In today’s news from Norkiland….

| April 11, 2017

Following up on yesterday’s news about the USS Carl Vinson strike force being redirected to the Korean peninsula, the news this morning may or may not be grim.

Kim Jong-un is upset that the USNavy is paying a visit to his neighbors to the South. It is ‘outrageous, an act of aggression, etc., etc., etc.’

He’s inviting all the bigwigs available to come for an April parade and another nuke blow demo (his 6th!) to show us that by golly, he’s ready for us!  He will definitely impress them with his plywood and cardboard missiles on trucks.

Meanwhile, Norkish coal ships are being turned back by China, which means he won’t get any money from that resource. Syria is, of course, encouraging him because he’s probably Bassad’s biggest source of nuclear possibilities and encouragement.

All the provincial officials are gathering for the proposed parade in Pyongyang, as well as the next nuke test from Punggye-ri.

http://www.cnbc.com/2017/04/11/north-korea-calls-us-aircraft-carrier-dispatch-outrageous.html

Aside from that, if he’s planning another test, it will register on seismic networks set up to detect such things. When/if it happens, the USGS will report it to the media, and the magnitude will afford enough information to determine the approximate yield of the test.  Remember, his  2nd and last test last year had a yield of 20 to 30 kilotons, two to three times the yield of the Hiroshima/Nagasaki bombs.

I may make jokes about him, but I still take the fat bastard seriously.  He still doesn’t get that no one wants to invade his domain or open the flood gates to the starving North.

So, we still have anti-missile missiles, right?  Does he still have any working fighter jets?

And the real question is, of course, this: what if he held a war and nobody came?

Someone has a fanboy page of pics of Fatty Kim da T’ird looking at things such as food and an empty soccer field.

 http://kimjongunlookingatthings.com/

Apparently, he likes crispy fried chicken.

Category: North Korea

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Graybeard

Crazy women and crazy politicians should never be underestimated in their potential to cause grief.

DevilChief

Word.

desert

Phat boys chicken shyt underlings better OFF phat boy before they all become glass in norkiland!

Silentium Est Aureum

Of course he likes fried chicken.

It’s his spirit animal.

26Limabeans

“Apparently, he likes crispy fried chicken”

He may soon become crispy fried himself.

ChipNASA
UpNorth

Were his comments about the sudden arrival of 150K Chinese troops on his common border not reported? Or did the LSM ignore that item?

David

Supposedly our Pacific Command says the first they heard of it was from the media. I can see us missing a thousand or so folks on alert, but not 15 divisions’ worth.

Fyrfighter

Sorry Ex, stupid touch screen let me ht report by accident.

Frankie Cee

Along with his other good news, NDtBF was presented with this:
http://gcaptain.com/chinese-traders-told-return-north-korean-coal-cargoes/
China is the biggest importer of North Korean Coal, their biggest export, and is getting 2,600,000 tons back as “undeliverable”. I also saw one write up stating that China had moved 150,000 troops to the NK border, but haven’t found anything to substantiate that. Life ain’t easy when you are fat and greasy.

Jonp

Guess who started shipping coal to china after several years hiatus? Yup, looks like Trump cut quite a deal with China last week

HMCS(FMF) ret

Is he “ronery” like his dear old dad was? Maybe he can ask Arek Baldwim and FAG to hold a fundraiser for him?

A Proud Infidel®™

Maybe he stiwr angly flom visit by Hans Brix?

Jonp

Team America! Fuck Yeah!

Silentium Est Aureum

Why is it NDtBF reminds me of the little mouse giving the bird in the classic 70’s/80’s shirt captioned, “The Last Act of Defiance”?

David

Not to be a worry wart, but that little mouse has nukes, and while his missile delivery system is not up to snuff, just sailing one into the LA/Long Beach/San Pedro harbor area and tripping it off would put a major hurt on us. Google the volume of cargo going through there sometime. It’s an unlikely scenario, to be sure, but so it flying airliners into buildings.

Sonny's Mom
David

https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/89f4d4d0-b20a-3db7-97b5-c008ce5cd946/ss_report%3A-north-korea-angers.html

And on a lighter note, the Norks have propaganda folks targeting Chinese tourists, trying to get them to invest in North Korea. The Chinese are complaining of the non-stop marketing. You heard it here first – the new face of war: if the Norks don’t stop, we’ll send in Jehovah’ Witnesses, Amway peddlers, and Girl Scouts in cookie season and blow ’em out of the water!

CCO

I am somehow reminded of the opening of the Sally Field movie (the one where her husband is a sheriff or police officer—“Places in the Heart”). She becomes a widow when her husband is lackadaisical about a drunk waiving around a gun, ’cause harmless drunk or not he’s still waiving around a gun.

CCO

Oh, shoot I mostly take him for fat joke myself. I was reminding myself as much as anyone.

Jonp

I know one thing, my boss is kinda worried. Her son is on the USS Carl Vinson

Songtan113

Maybe her son could convince the Captain to send a few cruise missiles to Fat Boy’s April Parade to lighten up the celebration…

Yef

What are the chances of a miscalculation?

I don’t know about Norkoreans, but the usual rabble I deal with have a tendency to understimate American reaction to their stoopeedity.

If Saddam Hussein had let the UN inspectors check his trashy trailers there would not have been a 2003 invasion and he would be alive and kicking, happily gassing kurds forever after, but no. He thought we were posturing.