Women’s Group Objects to Artillery
The anti-war women’s group Code Pink has issued an objection to public displays and use of artillery. Medea Benjamin’s brief statement calls for an end to the obviously male symbols of artillery and other ballistic equipment, and wants it all canned.
Her release on Twitter was direct: “No more phallic symbols of warfare.”
Well-known for its anti-war stance since the early 2000s, the group has stated clearly that it welcomes men.
“As long as they support our anti-war efforts, we’re okay with having them as members,” Ms. Benjamin said, “especially since the White House appears to be dead set on increasing the U.S. presence in the Middle East. We protested this 15 years ago, and it’s as though we had no influence at all.”
While Code Pink’s objections to warfare are widely known, the reasons for the organization’s dislike of war equipment were not clear until a brief statement was issued to clarify the matter.
“Obviously, war is historically a male-oriented and male-dominated endeavor, but until the development of guns and cannons, there was no real connection to the masculinity of it all. It’s much more easy to see the connection between aiming a rocket or missile launcher and maleness. Raising one of those big pieces of artillery is psychologically symbolic of male arousal. Shooting off a rocket or a big missile obviously results in the same relief men feel after ejaculation. Simply put, these weapons of war are psychological replacements for sex. If the troops were not exposed to these objects, it’s more likely they’d return to their real purpose. To promote this idea, we are reviving that popular slogan from the 1960s protests, ‘Make love, not war’ for our next public protest. We are, after all, Women For Peace.”
Category: Code Pink
#AprilFools !!!
Happiness is a warm gun. Shoot, shoot, bang, bang!!!
I see no link so, you may be right.
<3 <3 <3
Tha stoooopid!!! It hurts!!!
Fine….we will use female centric weapons….
*warming…NSFW
Timing is everything, isn’t it?
Hmm…. maybe they are on to something, that was strangely erotic.
WTF? I left that up as a screen saver for my wife to find.
Like grenades?
You protested it 15 years ago.
8 years ago? Not so much. Wonder why?
Why those filthy cannon-cockers! This is enough to make a decent old infantryman go ball-istic!
Heh…
I had seriously considered using images of Russian artillery, to see if anyone would try to trip me up. I may be getting better at this.
I wanna see the bitches and faggots hump ammo. Bwahahahahaha
“We protested this 15 years ago, and it’s as though we had no influence at all.”
Uuumm….so, maybe you should take a hint?
That, my friend, is THE definition of insanity.
I read in an article that related Medea’s being escorted out of a convention Trump attended in July last year, that she claims her sister, who was dating a guy who had been sent off to Viet Nam, had received a box from him containing the ear of a dead Viet Cong soldier. Now, since that was something investigated in the 1970s by the Army and not publicized or reported until later, unless she can prove that her sister’s boyfriend was a member of the Tiger Force, I take it as more of her bullshit attempts to get attention.
I have to yank that cow around somehow, don’t I?
Perhaps because they didn’t have any influence….
KaBlam!
Thank you, ex-OS2!!!
So, I guess this ok.
http://www.raytheon.com/capabilities/products/phalanx/
Well, it does look rather like a toy, doesn’t it?
Or a giant car wash vacuum.
Glad I swallowed my tea before reading that!
This is what happens when R2 and an A10 have sex.
Before or afterwards?
So……rifles, cannons, and even bows and arrows aren’t masculine enough for you, you have to protest the big gunz, the field arty.
I wonder how Cunt Pink feels about tanks?
Hey Mad Medusa Medea, you were irrelevant from the moment Cunt Pink was organized.
Man … those folks have waaaaaay too much time on their hands. IMO.
The very idea that aircraft were patterned after birds is an anathema as dropping bombs from aircraft is symbolic of hens laying eggs. That such a beautiful act of nature can be copied by testosterone laden man-beasts cannot be forgiven. In the name of all that’s good, the Air Combat Command must be unilaterally abolished.
“symbolic of hens laying eggs.”
Don’t get to the beach much do ya?
I had forgotten about seagulls. Seagulls are just like SJW’s; all they do is squat, shit, and are protected by the Government.
Isn’t it only in Utah that it is a crime to kill one? Or do they have some special protection under federal law?
Yep; but I’m not a lawer nor do I play one on the interwebz, I think they come under some international migratory bird treaty.
Neither is Bernath. Anymore.
In Monterey by Ft. Ord, the tourists would toss bread into the air to feed the seagulls. We would toss Alka-Seltzer and then stand under an umbrella and watch the tourists run.
And yet I am sure that most of them use a lipstick without a second thought.
Ugh, a phallic symbol and yet applied to their mouths! But like Sarah said, “you can put lipstick on a pig….” As I recall, they were awfully quiet for 8 years until Jan. 20, 2017. As long as Commander 0 was running the war, they didn’t seem to have a problem with artillery or any other tool of war, phallic-like or not. Why weren’t they shreaking and protesting Hillary’s war on Libya?
Good question!
PH2, have we all just been punked by your official April Fool’s Day post? As I just re-read it, I note there is no linky in it.
Why, yes, rgr769, yes, you have been punked. Thank you for asking.
My work here is done. I’m aiming at someone going apeshit over something I wrote, and starting a Congressional investigation into it, as happened a while back on Duffel Blog.
So, I’m guessing that the military needs to switch over to Kotex Grenades and Tampax Tripwires for national defense?
I was thinking that saving concentrated urine in balloons and dropping it in mass quantities from modest heights could be considered a viable alternative to actual bombs, if necessary.
If war is such a traditionally-male thing, please explain the following:
Artemisia
Boudicca
Triệu Thị Trinh
Jeanne D’Arc (St. Joan of Arc)
Tomoe Gozen
Queen Elizabeth I
Grace O’Malley
Julie D’Aubigny (actually a duelist, killed no less than 10 men with a rapier)
Lozen (sister of Mescalero Apache chief Victorio)
Lyudmila Pavlichenko
Roza Shanina
A still-unidentified half-French Vietnamese chick (and certifiable crazy bitch) known only as “The Apache”
Margaret Thatcher
The traditional Norse Shield Maidens
The traditional Japanese Onna-Bugeisha
Happy April Fool’s Day, TOW!!!! And all the rest of you.
How about ‘The Army revives troop carrier gliders’ or something like that?
Dammit. Hook, line, & sinker.
+1
I have set my sights on someone starting a Congressional investigation into one of these articles, as happened with a Duffel Blog article about Gitmo detainees getting GI Bill rights, a few years ago.
I’ll just keep at it. I’m getting there.
I recall some footage, probably from OIF, that showed an artillery piece that had the name “the money shot”…I couldn’t believe that passed scrutiny from the PC gang…great name though! Maybe “Ron Jeremy” would have been a little too direct
I do not know if it was the same piece, but B btry 1/133 FA won some kind of FA competition at Camp Grayling (or something like that) in Michigan in 2010 with a M119A2 named “Money Shot”.
If making love to a Code Pink member is a requirement, I’ll take my chances in combat.
I don’t think even IDC SARC would hit any those old dried-up scrunts, even with someone else’s dick.
(Snerrrrkkkk!) I would not inflict that on anyone! Ever, Hack Stone!
Thirteen Bears no even touch them with dead Buffalo dick.
I’m sure that our resident SJW loves to get “pegged” by the Code Pinko members in his AO…
There’s a tear in my beer……
Sniff Sniff. Too bad for the Code Pink wackos.
Code Punk (*OOPS!*), Pink is the same kind of batshit crazy as PETA.
So will they now create a weapon that looks like a huge vagina, trolls the desert, and swallows up tanks and artillery?
As former 11C, I guess I was too small to warrant a protest and only the arty dudes have a big enough stick to get the ladies attention.
April Fools Day joke??
Ahhh crap, and here I was all ready to post this about artillery being a phallus symbol. 😉
Oh, where do you find those wonderful toys?
If I’d only known….
The UN just passed a resolution banning all guns and things that go boom or can poke you in the eye in warfare. Rocks were not banned. Soldiers are allowed to get their rocks off. Code Pink protested.
Excellent!
An M777 is as close as any of them will ever get to dick. They might as well enjoy it.
If only one of them would volunteer as a human cannonball test subject….
Objection! Referring to that bunch of skanks as a “women’s group” is, uhm, errrrrrra, ahhh, wellera, something just impossible to describe…
I think the term you’re searching for is “Microsoftian”, OWB.
In the IT business, that refers to technical info that is 100% correct – but is also absolutely useless and irrelevant.
Sounds like it works here in this context, too. (smile)
Close enough. Thanks for the assist, Hondo.
I know, but if I had misspelled it a ‘wimmin’s’ or ‘womyn’s’, that would have been a tipoff that it was an April Fool’s Day post to punk the audience.
Oops. Sorry – I interpreted your calling them a “women’s group” as the tip off. Had me rolling in the aisle, so to speak, in the first line.
That is really some stupid shit. This woman needs an education. I can’t put into words how utterly ridiculous this is. You could even say that last sentence I just wrote is sexist. What next. I would tell to STF UP. She is probably too stupid to realize what the consequences would be to this nation if we had no artillery, either Field or Air Defense. I guess I am not in a good mood today and this bitch just gave me something to blow of steam about.
“Raising one of those big pieces of artillery is psychologically symbolic of male arousal.”
ummm…girls get boners too. Throbby little hooded boners. 🙂
Happy April Fool’s Day, IDC_SARC!
Thanks. I knew it was a spoof. I just like thinking about throbby girl boners.
Well, The Infantry is “The Queen of Battle” (specifically, The 96th ID). Isn’t that good enough for that old hag? I’m surprised they are still around, the left must have poured more money into them than I thought.
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