Fake cops in Flint, Michigan
According to MLive, about ten people calling themselves the Genesee County Fire and EMS Media-Genesee County Task Force Blight Agency have been pretending to be law enforcement officers for about three years in Flint, Michigan – pretend-arresting and detaining people with their pretend uniforms and pretend police car.
Leyton authorized charges against three people on Wednesday, May 30, that include three counts of unlawful imprisonment and one count of impersonating a peace officer to commit a crime.
Emily Nicole Burrison, 27, of Burton, and Jeffrey Lee Jones, 29, of Flint, were arraigned on the charges Thursday, May 31, before Genesee District Judge David Goggins.
A third Flint man was charged in connection with the case and he was taken into custody while working at Cedar Point in Ohio. Investigators said he is being held at the Erie County Jail while awaiting extradition to Genesee County for arraignment on the charges.
Court records indicate there are five other co-defendants in the case, however, charges have not yet been filed against them.
Police say that there were times that the pretend cops arrived on the crime scenes ahead of legitimate first responders.
[Kevin Shanlian, chief of the Genesee County Parks ranger division] said there was a core group of about 10 people who were impersonating police since October 2015.
“I believe there’s probably hundreds of victims who were actually detained and didn’t have good experiences with these folks,” Shanlian said.
It looks like they also consumed the donut rations of every cop in area.
Category: Dumbass Bullshit
Nice start for a Saturday morning. Oh well!
Give them a “pretend prison” FOR ABOUT 20 YEARS!!
Three years? Were they carrying around WMDs and that’s why we couldn’t find them for so long?
They each wore a Cloak of Invisibility!
They had several Romulan cloaking devices.
Flint is a “third world country”! As is most of michigan! Thats what you get with a dumocrap society, vote your heart folks!
Hey, I resemble that remark. The I-75 corridor, Flint, Pontiac, Detroit, Saginaw and Bay City fit into that “third world country” description, the rest of us certainly don’t.
And their Lawyer said they had good intentions and wanted to make their community a better place (even though they committed a Felony):
http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2018/06/attorney_for_accused_fake_cop.html
Heavy Chevy is envious.
I sincerely hope they have to appear before a VERY pissed-off Judge who wants to THROW THE BOOK AT THEM with a Biblical Old Testament Vengeance.
If the judge does throw the book at her, the book might get absorbed.
Give them a “pretend prison” FOR ABOUT 20 YEARS!!
That’s a female? I thought it was a confused fat guy!
Give them a “pretend prison” FOR ABOUT 20 YEARS!!
And I thought Chicago was the home of fake cops.
Obviously, these people needed food and drink and money for housing. They all look as though they’re starving, don’t they?
No, Chicago is the home of dead voters.
Three years? They got away with it for 3 years??
There are so many snarky responses possible here, but the damage they did by posing as cops, EMS, and presumably fire service personnel is incalculable. Wow. Just wow.
The police dept should be so embarrassed they can’t show their faces! these MORONS, beat the police to calls? On my dept we had a 6 minute response time….don’t know of another dept today that can match that!
If there were 12 people involved in this scam, they likely outnumbered the the police on duty in Flint on any given night. That town is seriously screwed. No tax base, no taxpayers and no future.
UFB…
I presume the pic on the left is the lovely Ms. Emily Nicole Burrison, from the article?
My First Alert Dyke Detector spiked.
“First Alert Dyke Detector”
With your permission, I am so stealing that!
Be my guest, use it in good health.
That’s her arresting-a-jelly-donut face…
A JELLY DOUGHNUT? RIP Gunny
After she has served her time, she needs to hook up with Nathan Larson, it would be a match made in Mommas basement.
Only if both are neutered first.
Looks like Flounder in Dean Wormer’s office, about to puke.
It would be beyond amazing if the judge says to her at sentencing, “Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life. “
No dyke detector here, but I did get an Amber Alert on my phone about a missing bearded seal and think Jonn found her.
There must be something in the water.
Your heart is flint! Making a comment like that…..
“your heart is flint” nice
Man, the one on the left would be an ugly ass dude, and it’s a ‘woman’? Oh, God… It’s like Michael Moore and Rosie O’Dyknal had a kid, the trifecta Fat, Hideous AND a Dyke all in one package. Dayummm. Since they like playing cops and robbers so much, this whole pack should immediately be put to work playing their “games” in the worst neighborhoods in Detroit; if they survive that perhaps we should ship them over to Syria to help them with their law and order issues.
They were doing good, such as cuffing folks in a state park and telling them that they were trespassing. The good news is that they can now study, first hand, the ways of correctional officers for future use in their pretend world.
The civilian version of striking for rate?
In July of last year, the average police response time for category one (most serious) 911 calls in Flint was approaching an hour. That was up from 21 min in January 2017 for the same type of 911 calls.
http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2017/09/police_response_times_double_i.html
Supposedly the response times for 911 calls are “better” now.
Given that, I can understand their wanting to do something like this. I don’t approve, nor do I condone it.
But I certainly can understand why someone might take matters into their own hands under such conditions.
Given how the police function or should say malfunction in Flint Michigan this is actually not that surprising.
https://www.newyorker.com/culture/photo-booth/inside-a-broken-police-department-in-flint-michigan
The whole Metro Detroit area has turned to crap. I feel sorry for the cops that have to work in that morass.
That whole part of the state should be declared a disaster area and bulldoze it all and start from scratch. It should be an object lesson about democrat policies utterly failing.
Flint is well outside the “Metro Detroit” area, and seems to be in competition, and winning in some areas, with Detroit. Pontiac, (between Flint and Detroit), is no better then either of them.
Take a look at Hiroshima and Nagasaki in late August of 1945 along with pictures of Detroit at that time and compare them with pictures of the same today, I consider that as proof that getting hit by an A-bomb is better than decades of being ruled by D-rats!
+What’s going on with the site? My posts have been (all this time monitored) no matter the subject and now, they don’t even show up at all?
I can see them in the park “what you got in that PickNick basket?”
“Police say that there were times that the pretend cops arrived on the crime scenes ahead of legitimate first responders.”
That would be easy to do since Flint Police have the slowest response time of any US City.
Fake cops, fake water, what else is fake in Flint?
Sally’s tits.
Long, Tall Sally?
Holy Fuck! That tap water is causing mutations fast!
Seeing the picture of the Hippo reminds me of a joke.
What do you call a 300 pound dyke? A Bush Hog.
I heard that eventually all dykes end up looking alike because they’re always rubbing off on each other.
Good one A P. Try this one. Why did the dyke stick a potato up her vagina? So her girlfriend could enjoy some chips with her fish. Two dykes meet in a bar. They decide to go home together. The one says to the other, “Your face or mine?”
One for the road. What is the most common cause of death among dykes? Hairballs.
That’s a *FEMALE*?!!?!?!
Goddamn, I was certain it was Flounder from Animal House.