In Regards to the Military

Well, well, well. Just look what popped up in the news on Reuters this morning, and look at which attention-whoring ‘attorney’ is right up front there, in the thick of it, grinning like an ape at the cameras.  

Attention-whoring at its finest, isn’t it? And yes, I could do some real cat-dancing on Gloria, but that’s a waste of time.

Something I learned awhile back is that the more you posture for attention, the more likely people are to respond in an uncivilized, vile way.  Uncivilized behavior seems to be the usual response of the current younger generation, somewhere between 18 and 28 years old. I blame their parents for it, parents and schoolteachers both, and anyone else who let them get away with it.

Those two women with Allred may have a valid bone to pick, or maybe not. If, as one of them says, the photo she submitted to Marines United was of her fully dressed, not inappropriately provocative, that’s not quite the same thing as posting online images of yourself in your birthday suit.

But let’s take a hard look at this. Rough talk and pure vulgarity is not something new in the world. I have yet to find a man with a permanently prissy mouth who had anything but a limp backbone. Cursing is as old as human speech. Denying that aspect of our history is refusing to face reality. Even the most mild-mannered fellow can be moved to sputter ‘sonuvabitch!’, if it’s appropriate. He might apologize afterwards, which is fine, but I’d take no offense.  I’ve been known to let fly myself.

My response to this childish nonsense is simple: if you don’t want to be hammered by a bunch of uncivilized slobs with mouths like sewers, then do not assume they’ll like you just for you. If you are dumb enough to post nekkid photos of yourself online, you have a problem. Exhibitionism is a mental disorder. Putting ‘nekkid-look-at-me!!!’ images of yourself online is a symptom of exhibitionism.  Did you not think about the consequences before you put that crap online? Or did you even think, period?

There are far too many people with internet access looking for someone they can prey on. Posting that crap online puts you right in their laps. Some of them, as we already know, are not the kind of people you want as next-door neighbors.

The only time anyone should see you buck nekkid is when your parents bring you home from the hospital after your mother finally pushed you out and she’s changing your diapers, or when you’re in the privacy of your home and your signif other and you are engaged in bodyslamming each other.

When someone insists on nekkid photos of you, you should kick his/her ass out of your life and find someone else. And change the locks on the doors.

Since you can’t change human nature with lectures and powerpoint snooze sessions, it’s way past time the military drops that useless crap and focuses on doing its job – defending this country – instead of doing each other.

In regard to the prissy responses by all levels in the militarty, grow up. It was bad enough in the 1960s, but the internet has magnified it.

And yes, I do mean MILITARTY.

You’re a bunch of tarts, hypocrites, and scabrous whoremongers. You talk out of both sides of your mouths. I don’t believe anything you say. While you DORKS at the top are barking your protests and trying to cover your laps as well as your asses, you really do need to admit that you are exactly as bad as the lower levels.

Wanna see that photo of GEN “Chipmunk” Petraeus and his rank-climbing, whining ex- girlfriend Broadwell again?

You mean if I lay for you, I’ll get promoted? Gee, I already took the Miltest and the rate test and passed both of them. I get promoted with or without you, slimeball. Why should I drop my undies for you, you piece of whale’s offal? Oh, wait, if I DON’T lay for you, that makes me a lesbian, huh? Sure, okay. What else you got, dimwit?

When you in the Militarty  decide to stop lying and admit that YOU — both men and women — use sex to get ahead, let me know.  You’re wasting my tax money.

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