Vote for TAH: We put the “rage” in average!
Look, we aren’t going to win. We aren’t going to take second. Unless Spongebob the Almighty endorses on TV today, we ain’t taking third either. Blackfive and Yon are the torchbearers of Milblogs. And unless someone wealthy hires Jonn, COB6 and I to blog full time, it’ll probably stay that way. I could fawn over those 2 alone for another hour, but I won’t. Because we are in fifth.
Also, because I have it on good authority from our new Communist, American-hating friend that you all are sheeple, without thoughts of your own. So, because you are all lame-brained, and only bright enough to ocassionally register visual stimulation, I say we got a decent shot. So, I am going to break down the race for Milblog of the Year into picture form, to help you understand the gravity of our situation. (BTW- I also have it on good authority that if we don’t win, Sally Struthers is threatening to eat a small African village, and Rosie O’Donnell will be defending the First Amendment by doing strip teases in your hometown. More at 11.)
This is TAH:
This is Everyone Else:
And this is Uncle Jimbo on a good day.
Any questions?
(Also, far be it for me to suggest who y’all vote for, but I’m voting Ace, Nice Deb, F the Penguins, Army Wife Toddler Mom, and others I will update later.)
BTW- To the other Milblogger claiming to be the only enlisted infantry finalist, not so fast dude.
Category: Politics
I cast my vote! Good luck, Jonn!
Got my vote, John!
Also, because I have it on good authority from our new Communist, American-hating friend that you all are sheeple,
Ahem, I prefer the title of “princess”.
Will encourage the readers and lurkers of Midnightblue to vote for this fine blog.
Just voted and instructed my faithful manservant Raoul to do the same. Best of luck!!
Man you make it hard for me to decide.
Man what a site to see Rosie come by and do a strip tease, and Sally Struthers is still alive??? Who knew.
I voted for you guys.
Jonn wrote:
Look, we aren’t going to win. We aren’t going to take second. Unless Spongebob the Almighty endorses on TV today
Who needs Spongebob when we have concretebob endorsing TAH!:-)
My vote(s, early and often) are for TAH.
Got in (finally) and voted again.
For what it’s worth, you get my certifiably 4F vote.
2 Days, 2 Votes. I’ll try and remember to vote from the other computer too. LOL
If you are referring to me as the one who suggested I was the only enlisted infantryman in the running, please read again:
“I hope to at least bring it home for Team Enlisted this year. Blackfive and Michael Yon are former officers while Big Tobacco and I are/were enlisted men, the working class of the soldiering profession.”
I was referring to the top contenders, and I even got it wrong. Apparently Yon was enlisted, though I could find no mention of his former rank anywhere.
jonn i am voting for you everyday!
In defense of the brothers re: enlisted swine vs. shitty officers, B5 has indeed enlisted folks there- if any of you recall, Froggy is an enlisted SEAL. And a FINE one too. JIMBO was enlisted- and a senior enlisted at that.
Both Matt and I are Mavericks- in the best sense of that word (we both were enlisted before seeing the light).
So there.
Wolf
No defense needed but. I don’t are if Matt, Jimbo and Yon were all flag officers, they are good peeps.
And you, hell, you wear a kilt, which is BY DEFINITION friggin cool.