Friday morning feel good stories
In Victorville, California, Jared James thought that it would be easy to kidnap a pair of teens after their prom. He forced them in his car at gun point and drove them to an isolated spot where the the teen boy promptly whipped James’ ass and took away his gun and pistol whipped the criminal with it. The pair escaped and went to the hospital with the help of a passing truckdriver. James family took him to another hospital where the police arrested him. Thee article says that the gun was fired, but no one was struck by bullets.
In Shoreline, Washington, an intruder tried to force his way into a home but he encountered an armed homeowner. The police found the criminal face down in the front yard when they arrived on the scene a few moments later and sent the thief to the hospital with with life-threatening injuries. The homeowner’s two daughters were at home when the incident happened and called the police while Dad drilled the criminal.
Tasha Williams of Jones County, Georgia, heard someone break into her home, so she grabbed a knife and hid in her bathroom. When the intruder opened the bathroom door, she plunged the knife in his chest, causing him to drop his gun. Tasha retrieved the firearm as she bent down to stanch the bleeding from his wound. The criminal punched her in the face and drew his backup piece. The pair stood there aiming firearms at each other until the criminal promised not to shoot the woman. For some reason, she gave him the weapon. He lit out but was captured by police nearby.
Cody Sullivan stole a car in Louisville and drove it to New Albany, Indiana where he flipped the stolen ride. He escaped the scene on foot and ended up in Garrett Hannegan’s garage where he tried to steal Garrett’s car. Garret showed up with his gun and got Sullivan out the car and held him until the police arrived to cart Sullivan off to the hoosegow.
In Manatee, Florida, four or five armed intruders confronted a resident in his garage. An argument turned into a gunfight when the criminals demanded money. When the smoke cleared, the resident was wounded and 27-year-old Emanuel Johnson was laying on the ground. The homeowner’s wife arrived home in time to hold Johnson at gun point. Johnson was declared DOT (dead over there) at the hospital. The homeowner has non-life-threatening injuries.
In St. Petersburg, Florida, 28-year-old Michael Biltoft was shot by a resident during the commission of an armed robbery, Biltoft was declared DRT (dead right there) when police arrived. His partner, Shane Kurucz, 41 was charged with his murder.
Category: Feel Good Stories
Man, never mess with a teenage boy on prom night-the Hulk’s Gamma rays have got nothing on those hormones.
Let the police/EMTs worry about the crook bleeding out! Ms Williams is damn lucky to be alive…snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
In this sort of case, follow the Ferengi First Rule of Acquisition:
Once you have their (stuff) never give it back.
Sounds like Mr James of Victorville, CA needs to get into another line of work. He’s too dumb to be a criminal.
He’s the (supposed) adult, with a gun. And yet he allowed two teens to beat his punk ass.
I’d pay good PPV money to watch that.
Ditto! I’d love to see that.
“You need a new line of work. This one don’t fit your pistol”
The Shootist
And for all you residents in Florida.
“The world is a more peaceful place. . . . beginning now.”
Public Service Announcement:
When pistol whipping a criminal, please remove your booger hook from the bang switch. That is all, we now return you your regularly scheduled programming……
Tasha, Tasha, Tasha….. next time you will do better. Glad you are ok.
As to the prom night antics:
If a captor attempts to remove you to another location, resist to the limits of your ability. Hold back nothing, fight as if your life depends on it, for your captor(s) almost certainly mean to kill you, and probably after sustained unpleasant activities.
That young man may have waited a bit longer that wise, or it may have been his very first opportunity as he saw it. Either way, he handily scored a 10 of 10 on the “not our day to die” scale, and extra style points for dumping out a whole can of whoop-ass on the miscreant.
“What you in for?”
“Dindu Nuffin”
“No? How come your face looks like someone pounded you with the butt of a Hi-Point?”