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Another MoH announced
It’s been three years since I wrote up the heroics of naval aviator Captain Royce Williams. You’ll remember he was flying a straight wing F9F Panther off the coast of Korea during the Korean War. He was scrambled with another aircraft to intercept several Soviet MiG-15s headed towards their carrier group. The MiG-15 was the […]
Knucklehead retarded man stops re-election bid
Breaking news that Minnesota Governor Tim Walz (D), a retired sergeant major master sergeant from the Natty Guard, has dropped his re-election bid among the massive Somali welfare fraud scandals. This will give Tim more time to spend with his friends, the school shooters. While I am supremely happy to see Walz fail yet again, […]
Drug Strike Drawing Fire
As we all know, the current administration is taking a fairly hard line on drug smuggling craft, and blowing them out of the water. Despite those who claim “but they could just be fishing boats” (sorry, normal fishing boats carry actual fishing gear, aren’t powered by multiple large outboards, aren’t spotted with lots and lots […]
DC Guardsman dies
Multiple sources are reporting that West Virginia National Guardsman Sarah Beckstrom, who was shot by an Afghan illegal immigrant in an apparent terrorist attack in DC yesterday, has died from her wounds. NY Post reports; Sarah Beckstrom, one of the West Virginia National Guard members shot in a cowardly ambush by an Afghan refugee Wednesday, […]
That didn’t last long
Looks like Israel and Hamas are back at war. I don’t foresee them having more luck surviving now that they’ve given up all the leverage of the hostages. Good luck, Hamas. You’re gonna need it. From Fox News; Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu orders ‘immediate and powerful strikes in the Gaza Strip’ Hamas violated the ceasefire […]
Midshipman and Cop kerfuffle during lockdown
Annapolis, the site of the United States Naval Academy, one of the country’s senior military colleges, was placed under a lockdown yesterday. It seems a former student was making threats electronically, which appeared to be coming from within the building. *cue spooky 70’s horror movie music* During this lockdown, the police prowled the building making sure […]
Charlie Kirk shot
The 31-year-old conservative commentator best known for leading Turning Point USA and debating college kids on political topics has been shot. He was speaking at the Utah Valley University about two hours ago. He was kicking off his American Comeback Tour. He’d ironically just taken a question about mass shootings (specifically by transgender people) when […]
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