Paul Eugene Simono; phony SEAL
The folks at Military Phonies shared their work on this Paul Simono fellow who has been out there pretending to be a SEAL for years. Someone engaged him in a conversation and Simono responded that he was in Bravo Company, Team 5 and that he’d attended some BUD/S class in the next century;
SOCNET folks have been aware of him for about ten years;
The Navy, however, isn’t aware of him at all;
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
Bravo Company? Team 5? Is that related to Echo Company, Team AlphaSixFourOh?
It’s too early for this.
He’s a “double naught” seal, trained by a “sooper seekrit” branch of the gubmint…
I think the best part of his claims is graduating from a BUD/S class that won’t happen for about 70 years or so.
He served on Tech-Com Resistance SEAL Team 5 with Sergeant Kyle Reese (dog tag number DN38416)…
Real eerie look in the pic… like he’s gazing at a buffet line of cockmeat sammiches loaded with man butter.
Yeah.
“I’ll take some Simono in my two-hole.
class 736..Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Well, at least he didn’t claim Class 838. There weren’t any men in that one.
I’m guessing no graduates, either? 😉
Well, some day….
That’s the all female and Xgender class of 2035.
I found the unit. Here he is off camera treating a wounded Army Special Operation Soldier.
Why does no one ever gag right in the demo’s face when that’s done? Or sneeze?
Self control mostly. It does feel quite weird. Sometimes I will sneeze afterwards.
medical battalions are now SOF? Jeebus…who isn’t these days? 🙂
Pig Lab is better.
Goat Lab worked.
But US Army Dude on You Tube is pretty cool.
Thai Hooker lab is the best.
OK, you win.
See Hondo for your prize.
Hondo just sent me a mini Gensing Grafted Ficus from his new florist shop he opened up in Waikiki, just outside of the main gate of Pearl.
You may be lucky and receive a like prize.
Donate my winnings to the USMC Venereal Disease Research Lab.
Paul Eugene Simono the always-been-a-phony?
Paul Eugene Simono is not and never has been a SEAL.
Paul Eugene Simono who claims to be from a class that won’t happen for years yet, so…
Paul Eugene Simono must believe he is from the future.
He looks awfully pleased with himself about something. You have to ask just what IS he holding in his left hand?
The dog finally condescended to a hug with him. His first hug he’s had in ages.
Hey, dingus, welcome to the World of Google. It could have been your friend until you were caught making claims that can easily be disproven. Now you’re a star on Google (and I mean that in a bad way) until the end of time. Come clean and disappear.
I’m so disappointed; one look at his mug, and I was sure he was legit.
He looks like a Guppy than a SEAL
or a “Gulpy” 🙂
Ohhhh Crap…. here we go again it’s raining seals again
LOSER….
enjoy your new found google fame turd
F***Tart Swamp Donkey…..
Fartblossom Simono ain’t no SEAL.
SEAL + Company = LEGIT
GOOGLE it!