Tara Marie Solem; phony LEO

| February 20, 2018

Chip sends us a link to the story of Tara Marie Solem who needed a discount on her Chick-fil-A meal so badly that she decided to be a Federal law enforcement agent, claiming to employees that she was undercover.

Solem at first tried to convince a drive-thru employee that she was a federal agent but was unsuccessful. She then went inside the restaurant and flashed a silver badge to two managers in a bid to persuade them that she was a federal law enforcement officer.

“She stated that she was undercover and that for them asking her to be in uniform would blow her cover and [possibly] get her killed,” according to the arrest warrant cited by the paper.

Solem also called the fast-food chain’s corporate offices in Atlanta to complain, giving her name as “Agent Solem” before changing her story and claiming to be an agent with the Georgia Bureau of Investigations.

Apparently she wasn’t careful with her language and employees called police. I’m guessing she didn’t get her discount, either.

Category: Dumbass Bullshit

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IDC SARC

I’d hit it.

Dustoff

Im sure/hope you have access to gentamicin.

ChipNASA

Dude,
The only way it would count is if did it rodeo style.

Wearing nothing but a cowboy hat, you get the big Chick-fil-A® Deluxe Spicy Chicken Sandwich in one hand, start waving your cowboy hat in the other, from behind, you lean forward and whisper in her ear, “Your sister does it better”, and then you have to attempt to say on for 8 seconds.”

😲 😀

ChipNASA

“stay”
(way to ruin a joke dickhead)

11B-Mailclerk

Yippie Kai-yay!

SSG Kane

With a stick I hope. And a condom covered stick at that.

Ex-PH2

She looks like she was rode hard and put away soaking wet.

IDC_SARc, as much as I love and respect you, I hope you’d have enough sense to protect yourself from her fleas and other more microscopic critters. Otherwise, I’m getting out the bug spray and the hose.

The Stranger

In addition to that, she looks like she fell out of the Ugly Tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Combat Historian

She looks like Big Sis Napolitano’s daughter, if Big Sis was straight and had one…

sgt. vaarkman 27-48th TFW

She looks stoned

Friend

Okay and whose dick would you use, hopefully not your own😉

Instinct

Bernath’s. He’s not using it anymore.

Atkron

I’m going to go out on a limb, and say she’s gay; so we might not have to worry about her procreating and spreading her stupid via DNA.

2/17 Air Cav

If she’s not now, she will be after a few months in prison.

AW1Ed

Because undercover Federal agents always identify themselves to fast food workers.

Or something.

JBUSMC

Especially when a blown cover could mean imminent death.

Kilo

Who knew business attire could get you killed?

1610desig

Funny as shit…like undercover federal agents don’t get per diem either

Michael

Whoa, whoa, whoa… stop oppressing her. She’s transoccupational.

SSG Kane

And you sir, win the day. I’m not sure what you win, but whatever it is, you win it.

desert

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

Mason

Well played, sir

SSG Kane

People are legitimately selling out their integrity for a 10% at a fast food place?

Must meditate…..ommmmmmmm

OldManchu

But…. it’s chik fil a. It’s hard to come down from the high man…

26Limabeans

That loaf reminds me of a nice marble rye.

OWB

Sure ya are. Uh-huh.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Strap-on Sally has a new friend…

RCAF_CHAIRBORNE

So……does that mean that she was disguised as a trailer trash meth-ho as part of her cover? 🙂

She looks like she can miss a few meals without starving.

Atkron

Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles agree, she should just stick with liquor and dope….but not that shitty mall weed.

The Stranger

Mall weed?

Atkron

Trailer Park Boys reference…it’s a Canadian show that is now on Netflix.

The Stranger

Heard of the show, never watched it though. As far as Canadian shows, I love me some “Murdoch Mysteries” and “Republic of Doyle”.

Yef

Canadian shows?

“Where the Heart is”

chooee lee

Red Green

RCAF_CHAIRBORNE

Love the reference! The Netflix TBP resurrection is only recent. TPB was produced by CBC from 2001-2010ish and aired on Showtime. Those seasons are way better than the Netflix version IMHO.

Azygos

RCAF

She is the religious type. She goes to a Crystal Methodist Church.

Green Thumb

If only Phildo had a daughter….

Ex-PH2

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Holy Hannah, what a pic. Looks like she has a real “Solem” expression on her face.

Atkron

Gollum

AW1Ed

Sodom.

Yef

Nah. She looks like Scarlett Johansson after an anti Trump rally.

A Proud Infidel®ü

That’s at least some 22K STUPID!!!

Carlton G. Long

Is this a new story? I’d swear I saw this a few months ago…maybe this is just another sad copycat.

2/17 Air Cav

The indictment is brand spanking new, which resurrected the story of her stupidity.

Carlton G. Long

Oh, ok…so I haven’t completely lost my mind.

Bobo

By telling you that I’m a federal agent working undercover could cost me my life, but it’s worth that 10% discount on a $7 order.

Yef

After observing her face in that picture for 20 minutes, my conclusion is 76% chance of being gay. Plus minus 2.5%.

SFC D

It’s ok Yef. Don’t ask don’t tell was repealed.

Messkit

Why would anyone name their son, Tara Marie?

Ret_25X

wow…if you need a discount at chik-fil-a perhaps you need to go home for lunch…

E4 Mafia For Life

I wonder if she wears an FBI/ATF/EPA/DEA/Secret Service/ICE/DPT of Agriculture/DHS hat and has a pleather motorcycle vest, a bulldog to match her face, a vespa scooter and tinted shop glasses.
Does she have a FarceBook page and a for-profit charity?

HMC Ret

I’m thinking she’s a few fries short of a happy meal. Oh, that and she’s freaking nuts.

Veritas Omnia Vincit

This is your brain on drugs….and your face, sadly.