NORK Missile Fizzle
NDtBF is playing brinksmanship again, attempting to launch a medium range ballistic missile today in recognition of the 105th birthday of the late North Korea founder Kim Il Sung, NDtBF’s grandfather. Unfortunately, things didn’t go as planned.
‘North Korean missile fired from the east coast of the country Sunday “blew up almost immediately,” officials said.
Trump did not release a statement on the launch. Defense Secretary Mattis said Trump and his military team “are aware of North Korea’s most recent unsuccessful missile launch. The president has no further comment.”
Deputy National Security Adviser K.T. McFarland on Sunday declined to say whether the U.S. cyber-sabotaged North Korea’s failed missile launch, saying only that it was “a fizzle.”’
Sabotage or not, I’ve been involved in flight test now for, well, a long time. One can learn a lot from failures. On the other hand, had this launch been successful, I believe it would have been shot down.
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it is a holiday, complete with non-workin’ Norkin fireworkin
Have any of pudgy Kim-Cheese’s missiles that did leave the pad ever hit anything other than open ocean?
Hey hey, watch that stuff. I remember a FANG unit bringing their MLRS out to Dugway Proving Ground then hi-fiving when they hit the mountain a few miles in front of them. Hitting water in a big ocean is more difficult.
Yeah, but his latest one barely left the pad before it became yet another Missile Dysfunction.
“yet another Projectile Dysfunction.”
FIFY
Let’s see. The launch team, their families, their teachers, their pets, and their close friends. Who else gets executed?
many new job opportunities.
If they had a few german rocketeers, I would worry
Even so, back in the day, there were a LOT of failures of the German V-1 and V-2 rockets.
That being said, Hitler wasn’t in the habit of lining up his scientists and executing them with ZSU’s.
Problem is, NDTBF only needs one success.
Neighbors, neighbors pets, neighbors families, anyone who ever laid eyes on them.
Rumor has it that NDtBF doesn’t fizzle when he sucks cock.
Dennis Rodman could not be reached for comment.
Neither could Jimmah Cahtah.
I don’t care what happened to that missile after it launched — the important thing is that it WAS launched. If we won’t do something constructive to stop this Maniac, then somebody better — before he accidentally gets it right and a whole lot of innocent people pay a terrible price.
The bad news is that there are multiple generations of NORKS who don’t know alternatives to anything other than what their own imaginations can conjure. It’s like the Progressive Press here on super steroids. Truth is what they agree it should be. Thus, the prospect for insiders putting an end to the mad man aren’t good. I suppose one will have to see his end coming anyway before someone puts Needle Dick out of the world’s misery. And it just may be a Chinerman who gets it done.
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Pretty much anyone younger than 70 in North Korea has grown up being told they are under threat from attack by the US and its puppet states.
They are totally indoctrinated.
In reality the Norks have to use this to rationalize the shortages and third world lifestyle of its population.
They are "at war" and sacrifices have to be made.
Very true, North Korea has been pretty much hermetically sealed since the war from 1950-53 and their Government feeds its populace Orwellian amounts of propaganda that they get from cradle to grave.
Once he gets it figured out and can successfully launch, he only needs to get it right one time. We have to be able to shoot it down every time. I’ve posted this here before so let me do so again. I don’t ‘think’ he will launch against any country. He wants the world to know that he can do so. To him it would be a giant poker chip. If he makes the mistake of actually hitting ANY country, the game plan changes and, IMO, every country capable of doing so will nuke him back to the 12th century, which isn’t far removed from where they are right now, socially and economically. Militarily, they aren’t far from the 21st century. Again, they need to get right just once. I’ll repeat this, also. This guy’s health ‘weighs’ into the equation. If his health goes to heck and he becomes terminal or his DM (he is said to be diabetic) becomes uncontrollable, he might just say the hell with it and start firing off his nukes as fast as they can be built. What will he have to lose? I would really, really like for some with a very good knowledge of psychiatric disorders to give an opinion of this guy’s mental health. A true psychiatrist or psychologist would be even better. I think some/most/all can rightfully refer to him as crazy, but exactly what is his diagnosis? Is he schizophrenic? Bipolar? What? Or is he just an asshole? Anyone with knowledge of psychiatry want to venture an opinion? He better hope if he can successfully get one off the launch pad that his aim is right and he doesn’t by mistake hit anything but water. Water as in far from any country. As in deep ocean water. Imagine the fireworks if he accidentally nukes Russia, China or India? Trump is looking for a reason to take him out of the picture and to be able to do so with the support of the world for the reason/manner in which he does so. Let’s face it, though, some liberals in the… Read more »
He’s a megalomaniac, Chief. He does what he wants to. If you disagree, you are dead meat on a fork. It looks to me like he’s gained back all the weight he lost last year, which means that if he does have diabetes as is rumored, he will only last as long as he can get medicine.
Lest you forget, in March, he had four successful NoDong missiles launched all at the same time. No payloads on board, but that doesn’t mean he’s not trying. If I understand things correctly, this one was supposed to go beyond the range of the previous launchings, to within a few hundred (or less) miles of the Japanese coast.
He’s also had his own brother Kim Jong-Nam, murdered last month by two women using a nerve agent smeared on Jong-Nam’s face.
He probably won’t -launch- his nukes, but he likely will try to -sell- them if money is tight enough, and the transaction seems clandestine.
Don’t be so harsh. I remember a couple of times when my own missle fizzled out immediately after launch. But, I was only an E-2 and I had been in the field for over 14 days before returning to garrison and reaching the launch pad… don’t judge me!
But when we were younger we could re-launch almost immediately, something the Norks seem unable to do…they’re more like a 70 year old man….they need some recovery time to get another loaded and on the pad…
It’s “Rocket Science” for a reason. It takes a lot of brains, which the Norks have, but it also takes experience ( which they don’t have) and Tons of resources ( which they have to scratch and scrap to get) to have a successful nuke program.
Given time the WILL develop a weapon capable of striking a short range target.
I have a very hopeful theory.
Anyone smart enough to work on a program to develop nuclear weapons is smart enough to know the disaster that will happen if they are deployed.
The people who were are in on this launch knew there was a good chance the US would intercept and destroy this missile which just might trigger NDtBF to lose his shit.
Their just might be some extremely brave NORKs who are trying to but time for their country until he is gone.
I feel pretty confident that we somehow “helped” that missile to fail.
I was just looking at some pictures of NDtBF deploying his special ops troops and they were jumping from bi-planes! If that is the best he’s got, I don’t think we have anything to worry about? I’m sure the carrier strike group is not just there for a vacation either? I see an impending strike coming in the next few weeks, what do you guys think? They are also saying a cyber attack brought down his little bottle rocket?