In today’s news from Norkiland….
Following up on yesterday’s news about the USS Carl Vinson strike force being redirected to the Korean peninsula, the news this morning may or may not be grim.
Kim Jong-un is upset that the USNavy is paying a visit to his neighbors to the South. It is ‘outrageous, an act of aggression, etc., etc., etc.’
He’s inviting all the bigwigs available to come for an April parade and another nuke blow demo (his 6th!) to show us that by golly, he’s ready for us! He will definitely impress them with his plywood and cardboard missiles on trucks.
Meanwhile, Norkish coal ships are being turned back by China, which means he won’t get any money from that resource. Syria is, of course, encouraging him because he’s probably Bassad’s biggest source of nuclear possibilities and encouragement.
All the provincial officials are gathering for the proposed parade in Pyongyang, as well as the next nuke test from Punggye-ri.
http://www.cnbc.com/2017/04/11/north-korea-calls-us-aircraft-carrier-dispatch-outrageous.html
Aside from that, if he’s planning another test, it will register on seismic networks set up to detect such things. When/if it happens, the USGS will report it to the media, and the magnitude will afford enough information to determine the approximate yield of the test. Remember, his 2nd and last test last year had a yield of 20 to 30 kilotons, two to three times the yield of the Hiroshima/Nagasaki bombs.
I may make jokes about him, but I still take the fat bastard seriously. He still doesn’t get that no one wants to invade his domain or open the flood gates to the starving North.
So, we still have anti-missile missiles, right? Does he still have any working fighter jets?
And the real question is, of course, this: what if he held a war and nobody came?
Someone has a fanboy page of pics of Fatty Kim da T’ird looking at things such as food and an empty soccer field.
http://kimjongunlookingatthings.com/
Apparently, he likes crispy fried chicken.
Category: North Korea
Crazy women and crazy politicians should never be underestimated in their potential to cause grief.
Word.
Phat boys chicken shyt underlings better OFF phat boy before they all become glass in norkiland!
Of course he likes fried chicken.
It’s his spirit animal.
“Apparently, he likes crispy fried chicken”
He may soon become crispy fried himself.
Of course this comic is always obligatory.
Makes me giggle every time.
http://myfunnymemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Kim-Jong-un-Has-The-Little-Man-Syndrome-In-Comic-By-Phillip-Jackson.jpg
Priceless.
Were his comments about the sudden arrival of 150K Chinese troops on his common border not reported? Or did the LSM ignore that item?
The LSM ignored that part. NDtBF’s reaction to the USNavy heading to South Korea was the only thing reported by LSM – as always.
Supposedly our Pacific Command says the first they heard of it was from the media. I can see us missing a thousand or so folks on alert, but not 15 divisions’ worth.
Sorry Ex, stupid touch screen let me ht report by accident.
No probrem. I send you to outer darkness, too. Make you eat my cooking. You be solly!!
Along with his other good news, NDtBF was presented with this:
http://gcaptain.com/chinese-traders-told-return-north-korean-coal-cargoes/
China is the biggest importer of North Korean Coal, their biggest export, and is getting 2,600,000 tons back as “undeliverable”. I also saw one write up stating that China had moved 150,000 troops to the NK border, but haven’t found anything to substantiate that. Life ain’t easy when you are fat and greasy.
Guess who started shipping coal to china after several years hiatus? Yup, looks like Trump cut quite a deal with China last week
Is he “ronery” like his dear old dad was? Maybe he can ask Arek Baldwim and FAG to hold a fundraiser for him?
Maybe he stiwr angly flom visit by Hans Brix?
Team America! Fuck Yeah!
I did the google-fu on the reports of 150,000 troops sent to the Korean border by the Chinese government, and it may or may not be true. The source I found is an article in an Australian news feed which refers to ‘citizen reports’ (social media) relaying a story originating from Global Times, which has ONLY ONE source for that report, the Yonhap news agency in South Korea.
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/world/kim-jongun-reinforcing-nuclear-threat-to-stay-in-power/news-story/f8f5b9cfe91dc57a8d899e876043204e
The Chinese government itself has not reported or referred to a deployment of that size along the Nork border.
Chosun.com reports that medical and other Chinese units were being deployed to handle refugees from Norkiland.
I take a wait-and-see position on this. Since there was obviously an agreement between Pres. Trump and Pres. Xi which preceded rerouting the strike force to the Korean peninsula, my guess is that if there is anything ‘massing’ on the Nork/China border, the medical and refugee-handling people would be the most likely.
After all, you don’t know what that fat basterd is up to most of the time until he does, other than stuffing himself and looking at things, do you?
Why is it NDtBF reminds me of the little mouse giving the bird in the classic 70’s/80’s shirt captioned, “The Last Act of Defiance”?
Not to be a worry wart, but that little mouse has nukes, and while his missile delivery system is not up to snuff, just sailing one into the LA/Long Beach/San Pedro harbor area and tripping it off would put a major hurt on us. Google the volume of cargo going through there sometime. It’s an unlikely scenario, to be sure, but so it flying airliners into buildings.
Truly, David, I do take the potato seriously, but I’m more concerned that he will aim one at Japan first, just to see what anyone does. This is something that the Japanese do not need to have happen to them. However, I believe he would do it just to show us he can, not that he could get away with it.
And the people who would suffer the most in this are those who are out of sight of tourists and Kim-supporters.
Another photo archive
http://kimjongunlookingatthings.tumblr.com
https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/89f4d4d0-b20a-3db7-97b5-c008ce5cd946/ss_report%3A-north-korea-angers.html
And on a lighter note, the Norks have propaganda folks targeting Chinese tourists, trying to get them to invest in North Korea. The Chinese are complaining of the non-stop marketing. You heard it here first – the new face of war: if the Norks don’t stop, we’ll send in Jehovah’ Witnesses, Amway peddlers, and Girl Scouts in cookie season and blow ’em out of the water!
I am somehow reminded of the opening of the Sally Field movie (the one where her husband is a sheriff or police officer—“Places in the Heart”). She becomes a widow when her husband is lackadaisical about a drunk waiving around a gun, ’cause harmless drunk or not he’s still waiving around a gun.
Like I said, I may point and laugh, but behind that, I have a weather eye on what the fat little basterd is doing, as much as possible. You never, ever turn your back on a snake.
Oh, shoot I mostly take him for fat joke myself. I was reminding myself as much as anyone.
I know one thing, my boss is kinda worried. Her son is on the USS Carl Vinson
You may tell her that she is not the only one who is worried, and I have no one at all in that strike force.
Maybe her son could convince the Captain to send a few cruise missiles to Fat Boy’s April Parade to lighten up the celebration…
What are the chances of a miscalculation?
I don’t know about Norkoreans, but the usual rabble I deal with have a tendency to understimate American reaction to their stoopeedity.
If Saddam Hussein had let the UN inspectors check his trashy trailers there would not have been a 2003 invasion and he would be alive and kicking, happily gassing kurds forever after, but no. He thought we were posturing.