Roberto Isaac McKittrick; phony SEAL
Our partners at Military Phonies send us their work on this fellow Roberto McKittrick. He claims to be a SEAL from BUD/S class 234. From what I was told by some old Vietnam-era SEALs, the silver Tridents were only used briefly and they designated enlisted SEALs, but that was decades ago, when they had to buy their own Tridents.
Anyway, that’s what I was told during another investigation.
But, Mr McKittrick announces on Facebook that he’s off to Syria;
Until he gets shot in Ramadi, and sent to a hospital in Milwaukee – I guess all fake war casualties go there.
The upshot is that the Navy says “Who?”
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
Of course it’s class 234, because that was the class in the documentary from back in the early 2000’s.
Little moon faced fucker found that silver Trident while riding to school on the short bus. He can wear it while he’s playing paintball and pretending to be a bad ass.
Oh, and Cocksucker!
(where’s OS2 nowdays?)
Oh, if only he’d stayed in Syria… he coulda been a hot dog vendor!
“Wish me luck in Syria!”
“When are you coming back?”
“Can’t tell you. That’s classified.”
Not to mention no one gets their Trident at BUD/S graduation. It’s at least another six months with the Teams and multiple schools to pass before the CO grants that permission.
Is he from Florida??. Was at the Golden Corral last nite for the Vets day meal, so while sitting there scarfing down the bennies, I got a glimpse of someone passing by with a cap that said Seal on the front and I saw a flash of what looked like the Seal trident and possibly Navy to the left of the Seal lettering. I was going to go over and talk to the man but forgot about it. He was really up there in age so maybe a Viet Vet?
Jeff LPH 3, 63-66,
Looks as if Roberto is from Wisconson:
http://wuwm.com/post/advocates-poor-fear-wisconsin-food-stamp-rules-will-make-benefits-harder-obtain#stream/0
http://atlaspublicrecords.com/name/roberto-i-mckittrick/milwaukee-wi/aedd797b717fc2f0cfca
That’s nothing.
Fox news was saying Monday that there are 40k homeless veterans in the US.
I was like, what?
Why do reporters keep falling for the bum with the veteran sign asking for mo’money?
Fake news is not the monopoly of CNN (clueless news network)
The Facebook Netizen that he’s in a relationship with has public posting activated, some posts with Roberto Isaac McKittrick, Phony Navy SEAL, phony Sailor, Google Hit, responses.
CLAW to the courtesy phone please for a Scrabble alert.
Dufus is in a relationship with “Darrladahlilla Moffatt”. Can’t wait to see what kind of score this one gets.
“Darrladahlilla Moffatt” scores a 34 according to the TAH Name Scrabble (Home Version) Decoder Scrambler.
I shackle Delta, Uniform, Mike, Bravo, Alpha, Sierra, Sierra.
((Over))
The first I shackle was for all the modern military.
But for those few out there who are really old geezers, this shackle may be more appropriate:
Roberto Isaac McKittrick (scores a 40 in Name Scrabble) is a Dog, Uncle, Mike, Baker, Able, Sugar, Sugar.
((Over))
Hmm. Surprised that Darrladahlilla didn’t score high.
Is there anyone around that used the old code? I even learned the new one.
I mostly posted the old code as a memory to Sam (Where The Tall Corn Grows) Naomi.
May he Rest In Peace.
Married her after having a child. she must have been pretty hard up to screw him. Her Facebook page is closed. Nothing to track this shit bird from his page.
At least he’s not an OS or ABH shitting on perfectly good (and not-so-good) service…he’s got that much going for him.
Roberto Issac McKittrick you’re still nothing more than a tick turd.
DOUGHNUT-GUZZLING DINGLEBERRY!
DINGLEBERRIES can be a real pain in the butt when wiped.
C’mon, you’re shitting me
How are you doing these days?
Keeping busy?
Well, thank you for asking and I’m keeping quite busy ….expelling remnants of the cell block chili cook off ….however that butt bandit Julio ripped one of my roids while my life support system was choking on a towel in the prison shower…a nice throbbing purple roid I was rather proud of…nearly bled out…
Queef.
“…Until he gets shot in Ramadi, and sent to a hospital in Milwaukee…”
Is he convalescing at the Cunningham residence, with the Fonz dropping in periodically to make sure little Roberto is all comfy and everything ?
Maybe he can make like Chuck Cunningham…
He just may end up like Shortcake, living in a trailer park until evicted, then dying broke and drunk.
Or living in a van down by the river.
Ass Clown.
“Ramadi” is what all the cool kids are calling their buttocks nowadays.
Wonders if he knows how to do the “Lazy Ramadi”; everybody deployed there knows how to do it…
He’s a sooper seekrit skwirrl butt sniper!
Cocksucking assclown!
Seal pup.
That looks like a hospital selfie. You can’t see his right arm – ’cause it’s taking the picture. I wonder how many of those he had to take to make it look just right.
“got shot in Ramadi” was code for gave a bunch of bubba’s a ride on the train I was pulling and now I have “rectal trauma”.
It’s a platinum trident. He’s a SEA-Lion. There’s a minimum weight requirement you have to meet. They have a hell of a time trying to reach neutral buoyancy though. They can only deploy from a modified boomer submarine.
Grow the top of that melon and he can be a body double for Kim da Fatty cheese disposal machine.
This is so funny. Silver Trident, eh? Had a young gutter repair guy come by this summer and he saw my Navy garden flag in the back. He told me he was in the Navy for 5 years and got out as an IC2. But the best part was that he said he went to BUD/S and got injured (and dropped from BUD/S), in a static line jump – in Phase 1. Yes, Phase 1. And he jumped in “gale-force winds” on to Coronado! And the Navy SEALs awarded him the Silver Trident! Well, I was in the Navy back in the late 60s. What he soon found out was that my son recently retired from the Navy after 27 years, the last 23 as a SEAL. And he was a BUD/s instructor in the late 90s. So, I do know enough about the SEALS to sniff out the phonies. I confronted him about this (after he completed the work, natch) and he couldn’t beat feet fast enough out of here. This about the 6th or 7th phony I’ve met and they all skulk away. I’m keeping an eye on another one that I may submit here for national recognition. A local schoolteacher.
Keep us posted, I can’t wait to hear the outcome!!!
Silver trident on his Chairman Mao Comemmerative Uniform, yeh that’s legit. Fucking POS.
It looks like the Army SF/Ranger POSers are really falling behind in the POSer competition. It is starting to look like the Navy POSers are ahead by a factor of at least three or four to one.
Bigtime. It’s humiliating.
I may have one to add to the TAC/P posers soon…
Shave his head, put him in a Rent-a-fuzz uniform and call him “Blobfish Junior”!
Another Glory Hole Commando
Lol, typical Milwaukee leech, sucking off the gov’t.
This little puppy responded to my facebook message to him. He has to be mentally challenged, based on the shit he spewed to me. If anyone had any doubt about his being a phony, his response of “You would need to go to the Department of Defense with the president’s permission, to get my record”, sewed it all up. He is as worthless as a screen door on a submarine.
As to your last sentence….Hence his moving to Florida to take a new position with All-Points Logistics.
Roberto McKittrick occasionally hits me with a facebook message, running his cockholster, saying nothing, not even to deny or defend his phony claims. I have told him that he is Gooooooooooooogle famous now.
Famous, notorious.
Same-same in his case.
I Roberto Isaac McKittrick do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies foreign and domestic and I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same that I will obey the orders of the president of United States and any other orders of those officers appointed over me according to uniform code of military Justice that take this obligation freely without mental or further reservations I will well and Faithfully discharge the office my duties help me God
“help me God”
You got that correct.
Give it up, sportwagon.
You never served. Period.
Go find a new hobby, something that keeps you off the streets.
Getting kicked off Food Stamps.
Nothing a phony SEAL can’t handle, I’m sure.
18. On food stamps. No job. No prospects. Lies a lot.
Sure, he has a bright future.
He should just reenlist and go back to being a SEAL. Jeez, it’s not that hard. Just do a few push ups and some jumping jacks to work of some of that fat, and he’s good to go.