Oh noes! Hasan threatens hunger strike
Nidal Hasan, the Fort Hood murderer awaiting the death penalty in Fort Leavenworth Disciplinary Barracks is threatening a hunger strike because of the United States’ disdain for Sharia Law, according to the Washington Times;
A handwritten letter obtained by Fox News details plans to “reduce and then maintain a total body weight of 99 pounds [while protesting] America’s hatred for [Sharia] Laws.”
Fox News reports that Hasan’s lawyer plans a lengthy appeals process;
[John] Galligan maintains the trial was not fair. “If Major Hasan dies while the mandatory appellate process is pending, the findings and sentence will be set aside,” Galligan said. “Millions of dollars were wasted on this show trial but as I said repeatedly, he did not receive a fair trial at Fort Hood.”
Yeah, it wasn’t fair – they should have walked him out behind the courtroom and shot his ass.
Category: Dumbass Bullshit
I can see absolutely no downside to this situation.
Nor I
I do… If I read it right.
If this Asshat dies during the appellate process, his conviction will be set aside? If this happens will it effect legally in any way the compensation, treatment or purple hearts awarded to the victims of this waste of oxygen?
99lbs? why stop there….take an enema and be done with it all! By the way, Jesus is coming soon, see if hasan’s moronic theory stands up to the word of God! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzbtwQ-Gt-U
LET. HIM. STARVE.
Faq’heem. Let him starve himself to death if he so desires.
Better, load his cell up with bacon and slow roasted Boston butt pork roast that smells real good.
YASSSSS!!!
Sounds like a waste of some perfectly good pork to me, I say mop and wipe his cell with leftover bacon grease. Hasan? FA’ KHEEM, he can EAT BACON GREASE AND DIE for all I care and I wouldn’t mind it a bit if he croaked during his hunger strike, it’d be one less mouth having to be fed and one less carcass having to be clothed and housed at taxpayer expense.
Hmmmm, bacon!
Nah, just roast a few of them and pump the smoke into his cell.
Yawn.
Doesn’t sharia law call for execution of people like him?
Fuck him, with a pineapple, dipped in asbestos, wrapped in razor wire, then frozen.
Fronds first
Of course.
Is there any other way?
Yes, dipped in bacon grease.
Serve him a “seg loaf” of pig by-products along with three daily enemas. He should get down to 99 pounds and then some in few short days.
He should have been put down a long time ago.
This would be one time I wouldn’t mind someone being “spammed”.
Throw his ass off a six-story building, wheelchair and all…
He’s a quadriplegic. Set it front of him. Walk away.
Hilarity ensues.
I like that.
You’re an evil bastard. I approve.
Or shoot him with a bullet dipped in lard and leave his corpse out in the woods, vultures and maggots have to eat too!
Naw. He’s a quad or para. Don’t feed the fat pigs for about a week to ten days. Then throw his ass in there with them.
It’s my understanding that pigs will consume a human carcass in just a few hours. The only thing “human” that comes out their backside is teeth. Their stomach acid can’t break them down.
Why feed him to the vultures and maggots?
Even they don’t eat shit.
Not Quadriplegic, Paraplegic thanks to an MP’s bullet, I say take the wheels off his chair and make him crawl for a plate of pork and beans that is on a 4′ high table.
That works too.
And we should care if or what he eats because……..?
Cocksucker.
KKKAAAAAAAAAA…..BBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM……….
When his liver and kidneys fail; plug him in to a pig.
Why would you poison a perfectly healthy swine? (bacon….chops….ham….roasts….head cheese….scrapple….)
You guys are so mean! You don’t set the food in front of him. Don’t you know that?
You sit down at a nicely set table with flowers and a candle, and have a lovely, juicy steak, baked potato with sour cream AND butter, pencil-thin green beans, a lovely green salad, and for dessert, warm and fragrant apple pie with vanilla ice cream oozing down its sides. You eat that lip-smacking good stuff right in front of him, smiling brilliantly, and when you’re done, the local wait staff removes all traces of it.
Or you could just plant him in the center of a sounder of swine, really hungry swine, with tusks.
Set “him” in the middle of the back 40 at Ft Huachuca, AZ. And there’s a LOT of back 40 at Ft Huachuca. The peccaries will take care of “him”.
I know just the spot. No one will hear the screams
How about some pulled pork and fried green beans instead?
“If () Hasan dies while the mandatory appellate is pending, the findings and sentence will be set aside.”
Aaaaaannnnnddd…….then what? Back pay and allowances? Paid to whom? Reinstatement as an Orificer? Somehow I’m not seeing a downside to this. Dead is dead, whether by his own hands by self voluntary starvation, a short rope and a long drop, or a firing squad. It couldn’t happen to a more deserving asshole, the sooner the better.
” … they should have walked him out behind the courtroom and shot his ass.”
No, no! Not in the fourth point of contact, two rounds in the brain housing group.
No. That is too quick, OldSoldier. Aim at just below the sternumm, slightly off-center so as to nick the vena cava, which is slower.
In the gut.
Gut shot
Nut shot
I fail to see the downside of letting his treasonous murdering ass starve. Probably because there isn’t one.
Commendable pursuit – it should be encouraged! He should also try purging.
Read the comments at the original article. Lots of hilarity (in a good way).
Well, if lawer Galigan doesn’t like the appeal process, he should convince his client to drop his appeal and take his “medicine.” Then Akbar boi can become a martyr for Sharia law and the ‘Slamo way of Jihadism. That way, all that money that was spent on him and his client won’t have been wasted. I guess his client didn’t get a “fair trial” because he never shot all those soldiers or intended to murder anyone. After all, it was only “workplace violence,” as Commander 0 said. Maybe the Maj had a legitimate beef about the non-halal food, like pork, in the mess hall and the lack of Sharia in the UCMJ. That’s it! It was a bacon protest gone wrong.
Why is this degenerate still breathing?
Justice used to be applied quickly to murderers and traitors.
By the way where’s bowie bergdahl?
And anyone will care why….? He is a mass murdering, Jihadi and he will die either way. The two in the back of the head works for me. But we are “Civilized” so we let barbarians like this live. Oh well, I would have preferred a “Black Jack Special” but can’t win them all.
I like the way his lawyer referred to him as Major Hasan. Question: since he was dishonorably discharged, would it still be correct to refer to him by his old rank? I know it’s a formality, but I don’t think he should rate even that courtesy.
He was an Officer thus he was Dismissed, the same as a DD for Enlisted Personnel.
Rate him a E-0. And then make him one by shooting him once in the head.
I’d be willing to bet that there are some homeless Veterans that could use the food that this scumbag refuses to eat.
Hassan can KMIA!
Hunger strike? There’s a way for him to lose weight almost instantly.
Madam Guillotine, enter stage right.
(THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE)
He set his goal at 99 pounds? Seems to be a lack of commitment. He should aim for 79 pounds to show he’s really committed.
I see a feeding tube in his future, with a gallon of Boost or Ensure daily.
Actually, I don’t care how he exits my planet, provided it’s soon.
I’m sure none of our Army brethren have forgotten this POS as well:
https://pediaview.com/openpedia/United_States_v._Hasan_K._Akbar
Why is this murdering coward still breathing my air?
I know, I learned long ago not to ask questions that have no answers. But still…
His lawers are probably still pursuing writs of habeas corpus, ad naseum. He has already lost two appeals.
I volunteer to squeeze the fuck out of his neck to make sure no food gets to his tummy…… nor oxygen to his lungs.
I try not to let hatred dwell in my heart but with some aholes it’s really tough to avoid it.
Why the hell is the Army allowing this shameless plug to jihadists to reach the media? Can’t we just throw him in a dark hole and be done with it?
“reduce and then maintain a total body weight of 99 pounds [while protesting] America’s hatred for [Sharia] Laws.”
Hey guys??? If he’s going to make sure he gets on down to 99 pounds and then it holds steady at that weight… doesn’t that means he’s punting so-called hunger strike when it reaches certain point?
Yeah, I think so. I mean really…if you’re gonna do a hunger strike …you’re gonna go as low as you can go before someone steps in…right?
Cost saving for the taxpayers. At 99 lbs it won’t take much of a chemical cocktail to off his traitor ass.
I’m willing to send this asshole some of our great Carolina BBQ…nah. Cocksucker doesn’t deserve anything that delicious.
Dustoff: Don’t you even think of sending him any of my NC BBQ which, as we all know, is the best BBQ on the planet. Send him some of that Memphis or St. Louis stuff. Oh, how I miss good NC BBQ. The stuff that passes for BBQ where is presently live is woefully inadequate.
I would recommend he also take huge amount of laxatives as well as not eat. That way he can shit out his intestines and stomach lining.
Stick an NG tube down his throat and force feed him a gallon of Ensure daily … until his abdomen is distended.
There is no downside to his starvation.
As something to wash his non-food down, might I suggest a “Cask of Amontillado”? That treatment will help him hit his target weight.
Two things. First, to the lawyer, there are 13 dead and 32 wounded who definitely got no trial but received a sentence by your POS inmate of a client.
Second, I would pay money to watch the doctors inserting the feeding tube into said POS inmate and forcing liquified nutriloaf, hopefully containing pork products, into his gullet. I would also hope a five man forced cell team were used in this process as well.
Set him halfway down a 45 degree slope and a D-9 dozer at the top, then allow said dozer to slow crawl itself downhill towards that FPOS and wait for the screams of “Save me Challah!” ….
The crunchy sounds will be music to the ears of his VICTIMS wives,husbands and children.
A “hunger strike”? PAH-LEASE…. and his “Lawyer” FAHQEEM HARD as well.