Blaine Cooper arrested
According to Oregon Live, Blaine Cooper/Stanley Hicks couldn’t stay away from the Pacific Northwest. He was arrested in Washington County, Utah today after leaving the occupation of the wildlife refuge weeks ago.
An indictment was unsealed in federal court in Portland on Thursday. Cooper was charged with conspiracy to impede officers of the United States, the same charge that has been leveled against at least 20 others involved in the 41-day bird sanctuary occupation.
Cooper’s claim to fame here on TAH was when he called us “a bunch of faggot gutless pieces of shit” on the post about liar Jeff Prosen and so we dug up his records from the Marine Corps which told us that he had taken an oath to join the Marine Corps and never showed up after his Delayed Entry Program;
When he was asked why he wasn’t arrested with the others at the refuge last week, he replied “Luck maybe”.
Category: Dumbass Bullshit
Bwa-ha-ha-ha DUMB ASS
Enjoy your time with Bunna & Thor, you fluffing Bernath-brained thumbsucking booger-eating meat-gazing unicorn-lusting bedwetting tinfoil-headed bucket of batshit! Where do critters like that come from, “Losers ‘R’ Us”? I wonder how many Bags of Dicks he snarfed down?
Your comments are well stated but are uttered in vain since I’m pretty sure Brandon is in one of the few places left in the USA with no internet access – Federal Lockup. 😉
Yeah, it’s very likely that you’re absolutely right, but it felt good to say it the way it was on my mind.
I wonder how many of us “bunch of faggots and gutless pieces of shit” are under federal indictment? Hands please…waiting…waiting. Okay, that looks like none to me. How many of us skipped out on our oath of enlistment. Again, hands up if you did. Damn. Not a one.
Here’s a great instructional video for 16-time felon Blaine Cooper. WARNING!!! NSFW
Yay, Fuckstick!! Not to be a gutless piece of shit and all…..That is all.
Splash. Out.
Fuck you Cooper. And your little butt-buddies too…
Dude looks all excited and shit.
Like he is going on a date.
Maybe he is…..
He is finalist as the cover of the June issue of Prison Bride Magazine. Which bachelor, Bubba or Tiny, will be awarded his brown rose?
Good,
I wish that “Mouse” Prosen had been scooped up with the rest of the vermin.
Somebody admit it…..the dude looks gay all smiles and such. Appears he has seen the above movie clip and is excited about making a home for several years. No doubt his comments about faggots were running through his head in his dreams of a juicy future with his recapped pouty lips. You got some learnin’ due you punk. I SWEAR that’s a fag smile if ever I have seen one.
What we used to call “light in the loafers.”
Imagine that. The quickest to the “fag” card are the ones choking deepest on it.
S E A….hopefully you are referencing the comments by the Cooper Pooper.
That would be correct. Next time I will be clearer.
Thank you S E A. Could have been mistaken by someone who has never heard of either of us or seen our posts. BTW, I am in complete agreement with your comment. That frame of reference to any and all who post on this web site is so ironic coming from someone with that little character and integrity. In addition to some man sauce, he can expect that smile to also be wiped off his face soon.
“Go ahead and hate your neighbor,
Go ahead and cheat a friend.
Do it in the name of heaven,
You can justify it in the end.
There won’t be any trumpets blowing,
Come the judgment day,
On the bloody morning after
One Blaine Cooper rides away.”
Fake Ass piece of SHIT ! ! ! !
be who you are and not what you ain’t
Blaine… hope you enjoy your time in the poundhiminthe ass prison. Word that you really don’t want to heare while in the hole:
– Toss my salad, bitch
– This year he’s a tight end, next year he’ll be a wide receiver
– I’m going in dry
– Can you pick up my powered soap?
Don’t forget the anal dilation therapy sessions and be sure to enjoy the all you can eat buffet of cockmeat sammiches and tube steak (manmayo is free)!
Jeffery Prosen…Blane Cooper. The dynamic duo of dumb.
If you add Jon Eric Ritzheimer to the mix you get, “Could of, Would of, and Should of.
Now we get the honor of feeding this trio of treason for the next decade or so. What a country.
Probably doing that already, DH. I’m guessing all three of them qualify for the EIC due to their “superlative skills and exceptional ability to produce useful work”.
Maybe even a movie? The Three Chump A Teers
How about “Two and a Half Fools”?
I was think more along the lines of:
“The Three Assmigos”
That face says that he’s either on drugs, or should be.
He’s just showing us his “war face”, OWB. (smile)
He’s been told about all of the cockmeat sammiches he’s gonna get in the poundhimintheass jail he in… and looking forward to every moment of it!
Or possibly face down on somebody’s lap. At the very least, looking forward to the experience with GLEE and excitement. Probably will be happy to be someone’s bitch.