Miguel “Michelle” Martinez in your restroom

| October 20, 2017

Mick sends us a link to Fox News which reports on this fellow Miguel Martinez, who disguises himself as a woman named “Michelle”. According to the article, he used his disguise to get an underage girl into a bathroom in Casper, Wyoming;

Michelle Martinez, who was known as Miguel Martinez before identifying as female, was found guilty of first-degree and second-degree sexual abuse of a minor and could face up to 70 years in prison.

The Billings Gazette reports Martinez, who is a family friend, invited the girl into the bathroom on March 23, and touched her breasts and genitalia before penetrating her. The girl told her mother immediately after the assault who then reported it to Casper Police.

I would warn folks about going to the link, because there’s a really creepy picture of Miguel there. Obviously, he’d not transgender, he’s just a creep in a disguise – which has worried parents since this whole discussion about restroom usage began.

When police initially questioned Martinez about the assault Martinez became “noticeably hostile and defensive” and said the girl was “talking crap” before denying being a child molester. Martinez also called the accusations a “publicity stunt,” the Tribune reported.

Well, there are no little girls where Miguel is going.

Category: Dumbass Bullshit

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ChipNASA

He’s going to be Bubba and Thor’s little darling baby girl in the joint.

A Proud Infidel®™

Better. Off. Dead. I hope that he “accidentally” gets left alone in an area chock full of lifers once he’s in prison.

Cowpill

His bung hole is in jeopardy that is for sure.

Daniel Bernath’s Bunghole

It’s fun at first but hurts in the end

Graybeard

But… but… but…
We were told by Those Who Know Better that this would not happen!
/s

This perv needs to be shot in the ‘nads with a load of #9, repeatedly.

Mick

Yup.

Those Who Know Better said that it was all simply about ‘diversity’, ‘inclusiveness’, and ‘tolerance’.

And they assured us over and over again that no perverts were ever going to play dress-up in order to get access to little girls in the restroom.

Yeah; sure thing, Libotards.

Ethan

Um…this happened in a private home. No “bathroom law” would have prevented it, and the laws which are already on the books will be more than sufficient to put this individual away for a very long time.

Dave Hardin

“Obviously, he’d not transgender, he’s just a creep in a disguise”

Holy shit…they have gotten to Jonn. Snap out of it Jonny, If a wacko hides his willy, puts on a wig and some lipstick, lets just go with “creep in disguise”.

If he rapes an underage girl…they are a violent sexual predator.

See, thats why I never fell out of perfectly good aircraft…their minds start to drift.

Ex-PH2

…never saw this coming. Nope. Not once.

Oh! Look! Ponies!

Graybeard

Unicorns! Unicorns everywhere!

Old Trooper

Don’t forget they’re farting skittle!!

Wilted Willy

He will really be riding the bologna pony where he is going!

A Proud Infidel®™

I hope Bubba, Thor, Julio and “Tiny” test ride him DRY before they auction him off to the rest of the cell block!

1610desig

“It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again”. This dude would be perfectly normal and accepted in Jackson Hole, the rest of Wyoming not so much…surprised he wasn’t dragged behind a pickup truck, then again from the look of that face maybe he was….

SFC D

Yet another reason I didn’t return to the Jackson Hole area when I retired. Liberal assholes have destroyed the entire county and blown real estate prices out of reach for anyone of normal means. Cocksuckers.

NHSparky

Cody, OTOH, is still pretty reasonable.

QMC

Little things like this is why North Carolina had HB2 implemented.

akpual

Yep

Ethan

Nope. HB2 says nothing about bathrooms in private homes (which is where this atrocity occurred), and the laws in NC and every other state are already more than sufficient to ensure that the offender gets what’s coming to him.

Skyjumper

HOLY CHIT!!

That is one bone sucking ugly guy!

Guard Bum

Ugly dude transitions to uglier chick with a dick…poor guy can’t catch a break.

Transitioning from a male to a lesbian child molester must be rough. Lets hope he gets a few decades to sort it all out.

Thunderstixx

Wyoming ???
Oh this moron’s ass is truly gonna be getting a real workout !!!
Them cowboys don’t mess around for sure !!!
Talk about getting your tit in a wringer !!!!!!!

Bill M

That ain’t all he’s got that’s gonna get in a wringer.

Ex-PH2

Aren’t there parts of Wyoming and Montana where nobody ever goes? Hungry wolfpacks, too, as I understand it. All sorts of scavenger species, and it’s the mating season for bulls of all kinds, including elk, moose and deer.

And winter is a-comin’ in…. just thinking out loud here.

CCO

That sounds barbaric—and fitting.

CCO

Add a cement block somewhere in the mix; say about the weight of that girl.

CCO

Wait, cement breaks; better make it a busted head out of an old Chevy.

Ex-PH2

Just turn an adult male wild turkey loose on him and see if there’s anything left.

Green Thumb

This dude needs some high voltage.

Fyrfighter

Eventually GT.. better to start with a very low voltage and a rheostat

D