Christopher George Deane; phony Marine

| June 27, 2018

Our partners at Military Phonies share their work on this Christopher Deane fellow who claims to be a Force Recon Marine, like in this article from Yawkey Baseball;

In that article, Deane claims that he was a Force Recon Marine and “stationed” in Iraq and Somalia with nine years of service. He’s also made verbal claims that he was a POW. He loves his tattoos;

Well, the truth is that he spent no time on active duty, according to DoD Manpower folks. His FOIA is full of “N/A” probably because he enlisted on the Delayed Entry Program (DEP) and then never showed up for boot camp;

So, he’s really not a Marine, and he’s proud enough to put USMC tattoos all over his body and tell wild tales about his service, but not proud enough to put his feet in the yellow footprints.

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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2/17 Air Cav

My guess is that he learned that he would have to shower in the presence of other men and that he would not be allowed to use the plastic liner on his bunk. BTW, love those selfies in a mirror. Cripes.

A Proud Infidel®™

Cocksucker.

Sarge

boom!

26Limabeans

Anybody that walks around with a wasp nest on their face is one tough monkey. It would take a can of Raid to deal with this guy.

Daisy Cutter

If he was attached to a car battery as a POW as he claims, I want to know one thing: nipples or testicles?

I feel that I need this information to make an informed ruling on his situation.

Ex-PH2

Agreed. And informed decision is always best.

Nipples, nuts, or nappy?

Keepin' It Real

* War face scowl – check
* Operator’s beard – check
* Bathroom selfie – check

sj

But, no dog. Or doo rag. Or bike & leather jacket.

FuzeVT

Bad: Selfies
Worse: Mirror selfie
Just fucking Stop: bathroom selfie

What a tool.

NHSparky

Make sure he gets the selfie of him in the bathroom with the toilet with a massive brown corn fed trout floating in it.

Ex-PH2

What? No ribbons in that beard? LOSER!!!

A Proud Infidel®™

Superdouche!

IDC SARC

“Sergeant of the Recon Division” WTFO?!?!

sbalm

The Recon Division only had one Sergeant – and he was Christopher Deane.

IDC SARC

I’d pay to see Company, Battalion, and Regimental SNCOs reporting to a Sergeant.:)

Sarge

So let me get this straight:

Christopher George Deane is a phony Marine?
Christopher George Deane never showed up for boot camp?
Christopher George Deane was not in Force Recon?
Christopher George Deane was never a Prisoner of War?
Christopher George Deane has fake tattoos to prove his lies?

Just making sure…

Roh-Dog

Correct on all counts:
Christopher George Deane is a phony Marine?
Christopher George Deane never showed up for boot camp.
Christopher George Deane was not in Force Recon.
Christopher George Deane was never a Prisoner of War.
Christopher George Deane has fake tattoos to ‘prove’ his lies.

Christopher George Deane is a f**king liar.

UpNorth

Did I read that correctly?
Christopher George Deane is a phony Marine?
Christopher George Deane never showed up for boot camp?
Christopher George Deane was not in Force Recon?
Christopher George Deane was never a Prisoner of War?
Christopher George Deane has fake tattoos to prove his lies?
Making sure.

SFC D

Sarge, I copy:

Christopher George Deane is a phony Marine?
Christopher George Deane never showed up for boot camp?
Christopher George Deane was not in Force Recon?
Christopher George Deane was never a Prisoner of War?
Christopher George Deane has fake tattoos to prove his lies?

All stations this net, prepare to copy…

Ex-PH2

Christopher George Deane is a phony Marine?
Christopher George Deane never showed up for boot camp?
Christopher George Deane was not in Force Recon?
Christopher George Deane was never a Prisoner of War?
Christopher George Deane has fake tattoos to prove his lies?

I think that accounts for it quite nicely.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Copy that;
Christopher George Deane is a phony Marine?
Christopher George Deane never showed up for boot camp?
Christopher George Deane was not in Force Recon?
Christopher George Deane was never a Prisoner of War?
Christopher George Deane has fake tattoos to prove his lies?

I think that accounts for it quite nicely.

Berliner

Christopher George Deane is a pretend Marine.
Christopher George Deane never showed up for boot camp.
Christopher George Deane was not in Force Recon.
Christopher George Deane has fake tattoos to prove his lies.
Christopher George Deane was never a Prisoner of War…
Christopher George Deane WAS a prisoner however:
https://www.highbeam.com/doc/1P2-8445258.html
ARMED ROBBERY (& MASKED) – 04/10/1996 (ARRAIGNMENT)
HOME INVASION – 04/10/1996 (ARRAIGNMENT)
ASSAULT DANGEROUS WEAPON – 04/10/1996 (ARRAIGNMENT)
POSS OF FIREARM – 04/10/1996 (ARRAIGNMENT)

ARMED ROBBERY (& MASKED) – 03/11/1996 (ARRAIGNMENT)
ARMED ASSAULT W/I MURDER – 03/11/1996 (ARRAIGNMENT)

HMCS(FMF) ret

He was a prisoner of LOVE… from the inmates in Cell Block “D”.

The Arbiter

He reportedly helped rob a bingo game in his hometown, he was forever known from then on as the “Bingo Bandit”. He is also a Douchebag Dad too. What a freaking Mess.

Joe Kenneally

He robbed a church of the bingo money at gun point with his cousin. We called him the bingo bandit!

BuckDaddy

Oh get the fuck outta here!! Hahahaha that’s him? Murdaaaa

Roh-Dog

A middle-aged man, that could have nutted up as a youngster, claiming something few attain.
Yep, it’s a day ending in ‘y’.
Enjoy your cheap 15 minutes, A$$hole.

Mick

‘a sergeant of the Recon Division’

— sigh —

Silly me, I didn’t realize that we had an entire division of Recon Marines. Who knew?

In addition to Somalia and Iraq, this assclown also claims to have spent time in Iran. Marine Corps Recon ops in Iran, eh? Must have been one of those highly classified ‘Black Ops’ that we hear so much about on the Book of the Face and on barstools across the land.

Shitbird here also claims that he was in Bosnia. I’d be very interested to know what he says that he did while he was there.

SFC D

He was a sooper-dooper seekrit squirrel guard at the sooper-dooper seekrit squirrel U.S. Embassy in Iran. You didn’t know we had an embassy in Iran? Good. It’s seekrit.

CWORet

Didn’t even have to go to boot camp! Now that’s a BAMF!

Hack Stone

Iran is a sweet duty station, but you have to watch out for those “Buy me hummus” girls, they will break your heart and your bank account.

Mason

“beardgang” ≠ USMC Recon

What a piece of shit. Love these phonies that get tattoos. Every time he looks in the mirror (which appears to be inordinately often) he’s reminded of what a failure and liar he is.

AnotherPat

POW?

Well, it is quite possible. He may have been a prisoner in the Nashua Street Jail for almost 2 years (1996-1997). The age matches his birth year and high school graduation year (which was 1995 and not 1991 per the Yawkey Baseball article):

https://www.highbeam.com/doc/1P2-8445258.html

“Two acquitted of S. Boston parish robbery 1996 crime shocked close-knit community”

“Relatives wept with relief yesterday when a Suffolk Superior Court jury acquitted two South Boston men of charges that they held a gun to the head of a parish priest, fired a warning shot, and stole $2,700 in bingo receipts from St. Brigid’s parish in South Boston last year.

Christopher Cunningham, 27, and his cousin, Christopher Deane, 21, had been held at the Nashua Street Jail since their arrests last year, Cunningham on $200,000 bail and Deane on $75,000.

The defendants were identified by the parish priest and a church bookkeeper as the culprits in the March 5, 1996, robbery, but Cunningham’s defense attorney, Thomas F. Henneberry, said the identifications were questionable because both robbers masked their faces.” …

Mason

Nice guy. Nothing like armed robbery of a priest to earn a one way ticket to the hottest corner of hell.

PTBH

Here are a few facts about Christopher George Deane not included in the writeups.

He lived in Florida during his high school years and graduated from St. Cloud High School in Osceola County, Florida in 1991. This is, of course, only what is stated in the article.

https://issuu.com/brettrudy/docs/ne_base_nov_pg_42-43__1_

Also, he was charged with robbery and if I am correct, home invasion. It was hard to pin down if he was convicted and served time. If he was locked up for several years, it may explain why he chose to claim he was in the US Marine Corps. I guess it sounds better than being in prison.

AnotherPat – you may be on to something with your discovery.

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AnotherPat

PTBH: Great summary.👍

When I read the mentioned article that he graduated from high school in 1991, I thought “No way.”. He would have been 14 years old in ’91, so I checked Classmates.com and sure enough, Christopher George Deane graduated from St Cloud HS (Florida) in 1995.

His DOB is on MYLIFE, so he was 21 in 1996/1997…which matches the name and age of Christopher Deane in the article about he and his cousin robbing a parish.

His cousin has been in more trouble since his aquittal in 1997, which leads me to believe both he and Christopher Deane DID commit that robbery.

Just as you, I believe Christopher George Deane elaborated on his Marine Corps time to hide his arrest and incarceration. I also believe he never went to Boot Camp because of a possible fraudulent enlistment, i.e. not disclosing his arrest/jail time which was most likely a felony charge.

PTBH

In the one baseball profile article he claims he was born in 1975.

If he is lying about his DoB, it could explain why it is a bit challenging to find his criminal records.

Ironically, once you are arrested and tell the police a false date of birth or false name, it becomes part of the record. Recall comedian Ron White’s story on why they call him “Tater Salad.”

AnotherPat

PTBH: He definitely was born in 1975.

Did not want to put his DOB here, so if one researches his name with MYLIFE, one can find the day/month/year.

Which matches the age in the robbery story. Also matches when he graduated from HS (1995).

Thinking the reporter in the 2013 did an error in putting his HS year as 1991, considering the reporter stated Deane is 38 years old (guess the reporter did not take math in Elementary School).

PTBH

If he was born in fall 1975, which is the date that I see the most, AND he graduated HS in 1995, that would mean he graduated HS at 19 y/o (almost 20 y/o)?

AnotherPat

PTBH: Yes, he was 19 years old. Since he was born late fall 1975, most likely he was supposed to have graduated in 1994. He probably got held back a year or started school late. I have seen that happened with other folks.

PTBH

Could explain his non-reporting to boot camp.

Then again, he directly claimed he was in the USMC from 1991-2000.

PTBH

Found the charges for Christopher George Deane. Unknown disposition, but they were court appearances all stemming from the same incident.

ARMED ROBBERY (& MASKED) – 04/10/1996 (ARRAIGNMENT)
HOME INVASION – 04/10/1996 (ARRAIGNMENT)
ASSAULT DANGEROUS WEAPON – 04/10/1996 (ARRAIGNMENT)
POSS OF FIREARM – 04/10/1996 (ARRAIGNMENT)

ARMED ROBBERY (& MASKED) – 03/11/1996 (ARRAIGNMENT)
ARMED ASSAULT W/I MURDER – 03/11/1996 (ARRAIGNMENT)

AnotherPat

Yep, that’s him. He definitely was a Prisoner. Just not a Prisoner of War.

Thank you, PTBH.

How does that saying go “Oh, the tangled web we weave…”

Just think. If he had not lied about being a Marine, then his past would have not been exposed in 2018.

And I bet he is reading this…and may post here as a sockpuppet.

PTBH

He has also been showing up as Christopher B. Pulitano with the same DoB and same SSN.

Also, an alternate DoB keeps popping up for Christopher G. Deane with same exact SSN and that is in 1965.

Leads me to further suspect there was some kind of identity coverup to mask criminal charges and/or possible incarceration.

AnotherPat

PTBH: This is so weird.

I saw different DOBs for Deane as well. And saw a Pulitano, who is younger and from New York. However, there was another Pulinto with an older DOB.

Stolen identity or maybe search sources matched addresses and got the names mixed up ?

5JC

So his war was against society, which he lost and was imprisoned for.

The Stranger

I fought the law and the law won,
I fought the law and the law won!

With apologies to the Crickets, The Bobby Fuller Four, The Clash, and Mike Ness

Club Manager, USA ret.

Funny how Facebook pages and other links are quickly taken down once these sonovabitches are exposed.

USMCMSgt (Ret)

He plays amateur baseball with the South End ASStros, so he’s probably the catcher.

Roh-Dog

Lynn Met(rosexual)s. Def a ‘batboy’, love to polish the wood.

Skyjumper

What he meant to say was that he played ball and was a “force” with the “Raccoon’s”, a farm team of the “(Seattle) Mariners” not a Force Recon Marine.
/sarc

A Dewalt palm sander with 40 grit paper needs to meet up with his tats.

Dickhead,

Daisy Cutter

Chris Deane currently holds the record for getting hit in the face the most time by balls.

Skyjumper

Spew alert please, Daisy!!

“The Worst Part of Wakin’ Up is Folgers on Your Screen (and keyboard)”! (grin)

Roh-Dog

One inch thick calluses on his knees.

Berliner

So the beard now acts as a cushion to keep his chin from bruising.

Daisy Cutter

The beard also helps avoid that “slapping” sound.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Catches all of the goo when he’s the pivot man in the weekly circle jerk at Brucie’s Baht House (Entrance in the Rear).

radar

The link to the article is down (naturally) but in the screenshot he appears to claim that he played a bit of minor league ball. According to Baseball-Reference, that too is a lie. I know, I was shocked too!

AnotherPat

radar: Here is a good link for the article Jonn posted:

https://issuu.com/brettrudy/docs/ne_base_nov_pg_42-43__1_

(Thank you PTBH).

The article also said he was being treated for cancer (Really or was that another lie…🤔)

5JC

Cancer claims are the latest way to raise money to buy script drugs to use recreationally. Even some of the drug companies are on it to push their opiods. Crooked docs sign off on it to get fake insurance claims and peddle pills. The “patient” sets up a Go Fraud Me account and gets suckers to pay for him get high. Some people even use their kids to fake cancer and keep the drugs for themselves.

https://www.cnn.com/2017/09/06/politics/insys-cancer-drug-company-faked-cancer-patients-to-sell-drug/index.html

Friend

Oops wrong button

radar

Aha, thank you. So the claim is that he played for the Osceola Astros? They were the advanced-A team for Houston in the mid ’80s-’90s. High school kids don’t start out in advanced A. They start out in rookie league ball, which would have been the GCL Astros in the 1990s. It doesn’t matter either way because there’s no Christopher Deane on any roster of either of those franchises in any year.

Bugstomper

18% chance to live ? wtf ???? 18% Just how stupid is this “reporter” ?

YBL

I can confirm that Deane is a compulsive liar when it comes to his baseball exploits, so none of this story is surprising.

Skidmark
AnotherPat

GOOGLE is not his friend.

Here is Christopher George Deane’s Job Resume. It’s him:

https://www.indeed.com/r/Christopher-Deane/28db9044de06b90c

He said in his resume he was a SENIOR Janitorial Custodian. However, this court document said he was a JUNIOR Janitorial Custodian:

https://www.mass.gov/files/documents/2016/07/qg/deane-christopher-111507.pdf

And sure enough, he was an ironworker in 2011:

http://archive.boston.com/business/articles/2011/08/13/work_spotty_worries_rife_in_construction_trades/

In the above mentioned 2013, where it stated he had cancer, was in the Marine Corps for 9 years: He stated he was medically discharged from the Marine Corps in 2000 because of a car accident (he said he was on leave at home in Boston).

Sad. So sad.

AnotherPat

Gee Whiz…

He tried to get a job as a Gardner and was turned down because he did not possess a driver’s license. He said it was taken away from him for two years because of a DUI.

https://www.mass.gov/files/documents/2016/11/vu/deane-christopher-111215.pdf

AnotherPat

“Gardener”…not “Gardner”.

5JC

He picked up trash on the beach for thirteen years as a job? Let that be a lesson about those early choices in life relating to armed robbery of priest.

Carlton G. Long

Epic beard and certainly a physique to be proud of…why douche it all up by being a phony ??

ChipNASA

Steroids and Tiny Pee Pee

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

with that beard, why don’t you start a cough drop company with your face on the wrapper. Just grin and beard it.

AnotherPat

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66:😆

Those are my favorite cough drops. Better than Halls or Vicks.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

How about Beeman, Clove and Blackjack gum.

Jarhead

Dulcolax suppositories seems like it might well fit in with this asshole.

Jarhead

And yet another nominee for the USMC Foreskin Recon team. Twice in such a short time….maybe the SEAL posers are becoming passe. Robbing a priest, I’d bet he and his cousin first spent some time acting like nine year old alter boys before they robbed him. That is, a nine year old with a beard to motivate the priest to take some oral action on him to make him confess his sins. That’ll be 40 Hail Harrys please.

Green Thumb

Douche.

Del Que

I ain’t never seen ’em, but my common sense tells me the Marines aint fer youngens like little Georgey boy. Kept good care of his hair so fer. This Ain’t Hell is God’s finest sculpturins and there ain’t no laws for the brave ones. And there ain’t no asylums for the crazy ones. And there ain’t no churches excepting for this right here. And there ain’t no priests excepting the birds. By God I are a mountain man and I’ll live until an arrow or a bullet finds me and then I’ll leave my bones right here on this site…

Frankie Cee

His facebook page doesn’t allow comments from non friends, but one can message his friends, like I did, and enlighten them. I sent this to several of his friends, having gathered their names from comments:
“Christoper Deane might have Marine Tattoos, but he is no Marine. He is a proven, lying, shithead. He would stand in the blood of better men than he, claiming to have been a Marine, in combat, thinking that no one will call him out. He has Marine tattoos but has NEVER been a Marine. Check him out here: https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=80205

Chip

Brutal but deserving. 🙂

AZtoVA

His FB Page is shut down, as of 1430 EDT.

AnotherPat

Frankie Cee: Good. Hope his FB Buddies see that he was charged in 1996 of robbing a South Boston Parish and that he spent over a year locked up in the Nashua Street Jail.

sj

That’s strange. His FB page is gone.

sbalm

REF: https://issuu.com/brettrudy/docs/ne_base_nov_pg_42-43__1_

Someone made an effort to contact Brett Rudy, the author of the article above. They shared the link for the blog about Deane. This was Brett Rudy’s response:

“Thanks for sharing. Has it occurred to you that whatever Deane did in the service was classified and not public record? In fact, one of the photos from your very article is Deane with the U.S. Marines as part of a Toys for Tots initiative he plays an active role in.

He has been part of our organization for more than a decade, has been an outstanding citizen of the community, and has never given anybody reason to disbelieve his claims. A complaint by a bitter ex-girlfriend to your website doesn’t qualify as accurate reporting.

I’d like to respectfully ask that this post be removed until you have a response from Deane, or those who served with him. As a vet and cancer survivor, it is only fair he is given the benefit of the doubt. Thank you.”

JayJay

I think Brett is a little upset he didnt fact check the common criminal whose pathological lies he was printing.

Not making it to boot camp does not equal a veteran. And who exactly did Brett think Chris Deane served with if he has zero days in.

Maybe he has been part of an organization for over a decade but he shouldn’t have done so under false pretenses.

sbalm

Personally, I’d love to see a response from “those who served with him.”

How about it Deano, which of those service buddies are willing to go to bat for you to use a pun? Surely, you can come up with ONE guy that was willing to take a bullet for you.

Now you’ve got to use your imagination and think of a reason why not a single one can come forward. Maybe they have a price on their head by terrorists? That sounds scary. Maybe they are too broken up by the PTSD eating away at them from all those covert missions? Lots of ways you can go here, Chris.

Jarhead

Call me stupid, but I am unable to find a contact email address for this Brett Rudy. It’s OBVIOUS to begin with, that this Rudy character has never served a day in Active Duty. Otherwise, he’d have been as pissed as most of are at the lies and bullshit spewed by Deane. He no doubt would buy the “Classified” story from any Joe Shit the Rag Man who claimed to have served in the Boy Scouts and earned the MOH. Gullibility is a definite characteristic of those who never served, yet want to have make believe buddies who can spin stories suitable for professional liar’s contests. As for Toys For Tots, I can assure you at least down this way there are always a few “Associate” (never served) Marine Corps League members ready to pitch in and make the public think they are also former Marines. As for Mr. Rudy, let us clue you in. Deane was NEVER a Marine, never will be removed from this site as well as Military Phonies forever, for one reason…He is full of shit and a disgrace to those who served and wore the uniform of ANY branch of service. His bullshit stories are full of holes, and people like you just do not want to know the truth. Why don’t you try to coax a few answers from him and come on this site and share them?
Here goes, these will be EASY if he were not a liar. What was your MOS while you supposedly were an A D Marine? Name at least two others who served in combat with you. Exactly whom did you serve with in Somalia? So you were a POW? Bullshit!!!! Please elaborate on how and when you were captured and precisely how and when you were released. Mr. Rudy, if you can get legitimate answers to all these questions, I personally will contribute $1,000 to the charity of your choice. Additionally I will kiss your ass in public at a time and location you choose.

sbalm
Jarhead

Thank you sbalm. Message sent exactly as it appeared on this page.

Jarhead

It’s now 9:15 pm and I have yet to hear back from Brett Rudy…..getting blue in the face waiting for his response. BTW, can somebody explain Deane’s great (according to the Rudy story) career in the minor league? Supposedly he left the Corps on a medical discharge due to a wreck and vertebrae damage. Yet he’s a baseball “star”. The bigger the story often the bigger the lie. Maybe McDonalds will start selling the Brett Mac shortly. When you pick it up at the drive through window, they laugh at you when you bitch about it being so small and say, “Dumbass, you’ll believe anything!”

HMC Ret

“Thanks for sharing”? Passive aggressive, are we?

MrBill

No, Brett. It’s not classified.

Mason

“As a vet and cancer survivor, it is only fair he is given the benefit of the doubt.”

LOL. The whole point is that he’s NOT A FREAKING VET!

So in addition to not being able to fact check his stories, this “journalist” can’t read. Sounds about right for that profession these days.

Hack Stone

Ronald “Gunny Driveway” Mailahn will attest to the character of his service.

NHSparky

That’s a bigger line of horseshit than what Deane claims.

Almost.

Joshua McKay

https://imgur.com/a/Bom7uMA

License details that show “Military : N”

AnotherPat

Joshua: Thank you for sharing this information. Hopefully, Brett Rudy, Christopher George Deane, Christopher’s friends and their community are reading this. Rudy can now ask Deane to explain the “N” under Military on his Driver’s License.

RGR 4-78

Brett Rudy, P.T. Barnum said that there is a sucker born every minute, guess what, this is your minute.

sbalm

The same premise works with the game of poker. In the opening of “Rounders” Matt Damon’s characters says:

“Listen, here’s the thing. If you can’t spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.”

Skippy

I think this may set a TAH Record for lest time in service. One DAY !!!!!!

BHWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Daisy Cutter

The irony of this is that he most likely didn’t even show up for that day.

Skippy

Christopher George Deane Is a turd
Christopher George Deane Is a loser
Christopher George Deane Is a fake
Christopher George Deane Is a one day washout

Daisy Cutter

Christopher Deane’s military service did not end with his in absentia discharge from the Marines for never showing up.

His military service continued on in his imagination.

He still wakes up in a cold sweat everytime he dreams of the imaginary enemy clamping those battery leads onto his POW nipples, or POW nuts… let’s go with nuts.

AW1Ed

Why not both? Hmmm, series or parallel….

SFC D

If we connect positive to the right nipple, and negative to the left testicle, what is the resistance in this circuit if we apply 110VAC and we have an indicated current of 5A? Will lightning shoot out of his ass?

AnotherPat

If Brett Rudy is reading this post, hope he can answer some questions:

In the 2013 article, Brett Rudy writes that Deane graduated from High School in 1991. He also wrote that Deane went to St Cloud, Florida to live with his Dad. Deane mentions in other articles that his DOB is October 1975. Rudy additionally wrote that Deane was in the USMC for nine years and that he was medically discharged in 2000/2001 because of a car accident, which means that Deane would have joined the USMC around 1991.

Brett Rudy…if you do the math, in 1991, Christopher Deane would have been 15-16 years old. Majority of high school graduates are 17-18 years old. Additionally, you are implying that Christopher Deane joined the USMC when he was 15-16 years old.

Brett Rudy, if you research Classmates.com, you will see Christopher Deane’s profile listed for St Cloud, Florida High School for the years 1991-1995. In the 1994 profile, he posted a picture that was similiar to a picture in his Facebook account. How could he have been in the USMC if he was in High School in Florida from 1991-1995?

Additionally, Brett Rudy, a newspaper article was discovered about Christopher Deane’s arrest and incarceration for robbing John Culloty, a South Boston Priest and his bookkeeper of $2700 of Bingo receipts. The robbery occurred in March 1996. Deane was incarcerated from March 1996 to around October/November 1997. Please tell me how he was serving in the USMC if he was locked up in Nashua Street Jail during that timeframe.

Brett Rudy, please explain Christopher Deanes’ military records that were obtained from the National Archives that has N/A, in other words, no service. Please research the words “Delayed Entry Program”. Better yet, since you are defending Christopher Deane, why don’t you ask him to provide you his discharge papers (if he has any) or ANY proof he served with the USMC during the years 1991-2000.

Last: Brett Rudy, are you SURE Christopher Deane had cancer? Or was that another ruse he used to get attention?

5JC

You can contract with the Guard/ Reserves as a split option at 16 with parents permission but can’t ship to basic or drill with the unit until you are 17. It is a rare duck but it happens more than you might think. You also have to be a Junior in high school which he was not.

15 is impossible.

O-4E

As a former Guard Recruiter no you can’t. It’s federal law. You have to be 17 to contract. No 16 year old is doing anything involving contracting with the Guard, Reserve or Active Duty in any way, shape or form.

AnotherPat

Thank you, 5JC, for the info.

Brett Rudy wrote that Christopher George Deane graduated from High School in 1991. Since most graduations take place in the May/June timeframe, Deane would had been 15 years old, since he was born in October 1975. As you said, 15 is impossible.

OWB

Odd that my local recruiters would not know of this.

OWB

What’s with this Brett Rudy clown? Another one from the Boston area who can’t be bothered to check an occasional fact.

Is it something in the water? Maybe it’s the proximity to Hahvid.

Frankie Cee

I sent a message to Brett Rudy, at the facebook page referenced above, letting him know that as long as Christopher George Deane hides out, and makes no attempt at a sincere apology, we will comment on him, and using his name, every comment will create a new goooogle entry, that will live forever.

2/17 Air Cav

Except to the extent that others learn of his bullshit and, thus, he can’t dupe them, I can’t imagine he much cares. One look at him and I’m thinking The Longest Yard, not Duck Dynasty.

Keepin' It Real

Chris Deane claims he was runnin’ and gunnin’ with Marine Corp Recon.

He must have felt the adrenalin from living life right on the edge.

He certainly must have felt the tingling sensation down in his balls, but that may have been just the car battery he was rigged up to.

Then… he simply woke up.

Chris has an overactive imagination and sometimes can’t distinguish imagination from reality. He must be feeling inadequate and unworthy of people’s admiration, so has to build himself up into something he was not. Sad.

m0311

Wonder what VFW he goes to?

Steven Johnson

He used to go to the South Boston VFW Post which is nothing more than a drug den this days

PTBH

New intel from a story that Chris Deane tells often – all, not most, but ALL of the Marines that he served with have passed away. He goes on to state that he has seen too many funerals and too many folded flags. It is all too painful to think about.

It is unclear if they were killed in a conflict that nobody has heard about, the US military covered it up, or they were part of the 22 a day statistic.

In any case, don’t hold your breath on him having people he served with come forward to defend his honor.

AnotherPat

PTBH: On his explanation: How convienent.

He does have Brett Rudy defending him (even though Rudy is not a Veteran). However, I hear crickets chirping loudly in Rudy’s neck of the woods. Unfortnately, Rudy has become an Enabler and most likely is in denial that he was deceived.

PTBH

Thanks for all your fine work on this AnotherPat.

I too believe that Brett Rudy only came to Chris Deane’s defense because his namesake was all over that article. Nobody that I know faulted Rudy for getting hoodwinked, but when he quickly assumed he couldn’t be wrong he threw his hat in the ring.

I actually hope that Brett Rudy develops some gumption to prove everybody wrong and puts a little bit of effort, more than he did for the article, into getting to the truth of this matter. We actually know the truth – Rudy just needs to come up to speed. Have Rudy come up with ONE single guy that Chris Deane served with that’s still alive. Heck, even a dead one and we can come up with his records to show that Deane should have the equivalent record entries. Get a copy of Deane’s DD-214 if it wasn’t lost in a fire. Get a copy (redacted) of his VA treatments. If he was injured while on active duty and medically retired, he should be eligible to go to the VA. Have Brett Rudy escort Chris Deane to the VA to get an ass rash looked at and let him observe Deane get denied because they can’t find him in the system. Heck, ask to look at his driver’s license or similar documentation that shows ‘VETERAN: NO’ so he can see for himself. Let him see firsthand as Deane brushes him off when he asks probing questions.

Let’s see how committed Brett Rudy is to getting the story right.

Or, he can just stick his head in the sand hoping this will all blow over. There’s that.

AnotherPat

Thank you, PTBH. Teamwork!

Here is another thing Brett Rudy can ask Christopher George Deane: Deane claimed Cancer. Rudy said Deane was a cancer survivor.Deane said he was medically discharged by the Marines, which means he should be entitled to VA benefits, to include access to a VA Hospital to treat his cancer. Rudy should ask Deane about his VA care for his cancer with documented proof. Easy to do, just as asking Deane for his DD214, High School diploma…you get the picture.😉

Course, it will never happen, based on Deane’s personality disorder
and Rudy’s embarrassment of putting out bogus information to their community.

Ex-PH2

Gee whiz, if he’s going to cook up stories, why doesn’t he learn how to write believable fiction, like any other aspiring author?

Romance novels are a good place to start, if he’s looking for something to stimulate his… uh… his imagination. He should read several military romances, then concoct his own tough-guy personas and crank out some copy. It’s at least an honest way to make a living.

Otherwise, he’s just another empty corncob on the platter.

AnotherPat

“empty corncob”?

😉

Ex-PH2

Hey, it’s sweet corn season, bro! I have potato salad, sweet corn and lean ham in the fridge for dinner tonight. After you attack the corn on the cob with butter, there is nothing left but the empty corncob.

Shorter than saying ‘much ado about nothing’. 🙂

AnotherPat

Set some extra plates for the rest of us!🌽🍽🍷🐷

Daisy Cutter

Corn cobs were never wasted in the old days.

They eventually found their way to the outhouse and were OK to use until they dried out, then they were uncomfortable.

In those days, the Sears catalog was considered a luxury.

Some of you know what I’m talking about. Don’t act like you don’t.

So, the Chris Deane = Corn Cob analogy was spot on.

AnotherPat

My grandparents had an outhouse. Did not particularly cared for it, but it was better than nothing.

Modern day outhouses are now called Porta-Potties…😉

MAJ Arkay

Oops. Accidentally pushed the wrong button. I heartily apologize for being an idjit. There’s nothing here to “report comment” on. Again, I’m sorry.

AnotherPat, I’m in Alaska right now. A fair number of local businesses don’t have toilets for either the owner or patrons to use. Nope. It’s an outhouse of the most classic kind.

On the up side, they do provide actual toilet paper…

Dean McKay

Listed on his license it reads Military : N

https://imgur.com/a/Bom7uMA

AnotherPat

Dean: As shared with Joshua, thank you for this information. Hopefully, Brett Rudy, Christopher George Deane, Christopher’s friends and their community are reading this. Rudy can now ask Deane to explain the “N” under Military on his Driver’s License.

Skankhunt47

As well as being a fraud Marine this fraud coward would routinely talk shit to real service men for not being as much as a hardo as him.

His whole life is a fraud

He defrauded his family and friends out of $1,000’s of dollars when he pretended to have cancer.

He’s also a deadbeat father and served time for robbing a priest at gun point of bingo money.

He’s also a fat shit that took steroids. Even his muscles are fraudulent.

Long story short is this dudes a con artist scumbag that should be in jail. Or better yet eat a bullet.

Skidmark

Are you currently in this guys life? Friend? Family? Yeah, he’s a fake in every way possible…He needs to be prosecuted & those closest to him are the ones that can help that happen.
Hope he’s really scrambling these days to avoid the mess of a life he’s lived. If you can provide more, it would be appreciated.
Respects and Thank You.

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Hooper

I’ve known this guy for years and always knew he was full of shit. I never liked him and I’m glad this is happening to him now. Being exposed as a lying fraud must SUCK.