John Wesley Byer; phony SEAL
One of our ninjas shared his work on this John Byers fellow who claims to be a Navy SEAL and he claims that he was wounded twice in Desert Storm, according to his forged DD214;
He also awarded himself a Bronze Star Medal.
The National Personnel Records Center doesn’t remember it like that, though. They remember Byer being in the Coast Guard for less than two years;
He has other service that the NPRC can’t see;
He appealed his conviction, but the courts didn’t give him a break. This is from the appeal;
Defendant testified that at the time the search warrant was executed, he was living with his mother and stepfather at their home. His grandmother was also living there at the time. Defendant testified that while looking at legal pornography sites on the internet, pop-up images of child pornography appeared on the screen. On one occasion, he tried to click the “X” in the corner to close the pop-up but accidentally hit the “print” button, which was right next to the “X.” When he realized that he accidentally printed the page, he grabbed it, tore it into pieces, threw it to the side and forgot about it. He never looked at the page and did not know what was on it. He said he did not throw it in the garbage because it was late at night and he was not wearing any pants. He also did not want his mom to find it in the garbage can.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
Cocksucker!
Ka-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Shack!
more like a lubricated chicken choking proponent of self love while watching porn.
guy looks like a dichead, must be a dichead
he was just misunderstood…he isn’t claiming to be a SEAL but a seal.
He rides a bicycle through neighborhoods luring children by balancing balls on his nose and honking the “horn” with his mouth.
Also it appears he may be a ballchinian.
He probably drives a battered van or an old ice cream truck with “FREE CANDY” painted on the side so he can gather more victims when he’s feeling more ambitious.
ballchinians are known to do that…LOL
They ARE a cunning and sneaky bunch.
He looks like the type that cruises highway rest stops in a windowless van looking for a date.
Or servicing a glory hole in stall three of the men’s room
at the rest area no less…
Very likely a Vietnam POW, as well.
Scumbag!
I’ll bet he has balanced some balls on his nose when he was in the county pound.
So, does he think he was a Navy Commander? Little do I know about CG personnel policy but I was under the impression that four years was the minimum period for enlistment. Gotta wonder why he was discharged with two years.
I’d guess that whatever community he is presently registered in would like to know about his other predilections.
Maybe he knows Phildo Monkrees? Both are phony Commanders and Phony SEALS!
Advancement must be pretty good- from fake non-rate E-5 to fake SEAL Commander, all with only two years of service.
Impressive.
/sarc
I know. It took me just over two years to go from E6 to E7. Just think if I’d stuck around for a coupe of more years I could have been an O5.
He kept downloading kiddie porn on the ships radar screen
“…..It was late at night and he was not wearing any pants”…some law clerk either had a big laugh or needed therapy after writing that for the court
“he was not wearing any pants”
It was Clothing Optional Friday.
Preparing to have his shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch 🐴
Late at night.
Not wearing any pants.
On the computer.
Kiddie porn pops up.
Seems legit.
This is the second time you’ve posted it and I still giggle like a little girl.
“Mr Ouch”….got-damn funny.
Glad to spread happy and mirth
(and legs)
wherever I go!
🤗
Right, you “accidently” stumbled on child porn and then, in your haste to shut the window out of shock you hit the print button. Dumbass lowlife cocksucker. I think I’d enjoy kicking this scum in the teeth.
He even fakes his fakery. Forges he was a PO2 and then gets a commander’s mess dress.
UGLY looking triple-chinned fungus-faced meat gazer!!! And a Kiddie pr0n aficionado as well? I hope he falls up and down at least three dozen flights of stairs before someone gives him the PAIN he deserves!
Discharge in that time frame. Hmmm. If my memory serves me well (long-term memory, any way), things were a little toasty right about then.
Does anyone know, was anybody injured twice (2x purple hearts) in Desert Storm? Before my time, but it was such a short war it seems implausible that one could sustain an injury, be evac’d, and return to be injured again.
I suppose there might be some Kerry-like “injuries”.
Above the hellish din of explosions, gunfire and screams he was heard to say “I ain’t got time to bleed”
Broke his taint and impaled on a Phildo… yea, that’s the ticket!
Currently, he’s a dependent of a DoD employee in Japan.
Kinda makes you wonder if the local PMO knows about his criminal history. Or the local Japanese authorities, if he lives off-base.
Love to know how he got through the screening process to go overseas – and if his spouse knows about his “past legal issues”
No shit. I’ve seen some folks fail overseas screening for WAY less than having a tickle monster dependa.
Also kinda makes you wonder if his spouse knows about his criminal history. The offense happened when this “fine individual” was 37 years old – and he was born in 1970. That means it happened in either 2007 or 2008.
What is the Japanese opinion on such an “offense”?
Sharp edges involved, perhaps?
They prefer their porn to be traditional; women with octopus tentacles and genitalia blurred out.
Yeah, just ask Kurt Eichenwald!
According to the Illinois sex offender registry, they think he’s in Arizona.
Either they haven’t updated their database, or this guy has failed to tell them that he moved.
I’m guessing it’s #2…
The federal sex offender registry and deadbeatsexposed.com shows he recently moved to”
XXXX XXXXXXX XXXXXXX XXX CLARKSVILLE, TN
https://deadbeatsexposed.com/john-byer-child-pornographer-stolen-valor-clarksville-tn/
How could he be a dependapotamus? Oh, I get it he must have married someone in the DoD. Either that or he sustained a brain injury and he is a permanent ‘tard child of some aging DoD employee.
The base K-12 DOD school will be delighted to know this fat fuck felon has been in the vicinity…I hope someone with knowledge of his location notified the base or regional commander…easy enough to do…
Does anyone else feel really bad for the innocent computer chair that he was using while looking at kiddie porn and not wearing any pants? Maybe he spends his free time sniffing said chair?
That bold statement was a Freudian slip, and basically made all of his effort to appeal a waste of time. It would have been a waste of time otherwise, but he basically admitted to the very thing that he is denying. John Wesley Byer, phony Navy SEAL, is no stranger to serial poor judgment.
Our first Coastie?
We’ve had a couple. One transferred to the Coast Guard from the Navy and brought his phony SEALness with him. We had another with no service pretend that he was in the Coast Guard.
This one left the Coast Guard just as Desert Storm was heating up. We had Coast Guard people patrolling the Persian Gulf near al Jabail, so he may have missed the boat to actually serve in Desert Storm.
Memory is hazy about that time frame. Was not there a stop loss in effect at that time?
It depended on how badly the unit needed you. I know I booted two who pissed hot as we deployed to SA.
The Stop Loss for that period went into effect at 0300 hrs, 17 Jan 91 when the shooting war portion of Desert Storm kicked off.
Maggot.
Early start this week for a phony Seal who was from Florida and another Snipe who tarnished the Engineering Dept. This past Friday, my under the sink water purifier guy showed up and thank the Lord replaced the under the sink water purifier so maybe I don’t wind up as an embellisher of awards or claim I was someone I was not after drinking Florida tap water.
John Wesley Byer is not a Navy SEAL.
John Wesley Byer was not in the Navy.
John Wesley Byer was a Fireman in the Coast Guard.
John Wesley Byer was in the Coast Guard less than two (2) years.
John Wesley Byer did not receive any commendation awards in the Coast Guard, only received “participation” awards.
John Wesley Byer did not attend Airborne School.
John Wesley Byer did not attend BUD/S.
John Wesley Byer did not attend any EOD training.
John Wesley Byer was not in Desert Storm.
John Wesley Byer was not wounded in Desert Storm.
John Wesley Byer does not have any Purple Heart medals.
John Wesley Byer IS a Convicted Sexual Predator.
John Wesley Byer IS a Convicted Sexual Predator.
John Wesley Byer IS a Convicted Sexual Predator.
John Wesley Byer IS a Convicted Sexual Predator.
John Wesley Byer IS a Convicted Sexual Predator.
John Wesley Byer IS a Convicted Sexual Predator.
John Wesley Byer IS a Convicted Sexual Predator.
John Wesley Byer IS a Convicted Sexual Predator.
I see lack of effort here. He makes himself twice combat wounded and gives himself a Bronze Star but for merit? C’mon everybody gets one of those anyway. If he is not rocking a “V” device why bother?
SLIME.
6’1/280lb SEAL? Seems legit
It was easier to spell SEAL than submarine.
He wanted to be a SEAL, I guess, so he joined the Coast Guard. He wanted to be in combat, so he joined the coast Guard. He wanted to be a role model for kids so he joined the Sex Offender Club.
That DD-214 is jacked up, but the Navy Expert Pistol and Rifle Ribbons is a major clue … they ain’t ribbons … they are medals!
Another clue that the DD214 is jacked up is the YYMMDD birthdate being separated by spaces.
And PO2? Na, bro. A legit 214 would have had his actual rate; i.e., HM2, ET2, etc.
Of course, this fucker is so stupid he’d probably pick a non-source rating, or worse, claim he was an SO 20 years before the rating even existed.
There are a few other things missing on the fake DD-214 that make it obvious that he doesn’t know crap about the Navy.
True, but didn’t want to give the phonies all the details.
Why make it easy for them?
And the Navy MUC is never worn with the Coast Guard “O” for operations.
The Coast Guard MUC is worn after the Coast Guard Unit Commendation and before the Coast Guard Meritorious Team Commendation. Additional awards of the Coast Guard MUC are denoted by 5⁄16 inch gold stars. The MUC may also be awarded with the Operational Distinguishing Device, denoted by a 1⁄4 inch silver letter “O” centered on the ribbon.
I know this because I know the regs and just happen to have both NAVY MUC(s) and one USCG MUC with “O”.
Very poor DD-214 research and forgery.
MCPO NYC USN Ret.,
In the midst of the ball we are having with this jackwagon, any word on Randy Voepell?
It was before my time, but I would like to hear some more about training with the Viet Cong in the Viet of the Nam.
I wonder if Randy Voepel trained alongside “Hanoi Jane” Fonda *SPIT!* on VC AA guns?
Actually, it was “Hanoi Jane Swallowed”.
She enjoyed spreading Vaseline on the NVA Twinkies before chow.
Said to have a permanent krick in her neck and that it clicked a lot.
Can you believe it, that cunt is STILL stinking up rooms like a whore in the Chapel ?
I keep it simple without being stupid and just have the NDSM and the Armed Forces Expedionary Ribbon (Dominican crisis, 1965) on my duped White Jumper. I checked out my 4th edition 1962 issue Blue jacket Manual and the Armed Forces Expeditionary ribbon was not even listed. Anyone know when it came out. I didn’t get a chance to google it.
Jeff, the AFEM was created/established by Executive Order 10977 on 4 Dec 1961.
Sounds like the Navy Manual from 1962 had not yet been changed to include it.
He could pass for Commander Mc Bragg and one more sleeve stripe, Capt. Peter Peach Fuzz from the Rocky & Bullwinkle show. Circa 1959.
“Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a DD-214 out of my ass!”
“Again? That trick -never- works!”
Consider this stolen, 11B.
*grin*
That sounds like something Mike Sleeper would say.
According to this link: https://www.gpo.gov/fdsys/pkg/CFR-2008-title32-vol3/xml/CFR-2008-title32-vol3-sec578-25.xml
The Armed Forces Expeditionary Medal (AFEM) was established by Executive Order 10977, dated December 4, 1961 (DA Bulletin. 1, 1962) and Executive Order 11231, July 8, 1965.
It’s likely that your 1962 Blue Jackets Manual was at the printers and it was too late to make the change.
Hmm, I didn’t see Claw’s reply to Jeff about the AFEM. Then when I replied, I seem to have missed replying to Jeff’s post.
I need more coffee…
It’s all good, Chief.
There’s no such thing as too much coffee./smile
Thanks for the info on the AFEM Claw and OAE, The pages in the manual are starting to really age now and the hard cover still has boot camp ink traces on it from stenciling my name on all the clothing.
Company 475 1963 Great Lakes.
My sister was born in japan and adopted by my parents in the early 1950’s. About 50 years later she wanted to reunite with her birth mother and her two half sisters. Her search was fruitless until she contacted the Japanese National police. They found her family in less than a week. The national police know where every resident lives and if they move they must re register with the police at once. An Email to them with the name and crime would bring almost instant action. The sons of Nippon don’t like criminals in their midst, and most especially Gigin crooks.
Child open is 100 % legal and cultural accepted…they tried to ban it once to a bunch push back. No one would care but if still report it.
Sounds like a good call to make, I heard that Japanese LE Agencies DO NOT mess around and play games!
Japanese cops will flat beat the fuck out of you – no claims of police brutality entertained.
“He said he did not throw it in the garbage because it was late at night and he was not wearing any pants. He also did not want his mom to find it in the garbage can.”
Guess we don’t have to wonder why he didn’t have his pants on….
ooh, I just gagged and vomited at the same time—I gavomited…..
I like the sound of that, if only I could shart at the same time. Happy Monday morning!
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