Paul Eugene Simono; phony SEAL

| June 13, 2017

The folks at Military Phonies shared their work on this Paul Simono fellow who has been out there pretending to be a SEAL for years. Someone engaged him in a conversation and Simono responded that he was in Bravo Company, Team 5 and that he’d attended some BUD/S class in the next century;

SOCNET folks have been aware of him for about ten years;

The Navy, however, isn’t aware of him at all;

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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Ex-PH2

Bravo Company? Team 5? Is that related to Echo Company, Team AlphaSixFourOh?

It’s too early for this.

HMCS(FMF) ret

He’s a “double naught” seal, trained by a “sooper seekrit” branch of the gubmint…

The Al

I think the best part of his claims is graduating from a BUD/S class that won’t happen for about 70 years or so.

Combat Historian

He served on Tech-Com Resistance SEAL Team 5 with Sergeant Kyle Reese (dog tag number DN38416)…

HMCS(FMF) ret

Real eerie look in the pic… like he’s gazing at a buffet line of cockmeat sammiches loaded with man butter.

Green Thumb

Yeah.

“I’ll take some Simono in my two-hole.

IDC SARC

class 736..Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Ex-PH2

Well, at least he didn’t claim Class 838. There weren’t any men in that one.

mr. sharkman

I’m guessing no graduates, either? 😉

Ex-PH2

Well, some day….

rgr769

That’s the all female and Xgender class of 2035.

The Old Maj

I found the unit. Here he is off camera treating a wounded Army Special Operation Soldier.

Ex-PH2

Why does no one ever gag right in the demo’s face when that’s done? Or sneeze?

The Old Maj

Self control mostly. It does feel quite weird. Sometimes I will sneeze afterwards.

IDC SARC

medical battalions are now SOF? Jeebus…who isn’t these days? 🙂

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Pig Lab is better.

Goat Lab worked.

But US Army Dude on You Tube is pretty cool.

IDC SARC

Thai Hooker lab is the best.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

OK, you win.

See Hondo for your prize.

Hondo just sent me a mini Gensing Grafted Ficus from his new florist shop he opened up in Waikiki, just outside of the main gate of Pearl.

You may be lucky and receive a like prize.

IDC SARC

Donate my winnings to the USMC Venereal Disease Research Lab.

Graybeard

Paul Eugene Simono the always-been-a-phony?

Paul Eugene Simono is not and never has been a SEAL.
Paul Eugene Simono who claims to be from a class that won’t happen for years yet, so…
Paul Eugene Simono must believe he is from the future.

Ex-PH2

He looks awfully pleased with himself about something. You have to ask just what IS he holding in his left hand?

Graybeard

The dog finally condescended to a hug with him. His first hug he’s had in ages.

HMC Ret

Hey, dingus, welcome to the World of Google. It could have been your friend until you were caught making claims that can easily be disproven. Now you’re a star on Google (and I mean that in a bad way) until the end of time. Come clean and disappear.

Atkron

I’m so disappointed; one look at his mug, and I was sure he was legit.

CB Senior

He looks like a Guppy than a SEAL

IDC SARC

or a “Gulpy” 🙂

Skippy

Ohhhh Crap…. here we go again it’s raining seals again
LOSER….
enjoy your new found google fame turd

Toasty Coastie

F***Tart Swamp Donkey…..

Bill M

Fartblossom Simono ain’t no SEAL.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

SEAL + Company = LEGIT

GOOGLE it!