David Santini; fraud in UK

| April 30, 2018

Posers aren’t only in the US. The Nottingham Post reports that David Santini was in court today to answer to charges that he had illicitly collected donations from locals to the tune of £5,000 (about $6875.07). The court ordered that he surrender £725 (£517.95 in his pocket and £207.11 in his bank acccount) or face another month in jail.

He was pretending to collect donations for Help for Heroes;

When Santini was sentenced the court was told that when he was challenged he was unable to produce an Armed Forces identity card.

It was later discovered that he previously served in the Army but received a dishonourable discharge in 1983.

According to the article, Santini is no stranger to incarceration;

The court heard Santini has a string of previous convictions for dishonesty, and in January 2000 was jailed for two-and-a-half years at Bradford Crown Court for five offences of theft and deception where he targeted vulnerable women and pretended to be a serving soldier.

On one occasion Santini claimed he needed money to buy himself out of the Army and flee the country, and on another Santini said he needed cash to give to fellow soldiers.

Santini, 56, of North Drove, Quadring, near Spalding, had pleaded guilty to two charges of fraud between June and October 2014 and a further charge of theft from Mrs Taylor.

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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Atkron

David Santini who lives in North Drove, Quadring, near Spalding (United Kingdom); is a lying sack of lambshit.

Cocksucker

Bobo

This Santini isn’t so great.

Hack Stone

Like!

Hack Stone

The Below Average Santini.

Ex-PH2

Excuse me – buy himself out of the Army? I didn’t know they still did that. I thought that stopped with the end of the 19th century or something like that.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

I wonder if he was benzened out along with his moola shmoola (Curtis Sliwa slang)payoff. When getting out of the U.S. Cav (horse) back in the day, one would take a bath in a barrel of benzene to get rid of any lice, cooties etc.

desert

Yeh, that was the civil war, but limeys weren’t in that one either 😉

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

An honest day of work for you would be moving furniture with your brothers Santi. Call blimey love a duck.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Santini’s face is an ugly face and a limp dick a hangi’n down with a wiggle when he walks and a giggle with a dildo up his arse makes the jail sentence long. RIP Big Bopper, I apologize for changing your song around.

RGR 4-78

But, will he be the long necked goose?

Bubba and Thor want to know.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Forgot the long necked goose but as he is bending over he can say “Baby You Know What I want”

A Proud Infidel®™️

David Santini is not only another bony eared assfish, but a BLOODY WANKER as well.

Cocksucker.

RGR 4-78

David Santini puts the naughty back in Naughtyham.

Booom!

Shack.

Sparks

Wanker

USAF RET

Bloody Shirt-lifter

AW1Ed

Fooking shirt lifter.

Heh. Great minds and all that, USAF RET.

A Proud Infidel®™️

More like shirt-lifting toe-tapper.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

DRUNK

Hack Stone

The question remains; is David Santini All Points Logistics material?

A Proud Infidel®™️

I’m sure he wants to open a satellite office up in the UK for them.

A Proud Infidel®™️

David Santini, the British Blobfish!

PLASTIC DUCK

Back to prison before long. He can’t stop helping himself and never does. Got to be bad to get that sort of discharge from the Army

USAF RET

He is used to getting that sort of discharge. How is David Santini’s stomach like a battleship?………………………………………………………………………………………………………………wait for it………………………………………….they are both full of semen (seamen)

USMCMSgt (Ret)

Jog on, Santini.

Fuckwit.