Cori LeCinda Pierce; phony veteran

| July 3, 2018

Someone sent us their work on this Cori LeCinda Pierce person, now going by Cori Byrd, who claims that she is a veteran, and of course, for proof, she has a service dog;

She spent a whole 41 days in the Army before they kicked her to the curb;

Last time I checked, it takes more than 41 days at Relaxin’ Jackson for someone to be considered a veteran. She must’ve caught the PTSD that day that the PX ran out of Skittles and LCDs (little chocolate donuts).

Skidmark’s conversation with her;

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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26Limabeans

PFC in 41 days?

Martinjmpr

Probably had enough college to come in as a PFC. Or JROTC.

Carlton G Long

College … Barber, or Clown ?

Hack Stone

Medical Coding Academy. Hack Stone got his Masters at Grenada Academy of Medical Coding and Taxidermy (Bethesda Campus). That degree helped Hack score that position as Director of Media Relations for a proud but humble woman owned business that sells software to the federal government.

Skippy

And she is still missing

BHWHAHAHAHAHA !!!!

USMCMSgt (Ret)

AND she received the coveted NDSM!

(Nothing Follows)

Adam

boot camp awarded upon entry. Being considered a vet she is NOT. Not a disabled Veteran by any stretch. A little research will tell her how one becomes a vet.

MrBill

Came in as a PFC; date of rank is the same as the date she entered AD.

26Limabeans

Thanks MrBill.
I see the date listed now.

rgr769

So, she didn’t earn and get to wear the ‘skeeter wings during her illustrious 44 days. What a loser, couldn’t even get close to the venerable Gunga Dan line.

Andrew Whorley

I came in as a specialist in 2013 and wore my rank as early as day 3 of reception. She is a piece of shit that failed out of the army though, don’t get me wrong.

2/17 Air Cav

Saw a new comment–yours, so I clicked on the link to this thread, forgetting what I would see when I did: that walrus mug. So, this being 2018, I am blaming you. I take personal responsibility for clicking.

2/17 Air Cav

Wedge the word “no” between take and personal. Thanks.

Steve

I was just about to ask the same thing – din’t even know you could do that.

Some Guy

It gets even better: You can enlist straight as a SPC if you have a college degree! Some of my Marine colleagues were surprised by that as well.
But wait, there’s more: say you have a degree and enlist as an 09S (officer candidate). You complete BCT as an E-4, then get promoted to E-5 as soon as you begin OCS. In the national guard they even promote you straight up to E-6.
Of course nothing beats a direct commission in terms of advancement without TIS: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_S._Knudsen 😉

Mason

Anyone ever know anyone with band experience to come in at a higher rank? I remember a rumor that you could be brought in at up to E-6 if you were a musician enlisting for one of the big service bands. Probably just wild junior enlisted rumor.

Forest Green

Yes, the Marine Corps Band and the Drum and Bugle Corps members start as SNCOs. They are professional musicians and compete for those positions with some of the best available. They aren’t found in boot camp.

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

The Tune Techs have a wonderful job.

A Proud Infidel®™

If I remember correctly, the members of The President’s Own Marine Band have to have a PhD in Music and they enlist as E6’s sans Boot Camp.

Nicki

Yep. I went in as an E-4 after I graduated Hopkins. And yes, you do start as an E-6 in the Marine Corps band. These guys are INCREDIBLE! Absolutely top notch!

Top W Kone

When I was a Drill SGT in 99-01 we had several band members come through. They were E4 in BCT, no AIT required and most were E6 at graduation

We had one who had a PhD in something musical (chello or the like) that was an E7 at graduation.

This ment he out ranked me at graduation

timactual

Date of rank = date entered active duty, 7/14/08. Evidently enlisting as an E3 is an option in the new, all-volunteer Army.

I guess if the Army can issue a medal for completing training they can promote you for enlisting.

SFAlphageek

I came in as a PFC with guaranteed advancement to Specialist in 4 months in 1986. The bump to PFC for 4 years of JROTC or 2 years of college or Eagle Scout has been around a long time.

Martinjmpr

Yeah, this is nothing new. I saw it in the 1980’s

IIRC the way “enlist as an E-4” worked was that you actually enlisted as an E-3 with an automatic promotion to E-4 once you completed IET (Basic and AIT.)

IOW, you’re still a private in basic training.

J.R. Johnson

In the 1990’s it was: E-2 (get a buddy to enlist with you), E-3 (get two buddies to enlist with you, or JROTC/ROTC/ at least 60 credit hours of college), and E-4 have a bachelors or higher degree…or completed all degree requirements prior to enlisting. I came in as a PFC and had my military record corrected because I was just waiting on my final exams to be graded and degree to be issued (took two tries because the Records board for some reason thought I left basic to take my exams). Worked out better for me because I caught less shit, and just got a nice back dated pay check. When I made e-4 by merit (and it freed up a slot the next month for someone else).

Skippy

If I would have went officer instead of enlisted I would have been a E-4
Until I graduated basic then E-5. Instead I went enlisted with hopes of being
A warrant officer so I did basic as a E-3 AIT as a E-4
Crazy thing we had 7 people in my basic rotation that were all going
To DLA and were all officer or soon to be officers two of them were
Freaking out because they were supposed to go to Jackson and not Sill
I couldn’t understand why basic was a blast and for a older guy like
Me Fun Fun and more Fun

A Proud Infidel®™

When I enlisted I had three years of JROTC along with 90+ College Course Hours along with 2 years of College ROTC so I came in as an E3.

A Proud Infidel®™

A whopping 41 days at “Relaxin’ Jackson”, less time in Active Service than John Giduck!

NHSparky

There are a number of programs where one comes on AD as an E-3.

Navy Nukes high on that list.

O-4E

I came in the Army as an E3 in 1988 because of 4 years in Civil Air Patrol

Retired 26 years later as a Major (after serving 9 years enlisted)

MSG Eric

When I came in, if you suckered your friends into joining as well, you got rank as well. I hooked up a friend of mine and signed something saying he recruited me in so he could go to Basic as an E-2.

I’m sure that hasn’t changed, especially since the Army is hurting so badly for troops at this point. Good thing we did such a massive drawdown a couple years back….

26Limabeans

In my Basic the DI picked one guy to be his rat bastard. Went to a ROTC guy named Bertram. I hope he is reading this
50 years later and had a long miserable military career followed by selling used cars.

A Proud Infidel®™

Such was the case when I first enlisted in the early 90s, one of our DS’s went through the ranks asking anyone with a mosquito wings or PFC rank “Were you a ROTC Puke or did you fuck your buddy on the way in?”

Sj

My 2 dogs just lay around. Eat and fart. I’ve got to get their butts up and moving and get in on the service dog scam. Where do you get the doggie vests?

Martinjmpr

Where do you get the doggie vests?

eBay, Amazon, hell I’m surprised they don’t sell them in the checkout lines at Wal Mart.

Sj

I had no idea. It won’t work for me anyway since mine wont leave air conditioning.

Martinjmpr

Here you go. Shop away.

https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_2?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=service+dog+vest

Cue Oprah: “YOU get a service dog…And YOU get a Service dog! Service dogs for EVERYBODY!”

Perry Gaskill

My dog refuses to wear a service-dog vest. She says it makes her butt look fat…

swormy

Comment of the day!!

SFC D

Sammy the Wonderdog (my rescue pup) needs a service dog of his own. Now there’s a scam to explore.

charles w

My dog is so lazy he needs one too.

Hack Stone

It just so happens that a certain company formerly located in Bethesda MD has branched out to manufacture and sell service dog vests, since the flow of government software purchases seems to have abated. And the Vice President of this proud but humble woman owned business will guarantee that these vests will not cause permanent blindness and/or loss of bowel control in no less than 10% of the dogs that wear them.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Do they cause anal seepage?

NHSparky

Only if pretreated with MD 20/20.

USAF RET

Nice hat – idiot. Another “LOOK AT ME” poser

Sj

BTW: Florida. Again.

Mustang Major

Ughh… Why do all the nitwits like her come to Florida? I live in Tampa, and every time I think I have seen it all, I find out I haven’t.

USMCMSgt (Ret)

DD214 Block 11 PRIMARY SPECIALTY reads: “NONE”.

Fuck yeah. That about sums her up.

Skidmark
NHSparky

Shocked face. This.

The Stranger

Paging IDC SARC!

Tallywhagger

She has big teeth, I doubt if IDC gets drunk enough, on Tuesdays, to service that one. OTOH, “I’d gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburger, today”!

jim h

ok, help me out here. what again did she call the police after being asked to leave? does she, in fact, understand the differences between service animal and emotional support animal? what sort of disability is she trying to scam?

Martinjmpr

I think I can answer your questions:

what again did she call the police after being asked to leave?

Hurt Feelings would be my guess.

does she, in fact, understand the differences between service animal and emotional support animal?

I’d guess she DOES understand the difference between the two, but what she hopes is that the people who operate businesses where she wants to bring her pet DON’T understand the difference.

what sort of disability is she trying to scam?

I have no idea and couldn’t really figure it out from a brief scan of her FB.

Nevertheless, the whole “service animal” scam is one of the biggest ones going now.

I’m not, in general, a fan of more laws or government interference in peoples lives but it’s pretty clear that the whole “service animal” thing is out of control.

And the problem is that any business has to tread very carefully, even when obvious scammers bring in their ill-behaved pets to place where pets are not allowed, because the risk is all on the employer.

IMO legitimate “service animals” should be documented and validated in the same way that handicapped parking placards are – by requiring the applicant to submit a medical report and state, under oath, that they need an animal and exactly what they need the animal to do. They can then be issued a license by the state that is valid for 3 years an then they have to apply again.

“Comfort” animals wouldn’t qualify. Sorry, I know having Muffy or BunBun might help you relax but I don’t want to step in Muffy’s shit when I walk out the door and I don’t want my child or grandchild bit by your untrained animal that only qualifies as an ’emotional support animal’ because you bought a vest off of Amazon.

Rant over…. >:(

USMCMSgt (Ret)

Agreed. The “service dog” issue is getting out of control.

“Emotional support animal”? What the fuck does someone need an “emotional support animal” for?

To contrast, I’m familiar with one guy who has a medical alert dog that’s needed in case he’s about to have a seizure and shits himself – but I don’t understand why folks need a dog while they’re away from their safe space.

MSG Eric

Based on the reason why we have “pets” in our lives at all, any pet would be considered an emotional support animal. Even my fish. Meaning, if I could carry my 125 gallon saltwater tank with me onto an airplane, they’d have to accommodate it under the same provisions these dumbasses expect.

It’s just another reason to be “special” and get attention.

Veritas Omnia Vincit

Martinjmpr, as someone who holds youth events for young athletes we have a strict no dog policy on the premises for obvious reasons and most of the fields we use already have a NO DOGS on the field policy. Usually in bright red letters, the number of douchebags pretending to have a service animal to bring their pet on the premises is amazing….most of them get pissy when Rover shits on the ground and I tell them they have to leave because the ADA allows me to eject them whenever their beloved service animal is not properly trained.

We see countless liars and shitbags every tournament season trying to scam the world with bullshit service dog claims…so much so that I am at the point where whenever I see a service dog I assume it’s somebody who’s full of shit…which is sad because I recognize legitimate animals provide a valuable service for their owner, but I’m done with turds who bullshit their way around all the time.

Thunderstixx

Fibromyalgia is her disability claim.
I’m not saying that it doesn’t exist, but you can list me as skeptical after 25 years as a Nurse and more than one person, coworkers, patients, and a couple of girlfriends had the thing.
To me it is more of a dodge to get out of stuff and I seriously doubt that she is drawing disability for it but I am not up on the latest SSDI stuff…

Tallywhagger

Amen.

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

Ditto. From my experience Fibromyalgia only seems to effect overburdened single moms for some reason.

I believe it is the medical term for ‘Fat-Lazy-Chick-who-regrets-having-5 kids-with 6 guys’

5JC

People call the police for all kinds of stupid reasons. Rejection of emotional support dogs is one of them. You might ask what kind of moron takes an emotional support animal to a bar? That would be the kind of person that the only emotional support that they need is ego reinforcement due to the realization deep inside that they are a worthless POS. Just like this one.

USAF RET

I thought bartenders were there for emotional support………

SFC D

Yup. As is the bleached blonde in the push-up bra at the end of the bar.

Carlton G. Long

An emotional support dog walks into a bar …

26Limabeans

bartender asks “why the long face?”…

NHSparky

That’s only a valid question if Sarah Jessica Parker walks in.

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

Or Sandra Bullock

The Stranger

Or John Kerry.

Carlton G Long

And the dog says, “I just found out I’ve got the AIDS.”

Veritas Omnia Vincit

Indeed the old “Look at me” ailment that seems so fucking common today as to be a disgrace to this great nation that we have so many fucking pussies in the general population.

26Limabeans

Fibromyalgia is her hook. It is also the number one phony ailment to obtain SSDI.
I have a nephew that sat in his mom’s basement for years waiting to get his phony SSDI making that claim.
aka fibromyass.

sj

^^^Word^^^. Every SSI leech I know has it.

Thunderstixx

Sorry I missed your post VOV.
I’m with you, disabled my ass…

26Limabeans

Nice fangs

SFC D

Whitest teeth I’ve ever come across…

The Stranger

I see what you did there…
Well played!

2/17 Air Cav

I am sick and tired of so-called service dogs. If a person isn’t blind and is walking around a store with a dog, phuk you. It’s not the dog’s fault so I’ll the dog out of it. (Most look embarrassed, anyway.) If you are so unstable that you can’t get a doorknob at Home Depot w/o your dog, you need to be hospitalized. And don’t let me dare see you near the firearms section at WalMart. I’ll freakin’ pull the fire alarm.

Martinjmpr

Yep, see my rant above. And the infuriating thing is that I know people who pull this shit intentionally and actually brag about it (as in “little Kippy isn’t really a service dog but I bought this vest off the internet and now I can take my pet wherever I go. Isn’t that cool?”)

It is LONG past time for the government to crack down on this rampant service-dog fraud.

2/17 Air Cav

My beef may be broader than yours. I include the legitimate service-dog owners on my phuk-off list. As I said, if a person is so unstable that he needs the comfort of a dog to buy a doorknob, he needs to get out of the store pronto and get his ass to a hospital.

OmegaPaladin

There are legit reasons to have a service dog. Those dogs are well trained like K-9 units.

Emotional support animals are silly

Hack Stone

How about an emotional support hooker? Just asking for a friend.

Tallywhagger

You’ve got a friend!

26Limabeans

Animal abuse.
She should not have children either.

SFC D

Might be too late. It seems to have replicated.

https://ie.gofundme.com/htza7c

SFC D
USAF RET

she didn’t mention all of the kids in this one – freaking bum

2/17 Air Cav

Cripes. What a POS. I feel sorry for that dog.

Jarhead

Unable to find work in Ozark, Alabama? Bullshit! There is a crying need for employees in the nearby fast-growing city of Dothan, Alabama. Over 1,300 alone on Indeed. An idiot (even your dog) could find work in entry level at either of the two hospitals. https://www.indeed.com/l-Dothan,-AL-jobs.html
BTW, if I were your fiance, I’d be worried about you having a dog that reminds me of Gene Simmons.

Mustang Major

You would think the people of Ozark would donate plenty to see he leave town. Wonder if the dog wanted to leave Alabama?

Steve

Someone on that page asked “I guess I’m confused. If you don’t have any power, how are you on Facebook tonight?”

Seems some of her mates might be starting to clue in…

5JC

Sorry reported you fat fingering the link.
Soooo we have money to hang out in a bar but not to keep the lights on. Thank God DHR is on the case on her shenanigans.

26Limabeans

Pimping the kid.

HMC Ret

FOUR kids, no income, holding out the tin cup on GoFundMe. Says she hates to ask for help but doesn’t know what else to do. Bullshit. She’s a damn professional leech, thinking the world should be supporting her. She’s trying to get SC disability, even if 0% (there is such a thing) or 10%, so she can use that to justify begging money from social security.
It’s the old ‘woe is me’ bullshit that is rampant in our society. Everybody needs a crutch or a mutt or whatever.
Pardon the hostility, but I’m tired of this shit. In Publix yesterday. Girl there with a freaking Great Dane with the Amazon vest. Came up to the top of her cart.

5JC

It’s not everyone. After Gingrich did away with welfare for life all the leeches developed sudden maladies. The percent of people who were on welfare and disabled in 1994 is about the same as it is today. Just that a much higher percentage of those in the handout line are “disabled”.

Find the right doc and you can be disabled too. Just tell him it hurts everywhere.

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

Im a compulsive masturbator…..Can I be disabled too????

Jarhead

Absolutely! You deserve it especially if your wife, GF or fiance looks anything like this crackpot. Just remember, when you file be sure to say, “I’d rather do my hand than my wife or GF.”

Thunderstixx

Hard to top this one…
An emotional support peacock denied boarding a plane is refused…
Service animals thingy on social justice agenda’s jumped the shark with this one…
Emotional Support Peacock….
Like my mother believing that some poor Yard treatment guy in Madison WI sprayed some clown’s weed filled front yard.
They clown sued saying that those were wildflowers that he used for his emotional support by talking to them…..
He named them and then he started bawling on the witness stand….
My Mother, on the jury found in his favor so he got a $1500 judgement for the emotional strain of losing all his weeds….
You just can’t make this shit up…
Sigh…
http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2018/01/30/woman-denied-emotional-support-peacock-on-united-flight.html

NHSparky

And yet you can’t bring a rotisserie chicken on board.

No. Fucking. Justice.

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

What about my Sexual Harassment Panda??

26Limabeans

I have an imaginary friend that travels with me. TSA has no idea what he carries on board.

JBUSMC

I feel sorry for the dogs of all the frauds. I bet they get treated like shit when no one is looking

SFC D

C 1/34. I remember that place. Except my experience was different than Cori’s. I completed BCT. Cori, being a whiny, entitled, fraudulent bitch may seem like a disability to you, but to the rest of us, your just a whiny, entitled, fraudulent bitch. Enjoy your google fame.

2/17 Air Cav

“Sir, you can’t bring that animal in here.”

“Sure I can. He’s a service horse. Can’t you see the sign on his saddle?”

Eggs

Funny thing I found on the ‘net:

Bar manager – “Sir, you can’t bring food in here”

Customer – “But this is a service burrito”

Martinjmpr

It’s the fake “emotional support burritos” that give owners of legitimate “service burritos” a bad name. 😀

Eggs

It’s a pain getting that tiny vest on them as well.

The Stranger

It’s called a tortilla!

Eggs

And it’s hard to get ink to stick to flour so the tortilla reads “Service Burrito”

The Stranger

That’s why you shoul have a “Sevice Tamale” instead. It has its own vest and you can write “Sevice Tamale” on that husk with a Sharpie or put a sticker on it!

RGR 4-78

Don’t forget the service cerveza that goes well with those service tamales.

Hondo

Try a Sharpie. (smile)

Dave Hardin

Ewe People have no idea what kind of dedication it takes to train one of these dogs to assist wounded warriors.

Not all scars can be seen and not all scars heal.

I guess 22 a day is ok with Ewe People … her heart is in the right place and thats all the really matters.

USMCMSgt (Ret)

“…22 a day”

Good one, Dave.

Martinjmpr

No, they’re assholes who have already happened. 😉

2/17 Air Cav

French bulldog a/k/a pocket jockey.

Mustang Major

We have two Shih Tzu dogs. One loves riding in the car. When I take a short trip, like a Home Depot run, I bring the dog. (Typical semi-old man behavior on my part.) Home Depot gives a retired military discount of 10%, but I have to show my ID card, not the dog as my proof of military service.

Skidmark

She’s currently on FB, even though her FB is on lockdown, her Fiancee’s is open…Send em’ the love…
https://www.facebook.com/jeremiah.vidito

Sparks

Fiancee is a great looking guy. NOT! Another daddy loser riding on her SSDI dole. It’s like the big ass, wide loads you see at the store with a guy who weighs a buck ten and he walks behind her, pointing the chips and snacks he wants.

Thunderstixx

He looks like that Ranger guy on TV advertising for the new Tac Shades.
When he points two fingers at his eyes and then points at something ahead of him in the swamp I just start laughing !!!
He does it with such a stupid face that I just can’t help myself from laughing !!!
Oh, then his GF or whatever she is comes on with her putting her glasses on and nodding her head !!!
Talk about a couple of dweebs, these clowns are the next stars of the TAC Shades commercials !!!

HMC Ret

Sparks: You notice that, too? Why is it the ‘female’ weighs in at around 250 and the guy is 115? She’s putting the chips, ice cream, candy, pizza and all sort of shit foods in the cart. She won’t even let him touch the cart. It’s usually her pointing to stuff for him to get, usually stuff she can’t bend over to get. They sometimes have several kids who are running the aisles gathering crap foods to put in the cart. I particularly like the chicks whose shirt doesn’t cover their belly button and shorts that leave nothing to the imagination. I move a few aisles away from those people and hope to not encounter then again. I understand being overweight … I do. I don’t understand being a horribly dressed slovenly pig with greasy hair and skin and being physically repulsive.

Skippy

White trash all the way…
Or
“Straight outta the Trailer Park”

BHWHAHAHAHA !!!!!!

NHSparky

Walmartians.

Nuff said.

2/17 Air Cav

Walmart is okay. It’s just the employees and all of the other shoppers I can’t stand there.

AnotherPat

Tin cup time for Cori LeCinda Pierce Byrd!

https://www.gofundme.com/txgzak-help-me-move-to-tampa

BTW: Why do some folks feel the need to bring their service dogs to a movie theater/dentist or doctor’s office all decked out in “LOOK AT ME…I AM A WAR VETERAN”!T-Shirts with Ballcaps? (Rhetorical Question and yes, I have seen it).

5JC

It looks like it is for the dog. I will donate only if know the sog will be taken someplace safe away from crazy scammer woman and not be forced to hang out in bars while she gets ploughed.

Thunderstixx

Boy, she’s just killing them out there with her $115.00 out of a $300.00 goal !!!

Jarhead

Down a bit from the earlier paragraph where it says, “Read update”….it mentions her bus leaves Sunday. Greyhound from Dothan, Al one way for ONE PERSON is Sunday $88…Monday is $78….Tuesday is $66. She’s begging for $300 hoping gullible suckers will fill her cup when they see she will have to cover costs for her Emotional Cripple dog, two nights in a hotel in Tampa, a second bag of luggage, and meals. If this is what she really thinks is financially possible; I’d guess the $300 she is begging for will also get her limo service for a couple of days. Does the dog’s vest have a couple of pockets which read above them….”Need food and shelter. Please donate”.
BTW, just below her picture at top of this page it says she has changed her name to Cori Byrd. Begging will be exponentially more successful were she to change her name to Shit Bird.

My, My, My

Reservoir Bar has a facebook as well, and I am sure the GM and the bar would love a link to this story from a vindication perspective.

They block FB at my office; I cant do it. But I think this is it: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Reservoir-Bar/163668463661940

Martinjmpr

Who wants to start a countdown before Cori claims MST (Military Sexual Trauma) as both the reason for her short career in the Army and her disability?

Dustoff

Nothing says the need for a dog with a vest like 41 days at Jackson.

Dennis - not chevy

I had a basset hound who passed the test to be allowed to visit hospitals, nursing homes, and the like; you try getting a basset hound to pass anything, it ain’t easy. The test was hard, the dog was given two chances and had he failed after the second chance he was done for life. Then I had to take a test including understanding where I could and could not take the dog. The dog’s certificate would have been voided had I broken the rules. This is why I don’t understand the nerve of the people I see in stores, trains, and elsewhere with dogs that have no training.

Roger in Republic

My wife had one of her German Shepherds certified as a therapy dog. She (the dog) was the sweetest animal you ever saw. Just petting her could drop your blood pressure by 30 points. The wife would take Jeannie to the local nursing home and allow the old folks to interact with her. She was the hit of the season with them. One little lady stroked her head and started talking to her like an old friend. The nurses said that these were the first words any of them had ever heard her speak. There is great power in the love of a dog.

David

Our mutt is AKC therapy dog tested for disposition training, etc. but it is explicitly spelled out that she is NOT a service dog and her certification will be yanked should the owner try to claim it. Oh, and fyi, as long as the dog isn’t screwing up, Home Depot allows ’em.

David

My bad, wife says the temperament testing is similar to AKC testing but not the same as the AKC Good Citizen test. She also says REAL service dogs get 4 years plus training… and as far as she knows, ain’t no such thing as a fibromyalgia service dog.

Skidmark

Since I’m only half computer literate, Jonn, Please check your email for the screenshots of the convo I’ve been having with Cori.

Carlton G. Long

Could you share with me as well??

carltonglong at gmail dot com

Skidmark

I want them shared here…Just not sure how to do it. lol…Convo is ongoing still. I want all to see it.

Skidmark

Thanks and sorry. I’ll get more savy as time goes on I hope.
According to Dallas Wiggenfeld or whatever his name is, I’m already a SuperSecretNinjaWarrior that leads you and Shipley. I was the leader of the sabotage, assassination, conspiracy and death of DAB. What do I have to lose right? lolol.
He has a website dedicated to Don, you and I. It’s insane!

bombstopr

From messaging I had with her ex-husband: “Good. She cheated on me with my best friend Shaun while he was 16 or 17 while she was 25. Add that.
Then married him when he turned 18 and even cheated on him again when he got injured on a job site
She relies on other people to take care of her. She was always conning my dad into giving us money when we were married.”

SgtM

How long has that dog been in training? Looks like years. If it is not trained by now, it is untrainable. Where did her kids go? She can feed the dog and over feed herself, but the kids seem to be gone.

Ex-PH2

Well. I read her input in those screenshots up there and she says she had fibromyalgia which prevented her from RE-enlisting.

Okay, well, but that isn’t something that was caused by the Army. If she had it when she arrived, and it was evident while she was on AD, then I’d be delighted to know how she thinks she could claim she caught it in the Army????

It’s not like it’s some kind of thing you pick up from eating Low-T food in the mess hall, is it?

Or if you mistook a wad of plastic explosive for chocolate chip cookie dough because it was the same color and had brown spots, and it made you go climb the flagpole and sit up there singing cloud songs and counting purple sheep, that wouldn’t exactly be a disability issue, would it?

So essentially, she’s trying to run a scam at the expense of her dog, whose pack instinct tells it to go along to get along, and – well, I’m just thinking that maybe I could find a feral shelter cat, buy a little vest for it, and take it with me to some overpriced yuppie pit stop in the Loop and tell the waiter it’s my service cat and wants fish done just so.

Just trying to understand here, that’s all.

sj

Re-enlisting after only 40 days or so? I’ve been out too long but is that even done?

Mason

Only a matter of time before they go to a month by month enlistment. 😉

AW1Ed

Mrs. AW1Ed has it, most likely years of being a horse-woman and ER Tech caught up with her. Very painful and debilitating. She’s been to more pain docs than I can remember, and has been on very heavy meds for years. If this young lady has it, my sympathies, but Ex is correct. It isn’t something one gets in boot like the famous company-wide crud. That dog won’t hunt.

*pun intended*

sj

Re Skidmark’s conversation with her. See she also supposedly has fibromyalgia. Friend who has to deal with SSI claimants says that fibromyalgia is right up there with PTSD as why they can’t work and need a handout. Pisses me off for the folks who really do have it.

Didn’t know SLuuRPer41 was back in action on the www. I thought Dan did all his webwork.

Skidmark

Unfortunately no. DW has a website that has me mixed up with about 4 different people but as one person. A reporter from Texas called me months ago about it, sent me the link and everything else about it. I saw it. Called my Lawyer. Blocked all traffic about it. Left it alone.
I’m guessing it’s still up, but I don’t care.
Actually I’m kind of proud…I’m able to give orders to Senior Chief Shipley, Jonn and Company? Please? I’m honored. lolol

JimV

We have therapy dogs that visit our patients at the VA Hospital. The patients seem to enjoy the visits. Therapy dogs are specially trained animals and not just some pooch wearing a vest.

HMC Ret

It’s sad she had plans to RE-enlist at 41 days but got canned b/c military service AGGRAVATED a pre-existing condition. Can’t support her FOUR kids but can shell out bucks for booze. I have zip sympathy for you, honey. I think you’re a professional con artist. Do you plan to file for the PTSD you caught in boot? Were you traumatized b/c you were inappropriately touched? I see where this is going. Saw it frequently at the VA. Hell, in five years you can be scamming the system for 3-4 K a year.
Pardon my insensitivity. Or not.

HMC Ret

Make that 3-4 K a MONTH.

5JC

She wasn’t medicaled out. She got booted because her husband could not take care of the kids without her there. Not clear which husband.

Skippy

I figured it out too after reading all of the Tex’s and the 214

A Proud Infidel®™

Kinda like the kids you see on AD that bawl about not having any money because their money burns a hole in their pockets every payday, you see them in their new cars pulling up to and crowding the liquor stores, etc.

Troy

I gladly reenlisted in the US Navy on my second day of bootcamp in Great Mistakes Il. Would have done it the first day but we arrived around 0300. That’s 3:00 AM for the non veterans. Who loves you baby?

2/17 Air Cav

She’s a professional mooch. Run her name in GFM: Cori Byrd. She claimed to have four kids but that her fiance left her holding all the bills. She wanted to “bring my babies home for Christmas.” Some saps came up with $145 for her. Then there’s the GFM b/c she’s such a great writer, vanity publishers contacted her and invited her to be published by them! And, of course, there’s the doggie vest GFM. What a POS. Four kids and regularly hitting a “dive bar” as she called it. Mother of the Year nominee.

Skippy

From what I can see from the Tex conversation above and the DD214 She is a wash out but her story about her husband if true and she had any Kiddos would have landed her a one way pass out of the Army No questions asked.. know as far as her condition goes, me personally I call BULLSHIT I have a former GF still BFF who is a GS- 15 or 16 “As of 3 years ago” she has stated to me and my wife that’s a go too Condition to try to get a check from social security. I also would call BULLSHIT if she was injured in the army because It’s also automatic they would have ran her through a pre-med board To see if they could have done anything to fix her. Before I was retired from the Army I was med-vacd or cassvac’d what ever you want to call it from treater I spent a week in a hospital in Germany Then to Bethesda or what is now known as the new Walter Reed hosp After that was sent to a WTU at Ft Lewis so they could retire me, Our company was called medvac because we were either seriously injured Or wounded outside of CONUS there was another company from seriously injured CONUS and the other company’s were NCOs or Junior Enlisted who were being med boarded because there bodies had taken a beating from years of service then the last one was people who every one “Probably the Leadership too” that was call full of shit company Or malingering company I never passed judgment on anybody but some of the people in the later Had epic storytelling capabilities that make our phonies on here look like Pre-school kids. I’d love to say more but in the years to come I see a lot more of these Clowns coming out of the cracks BHWHAHAHAHA!!!! BTW I was given a Dog while I was at NiCOe It was my wife and NCMs idea to cheer me up because I was seriously depressed, he’s a blue heeler… Read more »

Skippy

I apologized about the spelling but meant to say
This Blog and fellow TAHers with the crazy Heeler
Pulled me out of a dark spot…

BHWHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!

Uh1av8r

NiCOe was the best treatment program at Walter Reed and the dogs being trained there were the best thing at NiCOe. Got me pointed in the right direction again. Don’t miss the rest,of the clown show there at the WTU. Only place where I had 2 piss test after leaving the ICU. I was approved for a service dog due to my injuries but after seeing so much of these scammers I passed. I feel sorry for the dog.

Grunt

Cocksucker

RetiredDevilDoc8404

Grunt,

Not letting my good friend and business associate ANYWHERE NEAR those munchers… Really bad idea

fsckity fsck

“They will eventually get it out of their systems”

She doesn’t know us very well.

Cori LeCinda Pierce – the turd who defrauds with a dog!

Jimmy Bell

I don’t know but it seems like it would be a great job for some private detective type to investigate some of these and bust them for fraud if they were scamming. I think insurance companies do that, don’t they?

tsgt annabelle

hold the fucking phone…

my ass was in wayyyyy longer than this hoe. I am classified as a veteran who is partially disabled. that means I am NOT classified a disabled vet.

I was informed that even though my disability was during military service it didn’t occur in Iraq or Afghanistan 2003 onwards. so, no points or status.

if I DON’T call myself a disabled vet how the fuck does she call herself one?

THAT BITCH..THAT WHORE…oh, oh…i’m having flashbacks of having to clean the unisex bathroom with pecker trails along the floor….oh God…help me…I can’t handle the memory of all that dried piss on the seats and the floor….I….I can’t breathe…where are my lap dogs…I need them now..so badly…my emotional helpers…where are they?

Jarhead

Back to comments and link by RM3(SS) showing a service turkey in a plane seat. If this happened around Thanksgiving, would an airline prevent me from bringing an emotional support reindeer along at Christmas time? Then at Easter of course I’d need to bring along on a flight my emotional support rabbit. BTW, that GFM original account goal has been raised to $2,500 now with the same original five donors having given the whopping total of $145 in only 44 months. That’s 6+ dog years already. At that rate, by the time they hit $200 her pooch will already be in a canine nursing home. Finally, her statement “I used to question it (her supposed Disabled Veteran status). My friend got me the hat as a gift so that I might finally believe that I am a Veteran.” Good thing her friend was not a proctologist who gave her a hat advertising Ex-Lax on the bill of the hat. Otherwise, she might have been convinced and believed she was an asshole.

tsg annabelle

you hit the nail, Jarhead….I love the turkey part….can a disabled vet bring a blow up sex doll on a flight and say it’s a service doll? I wonder….

Jarhead

It depends on whether the doll is servicing the owner, or the owner is servicing the doll. And of course if Ken brings aboard gay service doll “Rudy”, then other considerations must be taken. Just another reason we need yet one more level of bureaucracy…Dept of Emotional Support Affairs.

Ex-PH2

No one has yet answered the most important question: Are those her real teeth?

Next time I get on a plane, I’m taking an emotional support cougar along with me. As long as they’re fed bacon, they’re good to go.