Anthony Spositi; phony Marine
Our partners at Military Phonies send us thier work on this Anthony Spositi fellow who thinks that it’s perfectly legitimate to wear his MARPATs to his wedding. Well as if you can’t guess, the Marine Corps responds to a FOIA request with “Who?”
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
I see no insignia or badges.
I don’t see any statement from him about service.
Can’t these be bought anywhere?
You know .. like a 82nd hat?
Me thinks you are correct and this may just be some dumbass wearing his Sunday finest. I didn’t see an above the pocket patch saying MARINES. But the dead giveaway is there are no road guards or someone to count Cadence in the photo.
“he brags to the locals that he earned two Purple Hearts from two different deployments to combat in the Marines.”
I love the goatee, the way the boots are bloused and……are they Walmart boots? But his military bearing says it all.
Cocksucker.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
As if any real Marine wouldn’t be in Blues at his/her own wedding if they were going to wear a uniform.
Between this asshat and the anorexic Ace Hardware mannequin in the ill fitting Dress Blues, you would think that at least one person at these weddings would stand up and shout “What the fuck is this bullshit!!!?” The father of the bride, the preacher, a second cousin or the church janitor would know in a second that “something doesn’t seem right” with this situation. I know that most girls grow up fantasizing about their wedding day, and I can’t imagine the bride spending a few grand on a wedding dress standing next to an idiot in what is essentially the military version of a t-shirt and jeans. “Gee, Anthony, I really love, but this is my special day, so how about bringing out the Dress Blues so that our wedding announcement in the local Pennysaver will not subject me to the ridicule and scorn of the town?”
Probably the funniest response in the history of this website.
Two phony Marines already today. Not bad.
There have been way too many phony SEALs around here lately, so it’s nice to see that the phony Marines are upping their game and getting back into the competition.
The USMC leads the way!
Ooragh.
I thought it was OOOOGGGAAHHHHH
*Sigh*
This is him.
He was arrested in Florida in 2014 for Grand Theft:
https://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Anthony_Spositi_16841416/
He is also pictured in his Twitter account wearing a T-Shirt that has “U.S. Marine Corps, Combatant Diver School, Panama City, Florida.”
https://twitter.com/antspositi
He was initially a registerd voter in Florida (now inactive) with a mailing address of Mullica Hill NJ.
I’m sure it’s only a matter of time until he once again becomes the “property” of Bubba & Thor before becoming “Mr.Tiny”‘s prison bride.
He’s going to wear orange to that ceremony…
“He is also pictured in his Twitter account wearing a T-Shirt that has “U.S. Marine Corps, Combatant Diver School, Panama City, Florida.”
It’s also notable that it is not a class shirt from the Combatant Diver Course. Each class typically has shirts done up with a custom design, class number and motto.
He’s wearing a generic MCD shirt that can be bought any number of places.
In that charming wedding photo posted above, it also looks like he’s either sporting a shitty-looking goatee, or he’s acquired some facial tats on his chin. Can’t really tell which, due to the lack of clarity in the photo.
In any case, a shitty-looking goatee and/or facial tats while playing dress-up in a Marine Corps uniform just screams legitimacy.
He’s good to go!
Maybe he fast roped down just in time for the wedding from a specially chartered Osprey after killing Baghdadi (again)…the gut, vagabond felon facial hair, hand tats that charitably reflect “artistic licence” and practiced surly slouch clearly demonstrate him to be one of those rarely observed “off the books” killers…after a quick ceremony and 30 second marriage consummation in full view of a grateful audience, he fast roped back into his Osprey (he’s that good) for more derring do
Lying-assed walking bucket of Chihuahua shit.
Wow. She met him and he saw her desperation. It was a match made in her garage….
Seriously, getting married in jeans and a t-shirt with ‘I’m with Stupid’ would have more dignity.
Hopefully she can get it annulled or get the hell out.
EX- The first version of Earth Angel by the Penguins was, as someone told me, was waxed in a garage. Do not know if this is an urban legend or is true.
Congratulations to the happy couple!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Maybe The Round Ranger was Best Man.
Congratulations Mr And Mrs Anthony Suppository.
Got-DAMN RGR 4-78
!-)
Imagine her surprise when she finds out no Tricare will be forthcoming.
Or a Dependa-Potomous card…
Just saying…
That stance of his should tell her, “he’s not all that into you.”
He is a piece if shit!!! No need to say more
Your a piece of shit Charlie u think your shit don’t stink and that your better then everyone you can go fuck yourself.
Good job reviving a dead thread, “John”.
He also have abandoned several children.
Why did you cover Chelsea’s face in the picture?
Given the Picture, I would assume he is used to cocking hie head to take some cock.
cocksucker.
He looks like he has blown many a wino behind bus stops.
I want that uniform removed.
with fire.
Taint tickler too. Same method.
He sent me this reply to a message I sent him calling him out on it:
There’s a few documents I can show that don’t give away personal info but trust me there is a lawsuit going on for this the document wasn’t even official it wasn’t signed by anyone and anyone can go online and pull that document up edit it and post it.
My family is livid and we are in the progress of filing lawsuits because I’m no phony.
It’s very disrespectful towards me and my family.
And besides the point whoever posted it came up with some bizzar ass shit iv never even said it’s pretty much trying to fuck me
He also sent pics of what appears to be partials of his enlistment papers. I don’t know how to upload them though.
I’m sure it’s an extremely complicated and unusual situation for a veteran to prove he actually served. 🙂
How does one go about proving they were in the military? The armed services don’t just give out some kind of written proof to everybody just because they completed their obligation. Maybe someone on here could enlighten us on this so called “proof of service” thing.
That is a great idea…dunno why no one has ever thought of it before.
He said the same thing to me and sent me probably the same pics. It states he enlisted on 20110920 and the papers were bio metrically signed. Is that even a thing? No hand written signatures anymore? Damn I must be getting old. Anyway, he won’t answer questions like, which company he was in in boot camp, who his drill instructor was or anything like that. Aren’t you Marines able to spout those answers off without given it a thought?
Biometrically signed? He obviously misunderstands that term.
Here’s what I found: Biometric signature is an authentication method that uses the dynamics of a person’s handwritten signature. The pen pressure and duration of the signing process, which is done with a stylus on a touchscreen or digital-based pen tablet, is recorded as an algorithm that is compared against future signatures.
It appears to be used for authenticating signed electronic documents, but they still have to be signed by a living person.
We use digital signatures at my job on Bragg…the only biometric part of the process right now is in the ID Card itself.
He sent me the same message. Along with those documents. he’s going to be an extra kind of stupid POSer. I wonder if he knows how many time the lawsuit threat has been used.
And building a little on your comment from your home page, I wonder if old Tony knows that his head really does looks like a potato infected with Gray Mold (Botryotinia fuckeliana) taking note of the first four letters of the second name./smile
Here’s one of the screen shots;
It’s signed by Major Brandon Outlaw – someone shoudl check the global listing to see if the major exists and how we can get a hold of him. I’m thinking that Spositi may have enlisted on the DEP and then never showed up, seein’s how all he’s showing is enlistment paperwork.
Jonn, there is indeed a Brandon L. Outlaw who came out on the US Army Majors list in May 2011:
https://www.congress.gov/nomination/112th-congress/522
Thank you.
He got kicked out before boot camp because he failed the drug test.
Enlistment papers is no 214
I got a call from some poor woman who says he is threatening her with lawyers for turning him in.
I have never heard of her before. This idiot has been pulling this nonsense for years, everything is always someone else’s fault.
Posers will be posers.
I have the pictures of his paperwork saying he couldn’t get in