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

So Sam Seiler wasn’t a Sailor who sailed across the salty seas to sea what he could sea which we could all agree to sea what Sam could sea.

SFC D

No, he wasn’t. But he does enjoy seaman…

rgr769

I think you mean semen. Cuz he has never been around any seamen.

Daisy Cutter

“We went in, we did what we had to do, and we got out.” – ‘Alaska Bob’ Glaves –

“They’re talking about our vests.” – Les Brown –

“I had a total of five and a half years of battle time.” – Sam Seiler –

And the hits just keep on comin’

marinedad61

Les Brown said this….. about “combat.”

(June 15, 2019 Elko Daily Free Press)

“One of my platoon sergeants years ago said that if we go into a combat zone these people that you’re with become your family.

It didn’t make a whole lot of sense until we went into that combat zone and he was absolutely right …

“You have to count on each other to get home.
We all build this bond to cover each other so that we can do what we need to do, and yet go home, because home is – home is where we all want to be.”
— Les Brown, Elko POW/MIA.

Cameron Kingsley

How is that putz doing by the way?

marinedad61

Out of view (no photos or public words)
on National POW/MIA Recognition Day
at the Carlin dive bar Chili Cookoff.

There are more parades and holidays coming,
and Elko County knows the nation is watching,
with boots on the ground in Elko,
carrying cellphones and a GoPro.

Les Brown also has an LED billboard in Elko to worry about, but that’s an upcoming embarrassment the entire Elko POW*MIA will be forced to deal with.
Unless…….

Cameron Kingsley

I guess he’s waiting and hoping for the heat to die down. He should probably quit while he’s behind.

marinedad61

Behind?
Big Bottom, drives me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?

Well, it was either
In The Navy, by Village People,
or this.

3/10/MED/b

“‘Tis but a scratch.”

The Black Knight.

Ex-PH2

And to think that a valiant, if off her nut, warrior like Joan of Arc led France’s army against the English and succeeded, even though it cost her in the end.

These slugs can’t even measure up to the ground she walked on to her execution.

rgr769

Wow! We are only into the new fiscal year by less than 12 hours and we already have our first phony SEAL. Navy will likely win the phony pony competition again this fiscal year. Fakers just love those dress whites and the “Budweiser.”

Green Thumb

Sam Seiler = Loser.

3/10/MED/b

Sam the Sham. I did not want to burden my verbal limits on the TAH community; I knew I would have backup with better prose. Awaiting incoming, over;

Keepin' It Real

“There I was… knee deep in Annual Retirement Point Records and Drill Reschedule forms. I had to squeeze in a few drills to make good on my Air Force Reserve Points Statement, or I would not get a ‘good year.’

Suddenly and without warning, they announced they were closing the Reserve Center the next weekend due to imminent inclement weather. The new Fiscal Year was coming up. It was fish or cut bait.

What about funeral duty escort? Damn, nobody died.

What about four consecutive Thursday nights? Only open on the first Thursday of each month.

What about a four day Active Duty for Special Work recall? No, ADSWs are a minimum of 180 days.

My options were fading away quickly. I reached deep inside, knowing my time was running out like the last few grains of sand in an hourglass.

So, I rescheduled the rescheduled drills three times over. It was like punting after I’ve already punted.

The only easy day was yesterday.”

– Sam “SEALer” Seiler –

Morgan Blake

One thing that Seiler will be successful at is cracking 100 posts on TAH.

rgr769

Only one more to go, and he is there. Who wants to be 100th?

Mick

KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

100th!

Roh-Dog

Nailed it!
Good showing all, Mick congrats.

3/10/MED/b

“Why is this happening to me?” said Sam,
As I fake another sham.
I was deceitful in what I had written;
And all the stories of blood that I have smitten;
I faked a hero, long ago,
As I help Veterans who have been through so;
I cannot apologize for my weight;
Or my flaccid unsteady gait;
The VET plan did not work out;
Due to my impending gout;
Stay away all of you;
Who will give me my literary due;
I am Sam, Sam the Sham.
Hopefully, no one will know
what I really am.

rgr769

The Bard of Avon or Longfellow could not have done any better. Kudos for your poetry. All we need now is to put it to music and it could be called: “The Balad of the Busted Butt-wiper.”

A Proud Infidel®™

Samuel Thomas Seiler thought he would be a hit
Everyone found he was full of shit
He sought fame
And folks found he was lame
He thought he was cool
And now he’s in a cesspool
And everyone is laughing at him.

C2Show

My God…look at that video. He is telling a sea of lies. In from 2001 to 2009, has pic of himself in ACUs it looks like with Gadsden Patch. Its hard to watch 30 seconds on that mess. I assume ole Sam deleted his facebook and started the midnight run.

A Proud Infidel®™

I am Samuel Thomas Seiler.
I tell lie after lie using it as a feeler.
I like to squeal
That I was a SEAL
And I scatter shit like a spreader.
I thought I wouldn’t get caught
But TAH and MP hit like double ‘aught,
And now my ass is in a binder.
I’m in a shame booth
Because I wouldn’t tell the truth
And it’s hit me like a Sidewinder.

Mustang Major

This guy had some nerve with his BS. Glad someone saw through it and had him checked out. All those tattoos and nowhere to go. Real shame.

fixedgear808

It appears that Sam has deleted his Facebook account

Morgan Blake

Over the past few months, I think we’ve established that:

* Elko Nevada is the Area 51 home base of POSers, sometimes referred to as “The Hive”

* Niagra Falls is their honeymoon vacation spot and fitness mecca.

* Port Angeles is where they go for a free ride.

* Alaska is where they go when they simply want to drop off the grid.

Keepin' It Real

Being married to a fake SEAL persona may get you some unearned respect on occasion, and may offer you a little warmth on a cold winter’s night, but in the end, she’s a cruel lover.

Mustang Major

It is interesting how Sam Seller (and others) ended up on TAH. Looking at the MP article, it reads “Some were skeptical and asked Military Phony to look into these claims.” No a bad thing to do- reporting a phony for investigation. However, it is easy for an individual to figure out how then request an individuals military records on their own. TAH has a section on it. I have done it myself. Easy with the proper information.

However, what you get by going the MP or TAH route as opposed to an individual effort to expose a phony is eternal internet fame for the phony. So, If a person has an ax to grind with someone, it doesn’t get any better than MP and TAH.

All of this makes me think that Sam Seller must have really pissed off some people for him to show up on MP and TAH.

NHSparky

What’s the sound Sam the Sham makes when he goes over Niagra Falls?

DOUCHE!!!!

Green Thumb

WWP, IVAW and Paul Reickhoff ass buddy in 3….2…1…!

Green Thumb

I love that “Special Story” photo at the bottom.

It just screams “Semi Tough!”

What a clown.

I would be surprised if All-Points Logistics and the False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress has not reached out to bring him on board.

Green Thumb

“Phony” Phil Monkress: ” Sam, I need you in my ass!”

Sam Seiler: “Phildo, I am on my way!”

Keepin' It Real

“Never leave your buddy’s behind.”

marinedad61

Trackdown.
Google Search roadmap of shame.
#4 on the list > Sam Seiler – Phony SEAL : This ain’t Hell,…
Way too many Navy NSW plugs out there,
along with that damn Operation VET Hooah video.

JCC Buffalo has a LOT of deleting to do.
Here’s the roadmap. Good luck.

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22sam+seiler%22+vet+buffalo

Comm Center Rat

Sam makes no mention in the video of his two years of arduous training and service in the Air Force Reserve. He simply fast forwards to enlisting in the Navy after the 9/11 attacks then doing the nation’s heavy lifting as a SEAL during 5.5 years of “battle time.”

It’s almost as if Sam is not proud of his Air Force “career.” But he does seem very excited about getting hot and sweaty while working out with other veterans. Sam also broaches the possibility of overnight camping with his new workout bros.

marinedad61

Watching that Operation VET Hooah video
pisses me off more and more every day.

It’s my PPNSSD
(Post Phony Navy SEAL Stress Disorder)
kicking in again.

The only thing that comes close,
is the Phony Gulf War Veterans (like Les Brown).
PPGWVSD.

Some civilians grasp the concept. Some don’t.

marinedad61

Similar (without the VET) Sam Seiler Google search…
#6 on the list > Sam Seiler – US Navy SEAL, Operations Iraqi Freedom / Enduring Freedom, Over Five Years Combat Time, Blog of Shame (MP)

Just so JCC Buffalo doesn’t miss any.

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22sam+seiler%22+buffalo

sbalm

Posted by the Erie County Veterans Service Agency:

“We contacted Sam Seiler and asked him to verify his credentials by sending us his DD214. He replied, “I do not have proper documentation.”

We provided him the resources to obtain his military records. We also contacted the Erie County Clerk’s and Niagara County Clerk’s Offices and they do not have his DD214.

Therefore, this will be the last posting of this flier.”

sbalm

NOTE: The flier means the advertising flier for the Veteran’s exercise program called VET (Veterans Exercising Together).

5th/77th FA

out f’ing standing and a big BZ to MP/VG for busting this POS. Kudos to the VSA for stepping up. More kudos forthcoming when they lock the lying sack of sh^t up for his use of stolen valor for monetary gain. Samuel Seiler, you may remember that I was FIRST to comment on the MP Site about your upcoming Google fame. How’s it feel to be so famous? Rot in Hell mofo, while Satan devours your worthless soul.

marinedad61

sbalm – Thank you for the prompt update.

This is now a newsworthy story for the Buffalo TV stations
and The Buffalo News, Buffalo’s primary newspaper, which routinely covers news, events, and personnel changes at the JCC Buffalo.

Any reporter who first watches the Vimeo Operation VET video, and sees the JCC award, then sees the MP and TAH pages, and finally, interviews the Erie County Veterans Service Agency, will have a complete Stolen Valor expose story in their hands.

Great job, MP & TAH.

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22buffalo+news%22+jcc+2019

marinedad61

Oh Oh…..

The NEXT Operation VET is Saturday, November 2.
How do I know?
It’s plastered all around Western New York on the internet.

This is an example, the AARP page for Williamsville, NY:
Operation Vet
Saturday, Nov 2, 2019 at 11:00am
WBBZ-TV
4545 Transit Rd Suite 750,
Williamsville, NY 14221
Free (JCC Buffalo weblink on this page.)

It’s not over…… ’til it’s over.

https://local.aarp.org/event/operation-vet-2019-11-02-williamsville-ny.html

Mom of girls

Why bother? If he lied, he lied. Why destroy his family and him. His child and wife shouldn’t be punished. Let the military deal with it.

5th/77th FA

Think about it this way Mom of girls. To those that served in the Military and lost friends and family in Combat the Stolen Valor hits home hard. You are a Mom with girls. What if a guy was claiming to be a Mother of girls and was running a service to help real Mothers with girls. He’s no Mother cause he’s male. He has no children, at all, especially girls. And he is taking money/compensation for this service. Would you not feel differently then?

Thanks for playing.

NHSparky

I’ll go one better and provide an example.

Mom, don’t know how old you are, but in 1988, IIRC, CBS did a special called, “The Wall Within.” In it, four supposed VN veterans were interviewed, each telling harrowing tales of war crimes and “their experiences” in Vietnam.

Only one problem: only one of them was a veteran, and that guy was on a ship that never took fire nor was it even within sight of Vietnam.

To date, CBS has never issued a correction, retraction, or apology.

This is important because phonies and embellishers perpetuate false stereotypes of vets. It’s hard enough for some who have served but putting vets in a bad light makes it that much harder on those of us who have quietly served and just want to go on with our lives.

marinedad61

Or this,
Mom of girls…
I’m a (single parent) Dad of (grown) girls, 1 a US Marine.

In 2015, a Phony Navy SEAL tried to infiltrate my FAMILY.
Schmoozed a female relative into falling in love.
He had a bedroom shrine to himself, of (phony) plaques and medals,
all to bag the babes. A bedroom HERO.
But, he was losing his home due to a 2nd divorce
(Yes, his 2nd ex-wife YHREW HIM OUT when she found out he was a Phony Navy SEAL).

He didn’t learn, he didn’t stop, he didn’t turn honest,
HE DID IT AGAIN. To MY relative.
I had my doubts immediately,
but he happily continued to lie for 4 months,
while suspicions grew,
and family civil war erupted.
He didn’t come clean. He stacked on with more lies of heroism.
Finally, I had him verified.
PHONY.
Never a Navy SEAL.

But by then, he had moved into her home,
and popped the engagement ring.
All based on a con. Lies.
And turning family members against each other.

Yes, she threw him out after I outed him.
Yes, it was ugly.

So, I ask you, Mom of girls,
do you want THIS happening to YOUR daughter(s)???

https://gfycat.com/neglectedindolentbird

marinedad61

Phony Navy SEAL Sam Seiler is OFF the contact list as JCC Buffalo.

Compliments to greater Buffalo, New York
for handling the surprise disappointment of Stolen Valor
much better than some other communities.

Also……..
Check out the Dependa blog comment just above.
Who wants to reply 1st? Geez.

https://www.jccbuffalo.org/contact/

5th/77th FA

Thanks for the tracking and update on this one marinedad61. You are correct, it is good to see an organization/community step up and do the right thing in these cases. Unlike what we are seeing from a certain ASSociation in Elko NV, and that crown down in AZ. And lest we forget, Alaska Bob.

gerry fiegl

I was friends with Sam when I was a JCC member. he had everyone fooled.This whole thing blows my mind. I was told today he was fired . We were friends on facebook and I checked today , Poof, he has disappeared. I was told his wife is pregnant with their 2nd child. I feel pretty bad for her