Gator GITMO

| July 5, 2025 | 63 Comments


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KoB

The gators are not only showing up for the border patrol jobs, they’re showing up for the Grand Opening of the new Mexican Restaurant. “…tastes like chicken…”

A Proud Infidel®™

A poll was taken among the alligators around there, and it turns out they have quite an appetite for Hispanic food!

HT3

Summary…

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Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal

I watched both videos.
ROFLOLMFAO!!

jeff LPH 3 63-66

Do The Gators come under COMPHRIBON. Anyone of you Gator Squids know the Florida squadron number..

A Proud Infidel®™

I’m finding it fun to screw with libtards who are calling it a “concentration camp”, I ask them if it truly is one, then where are the gas chambers and crematoriums? That and the latest panic being parroted by them is that ICE is rounding up and deporting American Citizens along with the illegals!

David

Not to mention the BS allegations that the government is installing incinerators there for body disposal. No one who has ever visited a Nazi death camp would ever support such actions.

A Proud Infidel®™

That and those comparing it with the US Government locking Japanese people up in camps during WWII, I first point out that it was a D-rat President who did that AND they were interred only because of their ethnicity while the illegal aliens being sent to Gator Gitmo are already felons, while simply illegally entering the USA being a felony by itself.

timactual

“incinerators there for body disposal”

Downright stupid. It’s the Everglades, for Pete’s sake—it has its own facilities for body disposal/recycling; and it’s organic!

A Proud Infidel®™

And it’s ecologically sound, NO “carbon footprint”! 😀😀😀

Hate_me

Gators fart

jeff LPH 3 63-66

It’s the ABC news media outlets API that tell their uneducated low information voters who believe it. Those media outlets use the Herr Joseph Goebbels method of giving out all the phony news.

A Proud Infidel®™

I have no doubt that Goebbels would “cream his jeans” over today’s mainstream media.

BlueCord Dad

Here ya go…

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Roh-Dog

Gator GITMO: Some build walls, we nurture ecosystems of Freedom.

Man, start the 4-hour countdown. I might need to contact a medical professional.

Skivvy Stacker

I *KNEW* I could be a patriot and eco-warrior at the same time…so SUCK it hippie chicks!

STSC(SW/SS)

Aligator ICE

Taking a bite out of crime one illegal at a time.

Odie

My recommendation for the Gator Gitmo patch. Or at least the welcome to sign as the buses enter the one (and only) main gate, or in the airport terminal.

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SgtM

I floated on a gator freighter for awhile “Belleau Woods” probably more freedom in the camp than we had on the ship.

Commissar

One thing that has been made clear following this blog over the years…

Despite the fact that I am an atheist I am more Christian than most of you. I sure as shit follow Christian teachings closer than you all seem to.

Leviticus 19:33-34:
“When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt”.

Deuteronomy 10:18-19:
“He defends the cause of the fatherless and the widow, and loves the foreigner residing among you, giving them food and clothing. And you are to love those who are foreigners, for you yourselves were foreigners in Egypt”.

Exodus 22:21:
“Do not mistreat or oppress a foreigner, for you were foreigners in Egypt”.

Hebrews 13:2:
“Do not neglect to show hospitality to strangers, for by doing that some have entertained angels without knowing .

Guess it is not surprising how quickly you all started worshipping a man that falsely claims he was chosen by.God.

Revelation 13:11-18

Roh-Dog

Despite the fact that I am an atheist I am more Christian than most of you. I sure as shit follow Christian teachings closer than you all seem to.

Lol. That is all.

Commissar

Dude, if you are right about your religion we are both going to hell.

There is nothing Christian about you beyond your political identity.

Roh-Dog

Again, lol.

Is this part of your ‘tight 5’ or something? Is anqueefa doing underground comedy tours now?!

Honestly, I’d go… to gather intel and/or drunkenly give a blue-haired hog-beast that [level] 10 dick and turn her straight.

Hey bud, don’t know if you got the message but America is back.

A Proud Infidel®™

The U.S. of A is not only back, BUT true ADULTS are ALSO at her helm, setting a straight course back to greatness …

Anonymous

Amen, bro! (What say ye, Lars?)
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rgr769

All true Communists are atheists. It is fundamental to their secular political religion and its precepts.

A Proud Infidel®™

WOW, you really ARE that out of touch, remember that illegally entering the USA is a felony all by itself, not to mention that the vast majority of the illegal aliens going to Gator Gitmo are LAREADY convicted violent felons, crimes against children among other sex offenders, murderers, rapists, sex traffickers, you name it and idiot fools like you want to keep them among us, FUCK THAT, I’m dead-ass sick and tired of the third world motherfuckers who refuse to assimilate doing their thing to turn OUR nation into a third world dump like your herders and masters have done to Oakland among other dumps. AS TO your claims of knowing Christianity, I say that JESUS loves you, but I think you’re a self-obsessed asswipe. Go have yourself a MAGA Day, remember that the tax breaks passed and signed into law benefit you too!

Commissar

Illegally entering the US is not a felony all by itself, dumb fuck. It only becomes a glory if you have prior removals or if you use fraudulent documents to enter.

Entering the country is a civil violation or misdemeanor depending on when you enter.

And Trump is not just going after those that entered illegally.

US law allows asylum seekers to enter as long as they turn themselves in to authorities at the soonest possibility.

Trump has been deporting lawful asylum seekers.

In fact much much of what Trump has been doing has been against either US law, international law, or federal court orders.

A Proud Infidel®™

YOU LOSE yet again, Major Moonbat. Once again you fail to realize the crimes these illegal aliens have committed against Americans, what about the families of those murdered by the illegals? As I see it, your side and its politicians have their blood on your hands.

HT3

What bullshit…
What school issued the Commissar her Juris Doctor?
The overwhelming number of ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS breaking into this country are men 16-49 coming to work and send money HOME. How can do you know pray tell? Well…
“AI Overview
In 2024, remittances sent from the United States to Mexico reached a record high of $64.75 billion, marking the 11th consecutive year of growth. However, there are indications of a slowdown in the growth rate, with a 2.5% decrease in remittances during the first four months of 2025 compared to the same period in 2024″

You’re not sending money ‘back home’ if you’re seeking to escape from said home country. I wonder why the amount is goin down? Deportations? Hmm..

rgr769

He doesn’t have one. Just like he doesn’t have a CIB, a Ranger tab, jump wings, or a Special Forces tab. He was a psyops clown before he became a Civil Affairs officer.

rgr769

Well good. Because over 90% of them are frauds. Personally, I’d deport your ass to some commie shithole, since you hate this country.

Skivvy Stacker

Entering the country is a civil violation or misdemeanor depending on when you enter.”

So, by definition, it’s a CRIME, and therefore not a legal way to enter the country. As such, that person may be removed from the country via arrest and deportation (I’m surprised that escaped your attention, and you didn’t see the logic of it). They don’t have a right to stay here for any reason. If they want asylum they need to go to an American Embassy in their country and make application there.
And you can’t tell me that every single person coming across our southern border is seeking political asylum simply by saying so after they cross. That’s not even mathematically possible.

rgr769

He only says he is better Christian than any of us. He will say anything. It is part of his shtick/cover. Can you imagine any honest Communist saying he practices the principles of Christianity.

A Proud Infidel®™

I wholeheartedly agree, communists have NO religion other than the State.

Slow Joe

The resident communist is wrong:

Foreigners residing in ancient Israel were expected to obey the laws of Israel. No buts.

The same applies to foreigners residing in modern America. They have to obey American laws.

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Commissar

He wasn’t only speaking of Israel.

And Trump is not just abusing lawbreakers.

70% of the people he sent to an El Salvadoran prison had no criminal record and may were asylum seekers.

Asylum seekers are allowed to enter the US undocumented and declare asylum even if they didn’t enter at an entry point.

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SFC D

Our previous Oval Office resident abused immigration and asylum laws in new and exciting ways. The “international law” you speak of requires asylum seekers to apply for asylum in the first country they come to after leaving their home country. And unless you are Mexican applying for asylum, the US ain’t the place. You’re wrong. Again.

Blaster

“ 70% of the people he sent to an El Salvadoran prison had no criminal record and may were asylum seekers.”

They were here illegally! That’s all there is to it. It’s always been this way till the left started using immigration (the illegal kind) for any bent that they may be able to squeeze out of it.

Roh-Dog

It really chaps my ass they’re afforded representation as determined by the census and allocation of congresscritters.

Yet another reason our forefathers were correct: tax apportionment is vital to Republic.

Whole numbers means what the fuck it say.

A Proud Infidel®™

You’re right of course, but Major Moonbat has his head so far up his ass, the only daylight he sees is through his own bellybutton.

Commissar

I am getting a lot of downvotes.

So consider this…

I am an atheist. So if the Bible is really the word of the one true God then I will burn in hell. For eternity.

And for ignoring the biblical teachings of Jesus and violating the scripture across multiple warning regarding how to treat the poor, the sick, foreigners…

You will burn in hell as well.

And you get to spend an eternity with me.

See you all there. Sinners.

A Proud Infidel®™

According to your knowledge, then how are you supposed to treat foreigners who wrong you, your country and its people, Major Moonbat?

Anonymous

Like this? (Oh, not Lars… )
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SFC D

We’ll all be judged, and we will all fall short. I guarantee you one thing, Commissar.

You won’t be the judge. Don’t fall off that high horse you’ve been riding. Your ego couldn’t handle it.

HT3

This…

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Tallywhagger

Do you deny Christ, right here, before any man?

Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears My voice and opens the door, I will come in and dine with him, and he with Me.”

Odie

You always get down votes. Why do you seem surprised.

Anonymous

Lenin lied to people too.
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Hate_me

Jesus was kind to foreigners who acted in accordance with the community, often better than naturally-born citizens. His claim to the throne came from David.

When the Philistines tried to invade, David put a bullet through Goliath’s brain.

Sapper3307

BooHoo

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SFC D

Nope. You are not authorized to quote scripture to support your socialist, communist agenda. Even the devil can quote scripture for his own purposes. You’re wrong, you know you’re wrong, we all know you’re wrong. So please, take your phony platitudes, your fraudulent piety, fold them into a nice little package and stick them up your ass.

You’re dismissed.

HT3

What a crock-of-shit…
When that foreigner in your kitchen at 2AM, will he receive good tidings?

Blaster

Somewhat! I purchase good ammo!

Odie

A Christian atheist? I’ve heard it all now.

A Proud Infidel®™

Makes as much sense as “Democratic Socialist”.

Blaster

“ Despite the fact that I am an atheist I am more Christian than most of you. I sure as shit follow Christian teachings closer than you all seem to.”

That is probably the most ridiculous thing that you have ever typed here, and you have had some WHOPPERS!

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Blaster

And BTW, using scriptures to state how to treat foreigners is one thing, but we are talking about people that illegally entered this country. We are not talking about guests. Either type. Invited to come or they requested to come.

I wonder if your standards are the same for an Israeli that entered this country illegally? I’m sure that’s a different circumstance in your eyes.

SgtM

We need to start using his full name and address and post it on social media sites as where to get shelter and free food for ANY illegal, good or bad, hopefully rapists who like soy boys. Ole Lars might like that. He is advocating for it. I bet Egypt had a way of dealing with “foreigners” that stole,raped and murdered people and then said “ fuck you I will do what I want” I bet it was not pretty. Fuck you Lars you loose again.

Blaster

All of your citations address how to treat foreigners or strangers. They don’t not address illegal invaders!

How is possible to be wrong about everything? I would think that you would accidentally be right once in a while.

SgtM

The only pussy Lars can get is the one in his lap. That liquor store down the street from his apartment can provide him relief from the real world. Wonder if the city of Oakland knows about his illegal weapons and that he supports ANTI FA. As a Christian leaning atheist in Oakland he can tend to the foreign masses and let them take what he has. The current government is not so supportive of those that provide aid and support to rock throwers and attackers of LEO’s nowadays. All of this is his words on this website. Somebody should be monitoring him.

Commissioner Wretched

Watched both videos and laughed myself silly.

The one that got me most? The skunk walking by an “escapee” and turning its nose up.

RGR 4-78

Wasting away in alagatorville
looking for his lost asylum report
some people say
there’s a woman to blame
but I know
it ain’t Kristi’s fault