Thomas Dakota Taylor; not a MARSOC Marine

| April 23, 2018

Someone sent us their work on this fellow Thomas Dakota Taylor who claims to be a MARSOC Marine. Well he lets his tattoos talk for him;

Local LEOs should know that he’s a felon and shouldn’t have firearms;

He was charged with arson, I guess that’s why he started a GoFundMe tincup to buy stuff to be a fireman;

The VA won’t be there to help him because he has an Other Than Honorable discharge. He spent less than three years in the Marine Corps as a mortarman, and he spent 4 months in Afghanistan, but I don’t see a Combat Action Ribbon, I don’t see any training for MARSOC and no Basic Airborne Course.

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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Wilted Willy

Another lying cocksucker that is full of excrement! I hope a platoon of real Marines find him and beat his ass to a pulp! Enjoy your Google fame there bucko! Enjoy your felony lifestyle as well!

Wilted Willy

Is there a way to post this link in his tincup page? I think it would add a nice touch??

Frankie Cee

Wilted Willy, as best I know, you must make a donation to be able to post on a Go Fund Me page.I have wanted to comment several times in the past, but didn’t think it worth the $5.00 minimum donation.

Wilted Willy

Thanks Frankie, never went to that site, so I have no idea. You are right, this asshat wouldn’t be worth the five bucks!!

A Proud Infidel®™

IMHO he isn’t even worth five cents. Buy someone like Thomas Dakota Taylor for what he’s really worth , sell them for what he THINKS he’s worth and you could retire in opulent luxury.

Combat Historian

Just another felonious lying shitbag…

I’m curious though; he enlisted in 2009. How does he rate both the Afghanistan Campaign Medal AND the GWOT Expeditionary Medal. I though the GWOT Expeditionary Medal was phased out in 2005 when the separate Afghanistan and Iraq Campaign Medals were authorized. Is this a DD-214 mistake or am I missing something here?

19D3OR4-Smitty

The GWOT-EM is still around. It is for areas that do not rate a Campaign medal. So perhaps he spent a month or two in another area before moving on to Afghanistan.

Combat Historian

Thanks for the clarification…

Sgt Anthony Borenstein

Hey guys I served with the piece of crap. We received GWOT because we were on the 26thmeu in 2010. We left early to help with the Pakistan Relief. January is when we were called into country and became BLT 3/8 we spent almost 5 months in Afghanistan. We were callled in because of the all the casualties 3/5 was suffering in Sangon. He wasn’t allowed to go on patrols and threatened the lives of fellow Marines. He would make Moto videos by using other marines video clips from Ramadi, Fallujah and other battles. Worst mortarman ever.

Mason

He has the faux-hawk and MOLLE obsession of a total douche. Just looking at his pictures I want to slap him.

IDC SARC

I know what I see in my memories when I occasionally glance at my Jack tattoo (I forget I have it most days)but I gotta wonder what these fucking posers think when they see theirs…” Live the lie, live the lie, don’t fuck up the story, shit, did I just get caught?!?….fuuuuuuuuck”

Cocksucker

Jay

IDC-Were you at 1st or 2nd Recon? I retired out of Recon in 2017(Supply type). Only thing I still have from there is my hoodie. Love that thing.

IDC SARC

Both akshully 🙂

Pretty much all of ’em except 4th

JOHN R GODFREY

World Tour….love it. 2nd was my retirement tour. Loved it

IDC SARC

Yeah, once I indoc’ed and started learning the trade I pretty much found my home. As a Corpsman, the Recon NEC (MOS) is pretty much like herpes, ya never get rid of it.

Hard life, but a good life.

IDC SARC

Cool thing about SARCs is they show up to MARSOC more skilled than the Marines designated as Operators. They’re ready to hit the ground running. It’s a good pipeline.

Ex-PH2

BOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Times three!

HMC Ret

Gotta be difficult to remember the BS lies so as not to be caught. These turds must be sweating the load, waiting for the knock on the door or phone call from the media or real vet wanting to out them. Fuck him and his tattoos.

Sgt Fon

how did he get a bronze star on his afghan service medal?

MSGT_RET

A bronze star is worn for participation in each campaign. One campaign = ribbon w/bronze star.

Sgt Fon

i know, if he only had 4 months in-country, how did he get the star?

Claw

There’s no requirement to have served during a whole campaign period to rate a Bronze Service Star.

Hell, even people who only saw the countryside from an airplane window or viewed the shoreline through a pair of binoculars are authorized a BSS.

Same goes for people who were on active duty before August 1974 and then spent just one day on active duty after August 1990 are authorized a BSS for the NDSM and the only view they ever had of both Vietnam or Kuwait/Iraq was on CBS or CNN./smile

QMC

I know it seems confusing, but the new ADMIN that was posted a few years back stated that a bronze star is to be worn with participation in any campaign (Iraq or Afghhanistan). So while at first glance, you would be led to believe that a bronze star would mean an additional deployment there in country, it does not.

MSG_RET said it best. One campaign = ribbon w/bronze star.

Sgt Fon

ok, i went to Iraq 5 times, the last tour was less than the 6 months required cause i was medevaced. my 214 says Iraq service with 3 stars…. what’s wrong with this picture

MGuns

A star represents a campaign which is determined by a start and end date. A person could have two deployments but if both are within one campaign date period then 1 BSS is rated. You may have 5 tours but due to dates may only rate the 3 BSS. Do the research, you may rate more but may not.

FatCircles0311

There were numerous campaign date ranges which means you redeployed during the same campaign date and only rated 1 star for that campaign. Military awards are like that which is why I only have 1 star on my sea service deployment ribbon although I deployed 3 times because one of those deployments was before the cooldown period was complete to rate another sea service ribbon.

MSGT_RET

There are currently 6 campaign phases for operations in Afghanistan:

1. Liberation of Afghanistan (11 SEP 01 – 30 NOV 01)
2. Consolidation I (01 DEC 01 – 30 SEP 06)
3. Consolidation II (01 OCT 06 – 30 NOV 09)
4. Consolidation III (01 DEC 09 – 30 JUN 11)
5. Transition I (01 JUL 11 – 31 DEC 14)
6. Transition II (01 JAN 15 – TBD)

QMC

Good detail on the campaign phases. Others can see more on Wikipedia’s page.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afghanistan_Campaign_Medal

Chip

I might be the only veteran who does not have a tattoo.

AW1Ed

Nope.

USAF RET

Nope

Red Ghost

Just checked-nope.

Eggs

I had one, apparently it washed off.

Crazy stuff we do when we’re 27.

Retired Master

None here

Old Nam Doc

The only tattoos I have are three market dots for 40 radiation treatments after my AO caused prostate cancer surgery.

26Limabeans

And nope

rgr769

And another nope for this dope. Back in the olden days in SF, they did not want us to have “identifying marks,” including tattoos. It would be kind of hard to be running around in a foreign land undercover, pretending you are an inconspicuous civilian, with a bunch of military tattoos on your arms.

IDC SARC

You would be a unicorn walking around at this command. 🙂

Milo Mindbender

Nope, none here either.

Open Channel D

USN 1975-2012.

None. Tempted a couple of times, but nope

Ex-PH2

Hardly.

2/17 Air Cav

And……..Nope. For those of you who regret having one, Butane torches are cheap and effective.

IDC SARC

No Regerts!

Ex-PH2

Well, I only regert when I have the flu, so that’s not an issue.

Cowpill

I knew a PJ who got his nards dyed green when he passed out during his bachelor party

David

Figured others have more than enough to cover me. No.

HMCS(FMF) ret

I remember the ones that came out of a Cracker Jack box (get them wet and rub them on your arm)… but I don’t have one.

Cris

Nope

QMC

Hold a sec. Let me check. Nope.

FatCircles0311

It’s never too late pussy 🤣

Frankie Cee

My left arm was for military:
“GOD is my Jumpmaster”, “60-64”, “101st ABN”, “Choppin Charlie head with helmet”.
In my day, America’s most famous artist of the time, “Sailor Jack” was pounding ink in Hopkinsville, KY, with the 101st lined up at the door.

francositalianarmy

He was still there in ’94, down by the railroad track. No wait, that was some other guy. I met him down there once with my PT gear in hand.

AZtoVA

No graffiti on the temple.

SFC D

You treat your body like a temple. I treat mine like a tent.

ChipNASA

I *SNORTED*

IDC SARC

Leviticus 19:28 Jesus love my tattoos. 🙂

NR Pax

Nope. Never saw the need.

USAFRetired

Nope

But I got six Anthrax vaccinations. That was enough superfluous needle sticks for me.

A Proud Infidel®™

My arm hurts like hell at the mere mention of an Anthrax shot and my arms have seen more needles than a platoon of acupuncture practice dummies!

Old Nam Doc

I receive a hormone shot every three months in the belly. That SOB stings like several hornet bites at once. Proud I get it at the VA…It’s $1,600 on the outside.

Steve

Nope. The clean-cut ‘Tommy Hilfiger’ look for me. My modelling agent insists.

Wilted Willy

Me neither Chip, but my wife has 4 or 5 of them?

A Proud Infidel®™

Nope, me is like you when it comes to tattoos!

Uh1av8r

Nope, got close once at Benning after jump school in the 80s. Sobered up when I never saw him change the needle.

Chase

I managed to not get any, I also don’t have a beard.

sj

Strange but the FB link says the page is not avail. That didn’t take long.

Chip

I found a old roommate who was sporting a Desert Storm tattoo. The problem being he arrived at our unit AFTER Desert Storm. So I messaged him on facebook and he blocked me. Sad.

AW1Ed

Refreshing to start the work week off with a phony Other Than SEAL.

Reddawg_03

So this guy is an OTS with an OTH!

Green Thumb

Yep.

Substandard Discharge = Shitbag.

I be he is drinking Kool Aid in that glass.

I did the PT shorts. I wonder what his boyfriend thinks?

Queef.

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

I think he wants help becoming a fireman because his pants are constantly combusting.

USAF RET

WTF is with that “shorts over jeans” picture?????Why the hell would he post that?
Thomas Dakota Taylor you are a retard.
Thomas Dakota Taylor you are Google famous.
Thomas Dakota Taylor you are an arsonist and a liar.

MSGT_RET

Everyone knows that MARSOC operators wear shorts over their jeans for easy identification when off duty.

Wilted Willy

Thomas Dakota Taylor is for certainly Dorking the Squeakhole! His Squeakhole will be silent for the rest of his life!!!

2/17 Air Cav

All else aside, he’s a POS just for having a I’m-no-getting-a-job-when-I-can-beg page (a/k/a GoFundMe.) No pride. No shame. BTW, is he a dwarf?

A Proud Infidel®™

It could be that he broke up with his Boyfriend from Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear) and needs something to live in down by the river. It sounds to me like Thomas Dakota Taylor is a turdbucket queef who does as little as he can to skate by while living om a stack of lies.

26Limabeans

Puffed up chest and a wide stance.
Hope he wears a cup standing like that.

Green Thumb

This picture was probably taken before he bent over…..

HMCS(FMF) ret

And the boys at the BTJT Deli took their turns with him…

Green Thumb

I imagine it was consensual….

2/17 Air Cav

The sentence on the felony charge was deferred, probably contingent upon his successfully completing 4 years probation. That should have ended last year so, at this point, we don’t know his legal status or what the final disposition on the charge was.

26Limabeans

He is legally a shitbag. Certified shitbag.

Claw

And he’s a dependa looking for Tricare and Commissary privileges.

Before his Fakebook disappeared, he claimed to be engaged to a little chickie that just graduated from high school last year and must have some sort of a Reserve or National Guard job because she claimed to be a Light Wheeled Vehicle Mechanic and still living in Tennessee.

So, Yeah, he’s a moocher big time.

Lmn0351

Thomas Dakota Taylor,you suck

Green Thumb

By the looks of him, I imagine he does….

Ex-PH2

Why does he look like his pants are about to slide off his butt in that wide-open stance photo?

OldManchu

Why he gotta go and make the mortar maggots look bad?

Mick

Being a Mortarman in 3/8 in 2D MARDIV is just like being in MARSOC, especially if you have a MARSOC tattoo.

Everyone knows that.

Totally legit.

rgr769

Jonn, who is the dipshit in Ashby, W.Va, that posted this pack of lies? Or, can’t you identify him?

Tony180A

Rick “The Dick” Bucklew or Cockholster Colt Bulot??

Green Thumb

Colt Bulot = Loser.

mystery

Hey there john. This piece of shit in the photos is an ex of mine. So anyone who is not sure if these this are true……..beleive me they are. We were together when he was dishonorably discharged. That arrest on there is because the girl he dated after me broke up with him when she noticed how crazy he was and he tried to set her house on fire. Beleive me this man is as scum as you can get. He likes hitting woman too….i know.

mystery

Also this idiot mark is one of his long time friends.

thebesig

Originally posted by Jonn Lilyea:

Don’t forget that I also steal pensioners’ social security checks. Dumbass motherfucker.

Looks like someone that got busted here back in July 2017. 🙄 He registered on that site on the same date that he posted that. Then, “poof” gone.

Let’s see who got busted in late June, early July, of last year to narrow down our list of suspects.

I could tell, by the tone and charge, that this person has anger and control issues. His way at getting back, and “regaining” control. 🙄

rgr769

Could it have been the dearly departed Lawn Dart Danny hisself, or possibly SLuRpER41?

thebesig

They’re the two main suspects for now. Jonn Lilyea posted a guest post by Don Shipley regarding protective orders.

sj

That’s a very Benathian “complaint”. Has he arisen?

MrBill

It dates from last July – so possibly a part of his distinguished legacy?

2/17 Air Cav

And he wrote only one. The writing style is distinctive foe several reasons, none of which I will point out. They will come in useful at some point.

MrBill

Well “Mark” – if that was true, the FBI would have arrested Mr. Lilyea by now. Since he hasn’t been, what does that tell you? Maybe that some dumbass just made it up?

Ex-PH2

So, Mark, you’re selling personal IDs to thieves in Nigeria?

Just trying to understand here.

A Proud Infidel®™

OOOOooooh, somebody had a case of nuclear butthurt!!!

thebesig

“Nuclear butthurt”… I’m stealing that one. :mrgreen:

A Proud Infidel®™

Be my guest, I get a kick out of seeing others use insults I came up with!

SFC D

Aaaaand it’s a swing and a miss for Dixon, next batter!

HMCS(FMF) ret

Wow, Mark Dixon! Bet your a fan of the former kamikaze pilot, disbarred lawer and non-CPO.

Go suck a bag of dicks…

A Proud Infidel®™

Maybe Mark Dixon needs to call a *WAAAHHHH*mbulance to help him deal with his nuclear butthurt?

Ret_25X

Let’s see if Mark Dixon has shit for brains………….

Yep.

Case Closed.

LKusmc

The Complaint Board never deletes.

Skippy

Who cares

FatCircles0311

Oh, boy. A winner from my old battalion. Couldn’t hack being a mortarman in 3/8, really? Either super pussy or a druggy. He looks like he uses synthol in his biceps. No actual muscle definition what so ever.

Fuck you, pussy. You’re a disgrace to 3/8, the Corps, and the gym.

Anthony Borenstein

Yup exactly right. He was in my peer group. We treated him like a boot his whole time in. He threatened other Marines lives and would lie about everything. He even said his dad was a SEAL and his older brother was a Master Guns. Absolutely disgraceful.
Sgt B 3/8 W Co 81s Plt Sgt
2009-2017

A Proud Infidel®™

Thomas Dakota Taylor received an OTH Discharge, marking him as a dirtbag.
Thomas Dakota Taylor CLAIMED to have been a MARSOC Marine which has been publicly disproven.
Thomas Dakota Taylor has been convicted of a Felony.
Thomas Dakota Taylor continues to shake a proverbial tin cup to leech money off of others for a van “to live the van life”, I assume he wants a windowless one for hanging out around porn shops?
Thomas Dakota Taylor is one extreme dumbass turdbucket if he thought he was not going to get exposed.
Thomas Dakota Taylor tries to bask in fake sunshine by standing in the blood, guts and deeds of those greater than him, those who accomplished things in life.
Thomas Dakota Taylor now has newfound Internet fame to bask in. Enjoy it Thomas Dakota Taylor, THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

Roh-Dog

Thomas Dakota Taylor was not a MARSOC Marine.
Thomas Dakota Taylor disgraced himself and the Corps.
Thomas Dakota Taylor received a OTH discharge.
Thomas Dakota Taylor was arrested and convicted of a felony.
Thomas Dakota Taylor was a Mortarman with the USMC but for some f**cking reason Thomas Dakota Taylor has the Army’s Warrior Ethos tattooed on his arm.
Thomas Dakota Taylor may need help but Go Fund Me-ing ain’t going to force him to grow up.

A Proud Infidel®™

Hey Roh-Dog, let me see if I heard that right:

Thomas Dakota Taylor was not a MARSOC Marine.
Thomas Dakota Taylor disgraced himself and the Corps.
Thomas Dakota Taylor received a OTH discharge.
Thomas Dakota Taylor was arrested and convicted of a felony.
Thomas Dakota Taylor was a Mortarman with the USMC but for some f**cking reason Thomas Dakota Taylor has the Army’s Warrior Ethos tattooed on his arm.
Thomas Dakota Taylor may need help but Go Fund Me-ing ain’t going to force him to grow up.

Yeah Roger, copy five by five,

((((OVER))))

Roh-Dog

Nailed it, API.
I do want to add an opinion here, I know it’s breaking form and slightly improper but I have to get it out.
I don’t like Thomas Dakota Taylor‘s face.
Better.

Cameron Kingsley

What makes this worse is that whatever it was that he had set on fire, he potentially ended up injuring someone in the process judging from that bodily injury charge.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Well Another fine start for this Monday morning.

NR Pax

Dakota, just because stupid comes in pints doesn’t mean you should order it.

A Proud Infidel®™

He acts like he guzzles it by the gallon!

SFC D

it ain’t just stupid he guzzles by the gallon

13B/92S/42R

The Marine Corps might be the only ones putting the date the person gets the boot in the reserve obligation termination date block everyone else just leaves that blank or X Out which is the standard…. with it being blank though it really opens up the opportunity for the posers to fake the funk.

A Proud Infidel®™

Thomas Dakota Taylor is shaking a proverbial tin cup to bum money for a van, I assume he’s after a windowless version for prowling highway rest areas and porn shops? Thomas Dakota Taylor has obviously spent his money on Synthol so he tries to bum what he can off of anyone he can sucker.

OWB

There’s one soon to be available north of the border…

A Proud Infidel

Keep on looking at all the feedback.

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

BTW….I found a copy of Frank Dux ‘The Secret Man’ at a used book store at the outlandish price of $1.75.
It is the only book you will ever need a shovel, just to get through 😂
It is such outrageous bullshit!
Good laugh though

Just An Old Dog

I’m wondering how he got an OTH and got out as an E-3 L/Cpl.

W2

Dude reminds me of the wrinkle neck scupper trouts that regularly floated down the side when we were moored in Karachi, Pakistan.

A few important points:

It’s more than ironic that you have a felony conviction for arson, yet you want to be a firefighter / first responder.

The silky picture is just plain ghey.

What happened to your other Apple wireless ear bud? You’ve got one in your ear in that sooper bad ass operator photo. Guess that’s how MARSOC communicates, through secrit squirrel wireless bluetooth devices, huh? Dumbass.

Cornholio

What’s he wearing in that third pic, Underoos?

Matt

I went to SOI with this guy…I just remember him being absolutely full of shit. I see my first impressions were correct.