Lyle Lookingbill; phony Beirut corpsman

| December 6, 2016

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One of our ninjas saw this fellow, Lyle A. Lookingbill, try to join a group of Navy Petty Officers on Facebook. Some of his stories didn’t add up, so they came to us. He claimed to be a Navy corpsman at the Beirut bombing;

Lookingbill Beirut

Lookingbill claims

Muskogee War Memorial ties cut

USNS Mercy 2008

The Navy doesn’t remember him;

Lookingbill Navy FOIA1

Lookingbill Navy FOIA2

Lookingbill Navy FOIA3

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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USMC Steve

I have never in my life heard a Corpsman refer to themselves as a “Navy medic”. And the Corps has NEVER had any 5th MEU. All MEU designations related to Lebanon were two digit unit designators, such as 24 MEU, 31 MEU, etc. Guy is an obvious fraud.

2/17 Air Cav

Navy medic? Good point.

AW1 Tim

My father was a Corpsman. That term “Navy medic” jumped right out at me the instant I saw it.

My father refers to himself, when speaking of his duty in WWII, as either Corpsman, or Pharmacists Mate, which was the original Rating. He never once, in my memory, used the term “Medic” which was a term used for Army field medical folks.

USMC Steve

Relative to your FOIA search, remember that we were in Lebanon the last time from 1981 to 1984. If this guy is claiming to have been there, you sent your FOIA search request to the wrong folks. I would go to the NPRC in St. Louis.

sgtfon

is this the same guy? if it is then it just goes to show that there is always something else in the background of guys that steal valor…

http://www.courtrecordslisting.com/name/Lyle-Lookingbill/

HMCS(FMF) ret

Likes to stiff his apartment landlord out of rent and writing hot checks… and thinks that driving is a right, not a privilege.

A real, deal SHITBIRD

IDC SARC

D-Bag

OAE CPO USN Ret

Fuck you and the bag of shit you rode in on.

Dapandico

Sure he isn’t looking for dick.

AW1 Tim

Well, he IS working that porn ‘stache.

Hondo

And his last name is “Lookingbill”. (smile)

ex-OS2

He did admit stopping at the Kum and Go.

Daisy Cutter

When I read the reference to the ‘Kum and Go’ I thought it was one of those hotels that you rent by the hour… cash only.

OAE CPO USN Ret

He claims he was a Master Chief Corpsman.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/882352508490453/permalink/1040679082657794/

Screenshot? Why of course I took a screenshot. It’s a beautiful screenshot.

26Limabeans

Yes, as a matter of fact it is a beautiful screenshot

Thunderstixx

Another honorary CPO or some damn thing…’
Great, just what the fuck we need…

A Proud Infidel®™

Another no-load pus-nuts booger-eating bedwetting thumbsucking pisspants DILDOHEAD spouting his BULLSHIT! An flasely claiming CPO Rank? I wonder if he isn’t the Dutch Rudder Gang’s newest “Prospect”? He not only looks like a meat gazer, he looks like the type that works wino ballsacks behind bus stops. HEY YOU toad booger-headed fart muffin of a Sparkle Pony, ENJOY your newfound fame fatface, THE INTERNET IS FOREVER!!!

OAE CPO USN Ret

He’s the one giving the DRG their flight physicals.

“It’s time for your weekly prostate exam”

“Uh, Doc did you forget to take your ring off first”

“Nope I took it off.”

“Then what am I feeling scrape back there”

“My wristwatch”

HMCS(FMF) ret

Assclown is the one snaking Danni-boi’s red rubber Robinson into his penis past the prostate and into his bladder, while QuEeFeRs is suck-starting it.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

“Navy medic” … ah NO!

Phony CPO with Chief’s Mess tee shirt … YES.

GDContractor

Maybe Navy Medic is the designation they use in the Navy Special Forces. Seriously!

//keep rocking, Master Chief

Reddevil

There are no Navy Special Forces… All Special Forces are Army

Rock

I believe this was intended as sarcasm, as there’s no Navy Medics.

GDContractor

Yep

Hack Stone

Please update your Sarcasm Recognition Software. Fortunately, the “proud woman owned” company that I work for is running a special this week. If you buy one Sarcasm Recognition Software disc, you get a coconut adorned with Sheetrock screws.

ex-OS2

Cocksucker.

3E9

Dipshit.

Skippy

In my opinion these shit Bags are worse of the worse
Enjoy your Google fame

Ex-PH2

This guy creeps me out.

68W58

When is there going to be another tournament?

This guy is a total shitbag, but I did learn something in his relating the story of the Batfish (provided he wasn’t full of crap about that as well).

Combat Historian

As someone mentioned above, if you’re gonna pretend you were a veteran of Beirut, at least get the proper MEU designations correct; this “navy medic” isn’t even trying…

IDC SARC

Woulda been a MAU back then anyway…24MAU was in the bombing, 22MAU went to Grenada and then relieved the 24MAU

Ex-PH2

Yeah, but PLEASE don’t give these dopes any clues online, okay? The more they have to trip over their own feet, the better.

E-3 Nelson

I stopped providing specifics a while back. Giving away Intel has never been a good strategy.
…….. and, “God, I love the power of the anchor” has POSer written all over it….
Another disgusting fat body that gives Beirut Docs a bad name.
Fuck him too…….

Graybeard

An here is my “WTH?” face.

Why does he want to claim “Navy Medic”? What does that get him? Access to someone’s pants?

Ex-PH2

Yes, it’s probably that pantsless guy in someone’s yard in the Tuesday morning feel good section.

Graybeard

Very glad I did not have a mouth full when I read that one, Ex-PH2!!!!

Ex-PH2

I do occasionally know which buttons work.

Graybeard

Here is the obligatory TAH-net broadcast:

Lyle Lookingbill is not a medic.
Lyle Lookingbill is not a corpsman.
Lyle Lookingbill did not serve in Beirut.
Lyle Lookingbill did not serve in the Navy.
Lyle Lookingbill is a phony.
Lyle Lookingbill is a liar.
Lyle Lookingbill is a wannabe.
Lyle Lookingbill is pathetic.
Lyle Lookingbill is not behaving like an Orthodox Christian.
Lyle Lookingbill is not behaving as a Christian.
Lyle Lookingbill is behaving like a carnal “Christian.”
Lyle Lookingbill is probably not even Armenian.
Lyle Lookingbill is a fraud.
Lyle Lookingbill is not part of the Muskogee War Memorial Park.
Lyle Lookingbill is a blight on volunteers and servicemen everywhere.
Mrs. Lyle Lookingbill, if one is so foolish as to exist, needs to whup Lyle Lookingbill into line ASAP.

End of transmission.

68W58

From the article per the Park Director of the Muskogee War Memorial Park:

Lyle Lookingbill was never bestowed with the title of Naval Historian.

Hack Stone

Not even Honorary Naval Historian?

IDC SARC

Navel investigator?

Graybeard

As fat as he is, more like Navel S&R Ops.

SFC D

belly button lint

Frankie Cee "In the Clear"

I wonder if ol’ Lyle Lookin fer Bill, and Silly Billy Blake sit around the local bar, tossin’ back some brews, and discuss the hell that they went through in the Beirut Barracks. They really don’t live that far apart, they could be “Best Friends” wink wink.

HMCS(FMF) ret

At the local bar, pushing each others ”
stool” in…

Fucking assclown…

Bill M

I see what you did there. I wish I hadn’t, but what’s been seen can’t be unseen…

HMCS(FMF) ret

There’s brain bleach at the TAH gift shop… you can get it for $20/55 gallon drum (S&H an extra $2.50).

🙂

E-3 Nelson

Is that fuck Blake STILL around?

OWB

With the addition of this one, just how many do we now have claiming service in Beirut? Give or take 786,412 or thereabouts? Must have been a huge housing complex.

rgr769

They are almost as numerous as those veetnam POW’s.

Green Thumb

Another Bill Blake wannabe.

Loser.

Bobo

Lyle seems to have ended his relationship with Facebook.

ChipNASA

No he’s still there and added this photo.

He knows he’s been busted and he’s doubling down.

Oh yeah, TOTES LEGIT Knights Templar.

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Silentium Est Aureum

He’s claiming to be a Master Chief Corpsman AND Qualified in Submarines?

Aw, shit, lemme get my popcorn out and start up his qual board! Wanna jump in on this one, Bobo?

ex-OS2

Who said popcorn?

IDC SARC

In a REAL career that would be very possible. A young FMF Corpsman could if dedicated enough go on to become a Submarine IDC…you generally have to, as a Corpsman, be an E-5 with 2 years time in grade to go to Sub-IDC training (or any IDC pipeline).

In my career I actually knew 2 Command Master chiefs in the FMF that were at one time Sub-IDCs. Back then, they wouldn’t be the COB, so they’d generally have to rotate off subs and go to another HM type of CMC billet.

RM3(SS)

In my day (71-75) virtually ALL of the IDC on the boats were prior “green side” and had combat experience from Vietnam. Since they were the only medically trained person on a boat of over 100, it made sense to have someone with that background. The amount of responsibility they had was enormous. We operated in areas where there was NO way to get help if we had a casualty. Much respect for HM(SS) everywhere.

Silentium Est Aureum

My first Doc was in fact a former FMF doc, and retired as a Senior Chief.

I’m not saying there were no (SS) qual HMCMs, but there are damned few of them, and if you ever ran into one, you’d know it.

AW1Ed

My Niece’s husband (nephew-in-law?) is a fresh HMC and in Rotten Grotten as I type, going though Sub-IDC school.

We’ll have lots to talk about at reunions, as I was (an am) an Antisubmarine Warfare guy.

Dave Hardin

It appears Lyle Lookingbill has discovered the delete button. Thing is he has been posting this bullshit so long he will never find all the links.

Here let me help the dumbass:

https://www.facebook.com/USNavy/posts/10150287644012823

He is not a member of any Beirut group, nobody seems to know who he is and he has been doing this for a long long time.

Lying Lyle Lookingdumb can’t erase everything because its all been saved to places he can not touch.

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This guy is a fucking loser and probably always has been. A valor vulture who attempts to write himself into history because he lacked the balls to be part of making it.

Sparks

Thank you Dave for saving the screen shots.

26Limabeans

Que up the Twilight Zone intro…..

GDContractor

I”d just like to take a moment to thank him for defending my Constitutional Right to Free Speach!

IDC SARC

Eye no, rite?!?

Keepin' It Real

Lookingbill speak with forked tongue.

Him have black heart and blue balls.

Him real name is “Looking ill”, but bee crawled across deerskin birth certificate before it was smashed with back of hand.

Him no chief. Him no brave, either. Him not even squaw.

Him is Batfish crazy.

Frankie Cee "In the Clear"

I didn’t see Lying Lyle A. Lookingbill at gooogle. He needs more “name recognition”, for all the effort he has put in to be a phony “Navy Medic” in the Beirut Barracks Bombing. Every phony deserves his place at the top of the page in Goooooooooooogle.

HMCS(FMF) ret

LYLE A. LOOKINGBILL – deal with the GOOGLKE fame, assclown. You weren’t in the Navy, weren’t a Hospital Corpsman, didn’t serve in Beirut and DEFINITELY weren’t a honorary or initiated CPO.

BUT, LYLE A. LOOKINGBILL is a confirmed STOLEN VALOR fraud and gerbil felcher, so he has that going for him…

1610desig

I suspect as is typical of the breed, he plays at many other identities to garner sympathy or get attention. It was curious about his description of being a Maronite Christian and part-Armenian. Yes, both have been “persecuted” by Islamic governments/factions, however, generally speaking, Armenians have their own Christian sect quite distinctive from the Lebanese-centered Maronite version. I would have drilled down further on that if I had been part of that Facebook discussion. That would be a dry hole I imagine.

Daisy Cutter

There are many ways to probe a dry hole.

SFC D

Was that the novel published Bubba, Thor, and Tiny?

HMCS(FMF) ret

You forgot Mr. “Tiny”… there are people in poundthemintheass prison that NEVER forget Mr. “Tiny”

The Stranger

And as I recall, Maronite Christians are not “Orthodox” since they consider themselves Catholic and under the authority of the Pope. “Maronite” is the name of the Rite that they use, in contrast to the Latin Rite more familiar to European and American Catholics.

26Limabeans

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
It’s Lyle.
Lyin Lyle?
Yeah.
Wadda ya want?
I’m looking for Bill.
Bill’s not here.

2/17 Air Cav

Except for his girth, his height, his eye color, and the shape of his nose, mouth, chin, and ears, he’s the spittin’ image of me. I’m not kidding.

Ken Lacey

I am a HMCS (FMF) who just recently saw Mr. Lookingbill at the Jiffy Lube in Tulsa,OK. He approached me after seeng the anchor sticker on my car. He claimed to have been to Iraq and Afghanistan and to have got out in 2006. I know this dude has used his bullshit story for personal advantage, which, as I understand, is the definition of stolen valor. What sucks is that he gave me a nice discount on oil change that I probably will never get again. Damn fraud.

HMCS(FMF) ret

It’s funny, if you look at the screen shot above, he states that he was the CMC onboard the USNS Mercy in 2008… guess LYLE LOOKINGBILL needs some Cliff’s Notes to keep his SV bullshit stories straight.

Kat Davis

Mr. Lookingbill is no longer employed for us at Jiffy Lube Tulsa. We do not condone disrespect towards our servicemen.

ex-OS2

Excellent.

Graybeard

Thank you, Kat Davis.
So you are aware, we at TAH do not automatically consider an employer complicit in an employee’s lies. We appreciate your rapid attention to this matter.

Rich Boutot

Thank you Jiffy Lube

A Proud Infidel®™

Huh, so LYLE A. LOOKINGBILL is a quick lube counter monkey? If LYLE A. LOOKINGBILL had really been a Retired USN CPO I’m sure he’d be able to get far better employment than that. LYLE A. LOOKINGBILL gets another Google Hit every time someone posts the name LYLE A. LOOKINGBILL here on this thread. Hey LYLE A. LOOKINGBILL, the internet is forever! I’m telling you right now LYLE A. LOOKINGBILL, that many have threatened to sue TAH and get a thread revoked or shut this sie down, but guess what, LYLE A. LOOKINGBILL? EVERY ONE of them HAS FAILED, Jonn and the TAH Top Echelon DO NOT remove a damn thing, LYLE A. LOOKINGBILL, YOU’RE FUCKED!!!

LYLE A. LOOKINGBILL falsely claims USN CPO rank like a certain disbarred CA Attorney.

Tate

LOL! Sorry Ken…
I’ll ck your oil for you big boy!

A Proud Infidel®™

FLABBY looking walking bucket of lard, I bet he never met a jelly doughnut he didn’t like.

Wilted Willy

I hope this cocksucker chokes on his bag of dicks! You are a complete and utter failure you shitbag! I really hope you not only enjoy your google fame but also your recently found Naval fame as well you fat steaming assclown!

OSC(SW) Retired

Lyle had a good number of genuine Chiefs fooled. A couple years ago when the Museum he volunteered at found out he was a fraud and hired a real historian to run the place, he posted a series of rants on a closed CPO Facebook group. I thought it was pretty clear that no genuine would ever post like that so I called bullshit, only to get peppered with nasty PMs from other members. I let it go and just ignored him for a couple years. Sadly it turns out that Lyle had some local Chiefs so snowed that they made him a big part of their annual CPO initiation. Very unfortunate that a bunch of young CPOs out there have that taint now attached to a special event in their career.

D yeaps

Yeah I remember I drove him to the the event as a select as instructed in Muskogee. He actually called me to have me vouch for him as a veteran to get a job at a grocery store I thought was odd being a retired master chief as he claimed. OSC retired I’m sure I do know you as well I was an nc selected in Tulsa 2013.

Dan Goodman

Just to add, he told the local SubVet Chapter at the Muskogee War Memorial Park that he didn’t qualify, but was given his dolphins because he was a spook on board several subs.

His father actually has legitimate service, I wonder if he is aware that his son is a stolen valor case. Let’s ask!

https://www.facebook.com/leslie.lookingbill.1?fref=ts

OWB

Well, well, well.

My acceptance of an apology is always conditional:

IF he stops lying and never lies about his service again, I will consider accepting his apology. IF he informs all those entities from which he accepted accolades of his lies, I will consider accepting his apology. IF he makes sure that any special consideration he is receiving or has ever received at work are removed, I will consider accepting his apology.

Otherwise? No. Plus, I reserve the right to add other considerations to my list of demands.

2/17 Air Cav

“The fantasy was wrong but in that fantasy there was reality that served the greater good.” Oh, I get it. It’s like those good citizens who pretend to be police officers by putting a blue light in their car’s grille and pulling over traffic violators. Sure, it’s wrong but it serves some greater good. Anything can be rationalized, Lyle. You are a lying sack of shit. Now, go and lie no more and, if you like, do some good without the lies.

Silentium Est Aureum

Fuck you Lyle. Apology not accepted.

Not only did you disparage my brothers of the ‘phin, you show ZERO contrition in your half-assed “apology”.

Try a little sincerity, then take a step back and fuck your own face.

Ken Lacey

Lyle, I was the legitimate HMCS (that means Corpsman Senior Chief for you civilians Lyle)who you fed your load of bullshit to at Jiffy Lube. If you wanted to truly make amends, you should feel obligated to return the vessel (this is a Chief thing, ask your daddy) and the shadowbox that were given to you after you told some song and dance about a fire. Incidentally, what the fuck do you put in a shadowbox if you have never spent any time in uniform? Another question, did you have to sanitize your house of Navy stuff like the above mentioned items before your daddy visited? Your apology was half assed at best but start doing the right thing TODAY! I can put you in touch with the Chiefs Mess (that is an area where only genuine Chiefs belong, again, ask your daddy)at NRD Dallas, who provided you the gifts. Just sack up and ask.
Lastly, props to my brother Tate Jennings for sticking with it and exposing you before you continued to pollute the minds of future selectees.

ex-OS2

Fuck you Lyle.

Cocksucker.

Mick

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

(Delayed Fuse)

Tim Houts

Where do I start with this asshole….5th MEU? Navy Medic?…. It’s dip shits like you that turn my stomach! Thank God for Stolen Valor and those who do the hard work of exposing these crooks! Little ol Lyle wouldn’t amount to a zit on a real Corpsman’s ass… Especially those Corpsman who saved Marine lives in Beirut. I have only one thing to say to you lying Lyle….FUCK YOU!

droooo

Just wanted to thank you all for posting. Lyle flamed me on a friendly board and when I looked him up this was the first hit. I posted this link and in a minute he had deleted his post and his profile. Very cool Thank you

drooooo

ex-OS2

Yeah, Lyin’ Lyle is a cocksucker.

Mick

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Shack!

Chief

update!

this fucking fraud is still at it. recently spotted giving a tour of the USS Batfish and still claiming to be HMMC (which is incorrect nomenclature for you non-navy types). apparently this thread needs to be revived and bumped back to the top

HMCS(FMF) ret

Little bytch LYLE LOOKINGBILL still ROCKING THE LIE? Still felching gerbils and tickling taint’s behind the Quickie-Mart, LYLE?

LYLE LOOKINGBILL -STILL A LYING, COCKSUCKING ASS HAMSTER!

Chief

you got it brother! he’s at it again. pictures of it are on Goats

Brent Trout

Can we see? Curious to see what realm he is in again!

Brent Trout

When was he spotted? We caught him coming in on Sundays because that is my day off. I tried to tell my staff to look out for him or anyone else who looks like a walrus.

My staff caught him gathering people in the parking lot and pretending they were his family before. Needless to say, this guy is a special kind of crazy.

I cannot believe he is still trying to come around and give tours!

Chief

Brent,
I’ll have to go back through the plethora of posts. I’ll try to find a date for you and i’ll send you an email to your warmemorialpark.org address.

2/17 Air Cav

Mission accomplished, Chief. It is live again.

Chief

love it! you fuckers never disappoint!

Brent Trout

Hello!

Please contact me at brent@warmemorialpark.org instead of ussbatfish@sbcglobal.net.
When was he spotted giving a tour of the USS Batfish? We have issued two cease and desist letters to him and he responded and acknowledged them both. I would love to turn this over to the city attorney!

He’s also working at Snow’s Mattress in Tulsa and Owasso, feel free to let them know how you feel.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Sounds like LYLE LOOKINGBILL and the City Attorney need to have a long, long talk… and there may be some “silver bracelets” involved.

Green Thumb

Lyle “Lookingturd” is more like it.

Dan Goodman

We still haven’t seen this piece of shit come back to the Muskogee War Memorial Park. All the volunteers, staff, and organization members have been on high alert.

We did spot him at Snow’s Mattress in Tulsa. He rotates between locations. Apparently, the owner of Snow’s Mattress, Barry, told another volunteer that he doesn’t understand the big deal with stolen valor. He said that the amount of veterans who lie about their service is so high, what is the big deal about someone claiming to be something they’re not.

Needless to say, Barry is a piece of shit.
Here are some numbers:
(918) 518-5622 – Snow’s Mattress Jenks
(918) 794-0770 – Snow’s Mattress Tulsa
(918) 609-6446 – Snow’s Mattress Owasso.

We have spotted Lyle working at all of these as a floater. Everyone should give them a call and inform them that stolen valor is serious and that Lyle Lookingbill is a piece of shit.