Barwan faces more charges

| February 21, 2017

Last month, we told you how TAH contributed to the arrest of Kyle Barwan and the hits keep coming for the karma-impaired liar, according to WFLA;

Polk County Sheriff’s deputies filed additional charges of soliciting funds/misrepresenting military service and tampering with a witness against Polk County Jail inmate Kyle Barwan.

Barwan was arrested on Jan. 25 after he pretended to be a military officer and solicited money from a woman he met online.

Another victim came forward after seeing Barwan was in jail, saying she also met him on the website “Plenty of Fish.”

Barwan told her that he was in the United States Army Special Forces as a Green Beret and had just been promoted to the rank of Captain. He also said he worked for the CIA as a paid mercenary and he had several “hits” in the Lakeland area. Barwan told the victim he had been deployed to Afghanistan and Germany.

He bummed money from this woman, too, because, you know, Army Captains don’t make that much money to pay their phone bills and to buy computer programs.

The victim said she stopped talking to Barwan near the end of October, as she felt he was lying to her. She ignored his calls and texts, until one day, he sent her a text message stating; “Fine don’t want to answer than I’m going to your house” followed by a message that said “see you there.”

The victim replied to Barwan’s text, telling him to stay away from her home, to which he responded with a winking emoji and “You’ll do what? Call the police ha lol good luck with that you’ll find out that im way too connected.”

Yeah, well, he’s “connected” now.

All the credit goes to Frankie, though. He’s been following Barwan for years and he was the reason the sheriff’s department got involved.

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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Combat Historian

Thor and Julio and Tiny gonna have fun with this babyfaced motherfucker…

HMCS(FMF) ret

That’s Mr. “Tiny”… and Kyle Barwan will NEVER forget Mr. “Tiny”!

SFC D

They really should send Frankie a nice thank-you note.

Grunt

Never thought I’d live to see someone false claim affiliation with First Army! 😳😝💩💩

Combat Historian

I’m still waiting to see a uniformed poser wearing thr TRADOC patch…

Ex-PH2

I was saving that for Hallowe’en, CH.

Tom Huxton

I met a fraud once. Wore a 7th Army patch, telling stories of the Nam.

Ex-PH2

Pencil-necked bushsquatter.

A Proud Infidel®™

Oh HE’S gonna have plenty of time in the warm embraces of Bubba, Thor and the rest of his cell block. He talks all that shit about how big and bad he is while he’s so skinny someone could shove a feather up his ass and use him for a dart!

FuzeVT

Ha! What a turd burglar! I’m glad this woman figured out that he was a liar and didn’t think that this is how people in the military (the real ones) actually act!

Hack Stone

Is he eligible to be on the cover of Prison Bride Magazine for two consecutive issues, or will he have to sit out for a month? I have a feeling that he will be having difficulty sitting down.

HMCS(FMF) ret

He’s ready for the new Prison Football League season… gonna be a “WIDE RECEIVER” this time around!

Hack Stone

Just in time for the prison softball team, because you know that he will be catching.

Silentium Est Aureum

He certainly won’t be a Tight End.

ex-OS2

“Is he eligible to be on the cover of Prison Bride Magazine for two consecutive issues….”

Unfortunately no. But he still qualifies to be the bi-weekly “Raunchy Bitch of Cell Block D”.

1610desig

He just became feature profile on “plenty of felons” dating site

Hack Stone

In the words of the former Governor of California, “Dat’s a good one!”.

Thunderstixx

Piles of fish is what my name for the place is.
And judging from this puke’s MO it ain’t too far from the truth.

J Wright

“Sit Out” because it’s painful to “Sit Down”

ex-OS2

Cocksucker.

Doc Savage

Boom! Rounds on target.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2689857/dragon-ball-z-explosion-o.gif

Right in the ol’ squeak hole……he better get used to that.

Graybeard

Ach, die Schadenfreude!

Hack Stone

Barwan is registered at the Polk County Correctional Facility Commissary, so if anyone would like to contribute, they can go in on an industrial sized barrel of “I Can’t Believe It’s Not KY Jelly” with me. I am sure that he will appreciate it.

GR_ATC

🙂 🙂

SFC D

I’d send him a bag of dicks but I think he’s pretty well stocked up already.

clamsgotlegs

Great minds…LOL

SFC D

^5

clamsgotlegs

Do they sell those “bag of dicks” gummies in the commissary?

Does Haribo have a sugar free bag of dicks yet?

1610desig

I’ll contribute a bucket of coarse sand

HMCS(FMF) ret

I’ll contribute a new pillow – he’s probably bit the old one clean through since he’s been in jail…

Silentium Est Aureum

I just sent him a bag of sugar-free gummy dicks.

Here’s hoping he eats the whole bag at once.

rgr769

Hack you are a card! By the way, is that the low-fat, non-triglyceride version of this favorite lube at the big house? We wouldn’t want Kyle to develop high cholesterol and heart disease, because I think he will be consuming some of it orally when he is getting his follow-on dirty sanchez.

Hack Stone

Barwan is upset that the booking officer accidentally listed butcher as his occupation. That could be the only explanation of why the other inmates demand that he smoke their sausages.

Rock

Good God, the dude looks like a total heroin junkie.

Doc Savage

Heroin Chic is so 90’s.

Frankie Cee

The word out of Frostproof Florida, (the location of the Polk County South Jail), is that Barwan is now known as “Stretched”. He has even stopped the whimpering and squealing that he was doing at first. By the time his next court appearance rolls around, (March 7,2017), he will be smiling all through the night’s events.

11B-Mailclerk

“Plenty of Fish”….

“Fish” has a different meaning where he now resides.

Frankie Cee

If anyone really thinks that to claim the “Valor” of others is a “Victimless Crime”, they just don’t understand what goes on. Whether someone claims to be a soldier, and is not, or a police officer, and is not, or a real soldier that claims more than he/she earned; they all are doing this to take from others. They take real cash, they take goods, they take favors, but most of all, they take a person’s confidence in themselves. I have talked to 23 of the people that this jerk, this phony, this piece of crap, Kyle Barwan has victimized in one way or another. Most of these people are too embarrassed to take this public, and give a statement to law enforcement. A typical statement to me is: “I feel so foolish.” We who have served, whether in peacetime, or in combat, are a brotherhood; We know and understand our fellow warrior, and these posers disrupt that fellowship. We now feel that we must somehow qualify all that we meet, so know for ourselves that he/she truly did serve as claimed.
Kyle Barwan will get his just rewards, and I pray that more of those he has used will come forward, either to me, or to their local law enforcement. He must be stopped!

Wilted Willy

BZ to you Frankie, you have done an amazing job on this cock gobbler! I pray you can get many more of his victims to come forward and get more charges piled on top of this rotten turd burgler! You are truly doing a public service and I commend you for your hard work. Please keep the updates coming and keep this asshole on the front page of the Prison Bitch Monthly! I wish I knew how to get the local LE to go after my scum sucking brother! I wish you all the luck with this guy Frankie!
May God bless you!

HMCS(FMF) ret

Frankie, thanks to you for your work in putting Kyle Barwan behind bars… hopefully the justice system keeps him there for a long time.

Frankie Cee

I have to share the kudos with Goooooogle. Through that, his victims find TAH, and me. If you know a poser, put his name up in lights. When we see one posted here, use his name in your comments. Using a full name, instead of our beloved nicknames that we hang on these turds is the only way that the public can see what we do, and see that this person needs to be watched.
I feel 100% sure that when Kyle Barwan gets on the street again that he will begin to pose again. He knows no other income, and being the HOBOSEXUAL that he is, he must find someone gullible enough to let him into her life and her home.

Graybeard

Kyle Barwan the hobosexual? A good label, but I wonder if the women don’t feel foolish because when he undressed, he had no balls?

The Other Whitey

He was supposedly a paid assassin for the CIA, but was short of cash? In what reality does that not reek of bullshit?

Hack Stone

The disbursing Clerk must have misfiled his payments for the last three assassinations.

rgr769

He prolly forgot to put it into the system along with his travel voucher.

1610desig

In the reality of desperate women

Graybeard

Unfortunately true.
And when they find they’ve been used, as Frankie says, they feel foolish. And one thing we all do when we feel foolish is want to hide that from others.

Hopefully more will come forward to finger Kyle Barwan as the thief and liar he is.

Kyle Barwan is a poser, a loser, and a bully.
Kyle Barwan is not a CIA agent, is not worthy of respect or honor, is not a real man.

Ex-PH2

Am I the only one who thinks he looks a great deal like a plucked chicken?

Frankie Cee

Yes that, and being the old school type, wonder if that nose was the target of a butt stroke from an M-1 Rifle, wielded by a distraught father of a victim. Or was Kyle Barwan just such a FUBAR brat that his daddy or momma just “Jap Slapped” him into a door knob.

Claw

He also looks like a “Drinking/Dippy Bird Fraud.”

Kudos go out to Hondo for tagging him with that.

1610desig

That adam’s apple he’s sporting will prove a convenient placeholder for Mr “Tiny”s lemon head….inserted through the anal orifice…and he will be doing da kickin chickin! Sort of like a gay Frank Perdue

mark904

The Polk County Florida Sheriff Grady Judd does not play either. He was the one a year or two ago that when asked regarding police shootings what he thinks and he said “Don’t point your guns and shoot at law enforcement officers if you don’t want to be shot,” He is a hard ass and a great sheriff

W2

Frankie Cee, gettin’ ‘er done!

Rock

It’s sad that we have good men and women dying and these fucktards, who’s biggest risk they took was a pounding in the ass from some dude with a STD, get to ride on the coat tails of our brothers and sisters valor.

A good friend of mine who served in the ‘Stan with me took his own life earlier this month. He left a wife and two kids behind. He didn’t reach out for help in time. We should of noticed… which sucks.

Seriously, fuck this donkey raping shiteater. He never had to worry about dying, his wife and kids back home, guilt, regret, and the true honor of serving.

ex-OS2

I am sorry for the loss of your friend. Too often, those suffering do not reach out in time.

May he Rest in Peace now.

Rock

I just wish more Veterans would reach out for help. The rate of suicide is still too high.

Thunderstixx

It’s not your fault that he made that decision.
PLEASE !!!! Don’t blame yourself, the best thing you can do is be there for his wife and kids if it is at all possible and won’t upset the apple cart.
That would be enough of a reason to live for me.
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem and is usually associated with excess alcohol or other drug usage. Usually you find that it is a combination of that and then the compounding of the psyche issues cause the trigger event.
The psyche issues can be longstanding issues and the alcohol and drugs are always but a symptom of a deeper trouble.
I am not passing judgement here, only attempting to help people understand the truth about most suicides.
I have volunteered with homeless drug addict and alcoholic Veterans and civilians for almost three decades and have watched many take their own lives purposely and accidentally. I find that nothing I did or said changed anything, nor could it ever change anything that happened.
It is the huge pain of others in our lives caused by suicide that is left behind.
I also know this from personal experience that left a huge scar on my psyche as a teenager and compounded issues that had been percolating in me for years. It took the better part of a lifetime to get it sorted out… It was only when I was completely broken down and I followed through with deep prayer, meditation, heart medication, lots of it, and the help of some great VA personnel, a great shrink and the help of two of my Guardian Angels that were sent to help me get out of the morass of self denial and self pity.
Kurt Cobain is a prime example of suicide leaving the hurt behind as his wife and mother of his kid let the world know that he took the wrong way out…
My heart and prayers go out to you, his family and him.

Rock

I understand. I don’t blame myself per se, it’s just hindsight is always 20/20. The signs were there.

JimV

Women actually believe this crap? Amazing.

Frankie Cee

Every morning I check the registry at the desk of
Sheriff Grady Judd’s Cross Bar Hotel to see that Kyle Christopher Barwan had a place to sleep, (and “play”), the night before.
Well shit, just as he is getting “friendly” with all the boys on the block, he has been moved to a different building with in the Hotel system. Now he will be trying a bunch of new guys, learning their “moves”, how well they do “tactical insertion”, and how nice they kiss. He must love the life, he has been there before, and is quite familiar with the lifestyle. He is probably quietly saying: “Thank you Frankie Cee and the fellas at This Ain’t Hell”, as he gets his nightly “workout”.

ex-OS2

I am sure Kyle will enjoy his new friends.

HMCS(FMF) ret

I wonder if they told Kyle Barwan about the additional charges between servings of tubesteak, or if they allowed him to finish what he was eating, then told him?

Frankie Cee

What was that song that James Brown did so well?
I FEEL GOOD Kyle Barwan has had a 4th charge added to his list of charges, and another $1,000.oo bond.
Statute: 817.034(4)(A)3. Obtain Property by Fraud < $20,000 This is getting better by the day. Ol “Stretched”, will have callous on his colon.
http://www.polksheriff.org/inq/pages/inmate.aspx?BookingNumber=2017-004237

Frankie Cee

In case that link times out, here are the 4 charges:
Charge Number 1
Statute: 817.312 Solicit/Misrep Military Uniform/Medal/Insg
Charge on Arrest Docket: Solicit/Misrep Military Uniform/Meda
Bond Type: CS
Bond Number: Purge Number:
Purge/Bond Amount: Surety: 5000.00
Cash: Bond Exp.: Disposition:
Upgrade/Reduction:
Charge Number 2
Statute: 817.312 Solicit/Misrep Military Uniform/Medal/Insg
Charge on Arrest Docket: SOLICI/MISRE MILI UNIFO/MEDA A/O2/17
Bond Type: CS
Bond Number: Purge Number:
Purge/Bond Amount:Surety: 1000.00
Cash: Bond Exp.: Disposition:
Upgrade/Reduction:
Charge Number 3
Statute: 914.22 (1)(E) Tampering with a Witness
Charge on Arrest Docket: TAMPERING WITH A WITNESS A/O 2/17
Bond Type: CS
Bond Number: Purge Number:
Purge/Bond Amount: Surety: 1000.00
Cash: Bond Exp.: Disposition:
Upgrade/Reduction:
Charge Number 4
Statute: 817.034(4)(A)3. Obtain Property by Fraud < $20,000
Charge on Arrest Docket: SCHEME TO DEFRAUDI/F A/O 022217
Bond Type: CS
Bond Number: Purge Number:
Purge/Bond Amount: Surety: 1000.00
Cash: Bond Exp.: Disposition:
Upgrade/Reduction:

ex-OS2

Kyle will continue to be the “Raunchy Bitch of Cell Block D”.

Green Thumb

Awesome!

Eden

Any news? Wasn’t he supposed to be in court yesterday?

Frankie Cee

He was to be arraigned on a couple of the charges. I haven’t heard from the arresting Deputy yet, whether he was or it was possibly postponed to do a single arraignment on the 23rd.