Scott Edward Davis; serial phony
The Miami Herald reports that Scott Edward Davis has been arrested for impersonating a Homeland Security agent as well as a veteran. He’s locked up in the Indian River County jail after deputies found him flashing a badge and for having a veteran designation on his drivers’ license;
According to the police report, the case began back in December 2017, when Davis reportedly started a verbal disturbance at a Ford dealership in Vero Beach when the suspect presented a badge and “repeatedly identified himself as a representative of the Department of Homeland Security.”
On his person was a driver’s license that listed him as having a veteran designation.
He’s been at it for a while according to WPTV;
Police in Austin, Texas say Davis was arrested twice in 1992, in which he made over 20 traffic stops on unsuspecting victims while impersonating a law enforcement officer. He was found in possession of emergency lights, a siren, an unauthorized fire department badge, and he admitted he might have had a firearm during these traffic stops.
Davis was also arrested in 2005 in Clay County, Florida for impersonating a law enforcement officer. According to a Clay County report, he reportedly conducted a traffic stop with blue lights in his personal vehicle. He was near a military base and identified himself as Major Scott Davis.
During the investigation of the disturbance at Velde Ford in December, investigators noticed a document in his driver’s license file which appears to have come from the Veterans Administration and showed years of service from 1984 to 2006 and an honorable discharge. The document was used by Davis to obtain the veterans designation on his license.
Investigators became suspicious that someone with Davis’ felony arrest history would have remained in the military. Veterans Administration records revealed that the document was fake and Davis had actually been in the U.S. Army from 1987 to 1989 and was discharged under other than honorable conditions. The Veterans Administration confirmed that Davis is not eligible for benefits, nor is he considered a veteran.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
Florida again!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW!!!
You took the words right out of my mouth Mick.
The Grand Master Poser Shitbag of all poser shitbags…and from Florida too…
Cocksucker!
KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Shack!
(Flying fake badges and shredded phony documents go EVERYWHERE).
OTH not eligible for benefits.
Can you say, “BCD or DD,” boys and girls? I thought you could!
I’ll say this: Gah!!! Ugly, poser fucktard!!!
Pretend to be a vet and you get shamed. Pretend to be a cop and you go to jail. Pretend to be a Federal Agent and you go to prison. At least he has been working his way up to the big leagues.
His next stint will be to impersonate a corrections officer
In a lot of states it’s only a misdemeanor, so nothing but “time served” and a paltry fine.
As with stolen valor, this is the tip of the iceberg. He’s not doing this for altruistic reasons.
This hole is really, really deep and full of unpleasant stuff, isn’t it?
Awesome!
I’m sure he’s saying ‘Awe, something else!’ right now.
As nasty as he is, and with an OTH discharge, it is my considered opinion that this ball of slime be awarded whatever size Pile of Insults ChipNASA has to offer. Even a vacuum-compressed version will do.
We could use the Bunker of Insults for low-rent scumbags like this guy…
Well, we a now up to the top of page 6 and it is now The Continent of Insults®™ .
We have EX-PH2’s request and then The Stranger’s comment, so, if we have an AYE vote, I’ll drop the entire load on this asshole because he’s been at it for more than 25 years.
Aye! Aye! A thousand times, aye!
Aye.
Rules of engagement checked. Legal officer says this is a valid target. Chip, you’re cleared hot. Area is clear of friendlies.
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The motion passes
No need for a second
To pass for a repeat
Turd burglar…
😂😂😂😂
Amen! Where’s the Tylenol?
UP HIS ASS sideways with a frozen python!
I’ll bet he had a toy badge as a kid and rode a bicycle with a siren. The girls shunned him so he decided to arrest them. Sicko creep.
Got his start as a pretend Hall Monitor.
Or a Mall brat…
“… so he decided to arrest them.” Bwhaaa
Does it look as if he had some plastic surgery done on his face? (Mugshot different than the one Jonn posted):
https://www.wptv.com/news/region-indian-river-county/vero-beach/vero-beach-man-arrested-for-impersonating-police-officer-stolen-valor
They made it a real PITA for *me* to get that “V” on my license even with honest documentation, and this dirtbag managed to get one with faked papers?
OMFG.
A slow week for Seal posers and this guy lives two counties south of me.
I would keep this loser away from kids….