Saturday Feel Good Stories

| January 5, 2019

sight pictureIf I have to explain this, seek professional help at a range near you.

Somehow I doubt the shooter had a New Jersey compliant magazine.
Arizona resident shoots four burglars, killing one, police say

By Paulina Dedaj | Fox News
One person is dead and three others are injured after they were shot by a resident of an Arizona home they were trying to burglarize, police said.

The Yuma County Sheriff’s Office responded to a 911 call at approximately 1:38 a.m. Thursday and discovered that four individuals were shot after breaking into a home.

According to a news release, Edith Guerrero, 36, Jaden James, 18, Leonardo Gonzalez, 27, and Jessica Aynes, 28, woke the sleeping occupants as they entered.

The unidentified occupant with the gun fired several rounds, hitting all four suspects and ultimately killing one.

Not much to add, but the rest of the article may be viewed here: Fox Nedwa

One winged, another in the wind.
Burglar shot Wednesday night at Old Tavern home

A resident of Old Tavern on Wednesday night shot an armed burglar, whom deputies later arrested and charged, according to the Fauquier sheriff’s office.

Matthew Darolyn Hawkes, 39, of Marshall, suffered a gunshot wound to the leg, Sgt. James Hartman said.

Charged with four crimes, Mr. Hawkes remained in a Northern Virginia hospital Thursday afternoon, according to Sgt. Hartman.

Armed with a handgun, the suspect allegedly kicked in the front door of a rented home in the 4900 block of Old Tavern Road near The Plains late Wednesday.

“Multiple callers (to 911) advised gunshots had been fired” at 10:24 p.m., Sgt. Hartman said.

When sheriff’s deputies arrived, “occupants of the residence described a short male wearing a mask entering through the door,” he added. “One of the occupants of the residence fired several gun shots at the man who then fled on foot.”

The deputies identified a suspect “after learning of a . . . recent altercation between the homeowner and a male acquaintance,” the sergeant said.

A sheriff’s office tracking dog and Fairfax County Police helicopter joined the manhunt.

Read the rest here: Fauquier Now

Try typing “Fauquier” and keep a straight face. So one in the wind, one DRT, and four WRT. Not bad really, especially FGS#1 with four up, four down. Have a safe weekend, and keep ’em in the ten ring.

BREAKING NEWS THIS JUST IN! Your tireless TAH FGS staff brings you this :
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Christian Maire, 40, died following an altercation at the Milan detention center in Michigan, officials said Friday.

Currently sipping on a Bloody Mary to assuage the assault of a pal who failed to kill us with bourbon (again), your TAH staff finds:

By Amy Lieu
A man serving a 40-year sentence for his role in an international child pornography ring has died following a fight at a federal detention center in Michigan, authorities said Friday.

Christian Maire, 40, of New York, was pronounced dead following an altercation involving seven inmates Tuesday at the Milan detention center about 50 miles southwest of Detroit, a statement from the Federal Bureau of Prisons said.

“It’s a horrible tragedy and it seems something like this should have been able to be avoided,” Maire’s lawyer Mark Kriger told the Detroit News on Friday.

Three of the other inmates involved were treated for serious injuries and two prison staff members had minor injuries, the statement said.

Details of how Maire was injured weren’t immediately released, but the death was being investigated as an apparent homicide.

Meanwhile, one source familiar with the investigation told the Detroit News that at least one attacker was armed with a shiv or homemade knife.

The rest of this sad saga may be read here: Fox News

Let’s join ‘lawer’ Mark Kriger in his pity party for a slain child molester. Y’all go first; seems I can’t muster up a single tear. Must be the Bloody Mary, which in the crafting of this post has remarkably evaporated. So now one in the wind, two DRT, and four WRT. Not a Master Chief trifectra, but not too bad. And the weekend has just begun…

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26Limabeans

“If I have to explain this, seek professional help at a range near you”

I usually focus on the target and don’t concern myself with depth of field.
The photo has it backwards.
Yeah I know, it’s a nice and proper sight picture.

26Limabeans

Is that Robert Blake in the photo?

2/17 Air Cav

Can’t be–unless his cockatoo died.

Deplorable B Woodman

Concerning the recently deceased Mr Maire:
“Behold, my field of fucks, for it is barren, and empty, none groweth here, and I have none to give.”

Wadda ya wanna bet the altercation was a setup, just to shiv the Maire.

(there’s got to be some horse jokes in there somewhere)

2/17 Air Cav

I got nothing. Jeff, we’re countin’ on you, man.

5th/77th FA

I would venture to say that some of the prison stallions stuck it to the Maire with some blunt objects. They probably made the Maire whinny.

I have some phuques in stock, but none to give for the loss of this POS. Good riddance to trash.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

I think I’d go hoarse telling all these horse jokes, so I’ll just quit horsing around with these puns and yolks. Got to hand it to the guys who shivved the Maire who looks to be around 16.2 hands or five six and a half feet in height. What a face to mairly look at as I did the height calculations.

11B-Mailclerk

shank Maire

Lurker Curt

I’m thinking of a particular hymn we could sing for the dead pedo. Reading between the lines, sounds like he got what he had coming.

2/17 Air Cav

“[I]t seems something like this should have been able to be avoided.” Bright boy that one. In order to avoid being slain in a prison fight, don’t commit the crime that results in your imprisonment. Easy peasy.

Ex-PH2

So, somebody shanked a pedo?

Seems to me they did the world (and kids) a favor.

Okay. Moving on.

NHSparky

I know the victims and their families are shedding no tears, but sadly, all too often the victims of these unspeakable crimes are the very people that should be their greatest protectors.

Roh-Dog

Imagine the mess 4 idiots’ blood would make on your floor…
As long as the DA could work that in to the sentencing, might be worth it.

Perry Gaskill

Magua has read the newspaper stories about Maire. Magua wonders how Maire lasted this long. Magua asks why an angry father has not already ripped Maire’s still-beating heart from his chest, and fed it to the dogs…

CCO

Because he was locked up out of reach is my guess.

STSC(SW/SS)

“It’s a horrible tragedy and it seems something like this should have been able to be avoided,” Maire’s lawyer Mark Kriger told the Detroit News on Friday.

This isn’t a tragedy it is a cause for celebration.

CCO

Four on one and him asleep to start and the good guy won? David said it better than I could: “Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight.”

SFC D

See also Revelations 19:11

SFC D

The Faithful Followers of Brother John Moses Browning accept this as proof that his designs were divinely inspired.

5th/77th FA

Amen

5th/77th FA

Howitzer be thou name.

Better pick up a case or 12 of Colt .45

HMC Ret

My field, too, is void of fucks. Got what you deserve you freaking scumbag.
I hope you rot.