Johnny Wayne Agee impersonates secret service, goes to jail
According to the Herald Bulletin, the guy, Johnny Wayne Agee had a disagreement with an official of a local hospital over a medical procedure and decided that he would threaten the fellow by posting a picture of himself with a gun on Twitter. The hospital’s officer got a restraining order against the crackpot, but that didn’t deter him.
After receiving the order, Agee took to Twitter again to post numerous times that he was immune from prosecution because of his position as a special agent.
A deputy on the case informed Magistrate Kevin Eads, who signed the protective order, that Agee allegedly threatened to go home to get his gun and shoot up the Madison County Government Building, according to the affidavit. This happened while Agee was in the presence of Eads, with his back turned to the magistrate.
Agee also tweeted from the same account about Eads, saying in part, “ya can’t touch me ya #snowflake #(expletive) your nothing to me.”
Yeah, he claimed that he was special agent in Vice President Pence’s security detail.
So he was arrested on Friday and he’s still a-moldering in the local county lock-up. He looks kind of felonious, it’s a wonder he wasn’t locked up just based on his appearance.
Category: Dumbass Bullshit
Ima just leave this here. His about, is, well…
https://www.facebook.com/johnny.agee.5
Wow…I think I am a little dumber after reading that…
The Facebook page is scrubbed clean; anyone got a screenshot?
The Facebook page is scrubbed clean; anyone got a screenshot?
Oh shit. That was fucked up. I just went and double checked all the house locks, the sleeping children, and the 5 rounds of ammo in my 12 ga. “shockwave” MOSSBERG.
Whew.. I need to chill a bit after that before I go to sleep.
More fucked up than an Apache Ejection Seat.
I was walking through the Hangar Bay on the way to the FWD mess decks on CV-67 one day; and my friend looked over at one of the Helos, and wondered allowed why they don’t have ejection seats like our Hornets.
I stared at him for a full minute before he caught on.
There have been several helicopters with ejection seats (American and Russian)
Most involve explosively severing the rotor blades as part of the ejection sequence.
Probably too complicated for widespread adoption.
Here is an example from the Sikorsky S-72 Research Helicopter at minute 1:45.
Should have pointed out that this example is more a parachute extraction system as in the Yankee Extraction System on the
A-1 Skyraider Attack Plane than a true ejection seat.
A rocket and lanyard pull the crewmember out of the seat in the aircraft and deploy the parachute.
Ejcetion… Extraction..
It’s all the same to Bradley Manning as long as some attention is involved.
The guys riding in the back don’t like it when the crew can eject on them.
I get the feeling that he was quite familiar with the inside of the hoosegow already…
I’d lay good money or a case of Shiner Bock:
That he has, at some time in the past, been reported for abnormal behavior but it has been disregarded by those in authority.
That he has, at some time in the past, had a run-in with some LEO, but some DA/judge has let him have another chance to turn his life around.
That if he had been properly processed in the past, he should never be able to legally possess a firearm.
That, good sir, is known, in general terms as a “SUCKER BET.” lol.
😀
Well, can’t say I didn’t try. I’ll take a free case of Shiner Bock any time.
Maybe go pick it up at the brewery itself? 🙂
Roadtrip Beer Run!
Oh, yeah.
If you go, check out the folks across the street at Ranch Hand. Last I saw, their entire lobby was decorated with hundreds of samples of different kinds of barbed wire.
Is it only us Texans who get excited about different kinds of bob-wire? Surely some of the Great Plains states have samples of the different kinds over the years…
I’m sure they do… it was just kind of cool to walk in and see so MANY different styles and types. Who knew. Never gave it much thought, barbed wire was just barbed wire.
There are barbed wire museums located in McLean,TX, DeKalb,IL, and LaCrosse,KS.
The Devil’s Rope is an appropriate nick-name.
I thought there must be others around. It is fascinating to see the variations bob-wire has had over the years.
He looks stupid. Just looking at his face makes my IQ drop 10 points. Stupid is as Stupid does!
Those eyes. That happens when the drugs are gone.
Or maybe after ingesting/inhaling/smoking some REALLY good sh!t. (smile)
Seriously: I was thinking more along the lines of “lights on, nobody home”. But you might be right.
He’s more ate up than a dick sandwich at a gay pride rally.
He’s more ate up than Monica Lewinsky at the moment Bill Clinton says “get her out of here I have to get to work…”
If SlErManCoith had a polyp removed it would look like this.
He’s tweaking hard.
Meth much?
In years gone by, back home in Indiana (that’s where this story takes place) there was a $100.00 bounty for turning nutjobs like him into the State Insane Asylum up in Westville.
Just another perk that has went the way of the dodo.
I’ll give him some credit for not trying to say he guarded the President and making his tale more credible.
He has that Bernathian look. Maybe he will get his meds titrated in local lockup.
Not to go all fashionista, but what is Agee wearing? It’s like some Darth Vader cloaking device…
That is a prison suicide gown. We call them turtle suits at my jail. When someone is already wearing that for their intake photo, yeah gonna be a lot of pepper spray in their near future.
Nah… it’s EOD gear silly. 🙂
Which only confirms my first impression of little Johnny.
Batshit crazy, restraining order on file, making criminal threats. Bet if he wanted to get a gun, he’d have no problem.
But lets pass more gun laws, that’ll fix things.
Nah, the Trunkside Gun Shop, which usually operates in a back alley after sunset, is very diligent about insuring its customers are mentally stable and pass a stringent background check.
He’ll be out in 10 days or less. Then he can go threaten other people. Some day, someone will get tired of his threats and most likely just ventilate his clothing, and he’ll get a pity party paraded.
Well, they let that psycho out on bail in Tehama County Superior Court after he assaulted a woman with a knife, and he only shot, killed and wounded about a dozen people in seven different locations in Northern California. The only thing saving dozens of kids at the grade school he attacked was they locked the building down so he couldn’t get in. Otherwise, he would have pulled an Adam Lanza.
Trick or treat?
If I were to impersonate a secret service agent, I would do it in Bogata, Columbia
Those shenanigans took place in Cartagena, not Bogata. But I can still dig what you are saying.
Oh yeah, that’s another one where the wheel’s still turning but the hamster is dead. Hooooboy, that one’s what we used to call good’n crazy. You didn’t engage them in the back of the ambulance, and sat behind them instead of right beside them so they couldn’t get ahold of you. After I had a nutjob bite me through my shirt and break the skin I decided if they wanted to bust out of a moving vehicle in city traffic, Darwin would take care of the rest, and this guy has the same look in his eye that crazy bitch that bit me did.
Honest question: You couldn’t strap them down good & tight on the backboard/gurney?
I don’t know what the laws are in your AO, but I think we could get away with claiming the patient refused treatment if we couldn’t get them secured before transport. Of course, I’m about 30 years out of certification, too, and things may have changed.
The one who bit me started out as pretty normal, right up until we started moving then it was off to the f-ing rodeo. We could restrain them, but that could get dangerous in the back with just one. Three inch tape works pretty good if you catch them by surprise.
Gotcha.
I’ve experience my share of those whom I thought were normal until something triggered them and it was katie-bar-the-door.
One of those I dropped off in the ladies room of the downtown Houston Police Station and hit the door running. The desk clerk was not happy with me.
There’s all sorts of crazy in them eyeballs.
How much meth has been coursing through this guy’s veins?
The secret service would have to seriously lower their standards for anyone to believe this assclown might be an agent.
His last name strikes a little too close to home for my liking. I hope he is not a descendant of Mathieu Agee (1670-1735…a proud French Hugenot who came to the new world)