Juan Rodriguez; Fake cop falls for mother’s taco gambit
Mick sends us a link from Fox News about a mother who distracted Juan Rodriguez, who was pretending to be a police officer while he robbed a family that was enjoying Taco Sunday at a taco truck;
The mother, going for the “taco tactic,” offered the 38-year-old suspect a taco and told him she needed to grab napkins from the food truck.
“The man with the gun continued to flash his gun and ransack through the mother’s purse as she walked away,” the news release stated.
The mother approached customers at the taco truck, told them not too look a back and told them a man with a gun was threatening her family. The taco truck employees and customers immediately called 911.
Police found Rodriguez standing next to the family’s van when they arrived at the scene. Rodriguez allegedly tried to escape by tossing his gun in the van and trying to get in.
“Deputies were able to detain the suspect before anything further occurred. Deputies recovered the gun and made sure all family members were unharmed,” police said.
Who among us could resist the offer of free tacos?
Adios, Juan. Enjoy those free tacos in prison, ‘mano.
Category: Crime
Oh, he is going to get some taco meat, that is for sure.
Right between the ole’ butt cheeks.
“¡Olé!”
Thats guano juan! lol
Senor Julio is gonna be giving him the “MUY GRANDE CHORIZO” at the BTJT Deli…
It’s just amazing what an empty stomach and empty brain will respond to, isn’t it?
pink tacos!
Instead of the “taco tactic”, she should have put a couple rounds in his face.
or a massive dose of x-lax in his taco, police could have just followed his trail lol
Glad things turned out OK and the Police didn’t have to use their Golf Gun – I hear that those are really good a making a hole in Juan.
That was bad and you should feel bad.
Julio, Bubba, Thor, y Tiny le van a meter el tamal a este pendejete!
That’s a quick thinking Mom.
Senor Brainiac tossed the gun into the van and then tried to get in.
“Shakin’ it here boss.”
“Shake it, Luke.”
No more pink tacos for Juanito. Its gonna be all sausages, manyonnaise and leather bagels for him.
Dude is gonna be dining on a lot of Prison Chorizo in Cellblock “D” (AKA, the BTJT Diner).
Meet Bubba, Thor, Julio, and Tiny’s latest employee at the BTJT Prison Deli, serving the finest in cream of Sum Yung Guy soup and hot cross buns, smothered in man meat mayo.
And don’t skimp on the nut butter.
And the Cockmeat Sammich…
A comment on Fox News was that no real cop would have fallen for the taco; it would have taken a donut.
I think you’re being a bit hard on this stain on humanity. Assuming he doesn’t get off on a taco-cality after getting paroled he’ll very probably require expensive surgery to rebuild whatever remains of his fart-box in order to handle the anal incontinence systems that will result from abuse he’ll surely suffer in prison when word get outs about the taco incident that put him away. Then he’ll almost certainly require decades of comprehensive counseling in order for him to overcome the substantial mental health (or lack there of) symptoms that that simply passing in close proximity to a taco stand, taco store, taco truck or taco vendor – or perhaps even a taco shell display in a grocery store will cause.
Oh… the humanity…
He might have a PTSD attack/flashback to manlove Thursdays (butt also everyday in the joint) every time he sees even a taco.
“No Juan” hates tacos…….
They never expect…
The Spanish Taco Gambit!
I wonder if he’s Bubba & Thor’s “Taco Boy” already?
So….she brought a taco to a gunfight and won?
Who’s your daddy, bitch????
Juan more time please, is this clown really too stupid to be claiming he was a cop but dressed like a homeless hungry cop in a uniform from Goodwill? Now I would have expected a similar turn of events had that been Dr. Larry Nassar and the victim said, “Wait a minute while I go get my 12 year old daughter to talk to you.”