Tiffany Cruz is not an Air Force vet

| March 28, 2017

Someone sent us their work on this person, Tiffany Cruz (aka Tiffany Bletsch, aka Tiffany Plew). Her claims are mostly made face-to-face rather than on the internet.

But, yes, there’s a tattoo;

The Air Force says “Who”?

Not that government records on her don’t exist. Some do exist – just not military records;

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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HMCS(FMF) ret

Need to bring your “A” game girl… not trying hard enough!

And, I’m going to take a guess and say she’s a COCKSUCKER!

CB Senior

All her alias’ sound like someone kneeling in the bathroom Saturday morning.

26Limabeans

Bletch:

Adjective for a circumstance that is so revoltingly lame and gross that all one can do to react to it is vomit and/or think about vomiting.

Dapandico

Human chock block for A10

SFC D

I’m thinking she could suck-start an A-10.

A Proud Infidel®™

IMHO it’s likely she could suck-start a dozen Harleys all at once.

Ex-PH2

Nice way to start a Tuesday!

Go play in the traffic, Tiff!

QM1

I bet she doesn’t even play for the Spurs either.

Veritas Omnia Vincit

Another in a series of poor life choices…I am no longer surprised at the number of posers, in a nation filled with liars from top to bottom this is no longer a surprising thing to me.

SFC D

This is a job for IDC SARC!

Graybeard

Breakfast at Tiffany?

IDC SARC

I can identify 40 different STDs based on taste alone.

SFC D

You’re a medical genius, but your methods sometimes worry me.

IDC SARC

I get that a lot. 🙂

Bill M

Geez! Now I’m in trouble with my wife since I laughed insanely when I read this. She wanted to know what was so funny. For some reason, she wasn’t amused. (I’m still smiling though.)

ex-OS2

Bitch.

Hondo

First thing that came to mind for me when I saw one of her aliases was “Bletsch”.

Mick

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Bring it back around for a re-attack!

Animal

Should’ve blocked the dog’s face too.

John D

Which one?

Thunderstixx

Spew alert…
Dammit…

Animal

What do you know. She is holding a dog in the photo.

IDC SARC

I’d hit it …sideways and rug burn that tattoo out of existence!

FuzeVT

EASY!!! This isn’t MarinesUnited!

IDC SARC

riiiiiight

Skippy

So this would make her a Valor Whore right ???

Green Thumb

More like the new “Air Force Amy”.

Skippy

AR FORCE AMY ! ! ! !
Something tells me you’ve been to Nevada Lol….

FuzeVT

Drinks Bud – ‘nuf said!!

HT3 '83-'87

I sure the ink is to remember those who serve in the Air Force…or maybe to remember those she’s ‘serviced’ in the Air Force…wink, wink, nudge, nudge…knowhatImean?

SFC D

The USAF tat was only the start, she’s planning on adding a scoreboard under it.

ChipNASA

one of the few and ONLY time’s I’ll say this and mean it.

GO ARMY AND GO NAVY!!!!!!!! BEAT AIR FORCE!!!!!!

/for the STD Championship. Ewwwwwwwww

Skippy

😂 😂 😂 😂 🤣 🤣 🤣

Silentium Est Aureum

Anything like, “Air Force Amy”?

But hey, at least Amy served.

rgr769

As I recall from watching that HBO special, Amy has some high level skilz I doubt this poser has. But if SARC can hit it maybe he’ll give us a full report.

Toasty Coastie

Fuck Tart.

ChipNASA

I’m adding that to the list.

Mick

Does anyone on Team TAH have any idea as to what she’s actually trying to achieve by running with this bullshit story? Scamming benefits, etc.?

There’s got to be more to this than just running around with a USAF tattoo that she doesn’t rate and falsely claiming to have been in the Air Force.

Ex-PH2

Attention whoring, and possible side bennies.

Carlton G. Long

Would possibly hit except for the fact that she appears to have dated the Pilsbury Dough Boy (blocked out face but I’d recognize that body anywhere).

Old 1SG, US Army (retired)

Looks like a future Dependapotamus trolling for their future ex-husband!

Line up all you potential candidates, be sure to wear your rubber overshoes (galoshes)…

…now where did I put that bag of TA-50?

Usafvet509

Hot vs Crazy scale puts her in the No-Go Zone, y’all remember? Redheads, strippers and girls named Tiffany.

David

Y’all keep acting like crazy is a bad thing.

I’d be more worried that her arms look like she could benchpress a Passat.

SFC D

And thighs that could crush a beerkeg

Combat Historian

She’s kinda cute; sort of like a posering Tonya Harding type…///

Ex-PH2

Yeah, but can she skate?

ALVO

Suckusdacockus Bletchus Maximus

rgr769

Well, she has the USAF logo tat and she has a dog (maybe service for PTSD), so she has that going for her.

RCAF- Chairborne

She would have made an awesome Morale Improvement Specialist. I bet she has to carry around a drip-tray for the MANyonaise perpetually leaking.
Wow……I think I almost grossed my self out!