Joe Hernandez; Oregon security dude

| October 26, 2017

A couple of people have asked us about this fellow, Joe Hernandez of Eugene, Oregon where he has worked for a couple of years as a security guard. According to these radio hosts in the area, Joe has been suspended from his duties and the local sheriff’s department is conducting an investigation into his activities. I can’t find a trace of him on the internet, so he might not be involved in security work these days.

Someone who knows him asked us to look into his military background because Joe made comments to him about being a “highly decorated” soldier. Yeah, he’s highly decorated, alright. He has the Army Service Ribbon and an Expert Marksmanship Badge with a Rifle and a Grenade after five months of service in the Army;

I’m not saying this is stolen valor because I can’t find evidence that I can show you that he made claims to be something that he’s not, but obviously, there’s a public good in publishing his records.

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Thunderstixx

He’s got that thousand yard stare down pat !!!!!

Claw

The picture of him with a Porta-Potty in the background is totally appropriate.

Carpenter/Bricklayer in a Reserve Engineer outfit in Louisiana, even made PFC while there.

Thought he’d give active duty a whirl, went to 11B OSUT. Got orders for HHC, 1/502, 101st Airborne at Campbell, probably ended up being the Company R&U (Repairs and Utilities) helper after showing that he couldn’t cut the mustard as a line doggie, got busted down to PV1 and kicked to the curb.

But he did shoot expert with a Refile, so he’s got that going for him.

Dumbass.

Claw

Oops, Engineer outfit in Iowa, not Louisiana.

Mea Culpa

OldSoldier54

Yeah, I was wondering what kind of bullet-launcher a refile was.

This guy sounds like a real class act.

Roh-Dog

R&U… best. garrison. job. ever.
As long as you can deal with all of the ‘retired Sergeants Major’ and all the ‘SF guys’ at DPW.

Yef

Oh pleez. Everyone in HHC shoots expert.
You know that to qual you get 3 mags, one with 20 and two with 10 rounds?
Well, I have heard stories that a certain HHC gave three 30-rounds mags to certain dudes to qual.

I wasn’t there, don’t know if it is really true.
But if it did happen, and I suspect it did because certain characters in there where kind of shady, then this was a violation of everything we stand for in the Army.

It still makes me angry.

Mason

Story my dad tells of being a clerk 70-72, the colonel would notify him that he was due to re-qual, and wouldn’t you know it he just shot expert. Update the records to reflect that and give yourself expert too.

Mick

C’mon guys. He’s wearing one of those desert tan ‘operator’ shemaghs around his neck in the photo above, so whatever he’s getting up to, he’s totally legit.

And that bowler hat is rather snazzy, too.

David

I thought he was playing dress-up for a “Young Guns” reenactment

Forest Green

He’s a “Howl’n Commando”. Just call him Dum Dum.

just some feller

Odd Job.

Aussiepusser

Random task

11B-Mailclerk

Looks more like one of the Droogs from A Clockwork Orange.

Chackmate

He’s a fake and compulsive liar. He’s no good and he’s a very manipulative man. I’m glad he’s no longer in service this is not a man i would trust with my life, he’s a coward.

Yef

Ha. He is going for the Wonder Woman’s sidekick look.
He probably have a hard-on for Gal Gadot. The difference being that she served far longer for the IDF than this dude did for the Army.

Mason

“He probably have a hard-on for Gal Gadot”

Who doesn’t?

AnotherPat

Wow.

If you go to the site listed below and scroll down on the site, you will see numerous reports on him.

He claims he has anger issues because of his Military service.

Another one who refuses to take responsibilty for his own actions and blames an institution/others for his problems:

belovfestival-nightmare.blogspot.com/?m=1ed-

AnotherPat

http://beloved-festival-nightmare.blogspot.com/?m=1

Hopefully this works as well with the audio from the radio as well as all the documents pertaining to Hernadez that are posted on this site.

1610desig

I have anger issues too about his military service…he didn’t do shit

Graybeard

I wonder if Joe Hernandez is attempting to channel Bat Masterson with that derby?

Another perpetual victim. Pobrecito.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

@Graybeard;
Maybe he is a time traveler/Dr Who and Bat gave him his hat before he retired and went into newspaper sports writing. I thought I saw him around 15 years ago on the corner of Broadway and Anne St. (Manhattan) wearing that hat and working a three card monte game.

Graybeard

SNERK

Combat Historian

Expert Badge for refile and grenade = Decorated

Expert Badge for refile and grenade PLUS an ASR = Highly Decorated !!!

Guard Bum

What a cum bubble. Sounds like this guy is trying to make up for some “inadequacies”.

Ex-PH2

He’s great with hats, isn’t he? I’ll bet he’s got one of those ‘all hat-no steers’ hats, too. Was he at a Sherlock Holmes fest?

This just gets silly at some point.

Carlton G. Long

Mr Fuji wants his hat back

propsguy

WOW MR Fuji and Professor Tanaka, the original tag team heels. What a blast from the past.

NHSparky

Don’t forget Oddjob.

A Proud Infidel®™

Ooh, he sports the ASR which is also known as the Expert Floor Buffer Operator Ribbon!

Jonp

I got one of those. Came with a can of Johnsons Floor Wax, Zippo and a toilet seat cover

The Stranger

Love that hat! He gets points for originality…no mere doo-rag or beret for this Magnificent Fellow!

Mark Lauer

Looks like he’s into “Steam Punk”.

Ret_25X

or “steaming spunk”….

RM3(SS)

Whew. That was hard to read. Ole Gypsy and her son Nevosbold or something were “emotionally damaged” but money would make it better.
On the other hand, he’s a definite shitheel who likes to impersonate law enforcement.
I sense an underlying mutual attraction, wonder when the hook-up will happen.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Was going to say hats off to this guy but he turned out to be a zero.

Green Thumb

I bet dude could secure some balls……

A Proud Infidel®™

I wonder if this atomic knob vacuum of a steamy turd gremlin will spout off any more?

Jonp

Thousand Yard Stare, Shemagh and topping it off with the Tactical Bowler?

You are not worthy to question this heart breaker and life taker