Tara Marie Solem; phony LEO
Chip sends us a link to the story of Tara Marie Solem who needed a discount on her Chick-fil-A meal so badly that she decided to be a Federal law enforcement agent, claiming to employees that she was undercover.
Solem at first tried to convince a drive-thru employee that she was a federal agent but was unsuccessful. She then went inside the restaurant and flashed a silver badge to two managers in a bid to persuade them that she was a federal law enforcement officer.
“She stated that she was undercover and that for them asking her to be in uniform would blow her cover and [possibly] get her killed,” according to the arrest warrant cited by the paper.
Solem also called the fast-food chain’s corporate offices in Atlanta to complain, giving her name as “Agent Solem” before changing her story and claiming to be an agent with the Georgia Bureau of Investigations.
Apparently she wasn’t careful with her language and employees called police. I’m guessing she didn’t get her discount, either.
Category: Dumbass Bullshit
I’d hit it.
Im sure/hope you have access to gentamicin.
Dude,
The only way it would count is if did it rodeo style.
Wearing nothing but a cowboy hat, you get the big Chick-fil-A® Deluxe Spicy Chicken Sandwich in one hand, start waving your cowboy hat in the other, from behind, you lean forward and whisper in her ear, “Your sister does it better”, and then you have to attempt to say on for 8 seconds.”
😲 😀
“stay”
(way to ruin a joke dickhead)
Yippie Kai-yay!
With a stick I hope. And a condom covered stick at that.
She looks like she was rode hard and put away soaking wet.
IDC_SARc, as much as I love and respect you, I hope you’d have enough sense to protect yourself from her fleas and other more microscopic critters. Otherwise, I’m getting out the bug spray and the hose.
In addition to that, she looks like she fell out of the Ugly Tree and hit every branch on the way down.
She looks like Big Sis Napolitano’s daughter, if Big Sis was straight and had one…
She looks stoned
Okay and whose dick would you use, hopefully not your own😉
Bernath’s. He’s not using it anymore.
I’m going to go out on a limb, and say she’s gay; so we might not have to worry about her procreating and spreading her stupid via DNA.
If she’s not now, she will be after a few months in prison.
Because undercover Federal agents always identify themselves to fast food workers.
Or something.
Especially when a blown cover could mean imminent death.
Who knew business attire could get you killed?
Funny as shit…like undercover federal agents don’t get per diem either
Whoa, whoa, whoa… stop oppressing her. She’s transoccupational.
And you sir, win the day. I’m not sure what you win, but whatever it is, you win it.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
Well played, sir
People are legitimately selling out their integrity for a 10% at a fast food place?
Must meditate…..ommmmmmmm
But…. it’s chik fil a. It’s hard to come down from the high man…
That loaf reminds me of a nice marble rye.
Sure ya are. Uh-huh.
Strap-on Sally has a new friend…
So……does that mean that she was disguised as a trailer trash meth-ho as part of her cover? 🙂
She looks like she can miss a few meals without starving.
Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles agree, she should just stick with liquor and dope….but not that shitty mall weed.
Mall weed?
Trailer Park Boys reference…it’s a Canadian show that is now on Netflix.
Heard of the show, never watched it though. As far as Canadian shows, I love me some “Murdoch Mysteries” and “Republic of Doyle”.
Canadian shows?
“Where the Heart is”
Red Green
Love the reference! The Netflix TBP resurrection is only recent. TPB was produced by CBC from 2001-2010ish and aired on Showtime. Those seasons are way better than the Netflix version IMHO.
RCAF
She is the religious type. She goes to a Crystal Methodist Church.
If only Phildo had a daughter….
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
Holy Hannah, what a pic. Looks like she has a real “Solem” expression on her face.
Gollum
Sodom.
Nah. She looks like Scarlett Johansson after an anti Trump rally.
That’s at least some 22K STUPID!!!
Is this a new story? I’d swear I saw this a few months ago…maybe this is just another sad copycat.
The indictment is brand spanking new, which resurrected the story of her stupidity.
Oh, ok…so I haven’t completely lost my mind.
By telling you that I’m a federal agent working undercover could cost me my life, but it’s worth that 10% discount on a $7 order.
After observing her face in that picture for 20 minutes, my conclusion is 76% chance of being gay. Plus minus 2.5%.
It’s ok Yef. Don’t ask don’t tell was repealed.
Why would anyone name their son, Tara Marie?
wow…if you need a discount at chik-fil-a perhaps you need to go home for lunch…
I wonder if she wears an FBI/ATF/EPA/DEA/Secret Service/ICE/DPT of Agriculture/DHS hat and has a pleather motorcycle vest, a bulldog to match her face, a vespa scooter and tinted shop glasses.
Does she have a FarceBook page and a for-profit charity?
I’m thinking she’s a few fries short of a happy meal. Oh, that and she’s freaking nuts.
This is your brain on drugs….and your face, sadly.