Brian J. McCarthy; phony SEAL
Someone sent us their work on this fellow Brian J. McCarthy of Aurora, Colorado, who claims to be a Navy SEAL. He even provides photos of his adventures like this one;
According to Tin Eye, McCarthy snagged that photo from a collection related to Special Boat Unit 20 and that the people in the picture are Pete Spooner and CPO Sweeny;
And another – this time he’s diving the USS Oriskany on the Great *Carrier* Reef;
The picture seems awfully similar to the bottom photo in this collection.
Some of his pictures are snagged from Pinterest and Map Quest.
In addition to Don Shipley’s verification that Brian McCarthy is not a Navy SEAL, the National Personnel Records Center has never heard of him and his expansive ass;
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
it’s because he’s from the new. super secret offshoot of the SEALs, which are the WHALEs. if you have to ask what that means, you’re not cleared. this dude is clearly operator as fuck. if you were a real operational operator operating operationally, you’d know.
WHALES*
Walrus-looking Half Assed Lying Elephant Seal
WHALES. Wide Heavy Ass Leaking Emissions.
SEAL MY ASS…
He looks more like a walrus.
Sorry Jon. I couldn’t resist. Koo Koo Kachoo…
Goo Goo Gajoob.
No, just NO.
Why can’t some of these clowns spend as much energy on accomplishing something worthwhile as they spend developing and distributing the lies? It would be a whole lot more fun and have enormous rewards.
Generally, their failure to expend the energy on doing something worthwhile is related to their spending energy to create a phony persona.
He’s in his 60s. He looks back and sees nothing but a lackluster experience. He sees himself a loser, and he falls short of what his peers have done.
To make up for that, he’s attempting to build himself up as a “kick ass warrior”.
He has a life of doing what he wanted to do at the expense of what he was supposed to do. His phony character is a continuation of that.
Instead of reflecting on what he should’ve done in the past, as opposed to what he actually did, he continues making the same mistakes.
He could change and salvage himself, for the balance of his natural life. But no, he’s going to live the rest of his life the way he has lived it so far.
Not accomplishing anything worthwhile, while exercising poor judgement and refusing to make the positive life changing behavior adjustments that he needs to make.
Not for us, though
Man these dudes are so sad. Imagine a life where you were afraid to really live. That being said I was concerned we were running out of fake SEALs! Good to know that crisis has passed.
Cocksucker!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Shack
His wife takes some amazing pictures of subs. Gotta be costly for a dependent to charter a helicopter to fly off the stern for a going away photo.
Why use obvious stock photos, clearly from a service photographer?
Prolly takes some amazing cock too. While her poser husband sits in the corner and watches!
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I’m not surprised there are sooooo many posers. We live in a world where claiming to be something makes it so. A man can be a woman, a white woman, black, and if you identify as a dog, we’ll feed you dog chow and let you piss on our lawn. So, if you want to make everyone believe you’re a Navy SEAL who also flies Apache helicopters and has a 3rd award of the CIB, just don the bling.
Of course, there are those of us who believe we’re Vampire hunters, and we’ll drive a stake through your heart.
Lots of ex-pro football players on his Book of the Face Friends list, including The Swede.
Wonder if we could get The Swede to kick his ass around the block once or twice for us?
Swede!
Swede!!
Swede!!!
Lol classic scene…..wait til Swede gets out of the brig!
Alert to McCarthy: Stay out of the Northwest Pacific. The Japanese whale boats are on the hunt.
Testicle face
OK This made me snicker for some odd reason.
Kinda caught me off guard this am.
This is getting added to The Continent of Insults®™
” Testicle face”
“Gold Jerry, comedy GOLD!”
If you use it, use it well, ChipNASA.
“I have had the bends before, and they suck”
Hell Brian, by the looks of you, I doubt if you could do any kind of “bend”. Can you see your toes yet?
Brian J. McCarthy was never an ass-kicker, but most likely was (and always will be) an ass-licker.
Recreational diving is NOTHING like what is taught to SEALs, salvage divers, etc.
Yeah, I’m sure the bends hurt.
That’s usually what happens when you don’t follow your dive plan and are a fat fuck that needs a 40-lb. weight belt and empty BCD to submerge.
“We have our own sign language”
I bet you do, and it’s all tactile with digits in recta.
Dick.
(With respect to Bill Engvall)
“Here’s YOUR sign, Brian”!
I am certain that all SEALS also shout “HOORAY” to each other, too. That one made me laugh.
This guy is nuts. Almost every picture of his can be traced back via a reverse image search to another website. This guy has done nothing but spin lies.
According to his fatface book he likes the
“National Navy UDT SEAL Museum”
Anything missing from the place?
Check his pockets and cavities.
Especially the fat folds.
Anal Gland
Hey, this fucktard lives in my neck of the woods. I live 20 miles north of Aurora.
Your mission, should you chose to accept…………….
Heh, I wish. My job takes my to the Loveland/Longmont areas for most of the daylight hours through out the week. By the time I get a chance to find and ridicule/insult his ass, he’ll likely already have gone to ground.
I wish any of you guys happy hunting, however.
*me
damn cellphone
Quite the delusional dude.
I would keep him away from kids as well.
I am absolutely fascinated by the way he gets around, and where he’s been.
Can anyone tell me where Pencecola is located?
I know about Pensacola, because I spent some time there in “A” School, but Pencecola escapes me. Is that in the Everglands?
Does he have a thyroid problem or is that just turkey wattle around his neck?
It must be a new naval base named for the Vice President.
I believe you are correct.
I hear they have a stunning “O” club that his wife really likes. I imagine she enjoys it so much because he is not there.
He used a stock photo to claim SEALism, and also used 2 stock photos to claim that he has done a 200+foot dive on the USS Oriskany. I brought up the Oriskany gooogle images and found both, that he claimed were him, taken in April 2018, with one of the images showing in a 2014 magazine, and the other from a now out of business dive charter out of Pensacola, (that would be right next to Pencecola, I suppose). He has either blocked me or closed his facebook page.
I gave him some of the attention he craves on his FB page, and also reached out to his employer, Metro State Univ – Denver
What does he do at Metro, sweep the floors? This phony phat phuck should go gargle a bag of dicks! I still have a few friends in Denver that would be happy to go kick his fat ass!
You, and a large unit of us. I put this link on Brian J. McCarthy’s friend’s comments, and in messages to their pages. He is feeling the love already, as he has either blocked me or closed his page altogether.
He looks lie a very highly experienced member of MEAL Team Six, the Buffet Assault Commandos!
Knew we couldn’t go much more than a week without a new “live” fake SEAL. What is amazing is that about 75% or more of these clowns always look like they ate a seal or two instead of being a SEAL.
He looks quite amazing in a Forrest Gump kinda way. Both are made up characters.
Claims to be in the “300lb bench club”. Does it count if you lay on a bench and eat 300# of doritos?
I looked on his FB page, and it looked like he was going to throw a clot doing a 40-50 lb. preacher curl.
Now I’m no buff mofo, and I’ll never claim at this late stage of the game to be so, but I could fairly easily do 3 sets of 10 at roughly double the weight.
Michael Moore called him, “Fatass,” and got away with it.
I bet he’s the reason the Panda Buffet over on Mississippi doesn’t do a Veteran’s Day feed anymore.
“NO!!! YOU BE HEAH ‘FO HOUR!! YOU EAT SOME VEGETABLE!! DAY GOO FO YOU!!!”
Chin up Brian J. McCarthy, ALL FOUR OF THEM!!!
He’s so fat he has people running behind him yelling “TAXI!” every time he wears a raincoat!
Or people lie out in front of him wearing a thing cause they think he’s the sun.
He’s SO FAT Thanos had to snap his fingers twice.
These people amaze me. I’m not sure if they posses the morals of a ping pong ball or are mentally ill. Everyone paints little white lies but this ham hock has thrown out a five gallon bucket.
Man he went full retard.
Dipshit.
Newsflash, Brian:
You don’t need to wear that 92X reflective vest, cause your ass is already visible from space.
Seriously, if you figured out how to focus those reflective tapes, you could bring down the ISS, and Sandra Bullock would be fucking PISSED.
Good old “Lt. Jr. Grade”………..Oh yeah, whoops, I meant: LTJG
A very common mistake amongst Naval Officers.
I particular liked how different photos he claims are him a)look nothing like him b)are clearly not the same person.
He looks like he’s mad…as if someone took his red Swingline stapler off his desk.
Why does Brian James McCarthy look as if plucked his eyebrows and used an eyebrow pencil?
Possibly using “Just For Men” on the mustache and head hair as well (I see those roots).
Hmmm…a shirt with the number 20165…what is that?
Sad. So sad. Guy obviously has Self-Esteem issues/ Personality Disorder that he had to reinvent himself. 🤔
Oh, that’s probably just his zip code. That’s all that is. Couldn’t be a prison number or anything…..yeah, probably just an innocent zip code.
Good one, Mark!
After looking thru newspapers, am pretty sure he is a Welder…so it could be his employment number (since they have to wear a facemask when welding)to identify him or his union number…
Welder…well, he is definitely not “Flashdance” material and absolutely, positively not SEAL material.
He certainly went to a lot of trouble just to wind up getting in trouble…
He must hang out around a liposuction clinic and eats the vats of the daily suck , bring’s a loaf of bread and then calls it a gourmet dinner.
I think I figured it out…eureka…all these crap hooting wannabe what their not warriors who are as wide as and filled with as much flammable gas as a zeppelin and spouting as much monkey shit as a zoo cage holding 100 pissed off monkeys with dysentery.
It’s from getting Veteran discounts on food at the local pancake with sausage , fat boy burgers , a fat tony sub or one of those anonymous BJ holes in the back of some mountain man gay establishment.
These dudes are so fricken low IQ village morons….you can’t be that dumb and overweight and think you’re going to fool another vet or even a 12 year old ..duh
Dude, I just threw up. Liposuction clinic buffet? That’s gross right here.
Oh no, he gone!
Sandman: Saw the same thing…which spells G.U.I.L.T.
BRAIN J. MCCARTHY = another junior assistant associate towel fluffer employed at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
Lardass motherfucker, before his Facespace page went poof I saw that he was a former Greyhound bus driver. Huh. From SEAL to bus driver. I’m sure it happens ALL the time, after all Steven Segal was just a SEAL/cook right?
Loser.
Just a lowly, lowly cook.
Well, he looks like a seal. Of the sea lion variety.
And yep, he shut down his FB page, but you can bet, like Ah-nold, he’ll be back.
Is a SEAL? He looks like he ATE a seal!
WTF?? Through the years and through the ever growing mountain of SEAL posers, all making T A H, Military Phonies, Don Shipley’s Gotchayoufuc’nretard list and others, what are we up to yet? Maybe BUDS class number 26,839 and SEAL TEAM number 741??? Unless I am blind and finally ready to shut down, this POSER looks much like a Dominoe’s Pizza driver in his “uniform”. Wait just a damned minute….If that ain’t Charlie McCarthy with a quadruple chin, then I am Arnold Schwarzenegger.
I’m telling you, take a look at this picture of our POSER and you’ll want to keep him away from kids. By the way asshole, the word is spelled descent.
Sea Air and Lunch is more like it…
Nah, ‘officially’ its Sleep, EAt and Lay around or Sleep, EAt and Lounge or for the muscle heads it’s Sleep, EAt and Lift.
😉
Dear fvckin’ Phony Teamguy and phony Naval Aviator,
You are a dumb, clueless bag of whale sh1t.
5326 = NEC for SEAL.
What does NEC stand for? NAVAL ENLISTED CODE.
So in the caption of one of ‘your’ photos, you (falsely) claim to be a Naval OFFICER in the Teams and then give the NEC for an ENLISTED Teamguy.
There are numerous other blatant errors in ‘your’ photo captions, which I am not going to point out and thus provide valuable intel to (future) phony shitbags reading this report.
Os in the Teams have an entirely different numerical code system. I am not going to correct you and give the # for an Officer in the Teams, for the reason stated in my previous post.
Sincerely,
Mr. Sharkman
p.s. You fucking suck, hard.
I spammed his ass on FB, and let more than a few friends know of his lying. And, now, FB is down?? Glory! I bet tonight is busy for him, trying to defend his asshattery..
definitely suffering from “DICKY-DO” disease….
whatta fuckbitch.
Another idiot who writes like a third grader.
This clown isn’t a modest “aw shucks” liar – he really works at the lying.