Yer Slightly Late Midweek Funny: “Love That Car!”
Some time back, a commenter here at TAH posted a rather, um, “interesting” video of a guy who “really liked” one particular automobile. If you’re curious, that video can be viewed here – though I’d suggest doing so where you won’t have to explain it to anyone who happens to see what you’re watching.
That was several years ago, and guy appears to have gotten away with it. But apparently someone in Dayton, OH, wasn’t so lucky recently. The guy in Dayton apparently got busted for doing the same thing to a red van.
I’d guess it would be a good bet that substantial alcohol consumption was involved in both cases. (smile)
Category: "Teh Stoopid", Dumbass Bullshit, WTF?, YGBSM!!
I’m guessing this is the same guy featured in this morning’s feel-good stories.
No, the red-haired guy with the GMC is in Portland, OR.
Sheesh. Of all the freaking days for me to get busy and miss reading the daily FGS article . . . .
Yeah, same guy. Sorry for the duplication.
Oh, the memories. That GMC will never be the same again.
No, it won’t. Further, I understand the GMC may have been parked at that location because of insufficient fuel to complete that day’s trip.
Kind of redefines “safe sex.”
Does this show up on a Car Fax (or would it be a Car Fux) report?
But the question is…would IDC SARC hit it?
Do we really know that it wasn’t him in the video?
Cue “Queen”
Brings a whole new meaning to having your radiator “cored” and “flushed”.
At least Hondo didn’t make the title “Love My Mother The Car.”
If it was a Japanese vehicle, stuff would get really blurry.
LOL-sure they’ll show the weirdest stuff with tentacles, but they have to blur actual human intercourse.
Thanks for not reading Jonn’s Gun Nutz daily posts that glorify gun violence in America.
All those loons who “feel good” because some trigger happy wacko thinks they can kill responsibly are what wrong with America these days.
I am surprised some crazed right wing open carry clown didn’t blaze him down in the street with an assault rifle.
Are still looking for that transient inseminator that knocked up your mother?
“Hi. Been listening for years. Love the show.First time caller.”
“Thanks. What’s you question or comment?”
“Dafuq is wrong with that guy Dave?
Much like Eric Cartman, his hermaphrodite mom knocked herself up.
Cartman’s dad was Scott Tenorman’s dad….who Cartman killed a few seasons earlier.
And this dude fucking a van is still crazier
Poor Dave. You guys all need to call him. As often as he posts his phone number, you think you’d all get the hint. I think he’s lonely.
One call to Dave’s phone sex chat line was enough. Worst 45 minutes I ever spent on a phone.
Would that be aural sex?
You still owe $43.95 by the way. The Happy Ending was on the house.
I feel so…dirty
I can understand somebody getting aroused by a Ferrari 250 GTO, but an SUV? They’re like the buffalo heifer of vehicles…
It was a soccer mom van.
All the best MILFs and GILFs drive those.
Don’t you dare say that about my Escape. You gonna hurt its feewings!
It wishes it could escape.
Did someone say “Escape”? Do they like pina coladas? (smile)
You don’t suppose old boy from the story got the personals and the used car section confused?
Could be. (smile)
WOO-HOO, Ex-PH2…… ^5 on the Escape!
Got one too!
Works great in the Wisconsin winters.
Yes, it does.
Think of it as the automotive equivalent of a chubby chaser.
No wingman and he went ugly early
There are only a couple of modern cars that say, “I am a proud liberal.” Obviously, there’s the Prius. Next, if not first, is a Subaru wagon. It’s even marketed for the soft and squishy. And it must come with an oBaMa sticker b/c every damn Subaru wagon I’ve ever seen was either covered with “Question Authority,” that idiotic COEXIST one, an oBaMa sticker, or some combo of those or similar. One caveat: If the Subaru wagon was bought new by or for a woman over 60 at least 8 years ago, the owner may not be a liberal.(Don’t ask me. I don’t make this stiuff up.)
I’ll just leave this:
http://mit.zenfs.com/209/2011/09/yahoo_garay_car1.jpg
(sigh) And people referred to a VW bug as a pregnant roller skate. Sheesh.
SLUGBUG!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd2C7gyyMaM
Remember this game??
Hm. Well, I drive a Forester because I like it and can haul multiple Greyhounds in it. My wife bought a Prius because she’s self employed and didn’t want to spend a lot on gas. I guess we ignored the signs that neither vehicle was marketed for us. 🙂
A Prius? As Max the Volkswagon said: “That’s . . . cool.”
Still agree with Max, in spite of VW’s recent diesel emissions stupidity.
OK, I liked that ad.
perhaps he was a good samaritan, and simply ran out of carnauba wax while mercy detailing that vehicle….
but, unfortunately for him, was busted for an act of “auto” eroticism
Was it full synthetic, synthetic blend or conventional ‘oil’?
Best choice is full synthetic. Longer intervals between change and the engine has less wear.
My experience.