“Mike” the Nigerian scammer arrested
AFP reports the arrest of “Mike”, a 40-year-old Nigerian man believed to be the mastermind of a scamming enterprise that netted him $60 million;
“In one case, a target was conned into paying out $15.4 million,” Interpol said, indicating that the arrest was carried out with the support of Nigeria’s anti-graft agency the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC).
“The network compromised email accounts of small to medium businesses around the world including in Australia, Canada, India, Malaysia, Romania, South Africa, Thailand and the United States,” it said.
The suspect ran a network of at least 40 people working from Nigeria, Malaysia and South Africa which used malware and carried out the fraud, and he also had money laundering contacts in China, Europe and the US who provided bank account details for the illicit cash flow.
From INTERPOL;
The main two types of scam run by the 40-year-old targeted businesses were payment diversion fraud – where a supplier’s email would be compromised and fake messages would then be sent to the buyer with instructions for payment to a bank account under the criminal’s control – and ‘CEO fraud’.
In CEO fraud, the email account of a high-level executive is compromised and a request for a wire transfer is sent to another employee who has been identified as responsible for handling these requests. The money is then paid into a designated bank account held by the criminal.
So, I guess won’t be getting that payout from the European Union Lottery, but, luckily, the Pope has promised me part of his Treasury if I help smuggle out some cash, so I have that going for me.
Category: Politics
So that fellow who keeps sending me offers for Viagra prescriptions is really just afte my cash? He doesn’t want romance? Awwwwww! And I was so hoping!
LOL
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Dang – there goes my retirement plans.
FWIW, Mike’s plans made more sense than 0-bama’s and Pee-loskie’s
Hey Mike! Whaaat day is it??
As I’ve heard they say in Nigeria, POOPY-OOMY! He got arrested, so I assume he merely forgot to pay his weekly bribes.
Dear Judge XXXXXXX,
I am an honest Nigerian Businessman in possession of sixty million in American dollars. I am in serious distresses and am needing to liquidate my fortune. I am reaching out to you in the hopes that you can be assisting me in this matter. Here is what I am needing you to do…
Are you saying that the “Barister” in charge of my funds to be sent immediately upon my furnishing my name, address and bank account info might not be on the up and up?
Recently I got a Jamaican phone scam call. If you see a number with a 876 area code don’t answer it.
Better still, don’t EVER answer the phone. F ’em if they won’t leave a message. This incenses my wife but I am willing to accept that.
I wonder how deep a hole they’re going to drop Mike into, never to be seen or heard from again?
What about Peggy?
WTF? I was promised a Russian bride too, now I am pissed off.
Cocksuckers, they are all cocksuckers.
ex-OS2….uh oh, now I’m worried. A cocksucker is exactly what they promised me. In fact, she was supposed to be nineteen years old, enormous tits, long blonde hair, shaved private area, built like a brick shit house, wonderful smile….no interest in traditional sex. All she wanted was to please orally. In a moment of weakness I sent a Western Union Money gram for $10,000 via wire. They sent me pictures of her and I fell in love with her mouth over the Internet. Beetle nut juice had ruined and removed her teeth, but I figured I could get her a set of false teeth to wear once she settled in with me. That’s been over a month ago, and I can no longer reach her by phone. Her nickname sounded a bit peculiar…”The swallower”, but her charm won me over. If and WHEN she does show up, my biggest challenge it to teach her not to wipe her ass on rocks or the dirt out in a plowed field.
“Dear Abbey, am I just stupid or horny?”
Fucking scammers, I sent a CVS MoneyPak for $20,000 over three months ago and my lovely brides to be have been MIA since. I opted for the twofer at the time, one with a personality and one without. Oddly enough, one of their nicknames was “The Swallower” too, pffft.
Nigerian scammer? $60 million? Small potatoes.
What about the Kenyan scammer who’s screwed the American citizenry out of several trillion dollars in the past eight years.
Nice. Well played, @Poetrooper
And…. It’s Poetrooper in for the win!
Niiiiice
I hear Nigerian prisons are all kinds of fun!
Internet scams are probably the biggest source of income for that shithole.
Apparently, quite profitable. For a bit, anyway.
Capt. Casey Thoreen never responded. Hmmm.
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Greetings, Capt. Casey,
I am Staff Sergeant Thomas Peterson, 33rd Criminal Investigation Division. My commander, Lt. Col. Laurie Smith, has tasked me with identifying U.S. Army personnel engaged in dubious, possibly illegal activities. I will need you to provide your unit, your service number, and the name of your commanding officer. Please respond ASAP. You are, at the least, going to be charged under Article 133 of the UCMJ.
Thomas Peterson, SSg, 33rd CID
On 7/27/2014 0559, Capt.Casey Thoreen wrote:
> I write to seek your assistance for safe keeping of two military trunk boxes valuable that will be of great benefit to both of us,i will explain further when you respond to my direct Email: captcasey2012thoreen@r7.com
>
> I would appreciate your urgent response.
>
> Capt.Casey Thoreen ( US ARMY OFFICER CURRENTLY SERVING IN AFGHANISTAN)
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I wonder how much Mike would charge to reverse a disbarment ruling? Would the airplane that he would pick up the client in, have adequate fuel for the trip to the village barrister who has connections within the bar? Do they make IEDs from coconuts in Nigeria? Asking for someone else…
Looks like Mike made more money than Danni-boi ever did in his numerous lawsuits against Yelp! and the manufacturer of the airplane that impaled itself in the cornfield near Sisters because Noah Gas can’t read a fuel gauge.
I recall hearing a lot of troopies talking about investing in Iraqi currency sometime around 2004. It was supposed to be a great opportunity with a great return as the new Iraqi government stood up. I wonder how well that turned out…
I had contemplated doing that in 2005. Looking back I’m glad I spent my money on more important things, like Copenhagen.
Oh Mike, masquerading as Japanese hotties and promising sex-starved Marines in Okinawa dates with a BJ since 2006.
You mean, I’m out all that money I sent him????
And I was gonna buy a bass boat!