Inspector General

| January 25, 2019

 

I just thought you people should know that we have been reported to the V.A. Inspector General.  This whole “employee of the month” honor seems to be a terrible thing to tarnish.  Not sure what the IG will do about our goings on around here but if you have urine samples or blood work pending results … be afraid, be very afraid.

No actual veterans were harmed in the production of the message.

Carry on.

 

 

Category: "Teh Stoopid", Valor Vultures

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Skippy

BHWHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!

AW1Ed

Cool. The meds I’m on will light up a urinalysis test like a Christmas tree. Bring it.

The Al

What award winning rocket surgeon reported us to the IG this time? DuLlAsS?

NHSparky

And what AsShoLe would do such a thing?

5th/77th FA

2 words….Habeas Corpus.

They gotta find ’em.

Ex-PH2

I was taking a nap.’

What’s this all about? Someone take a wee in someone else’s Cheerios this afternoon?

Flagwaver

What can the V.A. do? Threaten a veteran’s disability money because the veteran complained about the V.A.?

Commissar

Somebody appears to be under the impression that Veterans are under the authority of the VA. Like a government authority over us as individuals vs merely an administrative authority over our benefits.

26Limabeans

Then why do they have a police force that guns down veterans like what took place at Togus.

https://www.pressherald.com/2010/07/09/gunman-killed-near-togus_2010-07-09/

and of course the AG report:

https://www.maine.gov/ag/news/article.shtml?id=173931

5th/77th FA

Well…just…DAMN.

Maybe if it was a requirement for employment by the VA, you had to be a Veteran; the people who are supposed to be helping Vets would better understand what is needed to be done.

Has it gotten better since this happened? Maybe some?

Commissar

Weird. In their defense it is about as effective as reporting a complaint concerning something the VA IG has actual authority over.

If the IG is not going to fix something it might as well be something they have no authority to fix.

Dave Hardin

I’m not pointing fingers or anything but I think his initials are Gabriel O. Jones an he may or may not have monthly issues and look kinda like the actor in this picture.

Commissar

Who is he? Did I miss a new nuissance nemesis to the blog while I was not paying attention?

Dave Hardin
Dave Hardin

Its rumor only, but I hear tell that the Inspector General has been notified.

The struggle is real.

Keepin' It Real

Those pee-pee tests are a-comin’… just sayin’

VA

rgr769

Looks like the dumb lying POSer bastid is doubling down on teh stoopid.

rgr769

He is obviously a real seal because all that rigorous real seal training occurs in that Transient Personnel Support Unit at Great Lakes, IL. I hear they produce the badest ass seals, not like those pussy assed SEALs trained at Coronado, CA.

A Proud Infidel®™️

He’s going full throttle Psul/Bernath!

AZtoVA

So the Employee of the random time period was false? WhodaThunkit?

Mason

Sure nobody with a shit eating grin like that would lie to the VA-OIG.

1610desig

result of a super-sized butt plug…

NHSparky

He’s doing too much insulin. Excessively low blood sugar can cause brain damage, among other things.

Graybeard

“cause” or “increase”?

Gabriel O. Jones appears to have brain damage as a pre-existing condition.

Ex-PH2

Could he possibly buy a suit that fits properly?

That jacket looks like he sneaked it out of his mother’s closet.

When did stretch wool come back in style, anyway?

HMC Ret

“Could he possibly buy a suit that fits properly?”

Look closely and you’ll see smudges. It’s in need of cleaning as well.

As far as reporting us to whomever for whatever … meh. Yawn

Ex-PH2

The lapel seams are fraying and puckered, the hankie pocket is wrinkled, he’s wearing a girl’s watch and a clip-on tie in the wrong color.

What a mess!

Animal

He’s just mad they took his new clock away.

A Proud Infidel®

That pencilneck is doing all he can to ingratiate himself to The Dutch Rudder Gang!

IDC SARC

You’d think the IG would close the door and do some wall-to-wall counseling on this fukkgnard.

1610desig

The DRG will take him…It will show that they embrace diversity

Sandman

I understand there is an opening for a senior member of the DRG. I have a feeling applications are pouring in from the ‘Valor Vulture’ section of this blog.

OldSoldier54

Now THERE is a cheesy smile for ya.

2/17 Air Cav

Does this mean TAH is now a VA program? If so, it is a model program. There is no waiting. Calls are answered promptly and politely, as are emails. Private information is secure. There is neither bureaucratic layering nor red tape. Leadership is always available and responsive. The office is open 24/7 and does not close, even on Christmas. Veterans are appreciated here and non-Veterans are equally welcome. A helping hand, if needed, is always at the ready and those who have made the greatest of all sacrifices on behalf of the nation are never forgotten. Welcome VA IG!

Dave Hardin

Will there be probing? I ain’t being probed no more.

Commissar

Aren’t we supposed to be probed every few years after age 40?

I heard we were to detect cancer or something.

I asked around but nobody responded to my craigslist ad.

2/17 Air Cav

In your case, Commissar, the probing is to remove the gerbil carcasses.

Commissar

I am a lib. No animal cruelty.

Just have to make sure the batteries are fresh…

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Zhu-Zhu-Pets-Hamster-Toy-Special-Collector-4Pack-Jilly-Scoodles-Winkie-Nugget/456078603

2/17 Air Cav

Very disarming move. You’re a trick one you are.

Twist

This made me laugh

RM3(SS)

And Commissar grows a sense of humor! Better look out, those antifa guys don’t like funny, they’re steely eyed killers! 🙂

Hack Stone

The proud but humble woman owned business that sells software to the federal government that Hack Stone works for is very health conscious and takes proactive steps to ensure the wellbeing of all employees. They are so committed to healthy lives, the Vice President of the company personally checks each male employee for a hernia.

AZtoVA

Butt-cam volunteer, every 5-10 years depending on how photogenic you are.

NHSparky

Is it true that aliens would kidnap random Marines out at 29 Stumps every so often?

Anyone else corroborate this?

Dave Hardin

I seen things at night out there. Strange things.

NHSparky

I’m thinking of the words of Chekhov in Wrath of Khan:

“Dey put kleet-churz…in our bodees!”

Dave Hardin

hahahaha

Ex-PH2

There are stories…. mostly involving gallon jugs of – well, water. Yeah, that’s it. It was water.

charles w

Not just any Marines. They really like the refriga recon ones.

HMCS(FMF) ret

“I’m warning you, I am a lethal killing machine. It was a secret government experiment. They did stuff to me. Spooky stuff… Anal stuff. It turned me into a dangerous telekinetic. As the ancient Tibetan Philosophy states “Don’t start none, won’t be none!”

MSG Eric

The Losers!

HMCS(FMF) ret

They take them out to Amboy Crater for “interrogation”….

charles w

It’s ok. I heard from a guy that knew a guy and he said they only come a night. They are supposed to be gentle. The only thing is, they are from the government so watch your wallet.

HMC Ret

“Does this mean TAH is now a VA program?” If so, I think we should receive funding.

charles w

Hell yea!! With only a couple billion we can get to the bottom of all this probing. Speaking of which, I need a drink and a smoke.

Dave Hardin

CIA…Frank Dux says we are all paid CIA operatives.

Now that I said that we can’t actually be ceekrit skverrls.

SFC D

Christians in Action? This cannot be, we have atheists and agnostics in our ranks, possibly those of the Hebrew persuasion! Might even be Wiccans and Buddhists!

A Proud Infidel®

Or even disciples of The Great Flying Spaghetti Monster!

26Limabeans

God forbid a few toothless Judds from Maine.

Graybeard

>snerk<

Ex-PH2

But… but I don’t want to be a concrete squirrel!

I never asked for this! I need a hug.

Hack Stone

Hack Stone sure could go for a Flaming Squirrel today. That drink will knock you on your ass, then the doctor will be unable to probe you.

26Limabeans

“to care for those who have not borne the battle and for his widow and his orphan child and granparents, cousins, aunts, uncles, neighbors and friends”

It is chisled in stone above the main entrance at Togus. Lincoln purposely left room for future qualifying groups of non veterans.

3/10/MED/b

YES!!!

old98z

No vest, no dog, no harley, no doo-rag
Totally not legit
Needs to work on his stare….

Old98Z

To be clear this referred to the weinie in the first photo.
Don’t know about this poser gabby jones except what hardin puts in the funny papers.
and why give a clock?
makes him look like he just has nothing but time on his hands…..

2/17 Air Cav

Me and Mrs–Mrs Jones–Mrs. Jones, Mrs, Jones…we got a thing going on…

M48DAT

I think we had a saying in the Army, oh what was it? I remember now, FUCK HIM!

2/17 Air Cav

One of my favorites. “Fuck it. Fuck it. Two tears in a bucket.”

SFC D

So what’s he gonna do, bend my dog tags, stamp my meal card “no dessert” and send me to Korea?

NHSparky

Whatcha gonna do, send me to sea on a fast attack?

HMC Ret

No, a boomer

RM3(SS)

AAArrrgghhh! Anything but that Chief!

Ex-PH2

He really needs to find a good tailor, and stop wearing clothing that he wore to church when he was five.

1610desig

He is a blackish version of Pee Wee Herman

2/17 Air Cav

‘Fraud, Waste, and Abuse hotline. May I help you?’

‘Yeth. I wants to file a complaint.’

‘Wants the nature of the complaint, ma’am?’

‘I’m not a ma’am! I’m a man!’

‘I am so very sorry. What’s the complaint?’

‘This anonymeth, right?’

‘Yeth. I mean yes, yes, complainants may remain anonymous.’

‘Good, cause they’re a bunch of meaners and I wouldn’t want my name known.’

(To Be Continued. Or Not.)

Garold

Actually I do have blood working pending as of this afternoon. I didn’t fast before hand and I’m told the results will take longer. Should I be worried? And will this now go into my permanent file?

I hope Mueller doesn’t find out about this since I support Trump.

AW1Ed

Azygos

I’d welcome a conversation with a VA IG though I don’t think he/she/it would want to hear how the VA is killing its patients in Phoenix. Or how they continue to make it harder to be seen by VA Choice providers.

Jarhead

Jobs man, jobs! This is one can of worms never to be opened with serious intentions. Open one case in Phoenix and next thing you know they will be looking extremely close at the comings and goings in the Dothan, Al VA system. More f_____ up than a soup sandwich!

IMHO the most likely suspect as having manufactured a credible problem for the VA and turned TAH in as a contributor is one recently starred phony NAVY SEAL who for the second time has been a victim of his own actions. You know, the one who was out of the Navy as an E-1 after only 17 months but had joined a local former retired military officers club claiming to have been a Lt. Commander. Just a guess knowing his mind is not in the gene pool but in the septic tank. Just my guess.

RGR 4-78

Maybe now the VAIG will get a clue about Wilted Willies POS brother and do something about him.

streetsweeper

So, the IG is gonna what? Spank my ass? Ship me off to the Viet of Nam?

Morgan Blake

Probably not funny but — we may all die on a waiting list before the VA IG finally gets to us.

There, I said it.

Dave Hardin

Well, now that you put it in those terms … I will rest a lot easier.

Graybeard

Since many on the VA staff have problems with Land Nav (can’t find their whazzis with two hands) I don’t think they can find us very easily.

Of course their skill levels are exponentially greater than those of Gabriel O. Jones…

MSG Eric

That’s probably the plan:

“Well, statistically, those veterans will die before I get an appointment with them, so wala! No issues in the VA anymore Sir!”

Daisy Cutter

You all finally did it – ya done messed with an Employee of the Month. This will not stand.

You get no honey when you stick your hand into a hornet’s nest.

I hate to be insensitive but can I get an indication of when the boot’s going to drop?

HMCS(FMF) ret

Mustang Major

I noticed he wears a wedding band. He might be trying to get out of a jam with is wife. I can hear her now, “I thought I married a SEAL and all I got was someone in a SEAL t-shirt.”

Hack Stone

What makes you think that his spouse is a wife? No that there is anything wrong with that.

OWB

Sure. I’ll put that on the list of stuff to consider. Some day. Maybe. Got a lot of priority stuff to deal with first. Like global warming. And transgenderism in the native population of Mars.

Graybeard

This is one of those things that actually make me feel a tiny bit sorry for the bureaucrats in the VA.

A tiny bit.

The Stranger

Not me. They can deal with this guy’s shit for a while. It’s not as if they are actually doing their jobs over at the IG office. Maybe after dealing with this clown, they’ll straighten up and fly right.

Graybeard

I should have added the /sarc tag, Stranger.

Morgan Blake

“Please don’t that this the wrong way, Mr. Jones, but until this matter is decided we’d like our clock back.” – Management