Ken Woerheide – Phony SEAL

| June 20, 2019

The folks at Military Phony sent us their work on Kenneth Miles Woerheide who is a retired Senior Chief Boiler Tech.  Ken lives in Carrollton Virginia and is 64 years old as of June 2019.

Ken both claims he was a SEAL and was jump qualified by nature of wearing a SEAL Trident Insignia as well as Parachute Jump Wings.  This case may hold the record for the longest time – almost 40 years – to acquire the necessary evidence to nail the facts down.

It seems Ken was saying he was a SEAL as far back as 1981-82 when he served aboard the USS Blandy.  Later, he was called out by SEALs and made an appearance on a list of SEAL wannabes put out by VeriSEAL.

We don’t know how successful this was at stopping his claims, but recently his girlfriend posted a photo of Ken and incorporated it as part of her Facebook profile.

 

After contacting the SEAL archives and checking the SEAL-BUD/S database, the name ‘Kenneth Woerheide’ was not found as being a Navy SEAL.

Woerheide’s official military records were ordered through a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request.

This is peculiar – Woerheide has a “SEAL TRIDENT INSIGNIA” listed under his awards and decorations, but he has no entry for BUD/S training or any SEAL duty assignments.  On his Summary Sheet, it has him as Surface Warfare (SW) qualified but does not mention SEAL.  If he was a SEAL, he would also have an entry for the SEAL NEC and how long he held it.

No training as a Navy SEAL.  Most all training is as a Boiler Tech.

There is no parachute qualification, either.

Thinking this may be confusing to some, we contacted Special Operations Command (SOCOM) to get the final word…

So, if SOCOM as the ultimate authority confirms that Ken Woerheide was not a Navy SEAL, how did the SEAL Trident get in his official records?

We look forward to how the good folks that read this will speculate as to how this could happen, but our money is on a yeoman/personnelman doing it with or without a full understanding of what they were doing.  Either that or there’s a possibility that Kenny himself took liberties with his own record between duty stations.  Back in the day, a member could hand carry their records between duty stations.  They changed this policy to avoid people making entries in their own records or tearing out page 13 entries with embarrassing administrative remarks.

As for Senior Chief Woerheide – he should have known exactly what he was doing and would know he did not rate the SEAL Trident or the Jump Wings.  There is no possibility he thought they looked similar to other insignias and put them on by mistake or mistakenly thought he earned them by doing a few correspondence courses… NO, not a chance.  One could possibly buy those stories if Woerheide was a junior rated sailor, but as a Senior Chief in the Navy, he KNEW.

He’s retired now and drawing a pension.  There has been some talk about how retirees are still subject to the Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ).  The question is – did he use the SEAL claim as leverage for job positions and advancement?  It is hard to believe that didn’t happen.

Just to clear up any confusion – Kenneth Miles Woerheide was NOT a Navy SEAL.

Oh… and let’s not forget the bathroom selfies:

Category: Fake SEAL, Phony SEAL

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sj

“Meretorious” Unit Citation?????

26Limabeans

Mysterious?

Ex-PH2

How about ‘meretricious’? = attractive but having no real value – false front, etc.

Claw

I saw that also. There are 12 entries in the Awards and Decorations section. In some way shape or form, 6 out of the 12 entries are wrong. I’m thinking that whomever (??/YMMV) put those entries into his file or the NPRC Tech that typed it up should have gotten the retard beat out of him back in grade school (H/T to RGR 4-78) for creating a document like that./s

RGR 4-78

🙂

thebesig

I’m gathering, from the above post and in these comments, that Kenneth Woerheide is a phony Navy SEAL. Duck Duck Go hit.

rgr769

It was easy peasy to add awards and decorations you didn’t earn to your 201 (personnel file) back in the day. As most here know, one carried their original 201 file to the new PCS assignment. It would then be turned into the personnel section of the new unit or station. I carried mine every time I PCS’d. All I had to do was take a typewriter to it that had the correct type size, and wa la, a few badges or ribbons I didn’t earn. Unless someone audited your primary personnel form and file for qualifying orders for the awards, you could get away it. When I was discharged from active duty, I believe I hand carried my personnel file to the admin clerk who typed my DD214, so if I had added something to my Form 66, he wouldn’t know unless he spent 20 minutes going through my file. He didn’t do that. He just looked at what was on the Form 66, assuming everything on it was legit and typed the 214. He then asked if everything on it was correct, the AG LT and I signed it, and I was out the door.

Mustang Major

Saw a BSM added to a recruiter’s personal file while I was stationed in Portland, OR, in the early ’70s. One recruiter told a recruiter with a personnel MOS background that he should have been awarded a BSM while in Vietnam. The recruiter with personnel experience said “No problen, I know what to type in your file.” Hence, an award of the BSM.

Then there was the SSG Ranger instructor at Ft. Benning in ’84 that had typed in Ranger school graduate in his personnel file while in route to Ft. Benning. They caught that one after a few months and it wasn’t pretty.

Anonymous

PTSD from being in The Shit affected his spelling or something…

Comm Center Rat

Once the Navy’s finished persecuting Chief Gallagher, it can recall this retired SCPO to active duty to face court martial for wearing an unearned Trident. Apparently, this guy Ken was so shit hot he was promoted to E-8 and retired before logging 20 years of service (Temporary Early Retirement Authority?) in the early 90s. Impressive career achievements now diluted by being a liar and poser.

Ret_25X

He retired Jan 28 91? What else was going on at that time?……it was something military…

oh yeah! Desert Storm….

I am not sure, but I don’t think the TERA or VSI/SRB started until 92/93 timeframe, so this retirement date is weird.

Unless it is a medical board action…

Daisy Cutter

Ken War-Hide

Hondo

Medical is one possibility that comes to mind.

However, I’ve also read in comments from Navy folks who served “back in the day” that the Navy at one time offered additional service credit for “re-upping” early. If I recall correctly, one Navy commenter indicated he knew someone who’d gotten to retire nearly a full year early due to that program.

This guy retired exactly 9 mo prior to having 20 years active duty. I guess it’s possible that was in play here. Disregard – bad mental math. Probably should have more coffee. (smile)

Anonymous

With Desert Storm going on, I’m thinking “My neck! My Back! My neck and my back!”

Claw

I’m thinking his retirement at the 18 year, 4 month mark also was a medical board action.

Especially since the Desert Storm Stop-Loss (that put everybody else on the planet into limbo) went into effect on 22 Aug 1990, when Section 12305 of Executive Order 12728 was implemented.

NHSparky

About the only Navy folks stop loss involved were SEALs and EOD, IIRC. Have to reach into the wayback machine to verify that, tho.

Claw

Hmmm, interesting. Didn’t know the Dept of the Navy would have been able to cherry-pick rates/units for exemption to a DOD policy, but here again YMMV./s

NECCSEABEECPO

Navy didn’t do stop loss back then for any rates. The SEAL’s were barley involved with only one Team over there on ground Team Five, they had some Dets also floating, but NSW involvement for this round was not large or anticipated to be so. We supported the small contingent that was Boots on ground. The NSW camp was right down the road and the EOD mobile UNIT stayed with us. The Navy had no need to do a stop loss, now OIF changed and they did do some with NSW and NECC types like EOD and Seabees for a time period, depending on NEC’s.

NHSparky

Okay. I said that because I knew a number of people who hot out in late 1990/early 1991, DS/DS be damned.

HMC Ret

He MAY have earned Constructive Time, which was very common in the 70s and, I think, maybe into the 80s. If one reenlisted prior to the completion of the current enlistment, they could ‘gain’ I think up to six months that counted toward the 20. Sweet deal. I see one point where it appears he earned a month, +/-. I don’t think he could have accumulated the necessary time he has by doing this, though.

A Proud Infidel®™

Senior Chief and he FAKES being a SEAL? Sunnuvabitch…

HMCS(FMF) ret

He’s an E-8, API… Real Deal CPO’s, SCPO’s and MCPO’s don’t pull STOLEN VALOR shit.

Oh, BTW, he’s a COCKSUCKER!

A Proud Infidel®™

KA-
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Shack!

Mason

That looks like a PH ribbon he’s wearing in that photo, doesn’t it?

Though if it is, it’s out of order and there is no CAR to accompany it.

OldManchu

I noticed that same thing.

jim h

forgive me, im just an ignorant old army gravel technician, but is that one of those weird battle E ribbon things?

and what exactly is that thing awarded for anyhow? i still cant quite figure it out. is that kinda like where you get one if your boat successfully completes a wargame or something? no disrespect intended to my terrestrially impaired friends – i’m genuinely curious.

Stephan

The Battle “E” is awarded to a ship who successfully completes and scores high on all shipboard inspections. Each department is required to go through an inspection from an outside inspection group. So anybody on board during that time frame is authorized to wear the Battle “E” ribbon with device.

NHSparky

Yup, that’s a Battle “E” ribbon.

Tell ya what, that takes some serious fucking balls to wear that Trident in front of your CO.

Hondo

It could we ll be the Battle E ribbon as jim h suggests.

Depending on precisely when that photo was taken, even if it were the PH it may not be out of order. Until someitime in the 1980s, the PH was worn with service medals; it’s precedence was immediately before the various service GCMs. I believe the year that changed was 1986, when the PH was moved up in precedence to just before the DMSM.

NECCSEABEECPO

The CAR, does not have to accompany the PH. One can earn a PH and be denied the CAR, as do to INDRIECT contact, not Direct Contact, under old CAR instruction.

Anonymous

So, he could’ve been wackin’ it in the when a rocket/mortar came in and detonated near him. (Hey, just giving putzboy benefit of the doubt… )

Hondo

Don’t laugh – legit PHs are sometimes awarded for wounds received under, um, odd circumstances.

While deployed, another unit we supported had a guy get a PH for injuries received in the latrine during a rocket attack.

Legit? Yeah. But I’d certainly hate to have to explain that one to the grandkids. (smile)

OldManchu

Bathroom selfies are so freaking creepy when men take them. Especially dirty old men like Ken Whore-hyde.

Creepy bastard.

26Limabeans

“Back in the day, a member could hand carry their records between duty stations”

Back in the 80’s an appointment at the VA would begin with you obtaining your file and hand carrying it to your doctor. There was no electronic access. The physical file was hand carried by YOU.
No wonder the halls were filled with vets leaning against the walls while perusing their files and making shit disappear or be edited.
Saw it with my own eyes many times.
Never altered my own file but made damn sure I knew what was in it. And not.

I would assume a similar situation is at hand here.

MI Ranger

I distinctly remember some heat related issues “falling out” of my medical file in the parking lot on the way to my Ranger physical…but I still ended up going to a Winter Class!

26Limabeans

Vietnam Service Medal (2nd award)?

I don’t get it.
What device would indicate that?

JBUSMC

A kernel of rice

26Limabeans

Gawd that is funny

AFCombatCAM

That was awesome.

Hondo

I think that was an error on a clerk’s part who perpared the FOIA reply – e.g., they mistook a campaign star for a 2nd award star. If his only qual for the VSM was for early 1973, he might ony have served during one Vietnam campaign.

26Limabeans

The “bronze service star” has been a well tried subject of posers and to a much lesser degree the “silver service star” for five campaigns.
But this “clerk” has opened a whole new path to heroism for those who wish go there.
Yeah, 73 would have gotten him a “cease fire” service star but way too early for the last period “frequent wind”.

So the VSM with a Bronze Service Star shall now be the 2nd Award. Look for it in future cases.

Claw

Both the 1st and 3rd SEACs could not be reached for comment regarding Bronze Service Stars being utilized as subsequent awards for the NDSM./s

26Limbeans

The NDSM is ripe for all sorts of appedages.
According to the “clerk” above I have the VSM (4th award) which means I did four tours.
Gotta get my DD214 to reflect that.
Move my DEROS up three years and put in for back pay.

HT '83-'87

According to his FB profile, he works for Huntington Ingalls and works in Newport News, VA which is strangely enough the home of the Newport News Naval Shipyard. If he’s bumping around the shipyard as fake SEAL, me may have some ‘splainin to do. There has to be some TAH readers in the area that may be able to provide some input.

Stephan

The Battle “E” is awarded to a ship who successfully completes and scores high on all shipboard inspections. Each department is required to go through an inspection from an outside inspection group. So anybody on board during that time frame is authorized to wear the Battle “E” ribbon with device.

Morgan Blake

QUESTION: Which official investigative organization would this fall under?

NCIS claims they cannot do anything because he is retired. Is it the FBI then?

Comm Center Rat

From the Tully Rinckey PLLC website authored by Matthew Tully who has a military law specialization:

“Under Department of Defense Directive 1352.1, military retirees can be ordered to active duty to perform duties deemed by the Secretary of Defense to be “in the interests of national defense”—including standing at court-martial proceedings.”

“The 2008 case of U.S. v. Lantz Nave illustrates how a retiree could be involuntarily ordered to active duty to face court-martial charges.”

Morgan Blake

That’s good.

Do you have any suggestion as to the Point of Contact for who we alert by sending the information to in order to get this in the queue/for consideration/to-do/take action on hopper?

Morgan Blake

SecDef’s office?

Comm Center Rat

I think General Jim “Mad Dog” Mattis is the only military man on the planet who could make such a recall happen. The acting SECDEF Patrick Shanahan is battling spousal abuse charges so I can’t imagine SCPO Ken is even on the department’s radar screen. Plus too much bad publicity with Chief Gallagher’s persecution I mean prosecution.

Eden

How about The Hair?

Jay

One has to wonder:

1: How long that SEAL TRIDENT INSIGNIA was listed under awards and decorations?
2. How MANY of the awards and decorations (besides the Trident/jump wings) are fake?
C. Did it allow him leverage to rocket all the way up to Senior Chief?
4. Why is he smiling like he just fucked the neighbor’s cat?

Eden

I’m going with the theory that he doctored his own records. No personnel clerk would get away with misspelling common awards and decs like this.

PTBH

After reading over the Awards, we immediatly followed up with NPRC and asked if they were transcribed directly from the DD-214 or taken from another section? We then asked if the SEAL TRIDENT INSIGNIA was specifically listed on the DD-214?

I was told that NPRC “would not be able to provide additional information beyond what was already given to us on the FOIA results.”

Sometimes they answer followup questions and sometimes they don’t. This was one of those times that they didn’t.

Hondo

OK, one of you USN/USMC types help out here. What in the hell is that “Vietnam Marines Operations Medal” listed in his awards and decorations in the FOIA reply?

Comm Center Rat

I think that one is actually the Boiler Technician Medal For Operational Excellence In Surface Warfare.

Anonymous

Those Marine AMTRACs had hellacious boiler rooms crewed by Navy folk in the ‘Nam, of course…

NHSparky

That’s what we in the USN/USMC colloquially refer to as a steaming fucking pile of bullshit.

Jim Grindstaff

It does not exist. additionally, the USN does not award “badges” for pistol and rifle marksmanship. Further, when entered, the award is for “pistol” or “Rifle” and not for specific weapons–BTW, what is an AR-15 BAR?

Claw

AR-15 BAR = In the manner the entry is typed, it’s supposed to mean what is known in the Army as a Current Weapon Qualification Clasp for the AR-15.

That is a non-existent second cousin, once removed relative of the Floor Buffer Clasp./smile

MI Ranger

Perhaps he meant to type M1918 BAR (in .30-06)?

MCPO USN

Jim,

The Navy does offer the Distinguished Marksman/Pistol Shot Badge:
http://usnmt.org/results/distinguished/. I had a Sailor on the team who won the Pistol Championship. Not many people are aware of this.

As for this E-8 faker, I think the Vietnam Marines OPerations Medal he is trying to award himself is this:
Vietnam Service Medal: Instituted by President Lyndon B. Johnson in 1665 to all those who served in the Vietnam theater including Thailand, Laos, and Cambodia. It is also awarded to those who participated in the Evacuation of Saigon after it fell and was captured by North Korea.

The ribbon is authorized for three devices: the arrowhead device, a service (campaign) star, and a Fleet Marine Force combat operation insignia. The Fleet Marine Force insignia is for Navy personnel assigned to a Marine Corps unit during combat.

Just more bullshit from a professional liar. I know people at Huntington Ingalls in Newport News. Will be interesting to hear what lies he tells at work.

CplMajor Mike

Shit, I did it again, hit report instead of reply, sorry Hondo. I also was wondering just what the hell the Vietnam Marines Operations Medal is, I didn’t get mine!!

Charles

I’m not an expert on Navy Rank/Ratings, but doesn’t it appear that back in the mid-1970’s be bounced up and down from:
Boiler Tech “BT” 1, 2 and 3?
Doesn’t that mean E1, E2 & E3?

He appears to have been a BT1 (E1?) as late as January 1984, but made Senior Chief (E8) by his discharge on September 28, 1992.
Seven promotions in eight years?

He did spend his last year or so in hospital.

At least, he did appear to have served off the coast of Viet Nam during the 1973 ~ 1976 time frame, perhaps two cruises, based on this unofficial web site:

http://www.hullnumber.com/FF-1066

NHSparky

Nope…BT3=E4. BT1=E6.

Hope that helps.

Buckeye Jim

BT 1 = E6
BT2= E5
BT3= E4
FN= E3
FA= E2
FR= E1

Hope this helps.

Hondo

Pretty sure that BT1 is an E6 (Petty Officer 1st Class). See

https://www.cem.va.gov/CEM/docs/abbreviations/Ranks_Navy.pdf

Yeah, the Navy’s enlisted rate structure is weird. But what do you expect from a service that formerly had an official rate called “Boy One”? (smile)

NHSparky

Fuck this turd. He’s not a Senior Chief, just another E-8, and a jacked up one at that.

Hope the Mess polices this clown fast and hard.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 A Gang Snipe

Another black mark for the Engineering Dept. Kind of late in the week for a phony Seal start.

26Limabeans

Robert Hayes got in the way and went long.
He is probably resting easy now that the phoney SEAL of the week has appeared on stage.

Claw

Yep, I’m thinking all this week has been one of those “Tackle Eligible” plays.

“Hits like Mays, Runs like Hayes.”/s

akpual

Not the Macho Grande Hays.

Daisy Cutter

A Corn Husker and a Corn Holer — not bad for one week.

Mustang Major

Nice…

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

What happened to “Windy” Gabby Hayes, side kick of Hoppy and others.

ChipNASA

I only have this to say to Kenneth Miles Woerheide and TAH.

NO, You can’t have the coveted The Hemisphere of Insults®™ because you dun fucked up so bad, I won’t consider honoring you with it.

I’ll let Karma and Google do its work on you.

and

“If you started fucking off today and kept fucking off until the sun burns out you still wouldn’t fuck off far enough to fuck off.”

Sarge

Soon as I finish the Alphabet Assault, I’ll drop it your way.

26 lines of hilarity

ChipNASA

Look Forward to it. 🙂

Sarge

it was on the back burner for a few months but this Shit surping semen burping dick sucking sorry sonavabitch got me off my ass.

SCI nom letters can wait a few hours

5th/77th FA

Late to the party! Had an oh god thirty run to the ATL Airport and back, then did a nap. Saw this fool on the MP Linky last night and was even then drooling over the piling on of his lying embellishing selfie taking ass. Makes one wonder what other weird crap he may do in the men’s room.

Be good to see the Alphabet Assault Sarge, remembered you had posted something about that awhile back. Thought I had missed it…Bring it! Cleared hot!

And BTW…F you Kenneth Miles Woerheide. Early medical discharge due to a bruised taint? May be qualified as Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the rear)!

Sarge

Troops! Fall in! The time has come to unleash the Alphabet Assault. S-2 has determined the existence of a dirtbag in need of schooling, and no better opportunity exists that to hit them with the Alphabet Assualt. Ken Woerhiede, you have made false claims, taken what is not yours, and insulted the legacy of the veterans before you. You have taken a shit on your perfectly fine military record at a time where many were spit on and treated with scorn for their service. For this, you have earned the ALPHABET ASSAULT: Annoying asinine asshole assistant to APL; bulimic ballsack biting butt buddy at Brucie’s Bathhouse (entrance in the rear); chronic cocksucking clymidiacic chickenfucking cretin; dumbass dumbshit dickguzzling dimwitted douchebag; erratic earwax eating enema expert; fowl felching monkeyfucking ferret fluffing Uncle Fester look-alike; gregarious gangrene carrying Grinch; hypocrtical hippo humping hackeysack full of horse shit; idiotic inbred imbecile with a low IQ and impotence issues; jumping jackass with jockey shorts full of jellyfish jism; kooky kommunistic klown kitty fucking knave; lying loathsome limpdick lillylivered lazyass llama blowing loser; manmeat mooching meatslapping moosecock muncher; no good ninja nippled needlenutted nobody; obsolete overfucked octopus orgy observer; penis pumping pee filled poster child for proper prophelactic usage; queasy queef quaffing quantum horsesqueeze; ratt fucking rump ranger who plays the rusty trombone; Shit surping semen burping dick sucking sorry sonavabitch with syphilis; taint ticking test subject for tits on men at Tiny’s Truck Stop; unclefucking ugly ass unborn umbilical discharge; valor Vulture and volunteer… Read more »

5th/77th FA

“My Country ’tis of thee, Sweet Land of Liberty,,,of Thee I Sing….”

Outstanding Sarge! You are hereby relieved of any CQ Duty until further notice.

Cold beers are on me!

Sarge

Could not think of a better American beer right now than a ice cold Sam Adams.

I do have some longboard lager in the mini fridge…gift from someone who needed a “quick favor” that took over an hour.

26Limabeans

“jellyfish jism”

good one

SFC D

Spiro T. Agnew would be proud! That was an amazing act of absolutely astounding alliteration!

Morgan Blake

I hate to even question such a find piece of literary art…

… but should “Shit surping” be “Shit slurping?”

A Proud Infidel®™

Or “shit surfing”, knowhutimean, Vern?

A Proud Infidel®™️

Good drop on that jitteri jizz junkie!

Ex-PH2

Well, I read all that, and my response is simplicity at its most simple:

He’s an asshole.

End of story.

A Proud Infidel®™

‘Speakin of the HOI®™,didja ever see the TWO calls for it on the threads about Swallowell?

ChipNASA

Hi Guys,
Late to the party.
Just FYI, Sarge
I believe that you’ve already given permissions and with proper credit, I will add the ALPHABET ASSAULT, to the The Hemisphere of Insults®™
It’s going to be BIGLEY!!

Sarge

HOOYAH MASTER CHIEF!

Keepin' It Real

[parody]

“There I was… a mediocre sailor at best. I told myself that I was going to make things better. Lo and behold, when I transferred to a new command, it suddenly appeared in my military records that I was now a Navy SEAL. Who was I to question divine intervention? So I went with it.”

— Kenny Woerheide —

[/parody]

Mustang Major

This is a sad case. Made E-8, and had to get caught up in this stupid crap as a retiree years later.

I could be wrong, but I don’t suspect that many SEALS get out of the special opps career field to become boiler men on ships. Didn’t anyone in his chain of command ever stop to wonder what a chief in the engineering department working below deck for a fair amount of his time doing wearing SEAL badge?

Daisy Cutter

I was wondering the same thing. They don’t just make you a SEAL and then release you to the fleet to do other things.

Woerheide was treating it like it was a club membership.

HMC Ret

You’re right, Mustang Major, he made 8 but never made Senior Chief.

Mustang Major

Arn’t they one in the same?

Daisy Cutter

It’s a Navy thing. A Chief does not show the proper, expected integrity of the Chief’s community he is referred to as an “E-7” vs. a Chief. Technically one in the same as you suggest, but shunned by the Chief’s Mess by not referring to him as a Chief.

Same for E-8 and Senior Chief. I’ve not heard this for E-9 and Master Chief but I’m sure it applies… just not that many Master Chiefs that screw up.

Claw

No Sir, not the same. But here at TAH, if you really want to bitch-slap someone for being a POS, you lower case the “E” or “O” in the paygrade./smile

Sarge

We do the same thing in the Air Force. We have Chiefs and we have E-9s.

Some you respect the man, others you respect the rank they wear.

Claw

Yep, same thing for we old Army Geezer types.

As a further means of slapping high pay grade POSs’ around, we will refer to them as Spec8 or Spec9./smile

SFC D

As in Spec8 Moerk.

3/10/MED/b

Throwing ARCOMs all around.

Knees and jaws a little sore?
(I was about to say ‘Top’, but that would be disrespectful to all the real TOPs I served with.)
Will go with SFC D’s appropriation of Spec 8.

Claw

Lest We Forget:

Despite making the ultimate sacrifice, (of giving her Woobie to a soldier who couldn’t sleep because of the cold) Spec8 Moerk has not yet been able to attain selection to the Army’s E-9 list./smile

The Stranger

Did she really publicize the poncho liner story? That’s expected behavior from a good NCO or officer. Hopefully she’ll never make SGM. If she does, they should present her with the designed, but apparently never awarded, SPEC9 rank insignia!

Claw

“publicize the poncho liner story?”

As I remember, she had posted it to her personal web-blog as a Look At Me feel good story, and then when the fecal matter struck the oscillating cooling device, the blog locked out all further access.

So, Yeah./smile

Morgan Blake

Ya gotta hand it to ol’ Kenny. He has his Facebook page still up. I guess he feels that he’s entitled to his lie since he went through the trouble of going down to the Navy Exchange and buying himself a SEAL Trident insignia.

Whatever happened to Honor, Courage and Commitment?

All Navy Chiefs call on Ken Woerheide to do the honorable thing and apologize to the SEAL community. Do not continue to bring dishonor to the Chief’s Mess.

Sarge

Hippy Hulk Hogan Hipster Hopeful

Does that make me a hater?

Jim Grindstaff

Harassing the gf is out of line. Please remove her information and her FB link. I have been in contact with her and she is not the fake here. This is bad news to her and she does not need the bullshit that people have been posting on her FB page. Thanks.

Morgan Blake

Done, Jim.

Claw

Poser Update: For those of you with a Book of the Face access, the girlfriend just updated her profile picture with a picture of Whore-Hide wearing a SEAL Trident as a lapel pin on a suit coat.

The picture seems to be fairly recent (like in the past two weeks?) and not a picture from 30 years ago.

Jim Grindstaff

Don’t harass the gf (ex-gf, now). She did not have anything to do with Woerheide’s fakeries. I have been in contact with her and people are posting crap on her FB page. I am going to send Ken Woerheide a message to ask him to remove external links to other people’s FB pages. He seems to be reading my messages to him, but not responding.

Claw

Roger – Out.

Did not know that relaying readily available public information constituted harassment.

3/10/MED/b

“…not responding…”

In my worst Jim Nabors impression,
“Surprise, Surprise, Surprise!!”

ChipNASA

And surprise, surprise, surprise, he’s sanitized his Book of Face from all his military Bullshit.

HEY KEN, are you too much of a pussy to show up here and discuss your fakery?

Yeah, I thought so.

You’re not even man enough to be a chewtoy.

Apparently your girlfriend is/has kicked you to the curb.
GOOD
*grumpy cat face*

HM3(FMF) Kerns, Eric

This guy is a great example of how technology has caught up with us, things you could do 30 years ago you cannot get away with in today’s times. I had an uncle who used to make up his own insurance cards for when he was pulled over by the police the police would check to make sure you had insurance but they never would follow up to ensure that the insurance company you had listed was correct or even a legit company. Today you cannot do that because police have technology in their cars and they can verify if the insurance you have submitted his current, accurate, and correct. This guy probably could have gotten away with his lies within his local community if he had not posted on the social media sites Facebook or Instagram etc.

3/10/MED/b

Mr. Kerns, take a deep breath.

Take another.

Try again.

Can’t speak for the majority, but I would like to hear the story.

3/10/MED/b

Don’t lie about your military service, or lack thereof. For that matter, don’t lie about anything. Period. End of story.

3/10/MED/b

…but there is always another who posts on the book of face, who thinks they are smarter than their family, friends, and associates…

They haven’t met Hondo, thebesig, Claw, 5TH/77FA, Dave Hardin, AW1ED or Ex-PH2, to name just a few.

Thanks to all of you.

No, we are not getting a room.

3/10/MED/b

rgr679, Roh-dog, CHIPNASA, Sarge, API(you know who you are, goddammitt…), 26Limabeans,HMC Ret(hope you’re doing okay), Wilted Willy, (your brother will find his place…), Daisy Cutter, JeffLP3…
I have tried to remember all the voices and comments from all of the participants on TAH.
Fell free to fire me up for negligence.

b out.

ChipNASA

Hondo, thebesig, Claw, 5TH/77FA, Dave Hardin, AW1ED or Ex-PH2,rgr679, Roh-dog, Sarge, API, 26Limabeans, HMC Ret, Wilted Willy, Daisy Cutter, JeffLP3… et al,

Anyone else interested on dropping the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ on 3/10/MED/b for his malfeasance, misconduct, misbehavior, various voluntary or involuntary transgressions, multitude of sins and/or any other hanky-panky, shenanigans or unidentified naughtiness??

Hmmmm. I’m just kidding…

(Or AM *I*?!?!?!?!)
😀 😀 😀

3/10/MED/b

ChipNasa, let it go.
It will be a good laugh for my sorry ass. Let it fly, no holds barred. No weakness in this AO.

Morgan Blake

Release the Kraken.

Only then can our joy be full.

Ex-PH2

Just call him a silly man and give him a pat on the head.

3/10/MED/b

No, Ma’am. I am waiting for the insults on the way.

The Stranger

What am I? Chopped liver?

5th/77th FA

Nah, worse than that (puts on sunglasses) you’re an Engineer! grin!

3/10/MED/b

All due respect to THE STRANGER!

3/10/MED/b

In the words of a great friend of mine…
Holy Fuckin’ Balls.

I never thought I would be the subject of the Hemisphere of Insults, but here I am. (please have a reference to Col. Sherman T. Potter.)

awaiting incoming…

The Stranger

And here I thought that Kenny or a sock puppet showed up after seeing recent activity on the thread. I’m so disappointed ☹️. They just don’t make phonies like they used to.

3/10/MED/b

ChipNasa, let it go.
It will be a good laugh for my sorry ass. Let it fly, no holds barred. No weakness in this AO.

ChipNASA

OK Because I said I wouldn’t bestow the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ on Ken here because I said he didn’t deserve it, I am reconsidering this and will allow 3/10/MED/b to enjoy it, but it is directly aimed at Ken here because he has besmirched the ranks of the Top Three as we Chairforce call it, or the Goat Locker with his stupidity. 3/10/MED/b For you and then the rest of this is on Ken, Ken, I can only ask, ” What is this cow flubdubbery? ” What in the name of Sweet Fanny Adams happened here?” “This an A-1, four-alarm, red, white and blue alert!” The Hemisphere of Insults®™ (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! …. Ken (Bend Over) Woerheide (WHORE Hide) …HEY DICKLESS WONDER, We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A… Read more »

ChipNASA

Dude looks like he smells like hot dog water, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter, maybe this hero could strap a suicide vest to himself, go out in the open desert and make people confetti out of himself, Wait, of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON??, He’s so much of a dickhead he takes Viagra thru a nasal spray, and he’s still limp, How I the fuck do assholes like this sleep at night? With one hand on their tiny dick and the other thumb in their ass, Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, A butter knife amongst razor blades, Rusty Trombone Virtuoso, he is the kinda guy who likes meeting up with two strange men so they can sword fight in his mouth, he’s the kind of guy you’d find hanging out around highway rest areas because he’s frequenting the public bathrooms trying to gargle marbles for change, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, fucknuckles, is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket, Menstrual quimsquirt, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting,… Read more »

ChipNASA

Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, Forrest Gump points and laughs at you, you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, looks like the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby,Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal… Read more »

Eden

You forgot “keeps his balls in his purse”.

ChipNASA

And I’d add, “if he had any” and maybe we should use “her” purse, because *if* any of these guys even had a woman, she’s the boss

SO, that is going on the The Hemisphere of Insults®™

5th/77th FA

AMEN!!!!! And all of the miscreants of TAH dodged poser bling and wept with joy at the sights and sounds thereof.

3/10/MED/ b

Always good to see, but ALWAYS good to see a reference to Col. Sherman T. Potter.

Thanks,ChipNASA, for the insults in my name. Good shit, thank you, Sir.

3/10/MED/ b

monkey fucking a football …
haven’t heard that one in a while.

3/10/MED/b

I have been negligent in my naming the contributors of this site. Requesting permission for roll call, over;