Joseph Chamblin; saving the world

| April 25, 2016

laurabuckingham

We wrote about Joseph Chamblin back in February, but the story is making the circuit again. He was the platoon commander of the Sniper Platoon which ended up getting punished for urinating on the corpses of dead Taliban in Afghanistan a few years back. By all accounts, up until that incident, Chamblin was on his way to promotion to Gunnery Sergeant, but the outrage that the media generated over the video put the brakes on his career – he got a $500 fine and reduced one rank to Sergeant. Hardly commensurate with the worldwide outrage over the minor occurrence. So he left The Corps and met up with this former woman Marine, Laura A. Buckingham who owned a bakery and had a son with a former fiance. Chamblin and Buckingham fell in love, according to the Washington Post.

Buckingham was attractive, educated and ran her own bakery. Her customers and her town loved her. After all, she was something of a local celebrity in New Albany, Ind. — just last fall, she was on the cover of Southern Indiana Living with her son.

She was also a veteran who could understand Chamblin’s experiences. The two fell for each other, and soon Buckingham was pregnant again.

Then Buckingham decided that her life would be simpler if she could rid herself of the ex-fiance, Bradley Sutherland, because of child custody issues;

While she wasn’t baking fresh loaves of bread, she was busy — busy allegedly trying to find someone to murder Sutherland.

The first person to whom she allegedly turned was Chamblin.

At first, when she allegedly asked him at the beginning of the year to make Sutherland “go away,” Chamblin thought she was kidding. A dark joke, no doubt, but a joke nonetheless. Slowly, though, her requests allegedly grew more detailed as she wondered aloud about the specifics — Where would it happen? How could Sutherland be killed?

Chamblin recorded those conversations and turned the recordings over to the authorities. Soon Ms. Buckingham was discussing the execution of her ex with an undercover detective. They faked his murder in order to get Buckingham to hand over the money to the detective (the amount fluctuates between news sources from $3,000 to $30,000). She’s looking at many years of nightly pillow fights in a woman’s prison.

But the most important part of the story, to me, is that this Marine, Chamblin was made out to be some kind of heartless sniper killer dude who tolerates urinating on corpses of his enemies, but obviously, he has limits. I’m sure most of the media is surprised that he didn’t make the dick decision to kill Sutherland on the orders of the smoking hot chick – like he would have done if it had instead been a Lifetime movie. Even actual highly-trained killers in the military have morals and they can make good, lawful, civilized decisions even after they’ve been screwed over by the government because of misplaced civilian outrage. Just like the rest of Americans.

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ChipNASA

OK, this is not a funny situation in any way, shape or form, but my inner child giggled when I read “Lifetime Movie”…
*snicker*

Pinto Nag

What IS it with heroes and ‘bat-shit crazy with spawn’?

Blaster

Hey,,, I have a crazy wife, and I ain’t afraid to use her!

SFC D

The soon to be MRS D just bought me that shirt lol

Hack Stone

Would that be the Philippina Wife t-shirt?

SFC D

Negative… mine is Irish and armed…

Blaster

Mine is Irish and Cherokee Indian!

Scary hunh?

SFC D

She’s also a registered nurse. She knows how to make you bleed. Slowly.

Blaster

It appears that our two households could put an end to the whole ISIS problem.

OAE CPO USN Ret

Christopher Titus on his Irish girlfriend. https://youtu.be/9fIDRLDKNRo?t=3m15s

Veritas Omnia Vincit

Imagine that…pissing on guys trying to kill you, but not interested in trying to kill guys who are just minding their business and were once involved with your current squeeze….who knew that people might actually be more than 2 dimensional, unlike the 2d characters that seem to dominate Lifetime Movies?

The Other Whitey

If Lifetime movies were even remotely intelligent, realistic, or good…they wouldn’t be Lifetime movies.

Old Trooper

Smokin’ hot and batshit crazy can, sometimes, go hand in hand.

HMC Ret

Waiting for SARC to post in 3 – 2 – 1 … BOOM!

Martinjmpr

Sometimes? 😉

HMC Ret

His punishment IMO greatly exceeded the severity of the crime. I understand the Corps had to do something, but a suspended promotion coupled with a rate reduction is too much. He probably was one heck of a Marine who dumbed up in this one instance. I also understand when the media got hold of it, the incident had a life of its own. Yeah, the media. I would expect some of those buttwipes to seize upon this incident to the exclusion of the real news that is so devastating to this country and the world. Another notch in their investigative belt, put there at the expense of a Marine Corps Warrior. But, something had to be done. Keep him in the Marines. Hate to see this stuff. Really hate to see this man crash and burn.

FatCircles0311

Would still hit it.

A Proud Infidel®™

The ONLY thing I see wrong with the urination episode was that someone took video and posted it and I feel the same way about those Taliban vermin. IMHO his “punishment” was liitle more than a PR stunt for the media and in real life Chamblin is a Warrior who has a solid sense of right and wrong and did what was right.

HMC Ret

Ditto. Two or more people can keep a secret as long as all but one is dead. Taking a photo of the event? Not so smart. Putting it on the internet? Stupid beyond any explanation. I still feel he got a raw deal. But, his and his buddies did dumb up.

FatCircles0311

I’d piss on dead Islamists in a heartbeat.

Call me old fashioned.

Geetwillickers

I would wager a dollar to a doughnut hole that 9 out of 10 TAH Dickweeds would do the same. Hopefully, at least 8 out of those 9 would be smart enough to put their damn smartphone away first.

That is all…

Silentium Est Aureum

And on that note, should he have got a YFG speech from his chain? You betcha.

Should General Amos have thrown these guys under the bus like he did? Never.

Memo to (thankfully) retired General Amos: bag of dicks. You. Eat. Hope you’re hungry.

B Woodman

So, now what happens to the children?
The son of the ex, I can see going to the ex. Maybe.
The unborn child, I hope that Chamblin gets custody. I also hope he’s ready to take on care of a newborn all by his lonesome.

NR Pax

Read the title, saw the picture. Was bracing for another “transgenders in service” article.

And seriously? Talking about your plans to an undercover detective? Not smart. (/sarc)

A Proud infidel®™

That’s how a LOT of criminals get caught and convicted.

NR Pax

You’d think they would learn not to do that. But no; they are convinced that they are the ones with the foolproof plan.

Hack Stone

The brig is chock full of Marines smarter than NCIS. I imagine it is the same on the civilian side.

A Proud Infidel®™

One LEO friend of mine once told me that they don’t have time to chase the smart criminals because the stupid ones keep them busy 24/7.

11B-mailclerk

Every jail and prison should have prominent signage that says

Remember, your -best- thinking sent you here.

NR Pax

Yeah. And a lot of them were no older than 19-20 when I had to deal with them.

Jarhead

Sarc…..Damned right he’d hit it. Him and EVERY one of us swingin’ dicks! What do you think this is….a gay military site?
Always I have believed if a chick who is so smokin’ hot would be a baker, it always occurred to me that if I ever pissed her off…..cut deep into the cake and give a piece to the dog before eating.
Especially when the eyes are cold and the expression says, “I’m gonna bake you some brownies you will die for”.

HMC Ret

OK, Jarhead and Sarc to hit it in 3 – 2 – 1. Boom Calm down, Jarhead, it’s a joke.

A lovely girl with a heart of stone

Jarhead

HMC…Thanks for the clarification. Until now there had been no idea I was comparing my appetite with some imaginary person. Shame on me, even at my age. All said, she is still smokin’ hot, as opposed to jokin’ hot.
“Former Woman Marine”…what did he expect..Laura Ingalls?

Claw

Jarhead, seeing “even at my age” reminds me of the little pearls of wisdom rendered by Edward Cole (Jack Nicholson) from *The Bucket List.*

He said (or words to the effect) all men of our age group should:

Never pass up a bathroom.
Never waste a good hard-on.
Never trust a fart.

I think those are good rules to live by./smile

sj

^^^^WORD!!!. I just used #3 yesterday. I wish I could use #2!

HMC Ret

Props to you, Jarhead. Absolutely no harm and no foul. She validates the old ‘beauty and the beast’ phrase. Agree, she is smoking hot. I’m writing that as my wife is sitting five feet from me. Nothing to see here, Mrs. HMC, move along.

Jarhead

For you and Claw. You first HMC…Thanks for the break for the aged with rotating thoughts. For God’s sake, please don’t ever tell Mrs Jarhead about this. She only believes me because I tell her this is a “Church Lady” type web site where we are trying to save Dave Hardin with our thoughts and inspiration.
And for Claw…those are valuable and appreciated pearls of wisdom we need to keep in a special corner of our mind. As for sj….Mr. Johnson does not salute nearly as often as in the past. For # 3, mine can’t be trusted these days. Only yesterday my all too trusting ways were fouled when time taught me gas can indeed be turned into a liquid. All together there were five of us eating lunch when the Bar B Que Beans kept screaming at me…”Pick Me !!, Pick Me first!!”
Remember, Depends make better neighbors than fences since nobody breaks down those barriers knowing full well they’ll have to deal with a dirty asshole if they do so.

On a side note, please don’t use the words smokin’ hot to describe more of these violent females. The term puts my male hormonal balance out of whack for a while. Add pictures like the one at the top, and a visit to my private vault/sperm bank is a must for lady friends.

The Other Whitey

Or in the words of John Ringo: the face of an angel and the soul of Jeffrey Dahmer.

OldSoldier54

Crap.

Sarc88

That guy just won the Bros Before Hoes lifetime achievement award

spd0302

I will absolutely second that nomination!

USMC MSgt (Ret)

From the accounts I’ve read (will post if I can find them), Chamberlain wasn’t present when the urinating occurred. Also, I heard Jim “The Anus” Amos influenced the outcome on this case, so there’s that…

Silentium Est Aureum

Again, Amos is living proof aviators should never become CMC.

And I’m a Navy guy saying that.

Ex-PH2

I’m completed mystified about something. Perhaps you gentlemen can enlighten me.

Is there ever a time when ANY of you don’t think with your dicks?

(Hey, I can occasionally be a dick, too, but I have Wisdom to bolster me.)

Joseph Williams

Jonn, I was thinking young and wild BTDT. I also have the scars to prove it. Joe

Ex-PH2

Oh, yes, but my question wasn’t about Chamblin. It was just a general question generated by the remarks prior to my posting the question.

Jarhead

Why yes we do Ex-PH2. So here’s your dick joke of the day:
A woman was standing in a crowded lift of the hotel she was staying in. When a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast.

The man said, “I’m sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your tit, you’ll forgive me.”

So the woman replies, “If your dick is as hard as your elbow then I am staying in room 113.”

Joseph Williams

Ex, thinking with the big Head comes with maturity or age(ED).I don’t know if is true or not. The amount of blood needed for a erection is the same amount missing from the brain. Joe

Jarhead

So let me see if I’ve got this straight now. The sniper pisses on a Taliban..The baker shits on a former boyfriend..somewhere is the punch line about somebody farting on the sniper.

ArmyJ

He forgot the number 1 rule of being in a combat zone:

http://www.duffelblog.com/2013/10/jag-lawyer-make-storyboard-war-crime/

HMC Ret

Too many senior officers and politicians are PC SJWs today. I almost guarantee this is the type of troop you want with you when SHTF. But, no, the PC officers need their pound of flesh to demonstrate they fit in with the pansies they will work for after retirement as consultants and lobbyists.